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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Um, of late DH has been referring to his as The Stimulus Package. . .. . ....

:lol::lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Wow. . . . .Joaquin has become one weird bloke. ... . ...Whassup? Dave can handle anything, though, can't he? :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Aunt Peg and the cocky comments!! :lol::lol: (band name???)

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what in hell has happened to Joaquin? during part of the interview, he took out his gum and stuck it under Dave's desk :blink:

Good GAAAWD!!

I'd say he's overdone the recreationals ;)

Incidently, (you can't see in that vid 'cos of the beard) ... I'm sure he has a hare lip repair scar (I am a are lip repair scar spotter! :lol: )

OMG!!!!....Did you watch the Farrah interview as well???????.........WHY do their 'people' let them go on in that state???? :unsure:

Got nowt really....the brain of a dullard......carry ON!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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So glad yall that were having high freaky winds survived the night. There be tor-nay-dahs out there too!! My worst fear ever!

Psillies- So much to tell!!!!! Had a very MYS-teerious day!

Opened me trunk (hatchback Subaru so not really a trunk) to find a brand new short sleeve soccer shirt for ENGLAND! Nikki- were you here? I've no idea where it came from! But I like it and I'm keeping it.

Then I went out for a drive and decided to go drive down the (one block) main street of this little hamlet here called Magnolia. Found this store open called Silent Seed. The young man running it was deaf and mute but we had a great conversation (mostly on a notepad). I left with a very in-need-of-TLC but rare plant Desert Rose

It needs a LOT of TLC but I was so intrigued by this young man and the rare but in need of TLC plants that I had to buy it. It's already SIX years old!

:lol: at your mysterious day Bevel!!! An English football appearing out of nowhere (what does it all mean??.........the little people??) and an encounter with a deaf mute that gave you a very rare plant. I just know it all means something!!!

I couldn't even tell you if he had hands :ph34r:

tried to search the uw site for pics of residents, but no luck

Yes, let's cyber stalk the Hubba Bubba!! We need more info :lol::lol:

I kid!

This all sounds much like the smoldering baby blues of Mike Fisher, doesn't it, Jooooles? :wub:

Why yes, it sure does Em..........dreamy sigh........

Mornin', Penis People! :lol::lol:

Gah!!!!! Stimulating conversation last night for sure, you guys were cracking me up! :lol:

Maybe we need to do a survey all of the males here......and ...what do you call yours? :P

:lol: Theresa

Um Lisa, just a thought, but I don't know if it should be a cute or fun name, or have "little" attached to it. :lol:

First store only had Hanna Montana and High School Musical stuff. I didn't think the 2 & 3 year olds would go for it. Second store I found some puppies and kittehs - much better.

Ended up taking the kids out for Ice Cream at Maggie Moo's . . . Skeeter had a rough day at the orthodontist and he gave her a gift cert that expired in 2 months so we had to use it the same day :huh: :wackl: :blink: She's still sore this morning and only wanted soft foods in her lunch.

:lol: no the wee ones might not appreciate the Hanna Montanna and HSM stuff like the older ones do, glad you found the puppies and kittehs they sound cute!

Poor Skeeter, that orthodontist business is not fun. But ice cream makes everything better!!

uh...Em...?

Twisted ankle means Barca-lounger and grudgingly helpful children devoted servants...

....and divan lounging whilst being fed grapes by Roman gods, or Mike Fisher :lol:

part 2 to follow

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

OH!! ... I BEV'D BEV!!! :lol:

Did Kurt buy my England football shirt off Ebay????? :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
All right, I twisted me ankle yesterday. It was already compromised from running, but this really did it in... . .. . . ice and heat. .. ....I will head onto the elliptical trainer for the next couple of workouts. NEED GREAT NEW MUSIC for me mp3!! With a fast, pounding dance beat. Anyone got suggestions?

This, unfortunately, is just too slow:

Horn O Plenty :lol: Sorry about your ankle Em :( Hope it heals quickly so you can get back to your runs.

My favorite topic!!!! These are a few on me mp3 player that pump me up and keep me going (promise not to laugh at some of them!!):

Michael Jackson- Wanna Be Startin Something

Stevie Nicks- Edge Of Seventeen

Destiny's Child- Bootylicious

Beyonce- Crazy In Love

Gwen Stefani- What You Waiting For?

Justin Timberlake- Love Stoned/I Think She Knows

Madonna- Ray of Light

N.E.R.D. - Rock Star (it has to be the "Jason Nevins Mix")

The Killers- All These Things That I've Done

And of course you can always go with Janet's favorite song (and anthem) I Kissed A Girl :lol::lol:

I'll post more as I think of them :)

I NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD you all to watch what I saw last night on Dave Letterman

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what in hell has happened to Joaquin? during part of the interview, he took out his gum and stuck it under Dave's desk :blink:

:lol:

Wackl! And hee-sterical!!! Dave's reactions/comments were great!!

I LURVE Joaquin Phoenix, he was sooooo good as Johnny Cash.

Ok, I have heard this is a total set-up. I don't know if it is true or not, but there are rumors that he is making some kind of documentary/movie and the crazy personality and appearance is all a part of it, and he is being filmed apparently whilst doing all these crazy things.

Dick and the Twins

The Stimulus Package

HEE x 10

Aunt Peg and the cocky comments!! :lol::lol: (band name???)

Incidently, (you can't see in that vid 'cos of the beard) ... I'm sure he has a hare lip repair scar (I am a are lip repair scar spotter! :lol: )

OMG!!!!....Did you watch the Farrah interview as well???????.........WHY do their 'people' let them go on in that state???? :unsure:

:lol: band name

Good eye Nik on the hare lip repair scar, I didn't even think of that.

