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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Mtndog Collaborator

Oh Susie- Is she OK? Poor sweet Annie.....That would have made me upset too!

OK- back to booby jokes!

Since my mammies are OK, I do of course have a funny mammogram story. Richrad, hope you don't mind :P

I must say the women's waiting area for a mammogram is quite humorous. But inside I had a good laugh. So, their taking different "views" and something got in the way of one of the pics so the technician says, "See that white area? That looks JUST like an implant!" Susie- i thought of you. I said, "what?" :blink: She says, "Yes, that's just what an implant looks like"

So I get already to defend myself and I say, "Uhmm... to the best of my knowledge, I don't have implants". She said that something got in the way of the camera but it was in the exact shape of an implant. I said, "Oh good, because if I'd had implants, I'd definitely have asked for AT LEAST a cup size larger" :P

THE TASSEL TWIRLING WILL RESUME UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!

PS Pot IS legal in California, isn't it? :huh:


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Mtndog Collaborator

And while we're on the subject:

Gluten-free of course!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

can I just say, before anything else, how disGUSted I am by that Burger King philly cheese steak burger commercial, with those pig men eating adn talking at the same time................blech!

LOL

We have an old family Bible and one of my ancestors saved Queen Victoria when her horses for her carriage took off. She knighted him. He then became very rich and owned about 1000 houses in London. He emigrated to the US and when he died, the lawyers took the money. Too bad, I'd have liked to own 1000 houses in London!!! ;)

:o I am so sad that you don't! those wicked attorneys.... :angry:

PS Pot IS legal in California, isn't it? :huh:

:lol::lol: not really, only if you get your "permit" for medical marijuana.....but lots of people seem to have that..... :huh:

So bev's okay, Annie's back home (with clean, shiny teeth! :rolleyes: ) and so all is well. Let the celebratory tassel-twirling begin!!

And while we're on the subject:

Gluten-free of course!

Um, if I could just LOOK like her..............everyone would open my gluten-free beer FOR me. ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning all !! (those having been freshly squished :blink: and sweet smelling traumatized dog owners and anyone else!)

Open Original Shared Link!!!

HA, Ha - GOT YOU!!

Mtndog Collaborator

OMG it's February. Crikes!

OK- in honor of PINCH,PUNCH , It's the FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH! I am posting my favorite song to karaoke to (with friends):Open Original Shared Link

Please disregard the bad eyemakeup and outfits, but c'mon. Yyou gotta admit that when you hear this song, you wanna sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But uhm, Freddie is not cute.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG it's February. Crikes!

OK- in honor of PINCH,PUNCH , It's the FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH! I am posting my favorite song to karaoke to (with friends):Open Original Shared Link

Excellent choice Miss Beverly!!!! and lets face it who doesn't like to do karaoke to that song after a few glasses of fine wine ?? :lol::lol:

..Cute he weren't ...but Freddie sure could sing !! :D

TriticusToxicum Explorer
So bev's okay, Annie's back home (with clean, shiny teeth! :rolleyes: ) and so all is well. Let the celebratory tassel-twirling begin!!

I'm glad Annie's ok and the two of you are together once again. I'm betting she'd feel differently if she went to the Open Original Shared Link.

I can't tell if kitty is really happy and jumping for joy, or is just trying really hard to get away...my money is on the latter...he looks pi55ed off at the end :o


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Mtndog Collaborator

OMG- poor kitty cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::ph34r:

We have one cat that would have probbly shredded her way out of that thing!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

FORUM JOKE

How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Jestgar Rising Star

That is hysterical!

jerseyangel Proficient

Nikki--

I love it--and it's so true :lol:

Your 3 boys are just such a handsome bunch :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Your 3 boys are just such a handsome bunch :D

Awww, thanks Patti!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
:o I am so sad that you don't! those wicked attorneys.... :angry:

Who knows, the family could have lost it all anyway during the depression! Plus, how hard would it be to keep track of 1000 houses!!?? Especially before computers. This story was from the obituary for this guy from the newspaper. All kinds of neat stuff in that Bible.

CarlaB Enthusiast

The light bulbs story is hysterical! Did you write that, Nikki?

Mtndog Collaborator

Missed you guys today- had to work. Heinous and Harumph!

Carla- My gosh, what would you do with 1,000 houses. That si wild 9sorry about the 128 viruses most of which are in Chinese and your son's fault).

Nikki- My favorite one is the last one about the forum lurker :lol::P Your boys are so cute!

Hi Richard, hi Susie Q! :D

I am actually quite a CRANK today as my celebratory lunch turned into a glutening. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: SO MAD. But that's another thread.

Angus says "Woof!" and kisses to all.

Mtndog Collaborator

OK this is cool. Open Original Shared Link

Hey you- I'm a yew!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: I am a BEECH tree and I thought it said BEE-OCH :lol::lol:

VERY funny forum joke.

TOO tired to post anything else! I had to work today and HEINOUS and HARRUMPH also! :angry: speaking of beeoch's that's what they are in there!!

okay......crawling into warm bed with glass of wine, sunflower seeds, shiny-toothed dingo (just one will watch my shows with me) and tons of magazines......who needs a man??????????? ;)

wub you guys........ :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
The light bulbs story is hysterical! Did you write that, Nikki?

Er..no (I stole it off the net..ssshhh!!)

OK this is cool. Open Original Shared Link

Hey you- I'm a yew!

I am an Ash Tree :)

My full sympathies to those of you that are at work today (HARUMPH- <_< )..and to Bev in full blown 'glutened' mode :(

Have a Open Original Shared Link :lol::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
OK this is cool. Open Original Shared Link

Hey you- I'm a yew!

Walnut - emphasis on the 'NUT'! :P

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm a pine--and listen to this: one of my physical weak spots, according to them, is my intestine! Talk about hitting the nail on the head :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
My full sympathies to those of you that are at work today (HARUMPH- <_< )..and to Bev in full blown 'glutened' mode :(

Have a Open Original Shared Link :lol::lol:

Ba ha ha but Nikki- I'm already nauseous enough!

Susie- You are SUCH a BEE-OCH tree!

I know mine said that my intestines were a weak area too. :ph34r:

And Richard- YOU ARE A NUT!

Jestgar Rising Star

Another fun site

pizza

TriticusToxicum Explorer

they don't call them the Open Original Shared Link for nothing... :blink:

Spend a few minutes and salute those that eliminate themselves from the gene pool!

SAAALLL -OOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

Mtndog Collaborator
they don't call them the Open Original Shared Link for nothing... :blink:

Spend a few minutes and salute those that eliminate themselves from the gene pool!

SAAALLL -OOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

As I said in 7th grade: Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar, why won't pizza open for me?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar, why won't pizza open for me?

My first guess is that I'm a forum moron. Try this:

Open Original Shared Link

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