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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies, my new study opened up at work and thus bringing me farther and farther from the Vortex....


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

OMG - we are on page 666 of the thread........look out....take cover....what does it MEAN???????

:unsure:

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose :lol:

Gadzooks. :lol: :lol: Jude Law's nuggets........now THERE is a thing to ponder. :lol:

HOLY Kuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr-WRAP it DID live up to the Hype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrap 'tis wondrous ;)

One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... :wub: 'tis the most unexpected thing imaginable, truly the most shocking thing........

Does he know what a yeti is?

How about anal glands? Knows what they are/got any?

as a matter of fact, Annie did a BUTT SCOOT yesterday - - although we never saw the scoot, just the remains. <blech>

So an entire conversation about my sillies ensued - although he knew about you guys before - - and we did cover anal glands, yeti, many things. He was out of his mind. He is a goof, with the soul of a poet and a brain that......is the total opposite of my dingo-brain adn compliments mine nicely. :lol:

JANET - OMG. Details later. He does NOT have big pointed ears and a black nose, however he IS working on his second-degree black belt. He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? :blink: what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up.......it don't make no sense at all. 'Tis surely the work of the devil, I tell him all the time. COMPUTERS ARE EVIL. :lol: :lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic. :wub:

He LOVES dogs.........LOVES LOVES LOVES Annie (then again, who doesn't. Even Jude was....he was simply out of his mind for her and wants to put her in a movie).

I can't tell you where I met him yet, but it was last summer......and you guys will die. We stayed in touch, got to know one another, but didn't start dating until rather recently and I have kept it very secret. He comes with a good reference as one of my best friends has known him over 20 years.

But get this........get this........hold on to yer toilet seats and yer BUMBLESHOOTS ('tis the correct word, Patti - unless your aunt? grandma? said it differently)..........

Three generations ago his family bought 60 acres with 3 cabins in the Santa Cruz mountains. :o I've seen pictures. I may die.

:wub:

god help me............hold me.........Susie is.........verklempt!!!!!!!!!!!!

good gawd, I must go. Have been in a vortex of another kind................

forgive my self-centeredness. Exhausting, this love business. Not for sissies. ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Oh Susie, I have never seen you so happy. It is so nice.

cloud 9 is fun!

elye Community Regular
:lol: It's a silly word for umbrella--my aunt used to use it all the time :D

My grandma used to call her umbrella this...but she said BUMBERSHOOT. We'll have to confer with Nikki, as I vaguely remember it being an English expression.....

OMG - we are on page 666 of the thread........look out....take cover....what does it MEAN???????

I noticed this as soon as I made the first post on this page.....Gad, I hope I don't become an anti-monarch figure...a foil, so to speak, in my position as first-over -to-this-mark........ :unsure::ph34r:

So an entire conversation about my sillies ensued - although he knew about you guys before - - and we did cover anal glands, yeti, many things. He was out of his mind. He is a goof, with the soul of a poet and a brain that......is the total opposite of my dingo-brain adn compliments mine nicely.

Mygawd.....Get him on here!!...........

The soul of a poet.....Splendid. ...Er, as long as we're not talking Wilde or Cummings. This type of soul would drive me to insanity...) :rolleyes::lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic. :wub:

This type comes in verrrrrrry handy. No more computer probs for Susie! Hey! I need to speak with him about chrome registration failure..... :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? :blink: what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up

Yes . . . I have one of these as well . . . he comes in quite handy. Fixes my mom's computer when we are at her house. Fixes his mom's computer as well. Gives long-distance consultations to all relatives.

I can't tell you where I met him yet, but it was last summer......and you guys will die.

Well then . . . we shall have to guess, won't we?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas pricing out hardwood flooring at Lowe's?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas to shop at Trader Joes?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas when you were stalking the half-naked zombie man? . . . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

tom Contributor
Before he left for work, DH was looking at me with his oft-donned expression, "yeah...sure", when I was going on and on about how involved we all are in Sillyville with Michelle's quest. So I led him over to the laptop and scrolled over the last few posts.

He stood, slack-jawed. Then he let out a large guffaw and said, "Whoa! Amazing...I'll email Ed (his bro and Michelle's DH) this morning and tell him. . . ."

