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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Me neither Sarah :blink:

:lol::lol:

Hubby reckons I keep bricks in mine

Well, you have to keep a little bit of everything in there 'cause you don't know when you might need it . . . and sometimes you might need a brick!!


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Well, you have to keep a little bit of everything in there 'cause you don't know when you might need it . . . and sometimes you might need a brick!!

Exactly!!!!.........I knew you girls would understand :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ha--I do understand about the purses.....or as I like to call mine, "The Bottomless Pit" :D

elye Community Regular
Well, you have to keep a little bit of everything in there 'cause you don't know when you might need it . . . and sometimes you might need a brick!!

....And HEY!! Then it would be much easier to balance on my head.... :lol:

elye Community Regular

Ohhhhhhhh, Janet.....

Just noticed somefin' (in honour of Stinker, using her dialect).....

Lookin' at your post #.....

Get out your tarps, and check your home insurance policy for flood coverage....

:o:D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ohhhhhhhh, Janet.....

Just noticed somefin' (in honour of Stinker, using her dialect).....

Lookin' at your post #.....

Get out your tarps, and check your home insurance policy for flood coverage....

:o:D

Well, I was hopin' it would go by unnoticed . . . but now that you've drawn everybody's attention to it . . . I'm doomed! :o:ph34r:

Insurance is paid up, we do have flood coverage, sump pump is working with battery back-up in place, I won't do any laundry or dishes until I get over 1100 posts, children will not be allowed to come into contact with other children or sharp objects (in fact, I think I'll just wrap them in bubble wrap), WTH am I going to do about the toilets??!!!??? Help Me!!!!

Ridgewalker Contributor

Weight of purses-- precisely! I simply do not understand women who carry itty bitty purses. Actually, one of my friends carries an itty bitty purse, and guess what? Every time we go out, she realizes she doesn't have something in there that she needs. I have it all. ;)

There for awhile, both my boys were in diapers at the same time. I didn't carry a purse or a diaper bag. I carried a huge backpack.

Oh and I also noticed what's coming up for Janet..... :ph34r:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Are you kidding???? Now that she can finally read she's curled up with a squirrel martini (following Peter's lead) going through all 500-some-odd pages. Surely, if you listen, you can hear her yelling "MOM!!!!" Whenever you've said something embarrassing about her.

a squirrel martini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Well.....have to correct you girls......Lauren and I actually discovered what Tika was saying to me, in those moments of intensive, willing-you-to-do-something stares........it was :

mommy-mommy-mommy-MOMMY-mommy-mommy-mommy-mommy-mommy-MOMMY-MOMMY-

MOMMY-MOMMY-mommy-MOMMY-MOMMY-MOMMY-MOMMY-MOMMY-mommy-mommy-mommy

mommy-mommy-mommy-MOMMY-MOMMY!!!!!!!-MOMMY!!!!!!!-mommy-mommy....(ad nauseum)

:huh: <------ with a face like that, only more intense....and hot breath coming out onto your leg whilst you read the newspaper, her nose only one or two inches behind the paper.... :lol:

Ohhhhhhhh, Janet.....

Just noticed somefin' (in honour of Stinker, using her dialect).....

Lookin' at your post #.....

Get out your tarps, and check your home insurance policy for flood coverage....

:o:lol: You know, Annie did something quite unusual.....she actually sat in the front seat of the Jeep wif me on the way home from Stinker's.....um, demise.....and she soiled it... :blink:

might this fluid leak be part of Janet's one thousandth?????????

OMG - the Jeep is being detailed as we speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I have it all. ;)

:lol: Yes!...and I

Nik, have you got a..?

Tissue,

Chewing gum,

Pen,

Cough sweet,

Mobile Cell Phone,

Lip Balm (yes - but I dont share)

Bit of paper (many)

Travel sickness pill,

Pain killer,

Laminated coeliac restaurant card

......Why yes!...I think I DO!!!!! :D

There for awhile, both my boys were in diapers at the same time. I didn't carry a purse or a diaper bag. I carried a huge backpack.

:lol: Oh yes,...2 kids in nappies .....hanus!!!!!

