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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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AND!!

It's snowing 5 hours earlier than forecast!!

WooHoo!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Nothing like discovering a load of strange men asleep in yer living room on a Sunday morning , eh?!?!?!

Happens to me all the time :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Gaaaahhhh! Our Soooooze and Nikerler speaking on the fone!!!! :lol::):lol::lol:

I wanna do a conference call - -everyone on the line.....all twelve or fifteen of us!!!!

Can you just imagine??

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I will create some fabulous, decadent treat that Patti can eat with abandon.

:D

I wanna do a conference call - -everyone on the line.....all twelve or fifteen of us!!!!

Can you just imagine??

How phun would this be???

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
with abandon.

Exactly :lol:

Maybe even with Gay abandon I think :blink:

I also think (ALOT of thinking here people!) I must retire afore the men bowl up ever so inebriated :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

I wanna do a conference call - -everyone on the line.....all twelve or fifteen of us!!!!

Can you just imagine??

:rolleyes::lol:

Nowt would be understood, just lots of shrieking, giggling and laughing.........wait :unsure: THAT was my phone call wiv Pseuzhee!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I wanna do a conference call - -everyone on the line.....all twelve or fifteen of us!!!!

Can you just imagine??

:rolleyes::lol:

Probably dead air . . . maybe crickets.

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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oh wait - A$$-SHAT :lol:

I KNOW what you're thinking - why is Soozle on here??????? :ph34r:

well, I"m eating me salmon and veggies, Sills :D

OMG - a conference call :lol: too many of us, how would we know who was who? probably have to do a pass-the-torch type of thing - a pre-assigned list - 45 seconds each to talk, then onto the next, etc.

Hard to do an overseas call, even.....requires the slight pause and waiting for the other person to talk - not a great talent of mine :ph34r::lol: :lol: rather rat-a-tat in my speech and - the connection was not superb.......a slight struggle to hear but still, made me out of my dingo mind :lol:

Our darling Nik did call me once before, right after this summer's tragedy and that ORIGINAL A$$HAT :angry: But - I was very sad and much more subdued :unsure: She probably liked me better :lol: x 10

Strange men KIPPING on the SETTEE????? NIKERLER get thee to thy bed AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finished eating, on with the mind-numbingly boring task <_<

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Nowt would be understood, just lots of shrieking, giggling and laughing.........wait :unsure: THAT was my phone call wiv Pseuzhee!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Lots of stories, phone calls, recipe hunting and giggles..........that's my sillies. :)

Getting ready to pack some clothes and food into a bag for a 3 day 'get-a-way' with hubby. :D

Since we are skipping Christmas this year ( Jason in Ca) Jim made me the neatest card on the computer. The big envelope with "A special Birthday Package"

Inside were 2 choices of places to go tomorrow through Tues. We know the weather will probably suck but we don't really care at this point. We are staying on the water in Chincoteague MD. I've been researching restaurants........ :blink: but am being positive. ;)

We'll be leaving about noon tomorrow. Will have lot's of reading to do when we get back. It will keep me busy on Christmas day. ;)

Carry on the silliness while I'm gone.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:angry:

Sillies - I just can't take it - - shoulder already hurts.......already bored into oblivion......have decided to take short, phrequent breaks.........doing this or that.......

:wacko:

did I mention that the water coming out is.......ebony-coloUred? :ph34r::o:lol:

It HAS been a while

:huh:

bye sillies <slumps away miserably>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Inside were 2 choices of places to go tomorrow through Tues. We know the weather will probably suck but we don't really care at this point. We are staying on the water in Chincoteague MD. I've been researching restaurants........ :blink: but am being positive. ;)

We'll be leaving about noon tomorrow. Will have lot's of reading to do when we get back. It will keep me busy on Christmas day. ;)

Carry on the silliness while I'm gone.

JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Jason gave you a trip????? this is PHANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

We all know, it's such work to get away but.....I hope you can really enjoy yourselves there. :)

We will miss you but - have a GREAT time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will definitely keep the silly torch going, nothing can stop us :)

:wub:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Jason gave you a trip????? this is PHANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥

Susie.......No Jim did it. Jason sent a bouquet of flowers today......red roses and white calla Lillie's. BEAUTIFUL.........IT TIS........ :D

Jason has a big project and can't leave CA. We are planning on flying out to see him and Jim's Mom in Jan.

But thanks anyway.......Susie!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jason sent a bouquet of flowers today......red roses and white calla Lillie's. BEAUTIFUL.........IT TIS........ :D

How sweet!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

just a quick check-in

:wacko:

that's all I have to say

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

" :wacko: "

lol

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Since we are skipping Christmas this year ( Jason in Ca) Jim made me the neatest card on the computer. The big envelope with "A special Birthday Package"

Inside were 2 choices of places to go tomorrow through Tues. We know the weather will probably suck but we don't really care at this point. We are staying on the water in Chincoteague MD. I've been researching restaurants........ :blink: but am being positive. ;)

Jason sent a bouquet of flowers today......red roses and white calla Lillie's. BEAUTIFUL.........IT TIS........ :D

Both of these are incredibly sweet!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

Hi sillies,

this is what my Dingo Thoughts have come up with whilst shampooing:

My DisfavoUrite Things :lol:

♫ ♫

Black coloUred water and muddy dog pawprints,

Weeds in my garden and mud that is tracked in,

Chipped paint on mouldings and spots on my rug,

These are a few of my dis-favourite things…

Six year old carpet that can’t be revived,

Aching sore muscles from labor and striving,

Not enough SWEET in my hand-juiced OJ,

These are a few of my disfavourite things…

When the house stinks,

When the Weez whines,

When I’m feeling <Manchester>

I simply remember my LOVELY SILL-EEZ

And then I don’t feeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll

Sooooooooooooooo saadddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

:lol:

back later

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
just a quick check-in

:wacko:

that's all I have to say

" :wacko: "

lol

Ok you two.....what's goin' on????? :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Hi sillies,

this is what my Dingo Thoughts have come up with whilst shampooing:

My DisfavoUrite Things :lol:

omg out of misery comes a song........you rock.

OK you two.....what's goin' on????? :P

by jove i think your antena is up Patricia................ :o

me thinks your on tho something.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Anybody we know???????

Open Original Shared Link

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Anybody we know???????

Open Original Shared Link

OH MY GOSH........PATRICIA...........YOU DID SO MUCH WORK HERE.

THANKS SO MUCH

MUST SEND TO HUBBY

I WISH I HAD THE TIME TO DO THIS WILL DO WHEN I GET BACK.....PROMISE.

THAT'S THE FASTEST I'VE MOVED IN YEARS. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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THAT'S THE FASTEST I'VE MOVED IN YEARS. :lol:

:lol: This is what my Saturday nights have come to!! :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

WELL-----------KEEPS YOU OFF THE STREETS----------------AND GIVIN US SOME FUN TOO. THANKS

AND ME---------------- FROM PACKING............HATE THIS PART :ph34r:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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AND ME---------------- FROM PACKING............HATE THIS PART :ph34r:

:lol:

Gawd--I hate packing too. Makes me incredibly anxious :huh:

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