:lol: I can see the fully slackened jaw from here!!

. . .. . They have seventy to eighty dogs on their property, all with their own dog houses. It's quite something! :)

Whoa!!!! Dems a lotsa houses!

I just spent ONE HOUR reading, w/ many quotes and posts to address, started writing, they are ALL GONE NOW................ <insert angry face>

I tried and TRIED to invoke the powers of this elusive so-called magic triangle............ :huh:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I should really try it again on a pc when using stacked quotes.

Tom - - ABSINTHE????????????????????? OMG - how IS it? does it taste normal and real? Susie is pleased......... :rolleyes:

Hehehehehe ahhhhhh yes I meant to write about this.

It tastes good&plenty (yup licorice-y, like liquified Good&Plentys sans sweetness) and certainly non-imaginary. (Wth does the "real" part of that question even MEAN??!!)

It IS very strong & a different sort of buzz, but neither of us hallucinated nor became homicidal.

Roommate John claims absinthe originally had some opium but I dunno 'bout dat.

I'm sure ours had to have wormwood and the compound thujone(sp?) or it wouldn't BE absinthe. Those are what were blamed for its illegalization in the first place as far as I know.

Looking fwd to trying it again & I think I'll :lol: pull out my old paints & canvases BEFORE summoning the Phaerie just in case inspiration strikes. :lol:

Still no sign of Sarah? :(

I keep wondering how our Queen is too. :(

....Open Original Shared Link

Gah!!! :lol: there's no K in that word!!!! I must speak up lest all of Sillyville adopts it erroneously! (You already got Julie!)

The site has Skijoring, but I've heard of it as both Skijourning & Skijorning before.

Little bro Pete has done it and in Alaska I'd see ppl out doing it now and then. One spring there were at least two skijourners way out towards older brother Pat's cabin, leaving the telltale tracks.

HOLY CRAP TOM!!!!!

Take Cover!!!! :o:o

You're at 2000 Posts!!!!

I personally put more significance to the 1999th yesterday, as it's once in a lifetime to match member# and NOW I know why this embarrassing depths-of-stupidity incident occurred yesterday! (Still no red-faced emoticon!!)

You'll all quickly see where this is headed.

I don't often take baths but my back was particularly bad so I thought a nice hot soak might help.

Yup .. . . ...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water. Grrrrrrrrr :angry:

Discovered my rugs are surprisingly absorbent but it also took nearly every towel I own!!! I couldn't think of what else to do!!!!!!

The mopping up and squeezing out was the best workout my forearms have gotten in yrs.

So BEWARE the post# that matches member#!!

2000th post effect so far is just some drizzle, which is safely remaining outdoors. No leaks.

But now I must worry about automotive fluids during my upcoming errand run. :ph34r:

Patti!! WTH is a bumpershoot?

:huh::huh:

:lol:

:lol: I've heard the word bumBershoot for umbrella since childhood and at first even read it w/ B!!

dlp252 Apprentice
JANET - OMG. Details later. He does NOT have big pointed ears and a black nose, however he IS working on his second-degree black belt. He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? :blink: what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up.......it don't make no sense at all. 'Tis surely the work of the devil, I tell him all the time. COMPUTERS ARE EVIL. :lol: :lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic. :wub:

Could it be?

Is it possible?

That someday soon perhaps, our little Susie might grow to love....

SPREADSHEETS!!! :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
You'll all quickly see where this is headed.

I don't often take baths but my back was particularly bad so I thought a nice hot soak might help.

Yup .. . . ...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water. Grrrrrrrrr :angry:

Discovered my rugs are surprisingly absorbent but it also took nearly every towel I own!!! I couldn't think of what else to do!!!!!!

The mopping up and squeezing out was the best workout my forearms have gotten in yrs.

So BEWARE the post# that matched member#!!

2000th post effect so far is just some drizzle, which is safely remaining outdoors. No leaks.

But now I must worry about automotive fluids during my upcoming errand run. :ph34r:

Ahhhhhh Yes, Twas quite predictable actually . . . don't really know how you can really tell if it's the matched numbers or just anticipation of the 2000th post.