More of a military operation getting out of the house with 2 kids, double buggy and several tonnes of backpack :lol:

elye Community Regular
Every time we go out, she realizes she doesn't have something in there that she needs. I have it all. ;)

....Ah, but do you have a brick?

:huh: <------ with a face like that, only more intense....and hot breath coming out onto your leg whilst you read the newspaper, her nose only one or two inches behind the paper.... :lol:

:lol::lol:

Gus does this...however, after a few moments of his face being two inches from said newspaper, and me stubbornly ignoring him, he'll put a massive paw into the paper, sometimes ripping it and scaring the s**t out of me. I will then see his pathetic, pleading, staring face, like this: :mellow:

might this fluid leak be part of Janet's one thousandth?????????

Oh, gawwwwwwd.....Here it coooooomes.... :o:o

Ridgewalker Contributor
:lol: Oh yes,...2 kids in nappies .....hanus!!!!!

More of a military operation getting out of the house with 2 kids, double buggy and several tonnes of backpack :lol:

YES exactly!!! :lol: I just finally sold my double stroller a couple months ago, thinking surely I'll never need that thing again... :ph34r: Then became superstitiously frightened.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

Gus does this...however, after a few moments of his face being two inches from said newspaper, and me stubbornly ignoring him, he'll put a massive paw into the paper, sometimes ripping it and scaring the s**t out of me. I will then see his pathetic, pleading, staring face, like this: :mellow:

*snort* :lol: Stinker was so effective w/ her super-powered dingo brain that, I'm not kidding, pawing and vocalizing were never necessary.

:( Annie has lost.....her North Star........it is heartbreaking.......she is SO sad....I don't know how long she will grieve, or what to do. Thinking about going to the cabin this weekend....but she's never been ANYWHERE without her Stinker.....she finds moderate joy in running through the orchard, but, it's not the same. I know she'd enjoy the beach adn all the dogs.....and our friends will meet us there.....

Thanks be to GOD that I am not a gluten-brain, or you'd be scraping me off the FLOOR from heartache!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: Yes!...and I

Nik, have you got a..?

Tissue,

Chewing gum,

Pen,

Cough sweet,

Mobile Cell Phone,

Lip Balm (yes - but I dont share)

Bit of paper (many)

Travel sickness pill,

Pain killer,

Laminated coeliac restaurant card

......Why yes!...I think I DO!!!!! :D

AND

anti-bacterial wipes

benedryl

sudafed (adult and children's)

ibuprofin (adult and children's)

antacids (adult and children's)

bandaids (and sometimes neosporin)

nail clippers

cotton balls

safety pins

bank card, credit cards, car insurance card, medical insurance card, AAA card

umbrella

$28.73 in change

YES exactly!!! :lol: I just finally sold my double stroller a couple months ago, thinking surely I'll never need that thing again... :ph34r: Then became superstitiously frightened.

An elderly neighbor in my old neighborhood was having a boot yard sale. Her daughters brought over all of their baby stuff to sell . . . high chair, pack-n-play, etc. I said "You know the best way to get pregnant is to sell all your baby stuff". They had the nerve to laugh at me and asked me if my mother never taught me the facts of life . . . About 6 months later, one of them was pregnant. Who's laughin' now, missy???!!!!

Emily, love the new Gus av!

Jestgar Rising Star
An elderly neighbor in my old neighborhood was having a boot yard sale. Her daughters brought over all of their baby stuff to sell . . . high chair, pack-n-play, etc. I said "You know the best way to get pregnant is to sell all your baby stuff". They had the nerve to laugh at me and asked me if my mother never taught me the facts of life . . . About 6 months later, one of them was pregnant. Who's laughin' now, missy???!!!!

hhhmmmm, that's not what I learned......

does that mean if I never have baby stuff to sell I'll never get pregnant?

should we all send baby stuff to Amanda so she can sell it and improve her chances?

Darn210 Enthusiast
hhhmmmm, that's not what I learned......

does that mean if I never have baby stuff to sell I'll never get pregnant?

