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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Of course you can't disagree! Didn't you know that reading product endorsements and 250 word abstracts on the internet means you have a PhD in . . . um . . . everything!

:lol::lol::lol: Good one, Alex! :P

(editorial comment :ph34r: )


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Jestgar Rising Star
I think I should report myself for the dead horse comments. ;)

I thought the dead horse stuff was fine until you actually crossed the poor thing out...

I'm pretty sure we're all in need of a round of GlutenEase just to deal with all the hay and other agricultural detritus still stuck to its fur (and 'excrement') that has been flung around that post.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SURGERY JANET!

SPEEDY RECOVERY NEEDED HERE.

JUDY

jerseyangel Proficient

Judy--what are you doing up at this hour? :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy--what are you doing up at this hour? :P

ha ........... :lol::lol::lol::blink:

i WAS JUST GOING TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING WHEN I SAW YOUR NAME.

HOT DAMN.

PATRICIA IS ACTUALLY UP AT 1:35 AM........................ :o MAYBE SHE'S PAINTING HER TOE NAILS OR ANOTHER ROOM IN THE HOUSE OR RE MEASURING FOR THE 100TH TIME .............WHERE THEY WILL PLACE THE NEW STOVE................. :lol:

WROTE YOU A EMAIL WHY I WAS UP.

REMEMBER THOSE PILLS.........EVERY 6 HRS FOR GODS SAKE. A MAN MUST HAVE ARRANGED THE TIMING OF THESE DARN THINGS. :ph34r:

AND THEN SITTING FOR OR STANDING FOR 1/2 HR AFTER. :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh yeah--the meds. I fergot you had to take them round the clock.

I have indigestion and can't sleep---and Mark just got a work-related call <_< That doesn't happen often, but now that I'm really up, I figured I see who was on in the middle of the night. :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Oh yeah--the meds. I fergot you had to take them round the clock.

I have indigestion and can't sleep---and Mark just got a work-related call <_< That doesn't happen often, but now that I'm really up, I figured I see who was on in the middle of the night. :lol:

I BET you forgot to take your GlutenEase :lol:

That's why you have indigestion.............. ;)

I'm sorry. did you figure it out?

Poor Mark didn't have to go out tonight did he.

know he went to bed early.

hope you can get back to sleep

lord i feel like i have 50 cups of coffee :blink:

i was just looking at the books lists that people were reading.

Julie got me hook up to a book club like thing......good reads.

Bev told me about it months ago but i've been addin my books to the list

interesting to see how many i've read over the years.

serveral really good looking ones i want to read...........when the brain fog lifts a tad.

hope long are you staying up? just checked back you didn't see you so i'm heading to the 'good reads' list

nite......hope you feel better

judy


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jerseyangel Proficient
I BET you forgot to take your GlutenEase :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Yep--shoulda taken the Glutenease!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Aaaaaand the Miralax works... too well? It gave him diarrhea. :unsure: Maybe I'll try him on a 1/2 dose tomorrow. Thank God he made it to the bathroom, because that poor little boy is empty now. :unsure:

Eeeeek!!!!

Poor fella :(

Gosh wish I could offer some words of wisdom <_<

I too was dx with IBS (Spastic colon as was then) as a child....I did to some extent grow out of it but it got worse again after having kids - Mmmmm - I have eczema too :blink:

I've always found Miralax and the like don't work - they just purge :ph34r:

Have to say my eczema has got ALOT better since joining me coeliacs in going gluten-free - but flares do coincide with chronic 'c' :blink:

Alrighty then. I suspect (hope) I have shut down the glutenease thread by posting long scientific drivel and citing papers. Let's see if it works.

Damn near short circuited me brain :wacko::lol:

OMG!! Sugary stuck penis :lol::lol::lol:

...that kind of reminds me of summat that used to happen to a dog I had :ph34r:

If he got over excited, his (ahem) member would come out and get stuck :o

...the vet recommended sprinkling sugar on it....and oddly enough that used to coax the bugger back in :blink::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Sillies!

Wow, some late nighters! Judy and Patti, I do hope you finally found a good stretch of sleep.

Thinking of Janet.... . .she's being wheeled in shortly, I imagine. Wonder if she inked a big "X" on the offending knee? :rolleyes: Or are BOTH knees getting done? :unsure:

OMG....Nickerler..... .. Here we come up with, in the most unbelievably convoluted way, sugary + stuck + penis..... . .. .and then YOU reveal this hilariously fitting tale of a childhood pet dog....

Now, THIS has gotta be more unbelievable than my stumbling upon "I am Fifi's Anal Glands"!

