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  1. Jestgar
    Aaawww, slobbery poodle kisses I'm glad you came back to much love.
  2. Jestgar
    SLAP!! Well the rule here is "We believe you, so you have to believe yourself" It's so funny how connecting illness to food is hard for people (other people, I mean, the ones that don't get sick from it). I wonder if its some throw back to caveman days where survival depended on body awareness, and denying someone else was sick from the only...
  3. Jestgar
    :lol: :lol: and eeewwwww Oddly enough M, I would imagine you'd need stronger flavors, such as shallots and cranberry feta to balance what I suspect would be an, um, intense flavor from the glandes annalles. Perhaps you have already sampled these....................?
  4. Jestgar
    Cryptic works any time
  5. Jestgar
    well, yah, but ya gotta eeeaase 'em into these things, start out small, with words that take you a minute to remember what they mean, like scrotum. then go for the bigger, more intimidating words, like penis, and ironing, and then, when they've gotten accustomed to those things, theeennn you squeeze out the anal glands.
  6. Jestgar
    NO EMILY!!! DON"T PULL OUT THE ANAL GLANDS SO SOON!! .................................................................................................... ........................ANNA .................................................................................................... ................................................
  7. Jestgar
    Yeah, well if you're getting advice from Carla, remember, she's got like, 15 kids or sumpin'. You'll need that addition, and maybe the car to escape in. Which reminds me of a funny story. I used to work with this really 'macho' guy, who had a stay-at-home wife who raised their three boys. One Monday he came in to work and said "my wife went visit...
  8. Jestgar
    Soy has nothing to do with gluten, but it is a big, hard to digest protein and some people find it makes them feel bad when they eat it. If you've eliminated gluten, and still don't feel well, you can consider cutting out milk and/or soy, otherwise, don't worry about it.
  9. Jestgar
    :HomerSimpsonVoice: oaohoahohaoah......................Turkey.......... Bring sunscreen I managed to burn even my eyelids while I was there. Oh yeah, bad behaviour gets you a lot of things... New swimsuit another holiday more small children
  10. Jestgar
    Not true. IVs are salt water. Your cells have pumps that run ions (sodium, potassium, etc) in and out of your cells to maintain a balance. I believe this is how cholera kills - it stops the sodium channels from working. The need for salt was (is?) also one of the driving forces behind cannibalism in the innards of Africa. Populations far from the coast...
  11. Jestgar
    SCOTT!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY birthday!! And thank you so much for everything you do!
  12. Jestgar
    Let's see....what would someone as sweet as Patti yell.... OH DITHERS!
  13. Jestgar
    Not sure what you mean by awful. Codeine and its derivatives make me vomit within a few minute of taking them. Morphine causes internal hives. Vicodin works for me.
  14. Jestgar
    So I actually spent some time thinking about this (I know, my lack of life is showing). It seems to me, that, unless you are pooping water, your body is absorbing it. If that's the case, you might want to revisit the electrolyte thing. Gatorade doesn't seem like the best choice because of all the chemicals, so you might want to consider mineral water...
  15. Jestgar
    Well, when she willingly displayed her heiny (and her bathroom) after a night of absinthe debauchery I figured she either had a great body (image) or a very poor memory...
  16. Jestgar
    Poor baby May I suggest some watered down baby food in that syringe? Sometimes a little substance can help.
  17. Jestgar
    Although I realized I wouldn't object if I were allowed to end every post with something like "There are no omnipotent beings spending every moment of their existence focusing on just you, so maybe you should take some time to learn to take care of yourself." I mean, just look at Judy's flowers - omnipotent beings clearly have better things to do than...
  18. Jestgar
    oh c'mon! You could be our 'Judge Judy'!
  19. Jestgar
    I thought you-all would be proud of me for not making snarky comments in other threads I figured Ckought wouldn't want his lovely forum degenerating into a free-for-all of tangential, abstract snips.
  20. Jestgar
    I have nothing to offer, but I love her name
  21. Jestgar
    Oh Magic Moderators - please tell me that you wouldn't vote in as a moderator someone who responds to almost every issue by telling you that God will be there for you (carryover from the warnbox thread).
  22. Jestgar
    The "Celiac genes" are known to code for a protein that can accidentally learn to recognize parts of your intestine as a foreign invader, and start attacking it. Does this mean this will always happen if you have these genes? No. Does this mean that other proteins can't accidentally learn the same thing? No. The gene test is interesting, but not informative...
  23. Jestgar
    The gene they test for is associated with celiac disease, not causative. It is also carried by about 1/3 of the population, so you have a 30% chance of carrying the gene whether or not you have celiac disease. The test is interesting, but not informative. You may never get a positive lab test result. Many people don't. They accept their own dietary...
  24. Jestgar
    The 'attitude' of a poster in the warn box thread was hysterical. Peter (and Lisa) handled it very professionally.
  25. Jestgar
    This belongs in the 'warn box thread' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Who knew LisaGoosey was heading a conspiracy?
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