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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Your pond sounds lovely! :)

Janet!! I want yer pond! It sounds like a bit of heaven. :)

Oh . . . Thanks . . . but it probably sounds better than it is. It's a bit small and the previous owner put it in himself and things aren't quite how a professional landscaping company would have done . . . but we enjoy it. The first spring we were here the kids were 2 and 3 years old. They would stand on the deck with a long stick with some twine on it and they thought they were fishing. There was no hook and most of the time, the twine wasn't even in the water, but WTH, they thought they were fishing!!! :P

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Ah!! And I have the brain this week, Amanda! I'll see if I can courier it down to ya this aft.....

Sounds like a Plan.

I was feeling better this morning but then I ate lunch and I feel kind of gross again. The lunch was gluten-free that I made myself so it was safe.....a lot of my coworkers children are home sick so maybe there is something going around.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: :lol: love the way WINDJE looks

I like saying it--I'm sure it does phunny things to one's face when it's spoken :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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I like saying it--I'm sure it does phunny things to one's face when it's spoken :P

Yup.....it does. I just went and said it whilst looking in the mirror. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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A hotub???.....how decadent :D

Ah! How is it pronounced, Nik?? WINDJE? (rhyming with hinge?) :huh:

Yes - that's it :D

:lol: :lol: love the way WINDJE looks

Yes, looks much better with a 'J' than a 'G' I think :D

...also, if someone whinJes alot, they woulsd be described as a whinJebat :huh::lol: .........but only in the South of England.

Up North it would be known as Open Original Shared Link :blink:

<my-the-ring>

Fascinating!!!!! <not> :lol:

Oooo..and my first double post - now that's exciting....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ooh Emily--now run to the mirror and say "whinjebat"--that looks even phunnier :lol:

Nik--I love your words! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OK . . . New Av . . . you can't tell in this "small" version, but my daughter is actually holding the twine alongside the stick pole. Twas a little over five years ago.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OK . . . New Av . . . you can't tell in this "small" version, but my daughter is actually holding the twine alongside the stick pole. Twas a little over five years ago.

That's so cute! :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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...also, if someone whinJes alot, they woulsd be described as a whinJebat :huh::lol: .........but only in the South of England.

Up North it would be known as Open Original Shared Link :blink:

<my-the-ring>

Hmmmm....mithering.....all right, Nikki, can you define the verb TO HAVER? 'Tis quite a Scottish thing, I am certain.

Does it mean to carry on like an ass while smashed?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yup.....it does. I just went and said it whilst looking in the mirror. :lol:

:lol::lol:

This reminds me of my daughter . . . she loves to check out her expressions in the mirror whilst talking.

elye Community Regular
elye
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A hotub???.....how decadent :D

:lol::lol: Just noticed yer interesting spelling here, Nik. I must correct you - - we are getting a HOT TUB, not a HO' TUB. Though you know, my husband would much prefer a ho'tub....and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge....

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge....

:rolleyes::lol:

Or just watch :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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This reminds me of my daughter . . . she loves to check out her expressions in the mirror whilst talking.

Oh! I do, too!! Do you know that the word which, when enunciated, is the most flattering for your face, is lesbian? Not kidding....go check it out.

:huh::huh::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:lol::lol: Just noticed yer interesting spelling here, Nik. I must correct you - - we are getting a HOT TUB, not a HO' TUB. Though you know, my husband would much prefer a ho'tub....and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge....

:rolleyes::lol:

Don't you mean indulje? You know, Emily, you could leave a lasting mark on Sillyville by decreeing all soft g's to be replace with j's . . . hmmmm, further confuzzletizing of the newbies . . . whatcha think?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh! I do, too!! Do you know that the word which, when enunciated, is the most flattering for your face, is lesbian? Not kidding....go check it out.

:huh::huh::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: . . . YES!!!! I shall send my seven year old daughter to the mirror to practice this word!!! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Hmmmm....mithering.....all right, Nikki, can you define the verb TO HAVER? 'Tis quite a Scottish thing, I am certain.

Does it mean to carry on like an ass while smashed?

:huh:

I thought it were to dither and ....well :unsure: ...talk utter b@#$%$#% :lol:

Yes - a Scots thing

:lol::lol: Just noticed yer interesting spelling here, Nik. I must correct you - - we are getting a HOT TUB, not a HO' TUB. Though you know, my husband would much prefer a ho'tub....and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge....

:rolleyes::lol:

:lol::lol:

A webcam and a website a Bob's yer uncle.......pay for itself in noooo time :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Don't you mean indulje? You know, Emily, you could leave a lasting mark on Sillyville by decreeing all soft g's to be replace with j's . . . hmmmm, further confuzzletizing of the newbies . . . whatcha think?

This would be a fitting time, as my monarchy is racing past me....

However, I must admit something.....

I find it agonizing and torturous to deliberately misspell words, even in the name of good humour. Very ridiculous, and I hope this is a character quality that can eventually be tweaked. Names are difficult enough - - I can somehow type Ptaoughmghmn without too much trouble, but I just....can't.....DO it intentionally!!!!

