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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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-_- NIte!! <oooh...clean sheet night!! :D >

It's clean sheet night here, too :D

I just saw Jan-it on the board!!!!

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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45 minutes later and Jan-it is still reading! :P

We didn't talk that much!!! :huh: .......in fact.....not much at all! :unsure:

Hi Jan-knit!!!!!!<franticpsillywave>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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45 minutes later and Jan-it is still reading! :P

We didn't talk that much!!! :huh: .......in fact.....not much at all! :unsure:

Hi Jan-knit!!!!!!<franticpsillywave>

Hi Lee-sa!!!!! I'm so happy to see me sillies back!!!! :D:D:D

Been kinda quiet 'round these parts lately......

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Amanda gettin domesticated

Em's dad is home!........anyone else notice we haven't heard from llamallady in some time? <_<

Angus has pseudo balls!

No snaugh here........supposed to reach 70 F tomorrow :D .........then brrrrrrr again! :angry:

Don't know when I'll find out about the dance thingy.......has to be no later than Thurs.........keepin me fingers crossed!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
45 minutes later and Jan-it is still reading! :P

We didn't talk that much!!! :huh: .......in fact.....not much at all! :unsure:

Hi Jan-knit!!!!!!<franticpsillywave>

Well, it was 7 or 8 pages or sumpting . . . and I stopped at one point but already can't remember why :huh::lol:

Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

D'ya think he's trying to teach me to hunt on my own? :huh:

Just had to comment on this . . . I read somewhere (and pardon me Jess for not providing a link :P ) that cats present us with fresh kills because they recognize that we are inferior hunters . . . mayber Lyle was presenting you wif an almost dead rat so you could practice your hunting skills, Jess!!!

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Darn210
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Em . . . very glad to hear your dad is finally out of the hospital.

Patti's in her final week . . . exciting and stressful . . . we're here when you need to procrastinate take a break.

Susie . . . check one (or three) of those frothy orange drinks of yours for yer mojo.

Didn't quote so have already forgotten what I should be commenting on so just a big HELLO and a WAVE to all me sillies!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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. . I read somewhere (and pardon me Jess for not providing a link :P ) that cats present us with fresh kills because they recognize that we are inferior hunters . . .

....so what yer sayin is you don't have any proof that this is fact?..............whoever stated this could be merely giving an opinion with no documentation to back it up....yes? <_<

:snigger:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Susie . . . check one (or three) of those frothy orange drinks of yours for yer mojo.

Orange drinks.......no correlation to Joodeee's orange jugs! :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Welcome back, Jeeah-gnitt! Hope your parents are well!

Orange drinks.......no correlation to Joodeee's orange jugs! :ph34r:

HEY..... . . . ... there's a very fascinating correlation going on, here. .. . ... . ..

Joooodeee's pee-jug was lost.....

Sooooozie's mojo is lost. . . . .....

SOOOOZE! YOUR MOJO IS IN JOOOOODEE'S ORANGE PEE JUG!

:o

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Nikki.......hope you have your silly tomorrow :( we want you smiling honey :) here's one till you find yours

Welcome back Jan--it.

OMH Lisa.............................. :ph34r::lol: should have never even brought it up :lol:

Orange drinks.......no correlation to Joodeee's orange jugs! :ph34r:

susie you need a real good drink.....as do i :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Just had to comment on this . . . I read somewhere (and pardon me Jess for not providing a link :P ) that cats present us with fresh kills because they recognize that we are inferior hunters . . . mayber Lyle was presenting you wif an almost dead rat so you could practice your hunting skills, Jess!!!

....so what yer sayin is you don't have any proof that this is fact?..............whoever stated this could be merely giving an opinion with no documentation to back it up....yes? <_<

I can't even imagine how you'd design the study, so I'll let you off the hook on this one...... :P

Glad you're back!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Welcome back, Jeeah-gnitt! Hope your parents are well!

HEY..... . . . ... there's a very fascinating correlation going on, here. .. . ... . ..

Joooodeee's pee-jug was lost.....

Sooooozie's mojo is lost. . . . .....

SOOOOZE! YOUR MOJO IS IN JOOOOODEE'S ORANGE PEE JUG!

:o

:lol:

EM--what a riot :lol:

Lordy........we were posting at the same time........

maybe That's where Nikki's mojo is too :blink:

I've got another one to fill..........good grief............won't tell you when so the mojo will be kept safe.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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(and pardon me Jess for not providing a link :P )

SOOOOZE! YOUR MOJO IS IN JOOOOODEE'S ORANGE PEE JUG!

A couple well-placed hee's :P

:lol: should have never even brought it up :lol:

:lol: Just like me grocery store debacle....you'll never live it down! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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A couple well-placed hee's :P

:lol: Just like me grocery store debacle....you'll never live it down! :lol:

Gads Patti. Thank heavens you weren't carting a jug of pee around with you that day! :o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gads Patti. Thank heavens you weren't carting a jug of pee around with you that day! :o

Gads is right......the combination could have let loose a barrage the likes of which.....well, I don't even want to think about it :o:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Gads Patti. Thank heavens you weren't carting a jug of pee around with you that day! :o

Mygawd....like me at The National Art Gallery.. . ... . .. . .

