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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning Sillies

hi Tom good to see you

Amanda, I hear ya on the 'wanting some warm weather'

going to attempt to go to garden club this am.

will let you know if it 'lifts' me mood.

carry on my sillies

Judy


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Anybody else keep reading the "Care Box Ideas" thread title and seeing "Care Bear Ideas" instead???

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin Judith B) Hope you get to that meeting and have a great time!

Amanda--you sound swamped! :( Hope things settle down at work and I especially hope that John gets some answers as to what's been wrong. You're both in me thoughts :)

Pataughmn!!! SO good to see you, but wish things were going better for you, too. There are times when I wish I didn't have to eat at all--ugh :angry:

Lee-saugh--I get the BeFreeForMe's too :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies-

I know you are all skilled in the kitchen--well better than me.

Anyone have a recipe for homemade garlic herb sauce for pasta?? I am hoping to find something so I can make it for me and John,

BTW I am taking this gluten-free cooking class next week. I am excited.

Jestgar Rising Star

Cute commercial

elye Community Regular
Anybody else keep reading the "Care Box Ideas" thread title and seeing "Care Bear Ideas" instead???

Care Bear ideas.. .. . .....hmmm.......how about. . . ....... ...

...... . .. . . incorporating them into a parade??

Gad, can't imagine anything as inane as that. . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Mornin Psillies!!!!!!

Thought for the Day from BeFreeForME.com........

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."

- Doug Larson

American Columnist

:D

Ahhhhh..LUV IT!!! I'd be eating lots more veggies if that was the case...and would actually enjoy them in the process!!! When I was growing up (in a large family), bacon was a real treat. When mom fixed it we got generally 2 pieces of bacon....just not enough!!! When I moved out on my own, I had a real brainstorm....I could buy a pound of bacon and have as much as I wanted. SO....I proceeded to eat the whole dang thing...got really sick on it...and couldn't touch bacon for a loooooonggg time :P . I have, however, overcome this insanity and love bacon again!! In moderation, of course! :lol:


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flourgirl Apprentice

oooohhhh, Tickle Tawm.....you need some tickle therapy....I guess. Wish so much I had some answers for you! Food and eating become a real problem in this house. Telehubby loves to eat, and would love to have meals already planned and fixed for him....which I do a great deal of the time. The problem is that MOST of the time I could not care less IF I ate, much less what and when! Puts a real hamper of the planning part!

Am keeping us all in prayer for healing, for happy positive outlooks, for satisfaction in our daily lives. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Am keeping us all in prayer for healing, for happy positive outlooks, for satisfaction in our daily lives. ;)

mmmm...no thanks. How will I know a day has gone by if it hasn't been crappy and filled with angst?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

so the question is do the care boxes contain marshmallows?

flourgirl Apprentice
mmmm...no thanks. How will I know a day has gone by if it hasn't been crappy and filled with angst?

:lol::lol::D:huh::(

elye Community Regular
so the question is do the care boxes contain marshmallows?

Indeed! And can they be shot from. . . .what was it . . ....now, what were we shooting those marshmallows from whilst aboard our floats? Assault rifles? Pressurized air guns? How soon we forget.. . . . ..

:lol:

Jess the angst-ridden scientist.....whatever will we do with that one? :rolleyes::P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
so the question is do the care boxes contain marshmallows?

A VERY pertinent question indeed, and, if so, are they pink AND white or WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, sorry, sort of fell out of the loop so NO quotes BUt wanted Paddeigh to know I'm still looking for any new immune systems on Ebay! ;)

Phataughmn POOP IN!!! <waiving hand>

Mygawd!!! ..bacon!! :P ............. not even Paul McKenna can rid THAT longing!!!!!!!! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
BUt wanted Paddeigh to know I'm still looking for any new immune systems on Ebay! ;)

I have been so stressed this last hour and this just made me laugh! Can one also purchase dangling members on this Ebay function as well?

I heard someone in the office here mentioned someone have kidney stones and they were talking about the surgical removal and it was a male patient and they used the term shaft.....had me chuckle!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Indeed! And can they be shot from. . . .what was it . . ....now, what were we shooting those marshmallows from whilst aboard our floats? Assault rifles? Pressurized air guns? How soon we forget.. . . . ..

