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DingoGirl Enthusiast
HELL YES!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Love shorts actually - frankly the bigger the better :huh:

<this rule applies to many things in life :rolleyes: >

yes, it doz.....

but shorts? what in hell are those? are those what we call BOXERS? does Nik wear boxers, or briefs, or ....what in hell? :huh: Are they the giant GRANNY PANTIES in Bridget Jones?

:lol:

silllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I am soooooooooooo booooooooooored!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mellow:

where IS everyone??

I gots too much time on my hands and not enough money. <_<

No job prospects here. :(

trying to be productive, but have lost my vision for today. :unsure:

But guess what, I get to bring WEEZEE to the mansion in LA, and Peg will have her chef BUY and PREPARE g f food for me.......dear gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd! I'm going, I'm going for sure!!!

:rolleyes:

<not until February, gots a ways to go, ha ha>


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol: :lol:

Geoss and I just replied to same thread, and we both have Man Head in our pics

:lol:

<snortle>

elye Community Regular

GAH! Nik wears big-lady knickers?? :lol:

...And Two Sad Sooooes......... :( This is no good!

THONGS???? been wearing them since high school, before they even existed, when I bunched up me panties and made them INTO a thong. now THAT was uncomfortable....but I DETEST panty lines...and BTW thongs are VERY comfortable, you can't even feel them, actually....

I LOVE panty lines. The more visible, the better. In fact, I think that in the case of jeans, where panty lines are impossible, Levis should come out with a pair that have trompe-l'oeil panty lines on the bum.....just molded/dyed right into the denim......

:lol:

well, I didn't check the link but, ONE lasagna noodle would be called lasagnA (feminine singular)

more than one, as in teh dish itself, should be feminine plural, ending in E - lasagnE.

Why in hell isn't it just spelled LAZANYA?? :rolleyes: Looks nicer, too, like a lady's name.... . .

elye Community Regular
OMG :lol::lol:

Geoss and I just replied to same thread, and we both have Man Head in our pics

<snortle>

Crap! Which thread?? All right everyone, we're pulling ranks and heading over to the new thread, Sam Hill avatars drawn and at the ready! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I LOVE panty lines. The more visible, the better. In fact, I think that in the case of jeans, where panty lines are impossible, Levis should come out with a pair that have trompe-l'oeil panty lines on the bum.....just molded/dyed right into the denim......

:lol:

.

oh dear gawd :lol: :lol: trompe l'oeil panty lines - - and really extreme so as to make the butt appear to be dye-secting from the thigh :lol: :lol:

Lazanya :lol: I think it was one of the most popular baby names this year, in Burundi.

Lazanya Prince Blanket Jackson, the fourth :lol:

Crap! Which thread?? All right everyone, we're pulling ranks and heading over to the new thread, Sam Hill avatars drawn and at the ready! :lol:

it's the thread about making cleansers and cosmetics and such, but you didn't hear that from me. I just saw Padt readin' it also :unsure:

Um.........we *could* hopefully get in trouble for the assult - might look obvious :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wait - there's nuttin in the rules about showin up wif da same Manatar.....

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Gawd, there ain't nothing I can contribute to dat thread...... .. . ..

Actually, the old lady that lived at the corner of my street where I grew up (and the grandmother of a good friend of mine) had the most incredibly young, wrinkle-free face. It was amazing, and actually looked rather strange -- this youthful, smooth face on the body of an eighty-year-old crone.

I remember like yesterday the moment that she told me what she put on her face every morning and night without fail.....

Petroleum jelly.

:o

Crude oil, natural gas and hydrocarbons. That was her secret.

I remember the stuff smelling of gasoline, actually...... .. ....I guess her face did, too.

But no wrinkles!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

speaking of Prince Michael and such, I just wanted you all to know that Jermaine Jackson's son is named......wait for it - -

Jermajesty.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Petroleum jelly.

:o

Crude oil, natural gas and hydrocarbons. That was her secret.

I remember the stuff smelling of gasoline, actually...... .. ....I guess her face did, too.

But no wrinkles!

:unsure:

this works well with Aquaphor - much less stinky and hardly any petroleum jelly. I was using that before Jojoba oil.

But today, during menses, I am broken out like a teenager. :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star

do not favor petroleum products on my body :greenguy:

elye Community Regular

All right, let's all move this entire conversation over to the new skin products thread.....get Sam Hill out there again.

I could mention my maiden-faced crone neighboUr.... . .she's absolutely relevant to the topic, I would say...... :lol:

JERMAJESTY?? :lol::lol::lol: Did not know the Jacksons could be witty.. ..... or perhaps he wasn't trying... . ....!

jerseyangel Proficient
But guess what, I get to bring WEEZEE to the mansion in LA, and Peg will have her chef BUY and PREPARE g f food for me.......dear gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd! I'm going, I'm going for sure!!!

Woohoo!! Now Weez gets to see phirsthand how the other half lives :lol:

Levis should come out with a pair that have trompe-l'oeil panty lines on the bum.....just molded/dyed right into the denim......

