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Jestgar Rising Star
PATTI'S AT 15,000!!!!!!

:o

:o

:unsure:

Truly an awe-worthy event


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curlyfries Contributor
Psillie me.. I meant Yeti.. No wonder I couldn't find what I was looking for.. I saw stuff about a dryer and got confuserd :P

Yetis, dryers.. same thing? =D

Well let me know if you ever find it. The Yeti has been around longer than I have, so I have no idea how he came into the picture :huh:

I DO know that he can be mighty handy to have around.....a very helpful chap :P

curlyfries Contributor
PATTI'S AT 15,000!!!!!!

:o

:o

:unsure:

I think it's a good time to bring this back.........

PSILLY PHLUID ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

( I'm gettin out my goggles )

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......and get yer wellies out while yer at it!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
PATTI'S AT 15,000!!!!!!

I had to savor it fer a while :lol:

Anyhoo--we just watched the Family Guy episode wif Em's dad!! :D Matt had it on DVD.

jerseyangel Proficient

:( I'm sitting here on my computer, Mark's across from me on his doing work, and Matt is playing a game on the Wii.....I just realized that this is the last evening we'll have like this. Mark's leaving for Houston tomorrow and when he gets back everything changes.

I'm having a teary moment :(

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Yes, you must!!!!!

*snackle* Em! Yes, a photo of this big, SCARY mural at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can't wait for this to get posted..........pretty please........... <_<

:( I'm sitting here on my computer, Mark's across from me on his doing work, and Matt is playing a game on the Wii.....I just realized that this is the last evening we'll have like this. Mark's leaving for Houston tomorrow and when he gets back everything changes.

I'm having a teary moment :(

:( ah we can't have Patti have TEARY MOMENTS :( ........BUT

we know they will come as it's all part of this new adventure.....

who wants them at our age :rolleyes:

but we'll be here to try to keep you smiling.

I felt the same way the nite I saw Jason in CA when we were leaving.

It's funny when it hits us and at odd times too. Did you notice that

must ponder a funny for you in the am

pray Mark won't have trouble driving tomorrow and Tuesday

bet your glad you got the cell phone.

hugs buddy

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks Judith :)

I get these "moments", and then they pass. At this point, I just want it to be over and done with. So many emotions--it's exhausting. :(

Good thing I have this place to escape to ;)

Somebody say something phunny!! :D


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curlyfries Contributor
Good thing I have this place to escape to ;)

Somebody say something phunny!! :D

Something funny

:rolleyes:

Sorry :P ....that's all I got!

jerseyangel Proficient
Something funny

:rolleyes:

Sorry :P ....that's all I got!

Eek! That's right--I'm supposed to keep you laffing :P

Scroll back to me innuendo joke :lol: It never gets old B)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Thanks Judith :)

I get these "moments", and then they pass. At this point, I just want it to be over and done with. So many emotions--it's exhausting. :(

Good thing I have this place to escape to ;)

Somebody say something phunny!! :D

ok i'll take the challange.......

Jim showed me something tonight that is a riot.

it's about Danni...? the nascar driver.

I'll send in email and you can tell me if i can post it here.

it will make you giggle.....i think

nite honey

elye Community Regular

Goooooo Sunday Morning, Psillies! (A gooey Sunday.... ...could be the phluid onslaught headin' fer Pahtee's). . . . .. :rolleyes:

Anyhoo--we just watched the Family Guy episode wif Em's dad!! :D Matt had it on DVD.

OMG......must find this.... . .perhaps on youtube? I've never seen this animated show taken from YCDTOT. Wonder if it's as phunny. . .....

Cannot picture or even imagine my dad as an actual cartoon. . ... . . ..All of my life he has been a cartoon come to life, really .. . . .! :rolleyes::D

ah we can't have Patti have TEARY MOMENTS :( ........BUT

we know they will come as it's all part of this new adventure.....

who wants them at our age :rolleyes:

but we'll be here to try to keep you smiling.

So well said, Joooodee! Such a big upheaval in yer life, Patti. . .... ..and we all know that happy, positive stress can be every bit as challenging and difficult as the negative kind. We MUST be EXCEEDINGLY HILARIOUS today, Psillies!! I'm vetoeing in a citizen's proclamation, to get Pahteigh larfing early and often today.

Um, let's see . . ....