:lol:

I believe the technical term is called a . . . marshmallow shooter . . . :lol::lol: . . . smackl has one.

Some fun science . . . yes, science can be fun . . . the kids did the cornstarch stuff at school today. Not the big vat, just small bags.

jerseyangel Proficient

A related note from me phavorite show--

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elye Community Regular
I believe the technical term is called a . . . marshmallow shooter . . . :lol::lol: . . . smackl has one.

Oh. One can actually purchase a thing that is solely designed for shooting marshmallows?? Man, what I've missed. . . . . . ... ... :lol: When and at what does one shoot marshmallows? (besides at a parade, of course) Stealthfully, at neighboUrs? At the cat? Out in the rain?

I did not know such a thing existed, but I DO know that I should be procuring one for my dad as he sits in his hospital room.....what a terrific thing to behold, my dad blasting marshmallows at old patients passing by with their walkers, or at the uptight nurses who charge in to test his blood. This would motivate him to get up and over to his window.....start firing marshmallows at cars whizzing by, or orderlies out on their break. .. . . . ..

'Tis a fabulous idea for rehabilitation.....gonna check ebay.

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
A related note from me phavorite show--

Open Original Shared Link

I remember that one!! :lol:

COOL B)

Jestgar Rising Star

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Those were SO COOL!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh. One can actually purchase a thing that is solely designed for shooting marshmallows?? Man, what I've missed. . . . . . ... ... :lol: When and at what does one shoot marshmallows? (besides at a parade, of course) Stealthfully, at neighboUrs? At the cat? Out in the rain?

I did not know such a thing existed, but I DO know that I should be procuring one for my dad as he sits in his hospital room.....what a terrific thing to behold, my dad blasting marshmallows at old patients passing by with their walkers, or at the uptight nurses who charge in to test his blood. This would motivate him to get up and over to his window.....start firing marshmallows at cars whizzing by, or orderlies out on their break. .. . . . ..

'Tis a fabulous idea for rehabilitation.....gonna check ebay.

:lol:

Oh no. We need something that shoots cornstarch balls.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh. One can actually purchase a thing that is solely designed for shooting marshmallows?? Man, what I've missed. . . . . . ... ... :lol: When and at what does one shoot marshmallows? (besides at a parade, of course) Stealthfully, at neighboUrs? At the cat? Out in the rain?

I did not know such a thing existed, but I DO know that I should be procuring one for my dad as he sits in his hospital room.....what a terrific thing to behold, my dad blasting marshmallows at old patients passing by with their walkers, or at the uptight nurses who charge in to test his blood. This would motivate him to get up and over to his window.....start firing marshmallows at cars whizzing by, or orderlies out on their break. .. . . . ..

'Tis a fabulous idea for rehabilitation.....gonna check ebay.

:lol:

Here's a few to choose from:

Open Original Shared Link

. . . and ebay's got a few too . . .

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient
BUt wanted Paddeigh to know I'm still looking for any new immune systems on Ebay! ;)

I knew I could count on ya, Nik :D

Oh no. We need something that shoots cornstarch balls.

True dat! Cornstarch is the new marshmallow :lol::huh::lol:

Do I even listen to meselph anymore??? :P:lol:

elye Community Regular
Here's a few to choose from:

Open Original Shared Link

. . . and ebay's got a few too . . .

Open Original Shared Link

OMG.....I cannot believe there has been this HUGE commercial world that I did not even know existed.... :huh::huh: .......this somehow amuses me, in a small, pathetic way. . . .....

Where on earth have I been?

:huh:

:rolleyes:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Reminds of a bus ride. The island bus is small, and we all know each other. One evening this guy gets on the bus with a piece of PVC piping. Another guy looks at the pipe for a few minutes, then says: potato gun?

First guy says: yep.

Second guy thinks for a minute and says: wife outta town?

First guy grins and says: yep.

elye Community Regular
Second guy thinks for a minute and says: wife outta town?

First guy grins and says: yep.

They never grow out of this.. ... ..

:rolleyes:

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