:lol: Never though of that.....trompe-l'oeil panty lines B)

it's the thread about making cleansers and cosmetics and such, but you didn't hear that from me. I just saw Padt readin' it also :unsure:

<giggle> Yep--that's a cool thread. I'm going over there to get ideas :P

speaking of Prince Michael and such, I just wanted you all to know that Jermaine Jackson's son is named......wait for it - -

Jermajesty.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *snort* Mark and I heard that the night Jermaine was on Larry King. :lol:

elye Community Regular
do not favor petroleum products on my body :greenguy:

Nope. Stuff that goes in my car.. . .....um, should really not be goin' on my face.

But her skin was unbelievably wrinkle-free, honestly........

Trade-off, I guess. You stink like a gas station, but you look like a twenty year-old.

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
All right, let's all move this entire conversation over to the new skin products thread.....get Sam Hill out there again.

I could mention my maiden-faced crone neighboUr.... . .she's absolutely relevant to the topic, I would say...... :lol:

JERMAJESTY?? Did not know the Jacksons could be witty.. ..... or perhaps he wasn't trying... . ....!

Um.......putting petroleum on yer face is not really relevant to the topic :lol: :lol:

I'm just sayin............

but - if you go to makeupalley.com and look up Aquaphor - there's hundreds of peeps who swear by smearing it on the face at night - really does work - - doesn't stink -

maybe I"ll mention that on the natural products thread :lol: just fer phun :lol:

Yup, Jermajesty - Gail called me at about 10 one night to tell me :lol:

Woohoo!! Now Weez gets to see phirsthand how the other half lives :lol:

I bet her carpets are SOOOOOOOOOOOO clean and new and expensive!!! :lol: Peggles has two dogs - but Weez is MUCH more interested in humans :blink: Though there's a Papillon there - she likes small dogs - can dominate (hope she doesn't hump the poor thing as she does our Westie next-door-neighbor :unsure: )

Trade-off, I guess. You stink like a gas station, but you look like a twenty year-old.

:lol:

:lol: This should be the company's advertising statement!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank gaaaawd!!!!!!!!!..... Tel has phinally gonna sleep!! (he got overly cidered and became most tiresome playing old records and such :lol: ...... but wait.....it's bed time anyway <_< )

*giggle*

I did go there....It'were phunny seeing the 2 manatars but 'serious' posts :lol:

Um.......putting petroleum on yer face is not really relevant to the topic

Do we mean Vaseline??? .... (t'is me lip balm AND eyebrow 'slicker downer' B) ).... A tad too greasy for skin no??

Aquaphor - there's hundreds of peeps who swear by smearing it on the face at night - really does work - - doesn't stink -

Mmmm :unsure: ... what is it???

Is it like Aqueous cream (MY all time phave non-allergic face/any-bloody-where cream :D )

I bet her carpets are SOOOOOOOOOOOO clean and new and expensive!!! :lol: Peggles has two dogs - but Weez is MUCH more interested in humans :blink: Though there's a Papillon there - she likes small dogs - can dominate (hope she doesn't hump the poor thing as she does our Westie next-door-neighbor :unsure: )

'Peggles' (*snoort*) HAS A CHEF?!?!?!

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!..... she really IS weaLTHY!!!!!

<Would she pay for me to fly out??..tag along even though I did nae know any of yooz it sounds like PHUNNN!!!>

Absolutely NO chance Peggles has to get 'lone Dingo Papillony thoughts' whilst shampooing the carpet :lol: ..... maybe the maid has them?? :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank gaaaawd!!!!!!!!!..... Tel has phinally gonna sleep!! (he got overly cidered and became most tiresome playing old records and such :lol: ...... but wait.....it's bed time anyway )

\

:unsure:

Tel is cidered-up and playin' bad music on a Wednesday aft? what in hell's goign on there? :lol::unsure:

Aquaphor - I LOVE this stuff - use it on lips every day - and zits:

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'Peggles' (*snoort*) HAS A CHEF?!?!?!

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!..... she really IS weaLTHY!!!!!

<Would she pay for me to fly out??..tag along even though I did nae know any of yooz it sounds like PHUNNN!!!>

Absolutely NO chance Peggles has to get 'lone Dingo Papillony thoughts' whilst shampooing the carpet :lol: ..... maybe the maid has them??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Peggles NEVER has to be trapped wif her dingo thoughts (while carpet cleaning - tho I suspect she has dingo thoughts of the Idle Rich - whole other subject) - one of her maids may be, however.......GAWD to have a maid........or a chef :lol: one of the two would be quite phantastic :rolleyes:

NIKKELS!!!!!! Yes!! We'll fly you out!! and, I'll just tell Peg, "do you mind if I bring just, oh, say twenty or so of my close friends?" :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol: Knikker's whole post...

BUT:

Do we mean Vaseline??? .... (t'is me lip balm AND eyebrow 'slicker downer' B) ).... A tad too greasy for skin no??

<Would she pay for me to fly out??..tag along even though I did nae know any of yooz it sounds like PHUNNN!!!>

OMG........me, too!!