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

:rolleyes: Okay.....the best I could do this early on a Sunday..... ... .

jerseyangel Proficient
"Well, most people call me Ice Man."

:lol::lol: Early mornin laff! :D

Em--yer dad only appears for a couple seconds--and then he gets "slimed" wif the green goo. It's not a scene from the show-- they flash the words YCDTOT, and then his phace (cartoon version), phull screen. :D

I looked for it on youtube, but couldn't find it.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Goooooo Sunday Morning, Psillies! (A gooey Sunday.... ...could be the phluid onslaught headin' fer Pahtee's). . . . .. :rolleyes:

OMG......must find this.... . .perhaps on youtube? I've never seen this animated show taken from YCDTOT. Wonder if it's as phunny. . .....

Cannot picture or even imagine my dad as an actual cartoon. . ... . . ..All of my life he has been a cartoon come to life, really .. . . .! :rolleyes::D

So well said, Joooodee! Such a big upheaval in yer life, Patti. . .... ..and we all know that happy, positive stress can be every bit as challenging and difficult as the negative kind. We MUST be EXCEEDINGLY HILARIOUS today, Psillies!! I'm vetoeing in a citizen's proclamation, to get Pahteigh larfing early and often today.

Um, let's see . . ....

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

:rolleyes: Okay.....the best I could do this early on a Sunday..... ... .

glad Patti got it ..........took me awhile.

yes we must focus on the laughs today

think we on the East coast can use them also with the snow a comming to visit

flourgirl Apprentice

Bah!!! Snoaugh this am! Was so excited about the warm 2 days...and now this. We have daffodils, tulips, hyacinths coming up.....peeking out of the grounds....they want spring as much as I do. Now they will prolly pop back down under their little dirt tiger pigs....not to be seen again till April!

Pah-tay...sorry for your emoshunal roller-coaster ride. You'll get through just fine, your connections will not be broken..just different. Hope you get to have lots of chuckles today.

Not much else to talk about here......maybe later!

Every time someone mentions Yeti.....I get this picture from "Harry and the Hendersons". Was my sons favorite movie when he was little......I've seen it many times (and didn't get tired of it myself). If you've never seen it...you should. Such a cutesy film, and fun!

Jestgar Rising Star

Pouring rain here. Lyle is fussing because he wants me to come back to the bedroom with him. Lefty is fussing because he wants to be on my lap. Max is napping because he got his canned food and there isn't much in life worth asking for beyond a freshly opened can of sea food pate.

jerseyangel Proficient

Snaughing here--it was coming down pretty good earlier, now just flurries.

Jestgar Rising Star
Snaughing here--it was coming down pretty good earlier, now just flurries.

Aaaannnnd, you're gonna miss what part of PA?? :blink:

psawyer Proficient

Brilliant sunshine from a clear blue sky! :)

-10oC with wind from the North at 19 km/h. :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Anyhoo--we just watched the Family Guy episode wif Em's dad!! :D Matt had it on DVD.

I KNEW I didn't imagine it!!! :D

:( I'm sitting here on my computer, Mark's across from me on his doing work, and Matt is playing a game on the Wii.....I just realized that this is the last evening we'll have like this. Mark's leaving for Houston tomorrow and when he gets back everything changes.

I'm having a teary moment :(

Oh sweet PahdT! :( {{{{hugs}}}} :wub:

It's a new chapter in your life, that's fo' sho' :) ........ also the phluidity of SO many posts comes in various forms! (tears?)

Um, let's see . . ....

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

:rolleyes: Okay.....the best I could do this early on a Sunday..... ... .

:lol: Nae bad!

Max is napping because he got his canned food and there isn't much in life worth asking for beyond a freshly opened can of sea food pate.

True dat!!

Danger on the roads of London today!....... me eldest had his phirst driving lesson :o !!!

(I have actually informed him at NO stage will I ever let him drive a car.............. too dangerous!! :lol: )

Also, Just phinshed a hypnotising session :lol:

RE-winding a tad.....I bought a book (on special offer from Amazon) called 'I can make you thin' by Paul McKenna (do you know of him?? he's English but lives in LA - famous hypnotist)..........with it comes a c-d that you have to listen to everyday whilst relaxing.

Everyday I bleedin' fall asleep whilst listening :lol: ....thinking to meselph it's a waste of time......BUT!!......I CAN'T finish me dinner.......and I don't really want to snack! :o:unsure::blink:

WHAT IN HELL???????????