No, no, no . . . it is not considered reliable birth control!!!

should we all send baby stuff to Amanda so she can sell it and improve her chances?

But yes, this part I do believe is true!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
No, no, no . . . it is not considered reliable birth control!!!

When I was becoming sexually active, my mom gave me the birth control talk which consisted of "If the rhythm method worked, there would only have been 2 or 3 of you kids"

There are 7 of us.

Now, of course, I realize that the efficacy of her method was compromised by the selling of baby stuff in between births.

Darn210 Enthusiast
When I was becoming sexually active, my mom gave me the birth control talk which consisted of "If the rhythm method worked, there would only have been 2 or 3 of you kids"

There are 7 of us.

Now, of course, I realize that the efficacy of her method was compromised by the selling of baby stuff in between births.

:lol::lol::lol:

My sister is 5 years older than I am. I mentioned it in a previous post that she got "started" a little early. She had her first daughter when she was 17. So my grandmother took it upon herself to have a sex talk with me . . . perhaps she thought if she had talked to my sister, she wouldn't have found herself in the "family way". So there I sat (age 14) , MORTIFIED, just screaming in my head over and over "This is ALL Linda's fault!!" And just so you know, the talk can be summerized as "Nice girls don't do it." Not like that whole scene scarred me for life or anything . . . I can laugh about it now . . . ha . . . haha. . .

*mutter*mutter* . . . grandma . . . mutter . . . sex . . . mutter . . . LINDA'S FAULT. . . *mutter*

jerseyangel Proficient
*mutter*mutter* . . . grandma . . . mutter . . . sex . . . mutter . . . LINDA'S FAULT. . . *mutter*

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
*mutter*mutter* . . . grandma . . . mutter . . . sex . . . mutter . . . LINDA'S FAULT. . . *mutter*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

my mom gave me "the talk" in fourth grade. I"ll never forget it - there I was, MINDIN' MY OWN BIDNESS, watching TV.......she comes up behind me and in this crazily stiff voice says she wants to talk to me. Not kidding, 'twas like an alien had overtaken her body. :blink: She takes me back to their bedroom and talks to me whilst showing me pictures of the reproductive organs in a book. She was acting all crazy-like and....... :lol: well, I don't really know what to say about it except that what I remember most was how kooky she was acting....I think I knew most the other stuff, anyway, from those wicked teenaged boys who hung out with my brothers. :lol:

anywho, after I was armed with my new knowledge and the SOLID facts, I told everyone all about it. :lol: :lol:

oh yeah...selling the baby stuff - SURE way to get pregnant. :lol: Everyone knows that.

jerseyangel Proficient

My mother never really told me anything.....she would have my aunt (her sister) who I was very close to do it. :huh: The rest I learned from the older kids in the neighborhood--on the streets, as it were. :P

I remember "the movie" :o in 6th grade. Our parents had to sign a permission slip in order for us to see it.

One for the girls and another for the boys--shown separately, of course. ;) Ours was followed by a talk by the school nurse.....

The whole thing was a major production. <_<

(Ya'll have to remember, I'm very old :lol: )

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

OMG - what is going on........when I click "view new posts" and hit patti's last reply, it shows HER reply, but Richard's VERY FIRST post from this thread is above it - - and after Patti's post, just this LONG (H)ANUS LIST of people who've posted on this thread.........

ACK!!!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink:

elye Community Regular
:o

OMG - what is going on........when I click "view new posts" and hit patti's last reply, it shows HER reply, but Richard's VERY FIRST post from this thread is above it - - and after Patti's post, just this LONG (H)ANUS LIST of people who've posted on this thread.........

ACK!!!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it one of those times where you have to hit the "standard" button?

Gawd, I'm one to talk...I never know what in Hell is going on... :wacko:

jerseyangel Proficient

Susie--

Go to the top right hand corner of the page, hit "options" and make sure you are on "standard".

elye Community Regular
Susie--

Go to the top right hand corner of the page, hit "options" and make sure you are on "standard".

Yeah! What Patti said! :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Susie--

Go to the top right hand corner of the page, hit "options" and make sure you are on "standard".

Or if you're Gus . . . hit substandard.

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