Missed the Farrah interview, but yes I can imagine how that went.......she seems to have been off her rocker for some time. Anna Nicole Smith was another one that was hard for me to watch in interviews.

Aw Nik, do you have a case of the dull drums?? :( Cheery hugs to you :wub:

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Green12
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elye Community Regular
elye
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Got nowt really....the brain of a dullard......

Well, Nik! We've gotta book you onto Letterman!! :lol:

I'll post more as I think of them :)

Excellent! Thanks, Joooles! I just went and downloaded two of the Killers's songs.....forgot all about them .. .... . . .and I'm going now to listen to Beyonce's Crazy in Love. . . . . ..

NEED LOTS OF FAST SONGS!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Excellent! :lol:

A quote fer antiquity:

"Maybe if more people had a duck in their lives, we wouldn't all be so MAD at each other". . . . ..

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
what in hell has happened to Joaquin?

Are ya sure it's really him under all that hair and sunglasses?

DD will be so disappointed.....she always loved him and thought the hairlip scar was sexy!

Ok, I have heard this is a total set-up. I don't know if it is true or not, but there are rumors that he is making some kind of documentary/movie and the crazy personality and appearance is all a part of it, and he is being filmed apparently whilst doing all these crazy things.

I hope so, but somehow I doubt it.

I can't believe it's been almost 4 hours since someone's posted! :o Wassup wif me psillies?

Is this like....one-zie, two-zie in reverse? <_<

OK.....what are we gonna talk about tonite? If I come up with a good enough topic, ya'll will creep back in out of the woodwork.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Yeah--where in the Sam Hill IS everyone???? :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG.

Patteigh!!!!! Yer av....... :huh:

:unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

Is that a.....cornicopia?......OR.....

A HORN O' PLENTY???!

Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
OMG.

Patteigh!!!!! Yer av....... :huh:

:unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

Is that a.....cornicopia?......OR.....

A HORN O' PLENTY???!

Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

It's a HOP, of course! B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

OK everybody.......the Queen is bored! :angry:

You're not gonna like it when the Queen is bored.......wait'll you see what I sent you on facebook! :D

<evilcackleface>

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
OK everybody.......the Queen is bored! :angry:

You're not gonna like it when the Queen is bored.......wait'll you see what I sent you on facebook! :D

<evilcackleface>

What? What?? I didn't get anyfing!!.... yet. . . . . . . .. :unsure:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Geez. I'm not even on phacebook. Does this mean I have to join that site?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Geez. I'm not even on phacebook. Does this mean I have to join that site?

YES!! POeter! Get on there! :)B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
What? What?? I didn't get anyfing!!.... yet. . . . . . . .. :unsure:

I just double checked, and it says I sent it.........got it yet? If not, I'll send it again. Wouldn't want you to miss out! :D

Yes, PeOter....you must join!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Well now.....yesterday it was breakfast wif mucous, and now today it's Tony the One-Eyed Trouser Trout and Mr. Johnson :lol:

I never know quite what I'm gonna wake up to anymore

uh...Em...?

Twisted ankle means Barca-lounger and grudgingly helpful children devoted servants...

Geez. I'm not even on phacebook. Does this mean I have to join that site?

EVERYTHING is phunny, but I've just highlighted a few :lol: :lol: :lol: Had WAY too many quotes and - too tired to deal with all of it -

and yes, Peter, you DO have to join!!!!!!

OMG sillies - - so tired - - depleted - - LOVED yer penile discussion, Bevel's mystery day :blink: (how in HELL did a shirt end up in your car?), and.......honestly that is all I can remember now??????? what in hell?

excited for the dogsled race (feeble brain can't even recall the exact name)

:blink:

horn o' plenty :lol:

oh I am just a dullard, going to bed, v. tired, too much wackl stuff this week? :huh:

MEN

ARE

CRAZY

:lol: :lol:

(I"ll just leave you wif that)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
MEN

ARE

CRAZY

:lol: :lol:

(I"ll just leave you wif that)

GAAH!!!!!.......You are such a tease! :rolleyes:

OK.....spill it...................you know you want to :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

*snackle*

nope - won't spill - there are stalkers spies here :unsure::lol:

just a teaser for you all :lol:

but anywho - - Leesah's new thing she sent us on facebook is THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Please, all sillies who have not joined MUST JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
but anywho - - Leesah's new thing she sent us on facebook is THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Please, all sillies who have not joined MUST JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

OMG!!!! LEE_SARGH!!!! ....umm....thanks for the 'cat with diarrOeah' on spacebook :lol:

I see the Oracle has joined the time sucking vortex too!! :D (Jacquie come too?? :unsure: )

Quick poop in really as I'm in between chidlins orthodontic/dental appointments

Tel's started potting up seeds in the mini greenhouse today ....which seems way too early as it snowed last night :blink:

GAH!!!! The chidlins break up from school for a week today for half term.....but on the plus side this means I get to have a lay-in -_- ....leading to further sloth like behaviour B)

DC is grounded so I may actually go INSANE in the next week :wacko:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Goooood Morning, Psillies!

Nik! Potting seeds?? Gah, it's mid-Feb!! What in hell....? :huh::lol:

Yes, methinks most men are crazy, too ...... . . ...some in a superb way . . ...

:rolleyes:

POETER HATH JOINED!!! Must scurry over to check out his Oracle Profile. . . . ..

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Tel's started potting up seeds in the mini greenhouse today ....which seems way too early as it snowed last night :blink:

DC is grounded so I may actually go INSANE in the next week :wacko:

Ground him to the potting shed with Tel. Getting dirty is always good therapy.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Didja get your gift, Em? :D

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