What ELSE does he say in the c-d??? :blink:

That blokes messin' wiv me mind!!!!!!!

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
RE-winding a tad.....I bought a book (on special offer from Amazon) called 'I can make you thin' by Paul McKenna (do you know of him?? he's English but lives in LA - famous hypnotist)..........with it comes a c-d that you have to listen to everyday whilst relaxing.

Everyday I bleedin' fall asleep whilst listening :lol: ....thinking to meselph it's a waste of time......BUT!!......I CAN'T finish me dinner.......and I don't really want to snack! :o:unsure::blink:

WHAT IN HELL???????????

What ELSE does he say in the c-d??? :blink:

That blokes messin' wiv me mind!!!!!!!

Dang! Maybe you go fix yourself a little 'sumpin' while you're asleep...

elye Community Regular

Nikerler! Paul McKenna is quite well-known 'round this house.....Jack and I sat through two of his specials that were on TV a few months ago.

For whatever the reason, The Ripper was immediately fascinated by everything this bloke was saying and doing (and needs to lose NO weight - - being a growing kid, he needs to gain). He was captivated by McKenna's self-hypnosic approaches (picturing worms in the peanut butter), and insisted one night that we all keep our eyes closed throughout our entire dinner. Sure enough, I only ate two-thirds of me plate (likely because I couldn't find half of the food)..... . .. :lol:

So, you're learning hypnotic techniques, Nik. Could be a whole new world opening up fer you . . . ......

Just pay special attention if Mr. McKenna begins to soothingly whisper during his relaxation dialogue, "Now, you are verrrrrrrryyyyy relaxed. ........ . .. ..and now you are beginning to realize how important I am to your weight-loss success. Verrrrrrrry important......You now know that you need not simply this one C/D, but the whole set of twelve. . . ..... .when you rise from your relaxed state, you will be finding your credit card and calling my operators at 1-800-555-2222. . .....

:lol:

Pouring rain here. Lyle is fussing because he wants me to come back to the bedroom with him.

Oh, gawd, dontcha just HATE that?? DH and his constant fussing. . . . . .... :lol:

Brilliant sunshine from a clear blue sky! :)

-10oC with wind from the North at 19 km/h.

I think 'tis exactly the same here. Quite beeeoootiful.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Just pay special attention if Mr. McKenna begins to soothingly whisper during his relaxation dialogue, "Now, you are verrrrrrrryyyyy relaxed. ........ . .. ..and now you are beginning to realize how important I am to your weight-loss success. Verrrrrrrry important......You now know that you need not simply this one C/D, but the whole set of twelve. . . ..... .when you rise from your relaxed state, you will be finding your credit card and calling my operators at 1-800-555-2222. . .....

:lol:

:lol: Gotta watch that out for that!!

...but damn!!...I could fall in love with his voice!!!!! :blink:

, gawd, dontcha just HATE that?? DH and his constant fussing. . . . . .... :lol:

*snoooooort* :lol: x 10!!

HAPPY ST. DAVID'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Welsh thing......WALES???.....what's that all about???

Dunno, but there are usually sheep involved :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
HAPPY ST. DAVID'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Welsh thing......WALES???.....what's that all about???

Dunno, but there are usually sheep involved :unsure:

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flourgirl Apprentice

Be veerrry careful with hypnosis.....there may very well be subliminal messages after all! Yeah, I understand Rippelers fascination with hypnosis! I took a bunch of psychology courses in college. I loved them all and was quite obsessed with finding out what makes people tick....including myself. I played around with self-hypnosis :o and would NeVeR recommend that anyone do that. Could be quite dangerous.....hmmmm...maybe that's what happened.

Wish you luck with it Niknik. Hypnosis works......IF the goal is something that you RealLy want! It fails if the goal is something you are not quite ready for. The good news is that hypnotists canNot make you do something that goes against your conscience. (feeling any urges to cluck like a chicken?)

Y'all stay warm and cozy and snuggly today! :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Here's a funny.

An Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each order a pint of Guinness. By some chance, a little fly lands in each of their drinks. So the Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust and asks for another. The Scotsman simply flicks the fly away and gives the Englishman a look.

The Irishman picks up the fly, holds it over the glass, and yells "Spit it out, you bastard!!!"

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