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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
What time is Soooozie's ETA on Sunday? Anybody pick up on that vital information?

Regardless if we make it or not . . . we'll be so tired from posting, she'll get back and everyone will have nowt to say.


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Jestgar Rising Star

There's a huge delay when so many people are posting

flourgirl Apprentice

Telehubby whould be home soon. "and what did you do today, dear?"

Oooooohhhhhh I spent the day in Psillyville. Important stuff! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Maybe Sooooze is going to be checking in.... :unsure: ...does she have a laptop? Have we ever heard from her whilst she is at the cabin?

I believe she has a laptop . . . but what she really needs is a signal.

Jestgar Rising Star
I believe she has a laptop . . . but what she really needs is a signal.

I'm pretty sure her tinfoil hat prevents that now

elye Community Regular

Well, we are approaching suppertime here in the east.....who doesn't have to make a family dinner, can take over whilst we shleps prepare foodstuffs and sit at a dinner table with family and pretend to be actively listening and interacting, when we are really thinking, "Who is posting right now? What page are they on? How much catching up will I be doing?"

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Well, we are approaching suppertime here in the east.....who doesn't have to make a family dinner, can take over whilst we shleps prepare foodstuffs and sit at a dinner table with family and pretend to be actively listening and interacting, when we are really thinking, "Who is posting right now? What page are they on? How much catching up will I be doing?"

:lol:

How long will I have to read to catch up?


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Bed warmers ain't always what they're cracked up to be (mines a coeliac :rolleyes: )

Pathetic...but I have to bow out....am knackered ......do me bit in the morn peeps ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well, we are approaching suppertime here in the east.....who doesn't have to make a family dinner, can take over whilst we shleps prepare foodstuffs and sit at a dinner table with family and pretend to be actively listening and interacting, when we are really thinking, "Who is posting right now? What page are they on? How much catching up will I be doing?"

:lol:

No . . .our supper table will go along the lines of . . . somebody say something interesting!!! I need material!!!

elye Community Regular
Regardless if we make it or not . . . we'll be so tired from posting, she'll get back and everyone will have nowt to say.

:lol::lol:

Soooozie's tin phoil hat! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Bed warmers ain't always what they're cracked up to be (mines a coeliac :rolleyes: )

Pathetic...but I have to bow out....am knackered ......do me bit in the morn peeps ;)

Night Nik!! Rest up . . . it's a marathon tomorrow!!

Jestgar Rising Star

OK

*deep breath*

last plate

see ya's in three minute bursts

elye Community Regular
Pathetic...but I have to bow out....am knackered ......do me bit in the morn peeps ;)

All right, Nikerler....your shift begins at first light tomorrow, January 17, 2009........we will expect two full pages of strictly Nikki-uk posts, since no one else will be up to chat with you. Just use a couple of words per post, lots of emoticons. . .you know the drill...

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
NObody's pizzles are better than PeOter's

Quite so. Click here.

psawyer Proficient
Too many posts to keep up!! What set-up?? I'm there, I'm there.. .where is it?? POeter having the best pizzles? Well....yes....but he must post a pic of his pizzle and we can judge. . . . . .

Been there. Done that.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Quite so. Click here.

:lol::lol:

That Peter!!!! Always so eager to show off his pizzle!!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Wow Pieter! That's one heck ofa Pizzle!

flourgirl Apprentice
:lol::lol:

That Peter!!!! Always so eager to show off his pizzle!!!!

His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

flourgirl Apprentice

But we HAVE seen his tool, oh yes we have!

jerseyangel Proficient
Wow Pieter! That's one heck ofa Pizzle!

Yeah--notice he has to use two hands to hold it. :P:ph34r:

elye Community Regular
Quite so. Click here.

Whooooa, POeter!!! Your pizzle is about TEN TIMES the size of the ones I bought!

Yours is HUGE!!!

:lol:

His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

Yep.....he posted a very detailed pic of his balls. They looked admirable. . . . . .

jerseyangel Proficient
Yep.....he posted a very detailed pic of his balls. They looked admirable. . . . . .

They looked delicious :D

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