Blast it ALL!! Tried to take my daughter to piano lessons and the battery is dead . . . dead I tell you!!! . . . hubby won't be home until Thursday night. I've a call into the neighbor to come and jump me :ph34r: don't tell anyone . . . :lol::lol: . . . Both kids have denied leaving their light on, but we'll see once I get the car started again.

POOPY COW!!!! :angry::angry:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUSIE'S IN :wub::wub: ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIPEE!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell!! ...he sounds purrrfect!!!! :D:D

I taught Angus to push last winter....Open Original Shared Link

I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!.........all I need is a dog........

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose :lol:

*SNORT* :lol: .......gadzooks

Tom, git out your bumpershoot--it might be messy :lol::o

:lol: Bumpershoot??????? :blink: (NOT English as I've never heard that before)

You're cracking me up today Patti!!!!!! :lol:

Tom's bath flood coinciding with the 2000 post???........yes, it's only after the event you piece it all together......I myself have only just finished washing all the bedding after my 2000 post :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
This type comes in verrrrrrry handy. No more computer probs for Susie! Hey! I need to speak with him about chrome registration failure..... :rolleyes:

:lol: that\'ll be nuttin\' for this genius.

Well then . . . we shall have to guess, won\'t we?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas pricing out hardwood flooring at Lowe\'s?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas to shop at Trader Joes?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas when you were stalking the half-naked zombie man? . . . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh this is WAYYYYYYYY too much fun. I shan\'t tell just yet. but yes, I could very well have been wearing my jim-jams. :P

Could it be?

Is it possible?

That someday soon perhaps, our little Susie might grow to love....

SPREADSHEETS!!! :lol:

*gasp*

:lol: no way, no how, not even if hell freezed frozed froze over......nevah, I tell you, NEVAH!!!!!!!!!! but guess what.....spreadsheets are SOOOOOOOOOOOO easy and benign compared to what he was working on last night.........I kid you not - - you may as well have dropped me into the computer room at NASA er sumfin\' - - :blink::wacko: (wackl) I was just cracking up......head spinning as he did the most EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEViLLLE thing on his laptop I have ever seen.............

Blast it ALL!! Tried to take my daughter to piano lessons and the battery is dead . . . dead I tell you!!! . . . hubby won\'t be home until Thursday night. I\'ve a call into the neighbor to come and jump me :ph34r: don\'t tell anyone . . . . . . Both kids have denied leaving their light on, but we\'ll see once I get the car started again.

POOPY COW!!!! :angry::angry:

blast it all, indeed! poopy cow!!!!!!!!!! let us know which neighbor jumps you, and how. :lol:

oh sillies I just had two MAJOR MAJOR diarrheal blowouts........am weak.......trapped at home now.......something I ate? dunno........small bug? dunno......lovesick? maybe..... ;)

Poppy cow indeed!!!!!!! I had plans to accomplish many things todya!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

OMG - just red that chili cookoff thing........... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I sh*t myself when I farted and I\'m worried it will eat through the chair!

I cracked a$$.........

*snort*

Tom! the fluids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink: dear gawd, man, drink more of the phaerie! gitcher paints out! cut off your ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Hehehehehe ahhhhhh yes I meant to write about this.

It tastes good&plenty (yup licorice-y, like liquified Good&Plentys sans sweetness) and certainly non-imaginary. (Wth does the "real" part of that question even MEAN??!!)

I was wondering the same thing....How can something taste "real?" What does "unreal" or "fictitious" taste like? :huh::lol:

Yup .. . . ...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water. Grrrrrrrrr :angry:

2,000 posts....These things happen.

That someday soon perhaps, our little Susie might grow to love....

SPREADSHEETS!!! :lol:

OMG... :lol::ph34r: Just saw this last word quickly, on its own, and took it as a two-word command:

"Mind, ye wench! Spread sheets!"

dlp252 Apprentice
OMG... :lol::ph34r: Just saw this last word quickly, on its own, and took it as a two-word command:

"Mind, ye wench! Spread sheets!"

:lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!.........all I need is a dog........

You don't think Kitty Will could pull you? Maybe you should get another cat. I bet two of them could do it.

