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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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CSI calling.....

No you don't, Nik! Or at least keep running into yer computer. . .. . . ....

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Since we've been going down memory lane, here's Llamallady's first visit (I think).......

I don't think we knew how to take this person at first, as there were no real welcomings :rolleyes:

Don't think we know how to take her . . . still.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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No you don't, Nik! Or at least keep running into yer computer. . .. . . ....

RIGHT!!!!! Surely you have those things called . . . um . . . commercials!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Posting tramatic stress syndrome . . . :lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Lisa and Teresa!!!! Way to take one for the team!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OK . . . Do Not Let Me Get Distracted!!!! I'm watching something on ebay. The auction ends in about 25 minutes. I want to swoop in at the last second and steal it away. Somebody set a timer.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay.....time to get Jahgnit singin'... . ..

Us girls we are so magical

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chap stick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I got so brave, drink in hand

Lost my discretion

It's not what, I'm used to

Just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you

Caught my attention

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay, what's fer dinner tonight, everyone? Or in Nikerler's case, what did ya have?

I'm makin' tacos ... . . . ...

elye Community Regular
elye
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Whose dogs fart?

Gus is terrible....every time he sits down.

Elsie: Nothing. Never.

Totally a guy thang. . . .. . . . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Have fun at the movie Janet and Skeeter :)

Good times had . . . significantly different from the book . . . not just skipping mass amounts of information but changing things around quite a bit. Skeeter's big observation: There's a cat in the movie but NOT in the book.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I have chilli in the crockpot....no hamburger so I used cut up chicken breast instead...smells sooooo good!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Whose dogs fart?

Gus is terrible....every time he sits down.

Elsie: Nothing. Never.

Totally a guy thang. . . .. . . . ..

JoDog farts . . . nasty when she does . . . not very often . . . I think it's when she gets ahold of some special treats from outside like Kitty turds and Bunny (not OUR Bunnie) pellets.

elye Community Regular
elye
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...Even when he's wearing his gentlemanly cardigan.

NOT very gentlemanly....

Or poodle-like, somehow.....

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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The last dog I had....Spike (believe it or not) .....well, I ALWAYS knew when kids were feeding him "special" treats by the noise and smell of him. Most of the time not too bad, tho

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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...Even when he's wearing his gentlemanly cardigan.

NOT very gentlemanly....

Or poodle-like, somehow.....

Perhaps he's showing you what he thinks of his cardigan . . . by farting on it.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I have chilli in the crockpot....no hamburger so I used cut up chicken breast instead...smells sooooo good!

I have leftover cooked chicken thighs in my fridge. What exciting thing can I do with them for tomorrow's dins? Was gonna cut them up and put them in wif pasta, but it's something I do so often.......

Need something new and exciting. . . .. .

Actually, I could make yer crockpot chilli, Patti!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Our first dog, Sarge, would scare himself sometimes when he pharted and "run away" from it.

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Perhaps he's showing you what he thinks of his cardigan . . . by farting on it.

Yep.. .. . :lol: Since his completely dejected, destroyed face just doesn't seem to keep me from putting it on him .. . .. .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Thirteen minutes left for ebay . . . :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Did Jess say she was going to be around today? She posted an incredible, record-breaking number of times yesterday when she was at her full-time day job.....it's now the weekend, and nuttin'.. ... ..

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Okay, what's fer dinner tonight, everyone? Or in Nikerler's case, what did ya have?

I'm makin' tacos ... . . . ...

Have no idea . . . Smack doesn't come home for an hour yet and I'm betting he filled up on a bunch of crap.

Skeeter and I stopped at Wendy's for frosties after the movie instead of buying the $4 boxes of candy . . . <_<

elye Community Regular
elye
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Thirteen minutes left for ebay . . . :ph34r:

Whatcha bidding on?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Must go and check out Nik's football jerseys, I must.. . . . ..

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Our first dog, Sarge, would scare himself sometimes when he pharted and "run away" from it.

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Did Jess say she was going to be around today? She posted an incredible, record-breaking number of times yesterday when she was at her full-time day job.....it's now the weekend, and nuttin'.. ... ..

:huh:

:lol:

Her home computer is broken . . . I tried to hint that she should check the laptop out from work but she was having none of that. I think she was so prolific yesterday because she knew she wouldn't be able to help today . . . or tomorrow . . . :(

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