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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Welllllll....okay! That little temper tantrum felt good; wouldn't it be nice to be a little kid again and lie on the floor and kick and scream and behave outrageously, AND getawaywivit!!! Of course some I know do that all the time, the outrageous behavior, that is...

But really, sometimes isn't it a bit much to always live within the constraints of societal rules and customs and not J U S T B R E A K O U T!!!!! Just go freakin' bananas in the most public place you can find?? Felt like doing it in the mall yesterday, but the noise was so horrendous no one would even have heard me :huh: School had just let out and you could hear the ruckus from the food court echoing throughout the place. I must be going psychotic cos I had to getouttathere. So I climbed into my little pod and drove quietly home through the peaceful countryside, through blossoms and daffodils and past baby lambs and I (think) I was sane again by the time I got home.


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flourgirl Apprentice
:) :) :) :)

Even I liked it, and I don't watch any TV.

Nice to know that I'm not the only weirdo who does not care for TV

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"Grab and Go" took on a whole new meaning, there :P

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Same here!!!!! I looove having the house to meself! If men are left alone, they have to fend for themselves. If women are left alone, they only need to worry about themselves! :rolleyes:

Hear Here!!!!! :lol:B)

Shroomie- Me psilly is hiding too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back......there's enough psilly for ALL of us!!!!!!

When your psilly is tired, I shall carry it!

Memememmemmeemememeeeeeee......

( to the tune of Bridge over Troubledd Wadder"

When your Psillee-eeees

Pheeling Small

When tears are bursting through

I'll damn them all......halllllllll

I'm on your side....Ohhhhh

When you knead a frend

And Pain has turned you num

When your psilly is tired and brok-ed

I will spare you sum

Tha's all. :)

Welllllll....okay! That little temper tantrum felt good; wouldn't it be nice to be a little kid again and lie on the floor and kick and scream and behave outrageously, AND getawaywivit!!! Of course some I know do that all the time, the outrageous behavior, that is...

But really, sometimes isn't it a bit much to always live within the constraints of societal rules and customs and not J U S T B R E A K O U T!!!!! Just go freakin' bananas in the most public place you can find?? Felt like doing it in the mall yesterday, but the noise was so horrendous no one would even have heard me :huh: School had just let out and you could hear the ruckus from the food court echoing throughout the place. I must be going psychotic cos I had to getouttathere. So I climbed into my little pod and drove quietly home through the peaceful countryside, through blossoms and daffodils and past baby lambs and I (think) I was sane again by the time I got home.

Man! Another dislike of mine. Malls!!!!! My son used to love to window shop....I hate shopping, Malls in particular. Poor kid...do depraved....Momma would not take him to the mall, except for perhaps once a year....and then only 'till I could not stand it any more....usually before the first hour was up! <_<

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Scoosie, you's can have some of my psilly. I's goin a bed and won't need it fer a while, see, you can has some Royal Silly!!!! Kinda like royal jelly but less sticky....

Jestgar Rising Star

Temper tantrums and pity parties are always a welcome diversion. Now, like the lady said, go out and knead a friend.

My first weekend without signs :unsure: :unsure:

I feel bereft.

I want to do burma shave type things...

Jestgar Rising Star

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Jestgar Rising Star

Loads

of

llamas

Jestgar Rising Star

At least

one

ass

Darn210 Enthusiast

At least

one

ass

Who you callin' an ass, Jess??

Jestgar Rising Star

the guy that puts up the anti-school bond signs.

flourgirl Apprentice

Jgest! I think the Burma shave signs are a great idea! You knead to do this! Of course.....you have to post pics of them afterward! :lol::lol:

ranger Enthusiast
Hear Here!!!!! :lol:B)

Memememmemmeemememeeeeeee......