:lol: that\'ll be nuttin\' for this genius.

OK then . . . go ask yer genius why yer leavin' all these backslashes around everytime you use an apostrophe??

Darn210 Enthusiast
......head spinning as he did the most EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEViLLLE thing on his laptop I have ever seen.............

Is this some sort of weird voodoo foreplay or somefin?

elye Community Regular

Mygawd......they're doin' weird, eeeeeeeevvvviiillll things on his laptop...... :o

"On" as in, just "On"...or "On" as in, on top of?.......... :huh::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG... :lol::ph34r: Just saw this last word quickly, on its own, and took it as a two-word command:

"Mind, ye wench! Spread sheets!"

why you SAUCY minx!

:lol:

OK then . . . go ask yer genius why yer leavin' all these backslashes around everytime you use an apostrophe??

:lol: *snort*

I have noticed that.....it's only happening in the silly vortex....he did some evil voodoo to my computer, now didn't he? :lol: let's tr'y to add' mo're apo'stroph'es and s'ee wh'at happ'ens

:lol: :lol:

cuz they don't show up when I type them out

Is this some sort of weird voodoo foreplay or somefin?

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't want my neighbors to know!

So......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT :blink::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I am SO easily amused right now :lol:

this is the last entry on the chili-judging thing:

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

:lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I am SO easily amused right now :lol:

this is the last entry on the chili-judging thing:

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

:lol: :lol:

This reminds me of an actual true story . . . I guy that I worked with was living with his girlfriend. She apparently made some screaming hot chili. I don't know if he loved it that way or was afraid of hurting her feelings . . . so he apparently ate a lot of it. Later that night, he sat on the toilet with his insides screaming for mercy. Apparently he passed out from the pain, fell off of the toilet, his private parts were caught on the seat as he fell . . . and lacerated his manliness. He had to go to the emergency room for stitches.

Mtndog Collaborator

Susies got the :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:s and I just got warned for overly effusive use of emoticons so here's what posting is like in HELL:

We understand you leaving our Silly Vortex, but always remember we will be there with you everywhere! Details please.

Yes- we ARE always there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose :lol:

OUCH! (LAUGH OUT LOUD) (LAUGH OUT LOUD) I like making Patti laugh- it's fun!!!!!!!!

I forgot to say congrats Auntie Amanda, I WUB being an Auntie!

Jude Law's Nuggets, now that's quite a twist in the scenario and quite a lovely vision in my mind :lol:

Brings a whole new meaning to Nugget obsession, if you know what I mean ;):lol:;)

I will never look at hardwood floors, and the laying of them, the same again :lol::lol:

Julie- I've been thinking this for awhile- I think we're related :P:D I love being an auntie too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister and BIL and FIL all refer to me as Auntie Mame....they were all over Sunday for Kurt';s birthday and somehow I went from sitting on the couch with the adults to upstairs judging the booty shaking competition on my bed with four kids. (ROLL EYES) (ROLL EYES)

Sillies, my new study opened up at work and thus bringing me farther and farther from the Vortex....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just say NO Amanda- just say no!!!!!!!!

One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... :wub: 'tis the most unexpected thing imaginable, truly the most shocking thing........

He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? :blink: what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up.......it don't make no sense at all. 'Tis surely the work of the devil, I tell him all the time. COMPUTERS ARE EVIL. :lol: :lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic. :wub:

He's a Kurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SMILES KNOWINGLY)

. . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

I bet that's it!!!!!!! He lured her with a bag o NUGGETS!!!!!!!!

You don't think Kitty Will could pull you? Maybe you should get another cat. I bet two of them could do it.

Oh MY GAWD! Brilliant! I have a 20 pound tabby I could lend you (actually I really do!)

Is this some sort of weird voodoo foreplay or somefin?

Laugh out loud times four.

THERE evil emoticon buster- are ya happy now?

misdiagnosed6yrs Apprentice

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!! :D:lol::D:P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!! :D:lol::D:P

:)

Well we just got back from the Hospital and she is sooo cute! Lydia that is. She has a head full of dark brown hair. I love her.

elye Community Regular
So......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT

:lol::lol: Wow.....That's quite a leap......

