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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emulee!!!! I love the reversed cardiganned canines!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: Quite professional looking!! :lol:

Ma'am Nik, perhaps if you quit calling him "sonny" . . . :lol::lol:

Amanda, how very nice of yer co-workers workmates.

Susie . . . awwwwwww on the avvvvvvvvvvvvvv . . . :wub:

Julie, pheel better soon . . . we need yer wackl.

Judy, keep poopin' in!!!

Jess - mild-cooling-age - :lol::lol::lol:

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Amanda!!!

Really thoughtful of yer workmates co workers :D

<_< ....would love to (tho' is quite expensive) but can nae talk anyone to go wiv me.......... Is it weird to go to the pics by yerself :unsure::blink::ph34r:

OH......must share with you Northern Americans... :lol: ..... 'cos it made me larf

I may have mentioned that devil child's tutors are Canadian and American.

Actually he has a NEW American tutor (the other's work visa ran out)......ANYHOO the old tutors always refer to me as 'Nikki' ( :lol: Which is ok as it IS me name)

Ok, NEW tutor phoned me ....but he kept calling me MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow, I am slightly affronted by this.......as in WHEN did I stop being MISS :lol: (I mean, he hasn't even SEEN me yet :rolleyes: )

<grumble, grumble BAH to MA'AM, I am not the Queen or owt>

Kind of imagined he was saluting whilst Ma'aming :lol:

Oh, just get used to it. About half of Americans were raised by getting hit upside the head when they DIDN'T say ma'am, and the other half was raised to think it's politically incorrect. It's called the Mason-Dixon line. My problem is, my Daddy was raised on the 'ma'am' side, so I'm stuck doing it, and nobody up here in hoity-toity New England likes it. One lady actually yelled at me and said it was rude. Oh, get over yourself, I'm not calling you old, I'm calling you ma'am.

Edited to say: OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! one to go, and brace yerselves!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily!!! Gus needs a pipe!!! :lol::lol: still quite amused here!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY HEY!!!!! 1700 comin' up!!!!! Please, no posting for the next....two hours. . .. . ..yes, about two hours. . ......have a meeting with boss, should be home by four.

Gonna pick up a pipe fer Gus on the way home. . . . . . :lol:

He is SO angry with me....

Elsie could not care less. ......a sensible, normal dog who does NOT care what in hell she looks like. . ....

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol: -ing on the Ma'am - - Bunnie's got it right :lol: :lol:

LURRRRRRRRRRRVE the sweaters *snackle* :lol: x 25

NIK!!!!!! the absolute BEST way to see a movie is alone!!!!!! that's one of me favorite indulgences, but I only go see oscar-worthy movies (prefer to rent at home, really). It's a great treat.......you don't have to worry about what yer companions are thinkin about the movie, if they like it (that makes me slightly nervous :lol: ) and - no one talks - friend sophie cannot shut up in a movie - I can nae take it :lol:

GAH!!!!!!!!!!! stalling!!!!!!!!!!!! must pack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OH Krap, I"ll be gone during the inauguration?

I wanna be queen again :lol: I was just so heady with the power of it :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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will THIS one make me queen?????????

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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damn flood control :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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am I queen NOW???????????? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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well harrumphfffff

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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just how many bloody posts do I have to make? this is hard :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Oh, just get used to it. About half of Americans were raised by getting hit upside the head when they DIDN'T say ma'am, and the other half was raised to think it's politically incorrect. It's called the Mason-Dixon line. My problem is, my Daddy was raised on the 'ma'am' side, so I'm stuck doing it, and nobody up here in hoity-toity New England likes it. One lady actually yelled at me and said it was rude. Oh, get over yourself, I'm not calling you old, I'm calling you ma'am.

Tutor clearly from the Ma'am side of town then ;)

I shall refrain from calling him 'Sonny' ( :lol: Janet!!) p'raps he can be called 'Squire' :lol:

Emily!!! Gus needs a pipe!!! :lol::lol: still quite amused here!!!

:D:D

HE DOES,HE DOES!!!!!!!!

Maybe a cravat????......... and Elsie looking Jaunty in RED!!!

Had to call hubby over to show him I was that impressed Em!!!......... Tel wanted to know if you use Will's cardigans???

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort*

but leaving soon - - - in my three-day absence, I appoint........NIKERLER and her kittehs as temporary rulers

:lol:

gawd - I need a life (maybe a tad more discipline would help? ) :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I just feel blessed to be with this group, they really come together and support people's special events. :)

Oh Amanda, how nice--and such a thoughtphul gift.....I predict you'll be spending lot of time at Lowes! :D

:lol::lol: OMG....on a human 'twould be........even MORE hilarious, if that is in fact possible.. . . ..

