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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Surely it's time for a sing song?

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nikki-uk Enthusiast

This one dedicated to the Soooze

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elye Community Regular

MORNIN', CRAZIES!!

Dear Lord. . .. .. :unsure: . . .I'm having troubles with.. .. .

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My computer!!!!!. . . . :o

Of all days!!. . .. .

I'll be. . . . . . .

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dashing out to. . . ..

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....the library every twenty minutes!

So far, things have stayed okay .. . . . . ..

nikki-uk Enthusiast

AH!

M's here!! I MUST get phood supplies in........ back soon

Leaving you with some South Pacific ;)

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[Gmaj7]

When you knew that it was over [Cmaj7]

Were you suddenly aware [Am6]

That the autumn leaves were turning[b7]

To the colour of her hair [Em]

My hair? :huh: Um....well, yes.....there is the odd Manitoba Maple whose leaves turn L'oreal Hydrating Copper Mahogany #133, I've noticed. . . .

:lol:

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Nik's on the musical bandwagon!! Chicago. . . . .. :wub::)

I would post me faves, but must pump out the posts....got a run to go out on this am ... .. . ..

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Our Phirst Psillyville Monarch

Dangit, I missed the 200 flipover by two... :(:(

CONGRATULATIONS, BEV!!

You are the current Sillyak Queen, so seat yourself beside our Good King Richard. That is, until we approach 300...then, I'll take another run at it!

So Bev...did wailing sirens go off within your computer when the page turned? Flashing lights and clanging bells? Were you given a house? A Canadian one? :lol:

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....and our second......

Congratulations Queen Amanda - and you come with your own tiara!

Why thank you :)

I think Richard would also make a good jester. Maybe he could be the court artist/photographer.

I will need a king too

Darn210 Enthusiast

****** yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn ***************

Mornin' Pholks . . . My phirst post today and I just got the "I'm hungary mom" from one of the chidlens.

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...and number four in the Dynasty:

<_< So THAT'S why MY contract has a handwritten (bubble-gum pink Crayon naturally) addendum in several languages, each w/ a different translation.

Everything from

"At end of term, and/or in the event that _______'s reign is suspended, all material assets (heretofore referred to as M.A., which consists of, but is not limited to, bank accounts, portfolios, real properties (and their contents), royal doodads and an original zipper-and-all copy of the Stones' Sticky Fingers album."

----to----

"We keep da stuff"

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . and just a quick report before I go and make some muffins . . .

went to bed humming "I kissed a girl" . . . woke up wif "King of the Road"

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...and then there was.......

ALL HAIL QUEEN JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now we have a scientist as queen........this could behold many interesting things for us......... :lol:
Darn210 Enthusiast
...and number four in the Dynasty:

Yeah . . . that sounds like tom <_<:lol::lol::lol:

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...And a bittersweet, oft thought of reign. . . .. . ... :wub::wub:

Oh my gawwwwwwd, who would've thought ramblin' on about Mayberry and Nascar could get you a crown!?!?!?!?

I would like to thank Peter and Tom, for being interested in our little region of North Carolina! :D:D:D

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Then, again?. . . .. . . .

Congrats Queen Tom
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...And a bittersweet, oft thought of reign. . . .. . ... :wub::wub:

Awwwww . . . I miss Sarah . . . :wub:

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...Another double-reigner. . . . . .

aaaaaaaaaand with that, we have a new Queen!!!! ha ha ha Congrats, Queen Jess!

OMG - do you think she'll start making us write in Armenian? :blink:

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Our oracle King:

But I must shift gears & hail the new King!!

Way to swoooooooop in Peter!

(I was sure it'd be a Queen :blink: )

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The Millenium begins.. .... :lol::lol:

All hail HRH Emily- the queen for a new millenium.....under her reign we can expect poetry, courtly love and d%$#@#$ baggery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darn210 Enthusiast

Did you guys notice that I was truly trying to avoid queenmanship??? . . . I don't like to be in charge.

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A British Monarch. . .. . . ...

Congrats to Queen Nikki. And without trying to sound all brown-noser-ish might I add what a lovely new kitty you have.
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Did you guys notice that I was truly trying to avoid queenmanship??? . . . I don't like to be in charge.

Me and Judy both, methinks.

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