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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OMGAWD- patti- I hope all will be OK. Jess- you could SO totally skee ball! If I can do it you can do it!

uh, yeah. When you come to Seattle to check things out we can skee ball together.

Bring band-aids.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Bring band-aids.

Uh-oh Bev.....sounds like she means business :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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We love Skee-ball...and you know you can buy old skee-balls machines on Ebay for sale :) John and I considered it once. We play all the time when we are on the boardwalk!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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How you doin' Sarah? I was thinking we haven't heard from you lately.

Well... I'm sick of being sick. <_< I've been having gluten type symptoms for 10 days straight now. When it started, I thought it was cc from Micky D's... but I don't think it would last so long if that was it, so at this point I don't know what's making me sick. Diarrhea, evil stomach pain... the fatigue is overwhelming today.

I've been trying like hell to push through it, because I've been sick so much this year... my yard and gardens are a shameful mess. So I've been busting some butt on yard cleanup. Between the diarrhea and the heat, I got myself good and dehydrated Thursday. :angry: Stupid.

Trying to take a rest day today. Unfortunately, Ezra is having a "BAD DAY." And I'm low on patience today. :( Sigh.

I have gotten a lot of work done outside though, which is very heartening!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well... I'm sick of being sick. <_< I've been having gluten type symptoms for 10 days straight now.

Aw--I'm sorry :(

Could it be something that you eat often that has changed--like in the manufacturing process? I've had gluten symptoms for a couple months now....I discovered that those nuts that got me (which had been fine) were now being processed on shared lines with wheat. Not all companies will list this.

To be fair, Diamond did list it, but I never checked since it had been fine before. <_<

This stuff is so frustrating sometimes, Sarah--I hope you get it figured out before too long. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Argh....poor Gus--hope it's just a passing upset. The other day, Allo was looking out the door and I heard the telltale whine and then he puked right there. I went to clean it up--and do you think he'd move? No, he just continued to watch the outdoors whilst I cleaned up around him <_<

This reminds me of an interesting thing that two or three vets have told me over the years...... when you are housetraining a puppy, it is very important NOT TO LET the pup see you cleaning up one of its messes, as its mother did this and the pup gets comfort from seeing this again. So perhaps Allo is comforted by your motherly cleaning of his soiled area, Patti......... <_<:rolleyes:

I told our realtor that I'd like my picture taken with one of those magic real estate cameras! :lol:

Yes!! But those cameras usually make the house look bigger, so I dunno........ :rolleyes:

Emily . . . how are you holdin' up without the Ripper? . . . perhaps we should all think of a question for him to answer when he gets back . . . something like . . . would you be willing to go bald if you could have an extra set of eyes in the back of your head (and YOU would be the only one like that)??

:lol::lol: Good one, Janet! He'd say yes, if they were 20/20. Otherwise he'd need two more ears around which to put a second pair of glasses.......

Hee--My little sister, who is really one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, has this habit of laughing whenever anyone trips or falls. It's like a nervous habit--she doesn't really think it's phunny, she just automatically laughs. :unsure:

Remember the CLASSIC Mary Tyler Moore episode of Chuckles the Clown's funeral? :lol::lol:

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We love Skee-ball...and you know you can buy old skee-balls machines on Ebay for sale :) John and I considered it once. We play all the time when we are on the boardwalk!

A skee ball machine? Whoa.....This is what we need for the next parade. Let's keep our eye out for one on wheels. Note to self: Do NOT allow Jess to be one of the principal throwers.....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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When is the next parade???? I want to have some fun!

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jerseyangel Proficient
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Remember the CLASSIC Mary Tyler Moore episode of Chuckles the Clown's funeral? :lol::lol:

I remember that when it was first on--so phunny :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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It is my birthday celebration at work today, they made me gluten free strawberry cupcakes which were very good! Plus we just had lunch ordered in and it was good. But where we ate was cold I am freezing now! SO I am bundled up in my lab coat.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It is my birthday celebration at work today, they made me gluten free strawberry cupcakes which were very good! Plus we just had lunch ordered in and it was good. But where we ate was cold I am freezing now! SO I am bundled up in my lab coat.

How nice your coworkers are to make you cupcakes! :D

It's chilly here, too....not that I'm complaining :P I love this break from all the heat and humidity. :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Happy Monday Sillies!!!!!

Amanda, glad you had a great birthday weekend with yer pholks. Sounds like you got some great things at the flea market, and a birthday celebration for you today at work, lucky girl!!

Tom, sorry that the supplements are causing you problems :( Poopy cow for sure.

Bev, what would they be looking for in yer blood? :huh: I hope everything checks out ok ((((((HUGS))))))

Sarah, I have been wondering where you had been. Sorry to hear you have been struggling as well :(

And the Ripper is off to camp!! Did you sing "99 Bottles Of Beer On the Wall" and other fun camp songs on the way there?!?! :lol: He's gona have a great time :)

Glad the knee is phine Janet.

Let's see, what else? Judy and Patti did you get all yer work done outside before the storms hit?

And Spruezee Schmooz....((((((HUGS)))))). He's a butt-head is all I have to say. How's yer back today??

Me hair twin is in Turkey :blink:

How are all the fur balls of Sillyville?

I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying the Olympics. Last night's relay was sooooooooo amazing, I was yelling, no screaming at the tv, jumping up and down, laughing, crying, what an incredible moment to witness!!!