....Phunnier, too..... . . . . :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
...the vet recommended sprinkling sugar on it....and oddly enough that used to coax the bugger back in

Woah!! :o Phirst Em throws out 3 phunny key words and then Nik actually has a story that incorporates same :lol: Too wild! :lol:

I got about 4 hours of sleep last night..... -_- (yawn)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies! Enjoy the relaxation of the mountain air. We just goofed offaround the house last night. Carrie and I were goofing up in the pool. We toko lots of funny pics maybe I will use one as my avatar. we look silly. My mom and I did our berry picking early this morning. now we are leaving to pick up John.

Bye Sillies!

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Amanda :D Glad you checked in--sounds like you're havin' a goofy, sillie time!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

I was just thinkin' bout Gian-knit.....hopefully it's all done and she's relaxing with the help of some mellow drugs :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
I was just thinkin' bout Gian-knit.....

Yep, me, too........

But gawd............. . . . . I just cannot stop thinking of a sugary, stuck penis... ...... . ...

Help me!

:o:blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
But gawd............. . . . . I just cannot stop thinking of a sugary, stuck penis... ...... . ...

I know--me too....

I mean, why sugar? How does that unstick it? What if you were to use a little sand or sumphin :unsure: ...of course, salt might be irritating.....does it have to be granular?

So many questions :huh:

elye Community Regular
I know--me too....

I mean, why sugar? How does that unstick it? What if you were to use a little sand or sumphin :unsure: ...of course, salt might be irritating.....does it have to be granular?

So many questions :huh:

...Yes! And if the dog were diabetic, would Splenda do the trick?

jerseyangel Proficient
...Yes! And if the dog were diabetic, would Splenda do the trick?

A very valid point ;)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
...that kind of reminds me of summat that used to happen to a dog I had :ph34r:

If he got over excited, his (ahem) member would come out and get stuck :o

...the vet recommended sprinkling sugar on it....and oddly enough that used to coax the bugger back in :blink::lol::lol:

omg i KNEW THERE WAS REASON I keep coming back to this thread............all this info that we need to know b/c we never know when we might need it.

wonder if it works on humans............... :blink: hummmmmmmmm...........

guess if it didn't work we'd just have to have a sling or unbrella to tuck into thy belt :ph34r:

Hope Janet is out and relaxing on some mellow dugs... as our Patti said.

yes a big YAWN HERE TOO PATTI

CHIRO NOT HAPPY with the leg. calling me tomorrow to ck on me since Jim and my dr are going to a confrerence. all alone tomorrow sept for my sillies.

saw Patti ...........peeking in

how is your indigestion this am?

ever figure it out?

j

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I just cannot stop thinking of a sugary, stuck penis... ...... . ...

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

I can't tell you how I laughed at poor (dearly departed) Sonny's expense :lol:

It sounds like one of your 'tall tales' doesn't it M??? :lol: ........but I promise you it's true :lol: <wiping tears of laughter from me face>

...OH....wait :unsure: er....and OF COURSE I'm thinking of Gian-knit and her gneigh :):rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
omg i KNEW THERE WAS REASON I keep coming back to this thread............all this info that we need to know b/c we never know when we might need it.

wonder if it works on humans............... :blink: hummmmmmmmm...........

OMG JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

NOT if they are circumsized I imagine :o:unsure::lol:

....I am so gonna get busted :o

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

WARNING...............JUDY SURE AINT GOING TO TOUCH THAT ONE...................

OR THE AFORE MENTIONED ....(FILL IN THE BANKS)_________.............. :blink::ph34r::o

MY NICE LADY IMAGE IS SHOT ALL TO BLODDY HECK :lol:

EDIT.......WELL WE CAN BLAME MY LACK OF JUDGEMENT ON 'SLEEP DEPRIVATION' AND IT'S DOCUMMENTED RIGHT HERE ON C.COM :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor

Just a quick poop in... Thinking about you today Janet, hope you're doing well!

I have so much to do today, and totally overslept. I have NOT been sleeping well at all, the past several weeks, and now I'm even having a hard time when I take something. Ugh. Anyhoo...

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Just a quick poop in... Thinking about you today Janet, hope you're doing well!

I have so much to do today, and totally overslept. I have NOT been sleeping well at all, the past several weeks, and now I'm even having a hard time when I take something. Ugh. Anyhoo...

HA ..........not let me see..........have to keep this straight.............YOU ARE POOPING IN...........AND WE WANT BRIAN TO BE POOPING. :blink:

hOPE HE'S BETTER AND YOU'LL BE BETTER BY THE WEEKEND.

JUDY

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I mean, why sugar? How does that unstick it? What if you were to use a little sand or sumphin :unsure: ...of course, salt might be irritating.....does it have to be granular?

Sand???..........ouch!!!!! :o

...Yes! And if the dog were diabetic, would Splenda do the trick?

...I don't think so....that stuff's like icing sugar ...but who knows???

Wish I knew why sugar too :unsure:

EDIT: :lol: Think salt on a slug

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