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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Nikerler!! So great to hear that Pson of Psilly is starving and chatting non-stop!! All great signs. . . . . ... :):)

Um........do you think that we can lobby for a National Anal Glands Expression Day? :lol:

Mygawd, Sooozie!! You haven't heard of Canada's "Expression of Love: Anal Gland Care Day"?? Verrrrrry big up here. .... . .....devoted dog owners gather on Parliament Hill with their impacted pooches every March 1st, and on queue, have a group Canadian Expression (quite unlike other Canuck expressions, such as "toque" and "washroom")...... . ..

:lol::rolleyes:

Really, you should get a movement like this started down there, Soooozie.

I think your new president might be open to looking at this. . . . . . . .


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jerseyangel Proficient

Nik--So glad to hear Al's doin well and talkin up a storm!! :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Um........do you think that we can lobby for a National Anal Glands Expression Day? :lol:

Or National Dangling Member Appreciation Day!!!!!

now coming up with ideas for even more fun days......A task I am up to par on!!!

Glad to hear Al is doing well.

The computer war has been won!!! I sent my boss after her this morning :) My boss told me she doesnt think the woman is the sharpest knife in the drawer ;) Love it!

I had my annual employee health visit this morning- got my annual TB test....which thankfully is barely visible as we speak (last year it rashed up and was raised....I was scared) I also got a pertusis vaccine....turns out Whooping Cough is becoming an issue again and the hospital was offering the free Tetanus vaccine to all employees and I figured what the heck might as well....2 of my coworkers kids have had whopping cough in the last few months....so got the shot and boy is my arm sore!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
.... and is currently talking the hind leg off a donkey :lol:

:lol::lol: that one tickled me phunny bone. Glad to hear he's doing well!!

I shall claim full credit for getting the samatar avatar pheature phixed wif me PM to Scott (I did hear back from him wif a "I fixed it try it again" message about the same time you all phigured out it was back to normal. I initially thought that I wouldn't PM Scott . . . thought he might be innundated wif "What's wrong wif me av?" messages and then it donned/dawned (anybody else remember that conversation?? tom??) on me . . . Does anyone change their avs besides us??? Certainly not wif the same phrequency!!!

New tires on me van today . . . rides like its brand new!!! What a difference!!

tom Contributor
man heads are gonna roll......... :huh:

<chuckle-chuckle>

Just back from the hospital - all went well with Al's leg op

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) :)

OH, and NARY a scrap of gluten-freeness available on the day care unit......they kept trying to force a cheese sandwich on him :rolleyes:

:angry: .. ...somehow expected this to be better 'cross the pond, like so many other things, even if only incrementally so.

I think I forgot to mention months ago that I saw an article that the official UK Health Ministry(?) position on IBS was being changed to "hey let's check for celiac". That feels lightyears ahead of the US.

Or National Dangling Member Appreciation Day!!!!!

:o

Isn't that supposed to be every day?

Or is that the Not-So-Dangling? :confusednowface:

The computer war has been won!!!

Woohooooo .. . . Henceforth Nov 19th is National Computing Armistice Day!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
<chuckle-chuckle>

Woohooooo .. . . Henceforth Nov 19th is National Computing Armistice Day!!!

There ya go!

So now my arm where the TB test was injected has gotten nice and red and slightly elevated......

elye Community Regular
I think I forgot to mention months ago that I saw an article that the official UK Health Ministry(?) position on IBS was being changed to "hey let's check for celiac". That feels lightyears ahead of the US.

Sigh.. ..... . .....and Canada. :angry:

Isn't that supposed to be every day?

Or is that the Not-So-Dangling? :confusednowface:

I would hazad a guess that generally, the Non-Danglers are considerably more appreciated.. . . . ... <_<:lol:


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curlyfries Contributor

Yep......all these strange av problems........doesn't surprise me at all <_<

Remember what I was saying just yesterday????

One of the many mysteries of Sillyville. :huh:

I do believe there are other forces at work, here. :unsure:

.......and then there's Sam Hill.........a phenomenon in itself

What does it all mean?????? :blink::ph34r::unsure:

. . thought he might be innundated wif "What's wrong wif me av?" messages and then it donned/dawned (anybody else remember that conversation?? tom??) on me . . .

teehee :P ........'tis me middle name!

More weird things...........got a magazine in the mail about scuba diving and an e-mail promoting a Belize vacation on the same day :huh:

Maybe I'm supposed to be escaping this dreary, frigid weather :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
More weird things...........got a magazine in the mail about scuba diving and an e-mail promoting a Belize vacation on the same day :huh:

Maybe I'm supposed to be escaping this dreary, frigid weather :P

Hope you're tucked in for the long haul, baby! Tis only November. February's always the worst, for me. I'm just so DONE by then. I wish I had a job where I could migrate.

curlyfries Contributor
Hope you're tucked in for the long haul, baby! Tis only November. February's always the worst, for me. I'm just so DONE by then. I wish I had a job where I could migrate.

Amen to that!

I do NOT do winters well at all! :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
teehee :P ........'tis me middle name!

CurlyDawn? :blink:

tom Contributor
. . ..then it donned/dawned (anybody else remember that conversation?? tom??) on me . . .

