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...um, that's not exactly what i was going for, but art is alway open to interpretation. B)

Just to clarify - no teats were harmed (nor suckled) during the making of this photo.

I officially think I'm going to die of laughter between Susie's interpretive dance and Richard's avatar. Ccan you imagine sitting in your nice warm tub, sipping a glass of wine, candles lit, listening to some New Age tape and then..........

WHAMMO.....

Chuck Norris, in FULL SNORKEL gear no less, pops his head up and asks for his soap? EGADS! I'd give him all my soap (and shampoo, conditioner, sugar scrub, face wash, body wash and any other product he asked for!).

Actually if Chuck decides to do that....I think it should be in the tub at Patti's new house...a kind of housewarming present........A Tub Full O'Chuck Norris :wub: :wub: :wub:

Amanda- Beautiferous bouquet and the coolest thing it will last forever. I'm working on wedding vows that involve yetis :wacko::ph34r::P

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I am terrible at geography :ph34r: But I am originally from the Horseheads/Elmira area of NY-- are you near there?

Horseheads! No there is a place with an interesting history! I went to college at Alfred U., so I am very familiar with the area. I live about 3hrs east, just north of the Catskills, and south of the Adirondacks, about 1/2 way between Binghamton and Albany. (in a tan house :unsure: Can you see me now?)

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Horseheads! No there is a place with an interesting history! I went to college at Alfred U., so I am very familiar with the area. I live about 3hrs east, just north of the Catskills, and south of the Adirondacks, about 1/2 way between Binghamton and Albany. (in a tan house :unsure: Can you see me now?)

I grew up in Susquehanna County PA, we used to go to Binghamton and Vestal to shop all the time. :)

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Actually if Chuck decides to do that....I think it should be in the tub at Patti's new house...a kind of housewarming present........A Tub Full O'Chuck Norris :wub: :wub: :wub:

Lemme see if there's room for Patti....

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Nope, indoor wedding. I am hoping the warm temps hold off, the outside pictures should come out great. The leaves are just now turning colors.

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Actually if Chuck decides to do that....I think it should be in the tub at Patti's new house...a kind of housewarming present........A Tub Full O'Chuck Norris :wub: :wub: :wub:

AND he must serenade Patti while in the tub.

What shall he sing?

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Nope, indoor wedding. I am hoping the warm temps hold off, the outside pictures should come out great. The leaves are just now turning colors.

It will be beautiful.

The leaves have been turning for a couple weeks or so here, I love fall- my FAVORITE season :wub:

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AND he must serenade her while in the tub.

What shall he sing?

"Hello.... Is it me you're lookin' for?"

-Sarah

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Oh Emily . . . Emily . . .

Do we have some way of calling Emily? She needs to come see Richard's new av. That would be some good dirt on her dad.

<Emily talking to her father> Dad, remember the time you were in the tub with Chuck Norris? You remember . . . look, I've got a picture . . . I would really like a new KitchenAid Artisan Series Stand Mixer for Christmas . . .

Twirling tassels work for Richard. What about Emily?

Richard, dangle your participle. See if that attracts her attention.

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"Hello.... Is it me you're lookin' for?"

-Sarah

"You'll never find..."

It's officially a (hot) tub PARTY! :P

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Lemme see if there's room for Patti....

My wife spends far too much time (and $$) in Vestal. There's a Kohl's there :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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I think Chuck should sing Splish Splash we were taking a bath ;) We could throw some rubber duckies in the tub. Have some wine so Susie Q would be there ;)

Do I get to bring John and Danny?

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I think Chuck should sing Splish Splash we were taking a bath ;) We could throw some rubber duckies in the tub. Have some wine so Susie Q would be there ;)

Do I get to bring John and Danny?

:lol::lol:

We're gonna need a much bigger tub and a lot more scuba gear.

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Do I get to bring John and Danny?

Only because we're celebrating your impending nuptuals! I hope your Mr.-to-be isn't watching! :o

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Before we had a Target and Kohl's in Scranton, my father used to take my mom there to shop. We also used to go to a mall up there as well.

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Actually if Chuck decides to do that....I think it should be in the tub at Patti's new house...a kind of housewarming present........A Tub Full O'Chuck Norris :wub: :wub: :wub:

Be still my heart :rolleyes:

I grew up in Susquehanna County PA, we used to go to Binghamton and Vestal to shop all the time. :)

I'm from Syracuse--we have relatives in Owego.

Lemme see if there's room for Patti....

:lol::lol:B) Love it!

My wife spends far too much time (and $$) in Vestal. There's a Kohl's there :o

Kohl's :wub:

Our parade has turned into a giant tub party :D

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Only because we're celebrating your impending nuptuals! I hope your Mr.-to-be isn't watching! :o

Ooops, I just realized you said JOHN and Danny.... :o I don't have a picture of John, so you're swimming with Danny....among others :ph34r::unsure:

Don't stay in too long. I've got to run and get the kids...See ya in the A.M.

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I love the avatar more and more each time I see it :)

I will get a picture of John :)

Patti-- are you looking forward to your house-warming party.

Oswego--they were the town that had alot of snow in a short time last year..right?

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Ooops, I just realized you said JOHN and Danny.... :o I don't have a picture of John, so you're swimming with Danny....among others :ph34r::unsure:

Don't stay in too long. I've got to run and get the kids...See ya in the A.M.

Bye Richard, thanks for a fun filled work day :) See you in the morning as well.

As for the rest of the group...the fun is just beginning.

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Patti-- are you looking forward to your house-warming party.

Oh yeah! :P Gluten free goodies and Redbridge for everyone! Bev can bring the fancy soaps and stuff--sounds like she has some nice ones ;)

Oswego was the town with all the snow--my relatives are in Owego which is down past Ithica. Oswego is north of Syracuse in the "snow belt". Confusing :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Do you ever get there to visit? To Oswego?

Now that you are in PA, we will have to go to Doylestown and have a gluten free gathering!

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Be still my heart :rolleyes:

Patti just what you always wanted, a dream come true- your Te-has Ranger Walker in the tub with you, singing you a song, soaking the stress away.

Just ignore the Yeti, he's just part of the package deal.

Pass the loofah!

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Do you ever get there to visit? To Oswego?

Now that you are in PA, we will have to go to Doylestown and have a gluten free gathering!

Owego :lol: We had a family reunion there a while back, but no, I haven't been there is a while. My parents, sisters, in-laws are all in Syracuse.

Yes! We have to have a gathering for real! I won' be moving till the end of the month--and then of course, you'll be off on your honeymoon.

Maybe after everything settles down? Seems there's a number of us in the general area. I'm officially offering my new house for our get-together. :)

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Patti just what you always wanted, a dream come true- your Te-has Ranger Walker in the tub with you, singing you a song, soaking the stress away.

Just ignore the Yeti, he's just part of the package deal.

Pass the loofah!

Indeed! :D

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HA! I finally have a funny link to donate! I REALLY found this hilarious. I was wading through gigabytes of images for my speech and ran into this (literally.) Open Original Shared Link

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