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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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IrishHeart Veteran

This is the ultimate place to avoid responsibilities.

Is anybody getting anything done at the moment? :rolleyes:

not me, obviously.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, actually I AM...I consider this HUMOR therapy...if not for humor, I'd have gone stark raving mad by now..... :unsure::blink:


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curlyfries Contributor

that's okay...that's better than the barn with the 3 farm hands... :unsure:

Hmmmmm....how big are their thumbs?

Jestgar Rising Star

that's okay...that's better than the barn with the 3 farm hands... :unsure:

Depends what the farm hands look like..... :ph34r:

IrishHeart Veteran

I grant you a Royal Pardon for whatever the H*** you are neglecting at this time.

oh thank you, your majesty!! bow, bow....oops, there goes my back.....

IrishHeart Veteran

Depends what the farm hands look like..... :ph34r:

true that!!!!!!!! ;)

IrishHeart Veteran

Hmmmmm....how big are their thumbs?

B):lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

This is the ultimate place to avoid responsibilities.

Is anybody getting anything done at the moment? :rolleyes:

I'm graphing things. :)


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IrishHeart Veteran

darn it--hate to leave the fun, but a girl has to do what a girl has to do....I'll be back....thanks for the laughs & the warm welcome ...made my day! ;)

kareng Grand Master

At the rate we are going this afternoon, I won't be queen for long.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Welcome to the madness, Irish.

Lisa, don't hold your breath . . . Smackl is testing for his black belt tomorrow and we are having people over afterwards to celebrate. It's a big deal 'round here parts.

IrishHeart Veteran

Welcome to the madness, Irish.

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thank you, ma'am...! ;)

IrishHeart Veteran

I'm graphing things. :)

I'm curious....like stats or temperature spikes and such??

I came back and edited this because I wrote the wrong word (originally) and I'm was an English Prof. and felt silly I had made such a boo-boo... :lol:

IrishHeart Veteran

I want to you all to know, I did my PT exercises ...ouch and whine...and then, mowed the lawn for 30 minutes (it's ride-on) so now, I feel totally justified to fluff off a bit more..... :D

kareng Grand Master

Welcome to the madness, Irish.

Lisa, don't hold your breath . . . Smackl is testing for his black belt tomorrow and we are having people over afterwards to celebrate. It's a big deal 'round here parts.

That is a big deal. Congrats to Smackl!

Jess - Was this more the type of crown your were thinking of?

Jestgar Rising Star

That is a big deal. Congrats to Smackl!

Jess - Was this more the type of crown your were thinking of?

eggsackly!

and congrats to Smackl!

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm graphing things. :)

I'm curious....like skin? or like temperature spikes and such??

Luciferase activity of transfected cells.....

It's quite cool, actually. You can hook up the gene from fireflies that makes the glow (luciferase) to a promoter for whatever gene you are interested in and put this into cells. Then when you try to "turn on" your gene of interest, it turns on the production of the luciferase. You light up the luciferase by adding a chemical and measure how much it glows. The more it glows, the more you (would) have turned on your gene.

kareng Grand Master

The more it glows, the more you (would) have turned on your Gene.

Does that work with BE as well as Gene?

Darn210 Enthusiast

It's quite cool, actually. You can hook up the gene from fireflies that makes the glow (luciferase) to a promoter for whatever gene you are interested in and put this into cells. Then when you try to "turn on" your gene of interest, it turns on the production of the luciferase. You light up the luciferase by adding a chemical and measure how much it glows. The more it glows, the more you (would) have turned on your gene.

:huh:

Are you experimenting on BE again? When you turn him on, does he glow?

Darn210 Enthusiast

GAH!!!!!!

Kerrin and I are thinking alike . . . and apparently, I type slower!! :P

kareng Grand Master

GAH!!!!!!

Kerrin and I are thinking alike . . . and apparently, I type slower!! :P

You should be very afraid! :ph34r:

IrishHeart Veteran

Luciferase activity of transfected cells.....

It's quite cool, actually. You can hook up the gene from fireflies that makes the glow (luciferase) to a promoter for whatever gene you are interested in and put this into cells. Then when you try to "turn on" your gene of interest, it turns on the production of the luciferase. You light up the luciferase by adding a chemical and measure how much it glows. The more it glows, the more you (would) have turned on your gene.

Motherofpearl, you're a brilliant cookie! ;) ...my chemist husband would love you.....

curlyfries Contributor

Lisa, don't hold your breath . . . Smackl is testing for his black belt tomorrow and we are having people over afterwards to celebrate. It's a big deal 'round here parts.

Awww heck

Well, there's only one solution..........bring everybody!

:P

If Em lived here, she would come

Just sayin

;)

Jestgar Rising Star

Does that work with BE as well as Gene?

:huh:

Are you experimenting on BE again? When you turn him on, does he glow?

Works with anyonething you can turn on. :):P

IrishHeart Veteran

Works with anyonething you can turn on. :):P

yowzers!.. :lol: are you applying for a patent...this would be a HUGE success. ;)

curlyfries Contributor

Works with anyonething you can turn on. :):P

How does that work with post menopausal hormones......or lack thereof :unsure:

totally hypothetical question

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