NIKKELS!!!!!! Yes!! We'll fly you out!! and, I'll just tell Peg, "do you mind if I bring just, oh, say twenty or so of my close friends?" :lol::lol:

YES! PEGGLES CAN PHUND OUR ENTIRE PSILLYVILLE PSUMMIT!!! :lol:

Get workin' on her, Sooooze..... . ...

jerseyangel Proficient
YES! PEGGLES CAN PHUND OUR ENTIRE PSILLYVILLE PSUMMIT!!! :lol:

Now THIS is a capitol idea!! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
YES! PEGGLES CAN PHUND OUR ENTIRE PSILLYVILLE PSUMMIT!!! :lol:

I do say . . . that certainly has potential!!!

curlyfries Contributor
Anyone wear a thong? I do not, but friends have told me to make the transition, as they are apparently very comfortable. Gads....aren't they always way up yer arse?

Ummmm......no..........can't imagine tryin it either..........although, now that I've lost 50-sum pounds, hubby suddenly thinks it's a good idea <_<

.......no....not for him........me! :rolleyes:

.......I know how your psilly brains work! :P

And I do wear granny panties when the pants come up to my waist..........I hate panty lines :angry:

BTW..........DD started wearing thongs a long time ago. Much easier with her OCD.........no panties riding up to drive her crazy............they're already there!

YES! PEGGLES CAN PHUND OUR ENTIRE PSILLYVILLE PSUMMIT!!! :lol:

Get workin' on her, Sooooze..... . ...

POIFECT!!!!

Those lah-te-dah ladies won't know what hit 'em!

Therein is where Pseuzzle's riches lie................her Psilly phriends!

I'd take my psilly friends over a pair of Louboutins any day!

..........now a maid and a chef who cooks gluten free.............hmmmm.......that's a tough call...... :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Those lah-te-dah ladies won't know what hit 'em!

Therein is where Pseuzzle's riches lie................her Psilly phriends!

I'd take my psilly friends over a pair of Louboutins any day!

..........now a maid and a chef who cooks gluten free.............hmmmm.......that's a tough call...... :lol:

Yes, this is a toughie :lol: :lol:

but really, the only thing I'd do with some Louboutins is sell them on ebay, straightaway!!!!!!!!!!

Sillies - - someone has a song stuck in his head - everyone was guessing - and then someone posted this - am scared and awestruck out of my mind :o:huh::blink:

(there is.....um......an e'er so slight Weezel Voice quality to it :lol: )

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Sillies - - someone has a song stuck in his head - everyone was guessing - and then someone posted this - am scared and awestruck out of my mind :o:huh::blink:

(there is.....um......an e'er so slight Weezel Voice quality to it :lol: )

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Please STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Weezely, Alvin & the chipmunks voice :huh:

Leesar's Brian wearing a thong??? :unsure::blink::lol:

elye Community Regular

"Mornin', Peeps!

Well, today I pack for a trip to Toronto. Sunday is my dad's memorial on Wards Island. On the one hand I am really looking forward to seeing all the Island friends, but I must say it is very difficult to be doing this again - - there has not been any real closure since we said goodbye and grieved together at the service here.... . . ..gotta bring it all forth again, with newly grieving folk.

The tree! Well, 'tis been quite an adventure. I've been at the nursery three times (the most fabulous place, with staff that are now good friends of mine)........when I first walked in and explained my situation with the gift certificate, the lovely older lady that I suspect owns the place immediately said, eyes wide, "You're EMILY!" She orchestrated the whole purchase from you guys, and it made news through their local business community. "What an amazing bunch of friends you have there, the "Sillies", and such a beautiful idea for your dad. You MUST meet them!" Tell me about it! :)

So, my mom, sister and I are training it to T.O. There is therefore no safe way to take a tree with us, at least nothing of the size I want. We will therefore wait until we go by car, probably late fall, and this is a better time for most tree-planting anyway.

We want either a weeping crabapple......

http://www.rogerreynoldsnursery.com/newsle...wsletter005.webp

Or a standard globe spruce.....

http://www.donnan.com/images/BlSpruceStand.webp

The spruce is spectacular, different and amusing; and dad loved crabapple trees.

Either will be poifect. :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Em--*sniffle*

The crab tree would give him is opportunity to be crabby, something he never got the chance to do while he was making you all laugh :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Oh Emm.

Morning Sillies- tis rainy today and ugly out but still humid...must tell you of my horrid experience last night. Besides my celiac I have no other known allergies except penicillin which is a anaphylactic one for me....so last night we ate dinner and then I had a peach. I always have fruit after dinner....within 15 minutes my mouth felt itchy, so I was on my way up to brush my teeth. I put my tongue to the roof of my mouth and it felt strange....I looked in the mirror and I had all these welts in my mouth....and then it all swelled and I felt terrible...it was down the back of my throat...John got me benadryl and about 30 minutes later I had a headache and was very tired so I went to bed at 9 but ugh what a night...the only different thing I had was the peach. I had washed it and all...I have eaten peaches many times, recently about 2 weeks ago....

today my mouth still hurts and it feels like the skin is burned......lovely!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Em.... both fantastic trees :wub:

Hope you get through Sunday ok :)

Amanda!!...found Open Original Shared Link

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