Although I suppose one could be both.......

It matters not...you've given the neighboUrs a great deal to chew on. :lol:

...Hey! What's fluttering through Stepford's li'l mind at this point?...."Heavens...look at what debauchery is going on over there now....No more pop-ins from me, guaranteed...and no more dog-sitting at THAT slutty thing's place!" :o:lol:

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!! :D:lol:

Oh! Misdiagnosed.....ya missed it by ONE! But you can still stick around. I mean, you don't simply lurk around on threads, just waiting for big numbers to come up, now...do you? :huh::lol: Have you heard of the Yukon Quest? How do you feel about Susie finding new love? Do Tootsie Rolls ever get lodged up your nose?

Darn210 Enthusiast
[so......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT :blink::lol:

Oh don't sell yourself short, Susie!!! If you're sleeping with both men and women, you're not just a plain old slut . . . you're a SLUT EXTRAODINAIRE!!!

tom Contributor
holy kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrap 'tis wondrous ;)

One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... :wub: 'tis the most unexpected thing imaginable, truly the most shocking thing........

How very sweet of you to say .. .. . .<sniff>

. .. . He is a goof, with the soul of a poet and a brain that......is the total opposite of my dingo-brain and compliments mine nicely. :lol:

Awwwwwwww :wub:

But get this........get this........

. .. .Three generations ago his family bought 60 acres with 3 cabins in the Santa Cruz mountains. :o I've seen pictures. I may die.

I KNEW something cabin-ish was in the mix :lol:

It IS beautiful up there. (FYI for the non-californians: the Santa Cruz range is what's between the ocean & San Jose/South Bay/Palo Alto & up the peninsula. We see it every day)

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas when you were stalking the half-naked zombie man? . . . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell!! ...he sounds purrrfect!!!! :D:D

Yeaaahhhhhhhh .. ... . Does he have a single sister???????

DingoGirl Enthusiast
This reminds me of an actual true story . . . I guy that I worked with was living with his girlfriend. She apparently made some screaming hot chili. I don't know if he loved it that way or was afraid of hurting her feelings . . . so he apparently ate a lot of it. Later that night, he sat on the toilet with his insides screaming for mercy. Apparently he passed out from the pain, fell off of the toilet, his private parts were caught on the seat as he fell . . . and lacerated his manliness. He had to go to the emergency room for stitches.

:o

:lol: oh you big.........fat..........LIAR. This is an urban legend of the highest caliber. No weeners were damaged on toilet seats, and you Janet DARN well know it.

oh - - - my - - - - God - -

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I could die of........embarassment at my stupidish-ness. :huh:

But I could crack up at the same time.

I JUST this very second.........after ALL THIS TIME...........just this VERY millisecond looked at Janet's user name - which I've always pronounced and seen as "Darn two-ten."

and JUST this minute........I realized that it's "darn tootin" and I am the biggest loser lame-brain that there is.

:lol: :lol: :ph34r:

Julie- I've been thinking this for awhile- I think we're related :P:D I love being an auntie too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister and BIL and FIL all refer to me as Auntie Mame....they were all over Sunday for Kurt';s birthday and somehow I went from sitting on the couch with the adults to upstairs judging the booty shaking competition on my bed with four kids. (ROLL EYES) (ROLL EYES)

excellent, the booty-shaking competition. My brother got married in Seattle years ago - I was about 38 or so. The family was up there and the two oldest nieces got to go - I took great joy in mooning them in the elevator of the hotel every chance I got. :lol:

Bev - David's a Kurt? I should BE so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yes - I too love making Patti laugh and snort tootsies through her nose. (ouch)

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

OMG!!!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!!!!! can you take our quiz? We're down a few sillies and just now in spring recruiting season...........do you know anything about yeti's?

...Hey! What's fluttering through Stepford's li'l mind at this point?...."Heavens...look at what debauchery is going on over there now....No more pop-ins from me, guaranteed...and no more dog-sitting at THAT slutty thing's place!" :o:lol:

Stepford walked to her mailbox this morning and was really scrutinizing. Um, let's just say, I have lived in this house three years, and not ONCE has a man spent the night. Not even Robert. Just the girls, so this is a shock to all of Stepford. :lol: I don't share space easily wif people, to say the least.