I also had a Sillies moment on Sat I think it was, I was watching the game between Japan and Misty May/Kerri Walsh and when the ball is not in play they always blast music at these beach volleyball venues, so anyway one of the songs that came on was the Baywatch theme song. And what did I immediately think of?? ................Me Sillies and The Hoff of course :lol::lol::lol:

Since Bubba dug out her equestrian photo I should try to dig up some old swimming photos for my avatar, we all should put up our own "olympic" avatars just for shytes and gigglez :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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we all should put up our own "olympic" avatars just for shytes and gigglez :lol::lol:

OK, here's mine - picking up elderly Italian monks

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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OK, here's mine - picking up elderly Italian monks

:lol:

Since this is the Silly thread, everything and anything qualifies for a potential medal....it could be for gardening or make-up applying.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Even the commercials are getting me teary-eyed:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OK, here's mine - picking up elderly Italian monks

:D Since I've never done anything remotely athletic....unless you cound intramural vollyball......oh and ice skating lessons that allowed me to take part in an ice show playing cotton candy :P Actually, I might actually have a pic of that.... :unsure:

My avatar will serve as double duty--now it's moi, helping a lovely but hapless family from Canada maneuver around Philadelphia. :D

(Play along, will ya, Em?) B)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Can I have a medal for being the clumsiest silly??? Or for how many times a week I hit up Wegmans....see I can win!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I feel compelled to add that since that photo I've lost like 25 pounds, cut my hair and had it highlighted, and discovered that monks are all talk and no action :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well then, Miss Jess, we need a new picture and as for the monks....it's their loss :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I agree post a new pic so we can see the new Jess!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Can I have a medal for being the clumsiest silly??? Or for how many times a week I hit up Wegmans....see I can win!!!

Ooh Amanda.....

Phorgot to tell you--we went to Wegman's Saturday. Made the trek to Warminster because I can't get my Enrico's No Salt Added gluten-free Pasta Sauce anywhere around here.

But.....they're currently building a new Wegman's in Collegeville, which is easily not more than 20 minutes from here!!! I'll be able to go every week! :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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But.....they're currently building a new Wegman's in Collegeville, which is easily not more than 20 minutes from here!!! I'll be able to go every week! :D

you must go on opening day!!!! I am telling you having one 15 minutes away for me is great! All I do is mention allergies and they tell me all about celiac, its wonderful!!!! Do go on opening day you can meet all the top people too.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I wanna Wegmans!!!! :(:( What is wrong with this country? There are NO Wegmans here. :angry:

Jess! Let's see the new hair, the new bod! :):)

And the Ripper is off to camp!! Did you sing "99 Bottles Of Beer On the Wall" and other fun camp songs on the way there?!?! :lol: He's gona have a great time .

The song that the orchestra played as the Titanic was sinking, and eventually slipped under, was "Nearer My God to Thee"....this is far too dirgey and churchish for Jack to get going around a big campfire, he has realized. So, he says he will start singing Madonna's songs (the singer, not the Virgin). he also loves Abba, but is wise enough to know that an eleven year-old boy belting out "Does Your Mother Know" is very uncool and worthy of merciless teasing. He's learned all this the hard way, I'm sad to say....... . .. :(

Perhaps he'll just start throwing out some of his baffling questions for them all to consider while staring into the flames........ :lol:

I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying the Olympics. Last night's relay was sooooooooo amazing, I was yelling, no screaming at the tv, jumping up and down, laughing, crying, what an incredible moment to witness!!!

You Yanks have an amazing team..... :) Still waitin' for the first Canuck medal.. . . .

My avatar will serve as double duty--now it's moi, helping a lovely but hapless family from Canada maneuver around Philadelphia. :D

(Play along, will ya, Em?) B)

Yes!! This is a terrific spectator sport. Patti and Mark entered this Olympic competition as a pair, and won a gold medal. :lol:;)

Hmmmmm.......photos of us in Olympic posture? Gad.

I still have the shot of me by my toilet. This could be Olympic, I'm certain.......somehow....

:lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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You guys are KILLING me :lol: :lol:

I come from a long line of wierdos :P

Clearly- look where you hang out!!!!!!! :lol:

uh, yeah. When you come to Seattle to check things out we can skee ball together.

Bring band-aids.

OMGAWD- what choo doing Thursday- Tuesday. You have sun, we have rain. I have two good arms for 1 week only. Seriously- I have to admit that although broke, I was checking out Seattle tix- you, skee ball, my friends' new baby and the orcas are calling!

We love Skee-ball...and you know you can buy old skee-balls machines on Ebay for sale :) John and I considered it once. We play all the time when we are on the boardwalk!

I'm SO going on eBay!!!!!!!!!! Skee ball party at my haUs! I can play that one-armed no problem!

Me hair twin is in Turkey :blink:

Since Bubba dug out her equestrian photo I should try to dig up some old swimming photos for my avatar, we all should put up our own "olympic" avatars just for shytes and gigglez :lol::lol:

DO IT!

(nikerler gets the gold medal for Exotic travel!

:D Since I've never done anything remotely athletic....unless you cound intramural vollyball......oh and ice skating lessons that allowed me to take part in an ice show playing cotton candy :P Actually, I might actually have a pic of that.... :unsure:

My avatar will serve as double duty--now it's moi, helping a lovely but hapless family from Canada maneuver around Philadelphia. :D

(Play along, will ya, Em?) B)

Tee hee- we can make up our OWN Olympic sports :D;)

Like Amanda, I could get the siilver for wipe outs! And prolly body piercings too (for medical purposes only ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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But.....they're currently building a new Wegman's in Collegeville, which is easily not more than 20 minutes from here!!! I'll be able to go every week! :D

Collegeville?? Is that remarkable similar to Collegetown?

jerseyangel Proficient
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Collegeville?? Is that remarkable similar to Collegetown?

Dunno--I don't think there's a Collegetown near here.

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