.....All soft G's replaced by J's......

GAAAAAHHHHHH.. .... .... 'twould drive me clear 'round the bend... . . .... <_<:huh::lol::lol:

Something tells me I've just handed Janet an amazingly effective tool.......... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Bev! I'm so sorry about this horrid picc line nightmare for you. But we must listen to Carla....she knows her stuff, and you will likely improve in leaps and bounds on the abx.

Julie... ..I cannot begin to imagine the fear that must encompass you when a throat angiedema flares up. How horrific.....thank goodness you're okay.

Amanda! You and Sophie, the barfers.....hope this passes quickly! Sophie is fine now. She and her buddies are on my brother's computer, mapping out their plan of attack once they scale the walls of the Grand Eaton Centre. Three fifteen-year old girls skipping down Yonge street - -ah, to be young again!

Yes, now........who IS that gorgeous Aussie woman? Is it our Llama lady? If I did not know better, I'd suspect that it is our Susie - - ya know, dingos = Australia, jewellery-making.....Susie! Is it YOU??

OH YOU GUYS- you are SO nice (support and humoUr in the same place!!!!!!!!) :wub: :wub: :wub: I'm feeling better about things today.

Julie- YOU OK???????? Glad the barfers are better!!!!!!!!!! :D

Sillies---did you all see George Carlin died? It says of Heart Failure....

I think my dad will want to go to the funeral- he LOVED LOVED LOVED George.....gonna have to send him sympathy flowers :(

Howdy back Gian-knit..... :angry: ...how dare you have a life!!!!!!!

In answer to Patteigh - I've got me appetite back :P but gawd, I'm so weak + shakey :rolleyes: ....bored of whinGing really :lol:

N>B 'To Open Original Shared Link is a Brit version of 'To whine with added 'G' :D

<kingdom of superflous spellers :rolleyes: >

Hey! - how's JOO-LEIGH doing????....is she recovering??? :unsure:

WHINGING........I LOVE it!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: Just noticed yer interesting spelling here, Nik. I must correct you - - we are getting a HOT TUB, not a HO' TUB. Though you know, my husband would much prefer a ho'tub....and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge....

:rolleyes::lol:

New Bumper Stickers:

Hot tubs, not ho tubs!!!!!!!!!!!

Herons, not heroine!!!!

I learned a new word I cannot help but using.......concatenate. Kurt used it yesterday and it became an obsession to me. It's a computer term but it means to join together as in "Let us all concatenate in the ho' tub and watch the heroine. Laura has the DD taken care of" :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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"Let us all concatenate in the ho' tub and watch the heroine. Laura has the DD taken care of" :lol: :lol:

Hee Hee! :P

Does all this mean you will poop down to Philly for the Summit on the 10th? Think about it--Sillies, face to face--able to see how phunny the words are.....unprecedented!! :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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"Let us all concatenate in the ho' tub and watch the heroine. Laura has the DD taken care of" :lol: :lol:

WHAAAAaaattt????????? :lol::lol:

Is it possible to WhinJe whilst ConcatenaTING??? :unsure:

Ha Bev!!....Gotta have those double 'D's' in yer tub *snort* :lol:

EDIT: Angus the devil dawg :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Something tells me I've just handed Janet an amazingly effective tool.......... :lol:

Oh No . . . I would nevah take advantaje of someone's hot button . . . Sue and Lexi can vouch for me on that one!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Ha Bev!!....Gotta have those double 'D's' in yer tub *snort* :lol:

I think they float. Maybe could do double duty as napkin holders.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Hee Hee! :P

Does all this mean you will poop down to Philly for the Summit on the 10th? Think about it--Sillies, face to face--able to see how phunny the words are.....unprecedented!! :o

Oh how I want to but I don't know as that is famdamily vacation week and the plans are less-than-solidified (much like the floating DD's in the Psilly Concatenation- wait- I think we should take turns with the DD's as I'd love to try them but ONLY for a day......sound rather cumbersome!!!!!!!!)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Does all this mean you will poop down to Philly for the Summit on the 10th? Think about it--Sillies, face to face--able to see how phunny the words are.....unprecedented!! :o

OMG.......I know this........it will be unprecedented and.........unbelievable. It's starting to almost freak me out a bit - - I'm gonna be seeing all the funny words comin' out of everyone's mouths! (and perhaps some beautiful words, if anyone happens to say the word "lesbian"). No reading, but listening....and watching, as we'll be able to add some gut-busting visual humour, as well....

:lol:

Oh No . . . I would nevah take advantaje of someone's hot button . . . Sue and Lexi can vouch for me on that one!!

Gaaaahhhhh! An errant "J"!!! Stop her, someonnnnnnnnnne!!!

I think they float. Maybe could do double duty as napkin holders.

Or a handy place to put yer drinks.......

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I think we should take turns with the DD's as I'd love to try them but ONLY for a day......sound rather cumbersome!!!!!!!!)

Yes, they are . . . <_<

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