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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Daxin Explorer
Daxin
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It sounds to me like this poor old woman has nothing better to do with her time than cause trouble for people. She should maybe be careful carrying all those things in case someone were to cause trouble for her ;)

So I have to laugh....last evening, we found our 4 y/o standing at the top of the stairs, and from what I can tell, she had been there for some time. My wife says, "Hi T." DD had a can of pop (soda) in her hand, which she managed to get out of the fridge downstairs al by herself, and asked if my wife would like to have it. My wife replied, "Oh..no thank you sweetie." At which point my daughter said, "Well, there's no beer mommy!" I almost died I was laughing so hard.

Hope you all have a good day. :)

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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At which point my daughter said, "Well, there's no beer mommy!" I almost died I was laughing so hard.

Hope you all have a good day. :)

Too Funny!

I actually have a funny beer story. Where we are in PA you cannot buy beer or wine or anything in the grocery stores....yep we are still in the dark ages. Last weekend we were in FL @ Publix and they had a huge selection of different beers and such. So John was gazing and this mother came up to the selection and she had her daughter with her and the girl was no more than 4. The little girl out louds says, Mommmy are you buying beer today? The mother looked at the beer and said I am not sure. The girl replied. You always buy beer here.

I was laughing and then I told John that was something our kids would never be able to say since we cannot buy it that way. Interesting huh?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Did I tell you about our nosy neighbor lady that drives us all crazy??

These are the best neighbors to have! Think of the fun you can have!

Jen:"yah, last week they tried to sell Landen to some people in <insert upscale neighborhood>".

John:"Oh, I just spend the night with either Amanda or Jen, whichever one isn't feeling tired."

Amanda:"No, Landen is really MY baby, I just let Jen take care of him sometimes."

Any of you:"Landen? Did I have him today? When did you last see him?"

Amanda or John:"Oh, we lock the door. He'll be fine by himself"

or "If I have to go out I just grab that guy that lives in the doorway down the street."

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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:lol: :lol: LMAO, Jess! :lol: :lol: :lol:
jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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These are the best neighbors to have! Think of the fun you can have!

:lol: Gawd--I do believe her head would explode! :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I believe it's about 10am out west... We're thinking about you, Soozle!!!

(((HUGS!!!)))

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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:lol: Gawd--I do believe her head would explode! :lol:

:lol::lol:

Did you guys see this?

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Did you guys see this?

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Wow--that's amazing....we had flocks pretty close to that in South Jersey every so often. When they landed, every tree, power line, lawn, everything was dotted with the birds.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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These are the best neighbors to have! Think of the fun you can have!

Jen:"yah, last week they tried to sell Landen to some people in <insert upscale neighborhood>".

John:"Oh, I just spend the night with either Amanda or Jen, whichever one isn't feeling tired."

Amanda:"No, Landen is really MY baby, I just let Jen take care of him sometimes."

Any of you:"Landen? Did I have him today? When did you last see him?"

Amanda or John:"Oh, we lock the door. He'll be fine by himself"

or "If I have to go out I just grab that guy that lives in the doorway down the street."

good ones!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I believe it's about 10am out west... We're thinking about you, Soozle!!!

(((HUGS!!!)))

Yep, when you posted it was 10 in Cali. What a long day yesterday was and could be another long day's wait today :(

Wow--that's amazing....we had flocks pretty close to that in South Jersey every so often. When they landed, every tree, power line, lawn, everything was dotted with the birds.

I thought it was amazing too. The lighting wasn't very good in the video, I don't know if it was a stormy day or an ameteur camera or what. There must be ALOT of birds in that flock :lol:

How many days til Silly Summit guys??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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How many days til Silly Summit guys??

2!!! Can you believe it?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Speaking of the Sillie Summit.....Emily must be in Philadelphia by now and it's on the way to 92 degrees with oppressive humidity. :o Good thing there are lots of air conditioned places to duck into.

I hear this morning that the humidity is supposed to be much lower beginning on Thursday for the Summit :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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oh rub it in. Probably the day will start with a light shower to freshen the air and paint the sky with rainbows while the afternoon sun will make the flowers glow and every color of butterfly will descend on the city whilst the unscheduled troop of Romanian pipers fill the air with lilting, mysterious melodies and the children all laugh and dance in the streets.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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oh rub it in. Probably the day will start with a light shower to freshen the air and paint the sky with rainbows while the afternoon sun will make the flowers glow and every color of butterfly will descend on the city whilst the unscheduled troop of Romanian pipers fill the air with lilting, mysterious melodies and the children all laugh and dance in the streets.

:lol:

Jess has has her Silly on today!