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Mygawd....like me at The National Art Gallery.. . ... . .. . .

Manys the time I pictured Em, precariously balancing urine-filled margarine tubs whilst trying to act as if nothing whatsoever was amiss :lol:

Good times :rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Mygawd....like me at The National Art Gallery.. . ... . .. . .

gawd Em, tell me you didn't have to do a collection at the Gallery :blink:

how the hell did you refrig it?

oye, what we do to get tested so we can 'get healthy' :(

we 'pays um the $$'

do what they say

and still................................. are we all better now......hummmmmmmmmmm???

maybe some day

going to call it a day

nite all

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Has anyone ever noticed how a purring cat makes everything better?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Has anyone ever noticed how a purring cat makes everything better?

Now, yer don't need to tell me me that!!.....OR a gentle 'boof' in the face by a whiskered one (not Tel :rolleyes::lol:)

Soozles mojo was in Joodee's wee jug??? :blink: ...now over the van floor??? :blink: .....well I never!!!

Gonna be a tricky one to track down ;)

<why are yer wee jugs orange??>

Patti's 'well placed Hee's' :lol: ...I ♥ them!

GIAN_EET'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

EM!!!...meant to add yesterday how glad I am that your dad is home!!!!!!! :D

GOOD MORNING MY PEEPAL!.......must get dressed, takes ages to LOOK decently regal yer know ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Mornin', all!

Hey! Biggish news....A good friend of mine has a fifteen-year old daughter who would very much like to donate a gift to Jack's classroom - - Victoria.

Her Chilean Rose Tarantula.

:unsure:

B)

So, I went and ran it by The Ripper's teacher yesterday.

Her face: :mellow:

Then: :huh:

The senior elementary teacher was interested, but the hesitation seemed to be over the assumed maintenance involved, as the school already has two chinchillas, two budgies, lots of fish. . .. . ....

SO....I quickly said that my girlfriend had reassured me of the low maintenance required....feeding every couple of weeks, cleaning out vermiculite once a year.. . . ....

They are mulling it over with the principal.

I do so hope that they jump at this opportunity to have such a fascinating creature available for their study.....she does a lot of spinning, stocking the crickets you throw in, dancing around.. . . . ....

Oracle POeter, I assume that you have a working knowledge of tarantula care.. . ....there is much less of it required than with their other creatures, correct?

Going off to read about them . . . . ..

gawd Em, tell me you didn't have to do a collection at the Gallery :blink:

how the hell did you refrig it?

OMG....I would love to say here that it was a piece of performance art, that I was hired to collect my own urine at various locations within the gallery, near various paintings and in front of specific sculptures, as a comment on the insidiousness of expensive, humiliating medical testing. . . . . .... :lol:

But no. I was doing the 24-hour test and was suddenly volunteered to go to the gallery for my kid's field trip. Hadda bring a small container, carry it around, show it to security. . .. . . . . . ..

Has anyone ever noticed how a purring cat makes everything better?

GAD......Phunny you've said this now, Jess.....last night Bryce got up on my bed twice, once at 2:13 and again at 4:21, kneading my chest, machine-gun purring in my face. . .. . . ..

:angry:

:wub:

Um........Bryce is my big male CAT, not me husband. .. . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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GAD......Phunny you've said this now, Jess.....last night Bryce got up on my bed twice, once at 2:13 and again at 4:21, kneading my chest, machine-gun purring in my face. . .. . . ..

:angry:

:wub:

Um........Bryce is my big male CAT, not me husband. .. . ..

:lol::lol: . . . because if he were yer hubby and machine-gun purring in yer face . . . well, that would bring us back to Bev and her introducing us to the term tea-bagging . . . :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning sillies

crazy things here- once again the computer is screwing up....brand new work computer and it is acting up...I was told they think it is a lemon....my luck I tell ya :)

So this is a quick poop-in/phart by if you must!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol::lol: . . . because if he were yer hubby and machine-gun purring in yer face . . . well, that would bring us back to Bev and her introducing us to the term tea-bagging . . . :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: OMG--I almost choked on me pancake!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Her Chilean Rose Tarantula.

OMG....I would love to say here that it was a piece of performance art, that I was hired to collect my own urine at various locations within the gallery, near various paintings and in front of specific sculptures, as a comment on the insidiousness of expensive, humiliating medical testing. . . . . .... :lol:

taranturla......glad i ain't the teacher there :o

performance art..... :lol:

:lol::lol: . . . because if he were yer hubby and machine-gun purring in yer face . . . well, that would bring us back to Bev and her introducing us to the term tea-bagging . . . :lol:

:lol::lol:

to ponder......why do the cats stomp on our chests in the middle of the nite??????????????? :blink:

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