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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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Snickers balls? Portabella balls? Grapefruit in wine sauce balls? Come- squat balls?

I am cluless- as if you guys didn't notice.

Edible balls...........

Goodness, Grasios, Sweetballs of fire!

He was another one who had a young girl hiding in plain site.

Ptor, you have to sho me your balzac!

Johns lovely, soon to be Spanish, wife.

Seniorita Expired Magarita

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ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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Me thinks I'm going to Hikup and pass out too. Like a good Spanish Granma and a Bubushka. Thank God I had know children. They may have turned out like me..

Goodnight

My Irish eyes are smilin and always will.

Whats the point of a divers license...just jump in!

Don't breathe

Good buy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

It's the funniest thing. There's this guy on the island that puts up all these tacky looking protest signs that are so cryptic that you can't tell what he's protesting. Well some time over the night somebody went around and put signs up next to his that say things like TAX stupid signs and STOP stupid signs. Ya just never know about these small island people.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Hey guys! Not a whole lot to say this eve. Tired! Crazy busy at work, and more to come. Hope yer all enjoyin' the hollerday weekend. Ranger....I askted you once, but I don't remember if'n you answered. Are you a Ranger? Or perhaps you just range (far and wide...or maybe not so wide), or maybe live on a range (Amana? Kenmore?) Jest curious! :P

So sorry for Maxie Baby. YOu gave him the most wonderousest life a Kit-tay could ask for! I know he's watchin his Mom from the next adventure in his journey.

Mando-lin....hope you gets to the beach, and maybe even manage a safe tan (?)....or just get a chance to love the ocean. We used to love to go to Maine coast. That's one of the things I miss.

Psuess......hope your workin' on your ArT, and not just snoozin all of the time. I'd hate to have to change your nikname to Snoozin Soozin. Whatever's going on wif you....think of it as simply a transition to better things. Hope, after all, is what keeps us going.

I love that Pieter is always here, hiding in plane site. Omniscient Oracle.....always with us even as we don't know it.

More to say...I just forgot it all. Maybe I'll remember later :rolleyes:

Keep it shiny everybody.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
It's the funniest thing. There's this guy on the island that puts up all these tacky looking protest signs that are so cryptic that you can't tell what he's protesting. Well some time over the night somebody went around and put signs up next to his that say things like TAX stupid signs and STOP stupid signs. Ya just never know about these small island people.

love it!

jess sorry to hear about Max (((((hugs)))))

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
It's the funniest thing. There's this guy on the island that puts up all these tacky looking protest signs that are so cryptic that you can't tell what he's protesting. Well some time over the night somebody went around and put signs up next to his that say things like TAX stupid signs and STOP stupid signs. Ya just never know about these small island people.

Mygawd......just imagine! What kind of hooligans would partake in such scandalous behaviour?? :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Ptor, you have to sho me your balzac!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It's the funniest thing. There's this guy on the island that puts up all these tacky looking protest signs that are so cryptic that you can't tell what he's protesting. Well some time over the night somebody went around and put signs up next to his that say things like TAX stupid signs and STOP stupid signs. Ya just never know about these small island people.

:lol::lol::lol: Hooligans indeed!! Well done--I would have paid money to see youse all last night :lol:

Viewing PeOter's balls never gets old :rolleyes:

Sooz--I hope the cloud lifts soon :( Thinking about you ;)

<yawn> I'm exhausted--could not sleep last night fer the life of me. I was on here at like 2AM--pinning posts and looking fer someone to gooph around wif--I guess youse were all asleep......except, of course, Jess :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Peoter those are some yummy looking balls!

So we have another guest at the Hotel Schilling- I come out on the back porch to night to see John and find this tiny cat out there sitting..John didnt even see him. He is so skinny that we fed him- he is skin and bones and kept meowing and so we fed him. He was then purring and we thought he would go on about his way...nope he continued to lay on our porch and just wanted attention.

So tonight we came home from the store and he wasn't out there on the porch...all of a sudden I see little ears peeking up over my little wall in the back yard. Next I know he is on the porch. So we fed him and gave him fresh water. John cooked dinner and the cat was with him the whole time and I came out to water my tomatoes and he followed me around.

We can't bring him into the house but we are going to keep care of him. He is orange and white striped with orange eyes. He just wont leave my home now....if he is still around in a few weeks we are going to take him to a group who keeps animals for adoptions who might be killed at shelters. He is a cutie someone is sure to want him. :)

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted
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Petra- You have a problem. You have way two many balls. Most men I know have 3-5, you have 35! Not only unhealthy, but also a sexal turn off. What woman wants to see 35 balls danglin down there? You must get them surgically removed post-haste. Or, you could give them to Amanda and she could feed them to her new phurry phriend.

Susan Pooper

Doctor of incendiary Devices and Voodic Incantations

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yes, having 35 balls would certainly add to one's bulk.