I can't believe it is 2 days away.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Speaking of the Sillie Summit.....Emily must be in Philadelphia by now and it's on the way to 92 degrees with oppressive humidity. :o Good thing there are lots of air conditioned places to duck into.

I hear this morning that the humidity is supposed to be much lower beginning on Thursday for the Summit :D

I have very bad news to report. Due to some last minute scheduling at my job with our new studies I will not make it for the Silly Summit. I told my boss I would like to bypass the one meeting, her answer was if you would like we can bypass me working here..... :blink: I guess I better come to work.....

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I have very bad news to report. Due to some last minute scheduling at my job with our new studies I will not make it for the Silly Summit. I told my boss I would like to bypass the one meeting, her answer was if you would like we can bypass me working here..... :blink: I guess I better come to work.....

Oh no Amanda :( That is a bummer, to be so close....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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oh rub it in. Probably the day will start with a light shower to freshen the air and paint the sky with rainbows while the afternoon sun will make the flowers glow and every color of butterfly will descend on the city whilst the unscheduled troop of Romanian pipers fill the air with lilting, mysterious melodies and the children all laugh and dance in the streets.

That's the plan :D

I have very bad news to report. Due to some last minute scheduling at my job with our new studies I will not make it for the Silly Summit. I told my boss I would like to bypass the one meeting, her answer was if you would like we can bypass me working here..... :blink: I guess I better come to work.....

Oh Amanda....I'm so disappointed to hear this :( I was looking forward to meeting you!

Well, I guess the Summit should be renamed "Tea with Emily and Patti" :lol:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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That's the plan :D

Oh Amanda....I'm so disappointed to hear this :( I was looking forward to meeting you!

Well, I guess the Summit should be renamed "Tea with Emily and Patti" :lol:

I would have liked to have join you for the Psilly Psummit, but it's a wee bit of a treck for coffee. Have a wonderful time and take PHotos.

Now, think about the Outer Banks in September or October (HIGH HURRICANE SEASON, BUT THE HOUSE IS CHEAP....hee, hee, hee.) Any interest???

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I was looking forward to meeting you guys too. Silly patti, you still live in the same state we can always pick a Saturday and meet up somewhere.

Ok...so our raises just came around....I am scared to open the envelope...

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Hi Sillies- Sorry, I am WAY behind the curve. Was with the famdamnly from Thursday to last night on an island in the middle of Lake Champlain. We were technically in VT but you could swim to NY or Canada (I swam to neither :P). I had a GREAT time still antibiotic free!!!!!!!!!!! However, several strange events occurred that I must tell you of:

1. I think that Gus the Yipper is secretly vacationing on this island under the name of Bosco. I do not have a picture to prove it but I SWEAR he was staying at the fishing lodge we stayed at!!!!!!!!

2. I met a fellow celiac (his wife calls it Silly Ass disease) and I can confirm that the sense of humor is CLEARLY related to celiac. His name is Arnie and he is supposed to pop into this thread. Look out for him- he's pretty funny. He will probably also tell you MANY things about me that are only slightly true :lol: :lol:

3. Due to the yummy mixes of Namaste blondies and brownies- we were invaded at midnight by chocolate zombies (uhm- men and women in their 60's with pantyhose over their heads who came out of a VERY dark woods moaning for chocolate). You'd think they'd go after the REGULAR chocolate cake but no........

Of course, I thought of our Psiouxie constantly. :wub:

Hope everyone had a good weekend!!!!!!!! And the summit is coming!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hi Bev--welcome back!! :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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oh rub it in. Probably the day will start with a light shower to freshen the air and paint the sky with rainbows while the afternoon sun will make the flowers glow and every color of butterfly will descend on the city whilst the unscheduled troop of Romanian pipers fill the air with lilting, mysterious melodies and the children all laugh and dance in the streets.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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pants

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Now, think about the Outer Banks in September or October (HIGH HURRICANE SEASON, BUT THE HOUSE IS CHEAP....hee, hee, hee.) Any interest???

I'm in!!!!!!!!! :D C'mon, who else can we get down here??? :P

:lol: Silly Ass Disease! Most definitely!

Amanda, what a bummer. :( And what a MEAN supervisor! :angry:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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I'm in!!!!!!!!! :D C'mon, who else can we get down here??? :P

:lol: Silly Ass Disease! Most definitely!

Amanda, what a bummer. :( And what a MEAN supervisor! :angry:

ONE :D Yeah Sarah!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Probably the day will start with a light shower to freshen the air and paint the sky with rainbows while the afternoon sun will make the flowers glow and every color of butterfly will descend on the city whilst the unscheduled troop of Romanian pipers fill the air with lilting, mysterious melodies and the children all laugh and dance in the streets.

You get that too???

It grates after a while :rolleyes:

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