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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient

A one anna two or is that one-sie, two-sie. Harumph. My talent was MathS, not music. You do NOT want to hear me attempt to sing. Trust me on this. :(


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Green12 Enthusiast
I hate to say it....I gotta go. My telehubby wants some computer time, too. :(

I'll catch up again in the a.m. Nighty night

Nighty night Theresa

You were AWESOME in this little operation of ours one-zie two-zie!!!!

elye Community Regular
HEE HEE

I'm pleading the 5th

(but yeah it has to do with the latter) :ph34r:

You're watching the Ottawa Senators for Laminate List picks?

Gads.....not Alfie... .....nor Heatley.. . . . ...

Spezza? Nope, too young...

Ahhhh.....Mike Fisher!

HEY!! Fisher just scored!!!! TIED!! :):)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Whenever you see an anonymous user at the bottom . . . does anybody besides me assume it's JooDee??

jerseyangel Proficient
Just a factoid . . . we posted 7 pages in the last hour . . . and they weren't broken up sentences or grocery lists or nuttin' . . . :lol::lol:

Probably cuz we're all here--much easier to chit-chat. ;)

A one anna two

Lawrence Welk, I presume? :P

Nighty night Theresa

You were AWESOME in this little operation of ours one-zie two-zie!!!!

Ditto :D

Green12 Enthusiast
You're watching the Ottawa Senators for Laminate List picks?

Gads.....not Alfie... .....nor Heatley.. . . . ...

Spezza? Nope, too young...

Ahhhh.....Mike Fisher!

HEY!! Fisher just scored!!!! TIED!! :):)

Fisher it is :D Have had a little crush for a while now......

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has turned out to be a VERy good game!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
A one anna two

I know!!!!.........

Liberace!!!!! :D

......what do I win? :P


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elye Community Regular
A one anna two or is that one-sie, two-sie. Harumph. My talent was MathS, not music. You do NOT want to hear me attempt to sing. Trust me on this. :(

:lol::lol:

A one, an'na two.. . . . . . . .

POeter! That's Lawrence Welk!!

And I would really like to hear you sing.....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Fisher it is :D Have had a little crush for a while now......

Aw :wub:

I know!!!!.........

Liberace!!!!! :D

Nope--Lawrence Welk :lol:

tom Contributor
YES! Pesto on pizza is the bomb!!!

I'm sure that's how I first tried pesto.

I think at this great tiny open-after-hrs place in Santa Cruz, across the street from the bar all bars should aspire to be, The Catalyst. Sadly that pizza place was one of just 3 bldgs in Santa Cruz (closest city to the epicentRe) to crumble in the Loma Prieta quake of '89. :(

But maybe 1st pesto pizza was in SF, another tiny place across from a great club in Haight-Ashbury. Ahhhhh the memories . ...

(Are we at p1800 yet??)

curlyfries Contributor
Whenever you see an anonymous user at the bottom . . . does anybody besides me assume it's JooDee??

I usually assume it's admin

Lawrence Welk, I presume? :P

oops.....your right, I was wrong :ph34r: ..........gettin slap-happy here :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

...laundry detergent....

psawyer Proficient
Whenever you see an anonymous user at the bottom . . . does anybody besides me assume it's JooDee??

You never know who it might be. There are a few moderators who phrequent this phunny place, and some of are anonymous at times to phacilitate our ability, as mods, to watch without being watched. It might be one of us, or it could be a spy. Mr Bond, are you in the house? I have a martini for you, shaken, not stirred. :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

...eggs....

elye Community Regular
Fisher it is :D Have had a little crush for a while now......

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has turned out to be a VERy good game!!!!

He is gor-jussssss...... :wub:

He has been with Carrie Underwood ever since he went and introduced himself to her at her concert here last spring. . . . .

psawyer Proficient
I know!!!!.........

Liberace!!!!! :D

......what do I win? :P

The booby prize. It was Guy Lombardo, a Canadian.

And Lawrence Welk too, Not sure who copied from whom.

elye Community Regular
You never know who it might be. There are a few moderators who phrequent this phunny place, and some of are anonymous at times to phacilitate our ability, as mods, to watch without being watched.

Wow......we have secret, anonymous phans??

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor

....cheese....

OK...everytime I think nobody's posting, a new one shows up! :huh:

Where are your squiggly lines people????

Green12 Enthusiast
It might be one of us, or it could be a spy. Mr Bond, are you in the house? I have a martini for you, shaken, not stirred. :lol:

:lol: Peter

Darn210 Enthusiast
Wow......we have secret, anonymous phans??

:lol:

No . . . probably somebody has drawn the short straw and has to come check on us . . . :P

elye Community Regular
The booby prize. It was Guy Lombardo, a Canadian.

I'm sure I also remember Ol' Larry Welk saying this as he swung his conductor sticks..........

jerseyangel Proficient
The booby prize. It was Guy Lombardo, a Canadian.

Lawrence Welk, an American, used to do the same thing :P

Green12 Enthusiast
He is gor-jussssss...... :wub:

He has been with Carrie Underwood ever since he went and introduced himself to her at her concert here last spring. . . . .

He's a hunk of burning love :wub:

I heard that about he and Carrie....she stole my boyfriend!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

(bringing the emotitotem back)

jerseyangel Proficient
(bringing the emotitotem back)

And none too soon :lol:

I just posted on another thread :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
He's a hunk of burning love :wub:

I heard that about he and Carrie....she stole my boyfriend!!!!

The nerve of her . . . :angry:<_<

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