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

On the questione on my Rangerdom...It just shows my complete lack of imagination.

Am I a pheerles phorest ranger phyting phires? No

Am I like a phree-range chicken, gruntin around taking what I want, where I want, with whom I want? No

Do I have a 6 ovctavious singing ranger? No

Do I live phree and home on the range? No

Is it because ranger rhymes with stranger? No

Is it because I drive a ford ranger? Yes. Told you it was stupid!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Is it because I drive a ford ranger? Yes. Told you it was stupid!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
:lol: :lol: :lol:

yes, having 35 balls would certainly add to one's bulk.

Def too much bulk for a speedo or bannana hammock as we call them.....Instead of refering to our bras as over the should boulder houlders we must get Peoter a between the legs ball hauler..... And they say Dr Seuss is just for kids? I can write us some adult Suess books

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Do I live phree and home on the range? No

A couple years ago, Mark was out in South Dakota and while driving out in the middle of nowhere be saw an old stove by the side of the road wif the oven open and a sigh that read--"open range" :lol: He is still kicking himself for not stopping and taking a picture.

we must get Peoter a between the legs ball hauler.....

You said a mouthful Amanda :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Petra- You have a problem. You have way two many balls. Most men I know have 3-5, you have 35! Not only unhealthy, but also a sexal turn off. What woman wants to see 35 balls danglin down there? You must get them surgically removed post-haste. Or, you could give them to Amanda and she could feed them to her new phurry phriend.

:rolleyes: Surgery? Just imagine how much work my vasectomy involved. :unsure:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yes, having 35 balls would certainly add to one's bulk.

:lol:

Def too much bulk for a speedo or bannana hammock as we call them.....Instead of refering to our bras as over the should boulder houlders we must get Peoter a between the legs ball hauler..... And they say Dr Seuss is just for kids? I can write us some adult Suess books

A ball hauler? :blink:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
You have way two many balls. Most men I know have 3-5, you have 35!

:lol: Um. . ........Sewzihnn....where do these men that you know reside? That is a helluva lot of testosterone generating and flowing through those bodies. Just wanna know what state to be keeping clear of. . . . ..

Susan Pooper

Doctor of incendiary Devices and Voodic Incantations

:lol::lol: Where has this Psilly been the last 2,000 pages??

Is it because I drive a ford ranger? Yes. Told you it was stupid!

Love this....it's as good a reason as any. Methinks I should change my username to my vehicle, Hyundai Sonata. It sounds terribly exotic and lovely. Maybe I would start a trend, and there will suddenly be babies born across North America, boys AND girls, named Hyundai and Sonata.

Good thing my car isn't a Saab. This would just be too........gloomy.

How about Pontiac? Volkswagon? Volksie fer short.. . .. ..

:rolleyes:

.....Instead of refering to our bras as over the should boulder houlders we must get Peoter a between the legs ball hauler..... And they say Dr Seuss is just for kids? I can write us some adult Suess books

And I can illustrate them. Adult Dr. Seuss Books.... . .....Sexy Sneetches, Horton Fertilizes Her Egg, Yertle the Turtle Took off my Girdle!, The Cat in the Hat and Nothing Else, And To Think That They Did it on Mulberry Street.... . . ....Gah, somebody stop me..... .. . .

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
:And I can illustrate them. Adult Dr. Seuss Books.... . .....Sexy Sneetches, Horton Fertilizes Her Egg, Yertle the Turtle Took off my Girdle!, The Cat in the Hat and Nothing Else, And To Think That They Did it on Mulberry Street.... . . ....Gah, somebody stop me..... .. . .

:lol:

Love the new Av Em, how are the rippers teeth? Is he feeling better?

Some more titles

East or West- the pull-out method is best

Things are never borish when you are a little whorish

A loud fart is a form of Art

and the list goes on

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Horton Hears a Whore! :ph34r:

:D:lol::D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Horton Hears a Whore! :ph34r:

:D:lol::D

LOL love it!

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

How the hell can Horton hear me from so far away?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
How the hell can Horton hear me from so far away?

<snort>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Ranger you crack me up!

We are Pharkin Phunny this morning!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
How the hell can Horton hear me from so far away?

Hey, remember how great Horton's ears are - -he heard them li'l Whos on that speck of dust. :rolleyes:

The Ripper's teef are okay now......but the first couple of days were brutal. I think the braces make him look older, which pleases him. He wishes that they could make him taller. I said that he would need braces around his neck fer that, stretching it bit by bit each week... . . . . :lol:

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

I am so not afraid of testoterone. They say turkey is high in it, and some people buy supplements of it to help them sleep. I, myself, keep a bottle of it next to my bottle of wodka, and have been known to take a nip of it from time to time. All right. All the time.

So, men, throw your balls my way -I'll saute them with a little garlic and fresh basil and sleep like a baby.

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