Oh! Misdiagnosed.....ya missed it by ONE! But you can still stick around. I mean, you don't simply lurk around on threads, just waiting for big numbers to come up, now...do you? :huh::lol: Have you heard of the Yukon Quest? How do you feel about Susie finding new love? Do Tootsie Rolls ever get lodged up your nose?

*snort*

Is THAT our new quiz? Gosh, it's gotten easier, hasn't it?

And Amanda has new love also!!!!!!!!!! a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

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    • cristiana
      Hi @Scatterbrain Thank you for your reply.   Some of these things could be weaknesses, also triggered by stress, which perhaps have come about as the result of long-term deficiencies which can take a long time to correct.   Some could be completely unrelated. If it is of help, I'll tell you some of the things that started in the first year or two, following my diagnosis - I pinned everything on coeliac disease, but it turns out I wasn't always right!  Dizziness, lightheaded - I was eventually diagnosed with cervical dizziness (worth googling, could be your issue too, also if you have neck pain?)  A few months after diagnosis I put my neck out slightly carrying my seven-year-old above my head, and never assigned any relevance to it as the pain at the time was severe but so short-lived that I'd forgotten the connection. Jaw pain - stress. Tinnitus - I think stress, but perhaps exacerbated by iron/vitamin deficiencies. Painful ribs and sacroiliac joints - no idea, bloating made the pain worse. It got really bad but then got better. Irregular heart rate - could be a coincidence but my sister (not a coeliac) and I both developed this temporarily after our second Astra Zeneca covid jabs.   Subsequent Pfizer jabs didn't affect us. Brain fog - a big thing for people with certain autoimmune issues but in my case I think possibly worse when my iron or B12 are low, but I have no proof of this. Insomnia - stress, menopause. So basically, it isn't always gluten.  It might be worth having your vitamins and mineral levels checked, and if you have deficiencies speak to your Dr about how better to address them?    
    • knitty kitty
      @NanceK, I do have Hypersensitivity Type Four reaction to Sulfa drugs, a sulfa allergy.  Benfotiamine and other forms of Thiamine do not bother me at all.  There's sulfur in all kinds of Thiamine, yet our bodies must have it as an essential nutrient to make life sustaining enzymes.  The sulfur in thiamine is in a ring which does not trigger sulfa allergy like sulfites in a chain found in pharmaceuticals.  Doctors are not given sufficient education in nutrition (nor chemistry in this case).  I studied Nutrition before earning a degree in Microbiology.  I wanted to know what vitamins were doing inside the body.   Thiamine is safe and nontoxic even in high doses.   Not feeling well after starting Benfotiamine is normal.  It's called the "thiamine paradox" and is equivalent to an engine backfiring if it's not been cranked up for a while.  Mine went away in about three days.  I took a B Complex, magnesium and added molybdenum for a few weeks. It's important to add a B Complex with all eight essential B vitamins. Supplementing just one B vitamin can cause lows in some of the others and result in feeling worse, too.  Celiac Disease causes malabsorption of all the B vitamins, not just thiamine.  You need all eight.  Thiamine forms including Benfotiamine interact with each of the other B vitamins in some way.  It's important to add a magnesium glycinate or chelate supplement as well.  Forms of Thiamine including Benfotiamine need magnesium to make those life sustaining enzymes.  (Don't use magnesium oxide.  It's not absorbed well.  It pulls water into the intestines and is used to relieve constipation.)   Molybdenum is a trace mineral that helps the body utilize forms of Thiamine.   Molybdenum supplements are available over the counter.  It's not unusual to be low in molybdenum if low in thiamine.   I do hope you will add the necessary supplements and try Benfotiamine again. Science-y Explanation of Thiamine Paradox: https://hormonesmatter.com/paradoxical-reactions-with-ttfd-the-glutathione-connection/#google_vignette
    • Wheatwacked