OMG--they are just the MOST adorable things--Gus and Elsie are all set fer this latest cold snap :D

<------------ hit REFRESH and see the couch snuggling :wub:

Love the Weez's phace in this.....kinda like--"see what I have to put up wif?" :lol: The two of them look so sweet together :wub:

Somehow, I am slightly affronted by this.......as in WHEN did I stop being MISS :lol: (I mean, he hasn't even SEEN me yet :rolleyes: )

Yeah <_< I don't remember the exact moment I officially became a "ma'am--it just sort of all happened when I wasn't looking. :(

It's called the Mason-Dixon line.

Hee! So true :P Actually, when we lived in Georgia, my kid's friends called me "Miss Patti".

Emily!!! Gus needs a pipe!!! :lol::lol: still quite amused here!!!

See Em--Jan-it thinks so too!! Remember when I suggested a pipe fer Gus--he's such a distinguished gentleman :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iS OUR SOOOOZE QUEEN????????? :unsure:

<skird! possible tyrrannical despot! :blink: >

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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just how many bloody posts do I have to make? this is hard :lol:

Apparently seven is the operative number today. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Congrats, Your Soozle Queeness!!!!! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:lol::lol::lol: - Susie's dash for the finish line page flip - Congrats yer queenliness!! . . . and now you're leaving us. (hey, everyone, think we can get another 100 pages in before she gets back?)
nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Congrats yer queenliness!! . . . and now you're leaving us. (hey, everyone, think we can get another 100 pages in before she gets back?)

:lol: Now THAT would be funny!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hail Queen Susie!!!!!!!!

Maybe your kingdom be surrounded by absinthe and Dingo's!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hail Queen Susie!!!!!!!!

Maybe your kingdom be surrounded by absinthe and Dingo's!

Oooooooh . . . an absinthe moat.

elye Community Regular
elye
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SOOOOZLE'S SECOND REIGN!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

ALL HAIL, KWEEN WACKL!!

Had to call hubby over to show him I was that impressed Em!!!......... Tel wanted to know if you use Will's cardigans???

:lol: Nope....I scour the local Sally Annes.....in the old fogie section there is much to go through, all three or four dollars. I got Elsie's fleece zip-up in the regular ladies' aisle - - quite a haul.. . !

Tess, our haughty little grEy cat, was just looking at Gus (I let him and Elsie in from the backyard, where they were running about, trying to keep warm while decked out in their lovely sweaters). Gus walked by Tess while she sat in the windowsill, and she suddenly regarded him with the look of the century - - a face that I will remember forever. Her eyes narrowed, and she stared at him in his big, beige, zippered and cuffed cardigan, and she was saying, "Man.....do you ever look like an a$$hole".......

:lol::lol:

Love the Weez's phace in this.....kinda like--"see what I have to put up wif?" :lol: The two of them look so sweet together :wub:

Meant to comment on this, as well. . . . . . LOVE Weezie's face. It says it all..... :lol:

:lol::lol: - Susie's dash for the finish line page flip - Congrats yer queenliness!! . . . and now you're leaving us. (hey, everyone, think we can get another 100 pages in before she gets back?)

:lol::lol: YES! Everyone just start posting flurries of "Hey, what's new?" and "That is very interesting" posts. We get ten of us at it, we'll be at 1800 within hours!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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SOOOOZLE'S SECOND REIGN!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Fer the love of Pete! (sorry PeOter....) Soozle's on her second reign, and I ain't even had me phirst yet :angry:

One of these days...... :rolleyes:

Also Em--Tess's "look" :lol: Allo hates this little muslin bear I have....his name is Edgar and he has stenciled hands and feet. I always think Allo's thinking--"hey pretty boy" just before he knocks him over. :P When Allo was in his prime, he had a hell of a right hook.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Hail Queen Susie!!!!!!!!

Maybe your kingdom be surrounded by absinthe and Dingo's!

HERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you left Nikkerler and her kittehs in charge? The Twas are very upset!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

OMGawd- Weezee's look. She's SMART!!!!!!!!! Never, ever trust a tabby- even a wee cute one. I have 2 and me dad's was tabby and they can be fearful little wackls :ph34r: :ph34r: :lol:

Jules- Thinking of you and hoping you're better! :wub: :wub: :wub:

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