Hehehehe Yes :lol: . ...in my defense, it WAS quite the coincidence that I'd heard of "donned" only from a phellow Hoosier.

<russian accent> there is no magnitude of coincidences

I would hazard a guess that generally, the Non-Danglers are considerably more appreciated.. . . . ... <_<:lol:

League Of Non-Dangled Ostensible Needs?

that can't be how London got its name, now could it? :wacko: :wackp:

. . .. I wish I had a job where I could migrate.

See if your library's Children's Section has this:

The Bunnie that wanted to be a Duck

(& other Grass is Greener aesopianisms) [aesophibitized variations? Refabled Bombeckian Re-Septicals?]

CurlyDawn? :blink:

To the tune of Helen Reddy's "Delta Dawn"

Currrrrlllly Dawn, what's that flour you got awn .. .

"Could it <take it Em!> .. ...

Darn210 Enthusiast
To the tune of Helen Reddy's "Delta Dawn"

Currrrrlllly Dawn, what's that flour you got awn .. .

"Could it <take it Em!> .. ...

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
To the tune of Helen Reddy's "Delta Dawn"

Currrrrlllly Dawn, what's that flour you got awn .. .

"Could it <take it Em!> .. ...

Could it be a faded Rye from days gone byyyyyyyy?

curlyfries Contributor
Could it be a faded Rye from days gone byyyyyyyy?

And did I hear you say, you was 'a glutened here today?

You should've known you couldn't eat that pie-ie! :D

tom Contributor
:lol: :lol: :lol:
elye Community Regular
To the tune of Helen Reddy's "Delta Dawn"

Currrrrlllly Dawn, what's that flour you got awn .. .

"Could it <take it Em!> .. ...

Hmmmmm.........

Could it be a gluten mix from days gawn byyyyyy?

You're celiac, ya say,

You ain't eatin' that stuff, no way,

It gives you cramps, and gas, you wanna diiiiiiiieeeeeee........

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Could it be a faded Rye from days gone byyyyyyyy?

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Could it be a gluten mix from days gawn byyyyyy?

You're celiac, ya say,

You ain't eatin' that stuff, no way,

It gives you cramps, and gas, you wanna diiiiiiiieeeeeee........

Bravo! :lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

I cannot stand that song. . .. ..... <_<:rolleyes:

Think it's played in one one endless, tortuous loop in Hell....... .

curlyfries Contributor
I cannot stand that song. . .. ..... <_<:rolleyes:

Think it's played in one one endless, tortuous loop in Hell....... .

ONE MORE TIME!!!

♪♫♪ Delta Dawn.......♪♫♪

:D:D:D

curlyfries Contributor

Let's play "Name the Song You Hate the Most"

Mine would be "I'm Not Lisa"

:ph34r:

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.....and yes, my eyes are blue.

elye Community Regular
Let's play "Name the Song You Hate the Most"

Mine would be "I'm Not Lisa"

Crap...that song is pretty brutal. :lol:

Hmmm....dunno if I can name just one. A recent song of Beyonce's that is absolutely laughable, it's so bad, is "If I Were a Boy". Lyrics over which to guffaw:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh MAH GAH :lol: :lol: Psillies gone wild

I had an actual very loud GUFFAW just now over the song lyrics

:lol: x 50

....goes a bit hyper and is currently talking the hind leg off a donkey

*snort* umm..........that not only cracked me up but.......hit quite close to home :ph34r:

Yay! Alsy's feeling phine!!!!!!!!!!

Mygawd, Sooozie!! You haven't heard of Canada's "Expression of Love: Anal Gland Care Day"?? Verrrrrry big up here. .... . .....devoted dog owners gather on Parliament Hill with their impacted pooches every March 1st, and on queue, have a group Canadian Expression (quite unlike other Canuck expressions, such as "toque" and "washroom")...... . ..

OMG :lol: x 10

Expression of Love................ *snort* Yes, must really put the SQUEEZE on them to have this made official down here.....

I shall claim full credit for getting the samatar avatar pheature phixed wif me PM to Scott (I did hear back from him wif a "I fixed it try it again" message about the same time you all phigured out it was back to normal. I initially thought that I wouldn't PM Scott . . . thought he might be innundated wif "What's wrong wif me av?" messages and then it donned/dawned (anybody else remember that conversation?? tom??) on me . . . Does anyone change their avs besides us??? Certainly not wif the same phrequency!!!

and BRAH-VOE, gian-knit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Woohooooo .. . . Henceforth Nov 19th is National Computing Armistice Day!!!

:lol: yes......and, it's also Drive Yer Neighbor to Madera and Sit in Freezing Elementary School Library for Three Hours Day!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

More weird things...........got a magazine in the mail about scuba diving and an e-mail promoting a Belize vacation on the same day

Maybe I'm supposed to be escaping this dreary, frigid weather

Oh, 'tis a sign, all right........you'd BETTER not ignore it :wink:

part deux coming up

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Ummmmmm........

:blink:

does anybody want to talk about the fact that Em's av reveals that

SOPHIE IS MVP?????????????????????????????????????????

:o

:)

B)

OMG - so unbelievably phabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

part trois coming up.........

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