      Your goal is not to be a good puppet, there is no gain in that. You might want to restart the ones that helped.  It sounds more like you are suffering from malnutrition.  Gluten free foods are not fortified with things like Thiamine (B1), vitamin D, Iodine, B1,2,3,5,6 and 12 as non-gluten free products are required to be. There is a Catch-22 here.  Malnutrition can cause SIBO, and SIBO can worsen malnutrition. Another possibility is side effects from any medication that are taking.  I was on Metformin 3 months before it turned me into a zombi.  I had crippling side effects from most of the BP meds tried on me, and Losartan has many of the side effects on me from my pre gluten free days. Because you have been gluten free, you can test and talk until you are blue in the face but all of your tests will be negative.  Without gluten, you will not create the antigen against gluten, no antigens to gluten, so no small intestine damage from the antigens.  You will need to do a gluten challange to test positive if you need an official diagnosis, and even then, no guaranty: 10 g of gluten per day for 6 weeks! Then a full panel of Celiac tests and biopsy. At a minimum consider vitamin D, Liquid Iodine (unless you have dermatitis herpetiformis and iodine exasperates the rash), and Liquid Geritol. Push for vitamin D testing and a consult with a nutritionist experienced with Celiack Disease.  Most blood tests don't indicate nutritional deficiencies.  Your thyroid tests can be perfect, yet not indicate iodine deficiency for example.  Thiamine   test fine, but not pick up on beriberi.  Vegans are often B12 deficient because meat, fish, poultry, eggs, and dairy are the primary souces of B12. Here is what I take daily.  10,000 IU vitamin D3 750 mg g a b a [   ] 200 mg CoQ10 [   ] 100 mg DHEA [   ] 250 mg thiamine B1 [   ] 100 mg of B2 [   ] 500 mg B5 pantothenic acid [   ] 100 mg B6 [   ] 1000 micrograms B12 n [   ] 500 mg vitamin c [   ] 500 mg taurine [   ] 200 mg selenium   
    • NanceK
      Hi…Just a note that if you have an allergy to sulfa it’s best not to take Benfotiamine. I bought a bottle and tried one without looking into it first and didn’t feel well.  I checked with my pharmacist and he said not to take it with a known sulfa allergy. I was really bummed because I thought it would help my energy level, but I was thankful I was given this info before taking more of it. 
    • Wheatwacked
      Hello @Scatterbrain, Are you getting enough vitamins and minerals.  Gluten free food is not fortified so you may be starting to run low on B vitamins and vitamin D.   By the way you should get your mom checked for celiac disease.  You got it from your mom or dad.  Some studies show that following a gluten-free diet can stabilize or improve symptoms of dementia.  I know that for the 63 years I was eating gluten I got dumber and dumber until I started GFD and vitamin replenishment and it began to reverse.  Thiamine can get used up in a week or two.  Symptoms can come and go with daily diet.  Symptoms of beriberi due to Thiamine deficiency.   Difficulty walking. Loss of feeling (sensation) in hands and feet. Loss of muscle function or paralysis of the lower legs. Mental confusion. Pain. Speech difficulties. Strange eye movements (nystagmus) Tingling. Any change in medications? Last March I had corotid artery surgery (90 % blockage), and I started taking Losartan for blood pressure, added to the Clonidine I was taking already.  I was not recovering well and many of my pre gluten free symptoms were back  I was getting worse.  At first I thought it was caused a reaction to the anesthesia from the surgery, but that should have improved after two weeks.  Doctor thought I was just being a wimp. After three months I talked to my doctor about a break from the Losartan to see if it was causing it. It had not made any difference in my bp.  Except for clonindine, all of the previous bp meds tried had not worked to lower bp and had crippling side effects. One, I could not stand up straight; one wobbly knees, another spayed feet.  Inguinal hernia from the Lisinopril cough.  Had I contiued on those, I was destined for a wheelchair or walker. She said the symptoms were not from Losartan so I continued taking it.  Two weeks later I did not have the strength in hips and thighs to get up from sitting on the floor (Help, I can't get up😨).  I stopped AMA (not recommended).  Without the Losartan, a) bp did not change, after the 72 hour withdrawal from Losartanon, on clonidine only and b) symptoms started going away.  Improvement started in 72 hours.  After six weeks they were gone and I am getting better.  
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