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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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kareng Grand Master

To your list of "Things that sound a lot more fun than they actually are." add:

Chasing after chickens who have just taken a dirt bath while it's raining.

:P :P <- spitting dirt out of my mouth

Now..now.. The chickens had a lot of fun!


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elye Community Regular

To your list of "Things that sound a lot more fun than they actually are." add:

Chasing after chickens who have just taken a dirt bath while it's raining.

:P :P <- spitting dirt out of my mouth

Ha! :lol: That actually goes at the top of my List of Things That Sound Funny, and ARE Funny.. . . . ...

Jestgar Rising Star

It was such a mess. I almost got the first one and she freaked and sprayed me with dirt. So now my eyes are streaming from the dirt in them and I'm spitting it out of my mouth, and it starts to rain. I dust off a bit and manage to catch her and stuff her in the coop, then go after the other one. By the time I catch her it's really raining so when I pick her up she coats me with mud. And this is not chucks of dirt, this is the fine dust that has settled into her feathers that she manages to spray me with and it sticks to my wet face and arms. I think only a mud spraying device could have been a more effective dirtifier.

elye Community Regular

It was such a mess. I almost got the first one and she freaked and sprayed me with dirt. So now my eyes are streaming from the dirt in them and I'm spitting it out of my mouth, and it starts to rain. I dust off a bit and manage to catch her and stuff her in the coop, then go after the other one. By the time I catch her it's really raining so when I pick her up she coats me with mud. And this is not chucks of dirt, this is the fine dust that has settled into her feathers that she manages to spray me with and it sticks to my wet face and arms. I think only a mud spraying device could have been a more effective dirtifier.

Jyesss's kids are now going through that stage where she's counting the moments until they move out. . .. . . .... :P

psawyer Proficient

A very bright object has appeared in the sky. I wonder what it is?

kareng Grand Master

A very bright object has appeared in the sky. I wonder what it is?

Not sure what that could be. Be careful! It might burn!

Its been cloudy here but no rain on the radar. Got ready to go out & plant some flowers. Opened the door and it started pouring! Guess I'm not supposed to garden today.

elye Community Regular

A very bright object has appeared in the sky. I wonder what it is?

No sign o' any bright object above THIS part of the country. . . .. . . .:angry:


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mushroom Proficient

A very bright object has appeared in the sky. I wonder what it is?

We decided to share :P

elye Community Regular

HEY!! There it is!! Up in the western sky! Mygawd.. . . it gives off light, and HEAT, too!

Jestgar Rising Star

Just got back from the Chimacum Farmer's Market where I purchased half a cow from someone who is lucky he was born into a farming family.... :unsure::ph34r:

As a bonus I got to hear Ravel's Bolero on banjo. :huh:

elye Community Regular

As a bonus I got to hear Ravel's Bolero on banjo. :huh:

GAH! :lol: :lol: :blink: Just trying to hear that in my mind.. . . ... ..not easy.. . . .

kareng Grand Master

Was watching the last few laps of the Indy 500. When I first started watching, a guy named Baguette was leading! Since his first name wasn't Gluten Free, I hoped he wouldn't win. He didn't. He had to make a pit stop.

elye Community Regular

Was watching the last few laps of the Indy 500. When I first started watching, a guy named Baguette was leading! Since his first name wasn't Gluten Free, I hoped he wouldn't win. He didn't. He had to make a pit stop.

No surprise that he had to make a pit stop..... . . . .he's not gluten-free, so frequent , there's-no-way-I-can-put-this-off bathroom visits happen regularly, I reckon.....cripes, that must play hell with his times... .. ....

:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

No surprise that he had to make a pit stop..... . . . .he's not gluten-free, so frequent , there's-no-way-I-can-put-this-off bathroom visits happen regularly, I reckon.....cripes, that must play hell with his times... .. ....

:rolleyes:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Em, I love the dog pic. The 2 of them look like a fun couple!

This seems to be my day for telling people I like their pics.

mushroom Proficient

Was watching the last few laps of the Indy 500. When I first started watching, a guy named Baguette was leading! Since his first name wasn't Gluten Free, I hoped he wouldn't win. He didn't. He had to make a pit stop.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient

Just got back from the Chimacum Farmer's Market where I purchased half a cow from someone who is lucky he was born into a farming family.... :unsure::ph34r:

As a bonus I got to hear Ravel's Bolero on banjo. :huh:

Okay, I'll ask the obvious question - HIH is that going to fit in your refrigerator? And was it the right or left half?

elye Community Regular

I'm assuming that Jyesss has a good-sized chest freezer.

Hmm. Left or right half. . . . . ....is one better than the other? I suppose that would depend on whether the poor creature was right or left-handed - - its dominant side would likely be ropey and tough, with all that used muscle matter... . . . . . ... ..

Right, then, so anyone who's considering butchering me for their freezer, call dibs on my RIGHT half, as I'm a southpaw.....

:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Okay, I'll ask the obvious question - HIH is that going to fit in your refrigerator? And was it the right or left half?

Front half or back?

psawyer Proficient

Front half or back?

I'd want the back half, cuz you have to feed the front half. :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient

Yeah, but look what comes out the back half :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

:lol: :lol:

It'll be a month before we get it. They actually take the cows in for "processing" per order. I'm dividing it up amongst me, BE, and some friends of mine.

Jestgar Rising Star

Anyone else see this coming up on their page:

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elye Community Regular

Anyone else see this coming up on their page:

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OMG :lol:

Love how they have the "starter" products.. . . . . .but DH would need the industrial, "sewn around the edges", reinforced model.. . . ..

Or, wait!! He should probably just move to the big guns - - that suit at the bottom of the page that you just zip around your entire body.......

elye Community Regular

Um.. . . . ..and incidentally, no, I don't have this page constantly coming up. .. ...... . ...what's goin' on with you, Jyessss? :huh:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

Anyone else see this coming up on their page:

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Gosh! How did I miss this?

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