( to the tune of Bridge over Troubledd Wadder"

When your Psillee-eeees

Pheeling Small

When tears are bursting through

I'll damn them all......halllllllll

I'm on your side....Ohhhhh

When you knead a frend

And Pain has turned you num

When your psilly is tired and brok-ed

I will spare you sum

Tha's all. :)

Man! Another dislike of mine. Malls!!!!! My son used to love to window shop....I hate shopping, Malls in particular. Poor kid...do depraved....Momma would not take him to the mall, except for perhaps once a year....and then only 'till I could not stand it any more....usually before the first hour was up! <_<

Thank you for a truly inspired rendition of one of my favorite songs!

ranger Enthusiast

I think I know what's wrong! At 5:17 last Tues., the Vernal Equinox occurred, setting off a round of Seasonal Affective Depression Disorder. It might take me a little bit to adjust. I'm going to go and remove my head, pluck out that lil cilli center, give it a squirt of WD-40, sceeroo me head back on, and I should be fine! :(

Started to watch Fast Forward last night to catch a glimpe of Petr'a Brotter.r This time, got it! Ended up watching the whole thing again. Whattz up with the Roo? Very fine Rushin ritin'.

Sleezen B)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

watched again to try to find Peters brother

was it right after the wife got the call and guy on a cell phone passed behind her left to right?

psawyer Proficient

That's it! The guy in the blue shirt talking on the phone.

Jestgar Rising Star

cute guy- no hair

ranger Enthusiast
watched again to try to find Peters brother

was it right after the wife got the call and guy on a cell phone passed behind her left to right?

Ya- but quiet about that. Shiiiit! I got the info from a Secrest Society I belong to

that adores AI and FF. know one no's about it. It started when I was just 17. You know what I mean! (And the way I looked was way beyond compare. And, I still look way beyond compare, but in a dif way!) :ph34r::rolleyes: I was going to dances at the Masonic temple every Fried night. There whew cymbols everywhere- on the walls, the ceelings, the floior, and, mostly, in the girls bathroom. There were drums and quitar players. The only thing in cumin? Nun of them could eat wheat, and all of ther grandfather's were 13th degree Masons. They had the best chimneys and fireplaces in town!

I has almost given up on gettin cyborgs, when John came home and asked if we could have em here. Of course I told him know- Em has her own house and family. Then, he asked me if Jestgarden would move here with her cyvegs, and I said no, she has a good life where she is.

( might a lied about that). Then, he really pissed me O. Asked me if we could get a PIG!

I ALREDDY HAVE A PIG! AND IT IS ME! (Wellness, I meant him.)

I love John, as we all love our husbands, but, God, he irritates me! :angry: If he left, I'd survive. If I left, he would be go fast forward.

Enough

I will return as an Irish woman (whitch :P I am).

jerseyangel Proficient
That's it! The guy in the blue shirt talking on the phone.

cute guy- no hair

Was at the library today wif Mark and checked out a Robert Sawyer book called "Rollback"--looks really good. I used to love to read science fiction books and kinda got out of it. Me aunt would get them from her book club and pass them on to me. Looking forward to getting into it again :D

Went to PF Changs fer dinner--so phull :P I love those guys--they treat us like royalty every time we go there :rolleyes:

Judith--you phound Rob!! :D I loved all the little "nods" in the show ;) Can't say more till Nik sees it on Monday. B)

Jestgar Rising Star

spent all day painting the sunroom (outside). I had no idea how exhausting it would be. Gonna do the second coat tomorrow ( :ph34r: or some facsimile there of...).

jerseyangel Proficient
spent all day painting the sunroom (outside). I had no idea how exhausting it would be. Gonna do the second coat tomorrow ( :ph34r: or some facsimile there of...).

Painting....exhausting but gratifying :D I'll bet it looks so nice.

I'm folding a load of sheets that were in the dryer--it was really great to not have to cook/clean up dinner tonight. :)

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I love that the name of the store was " Grab and Go Espresso" :lol::lol::lol:

That's it! The guy in the blue shirt talking on the phone.

Peetah, that show was AMAZING!!! I'm totally hooked!

Getting a friggin cold, going to try to sweat it out once I get my little buggers off to bed, they've been fighting ALLLLLLL day long! Calgon, take me away!!!! Actually, my new Dan Brown book and an epsom salt bath sounds better than the treadmill..... <_<

Hope you all had a great day ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Actually, my new Dan Brown book and an epsom salt bath sounds better than the treadmill..... <_<

If yer comin' down wif something, this sounds like a much better idea ;):D

Pheel better!

Seems like everywhere we went today, so many people were coughing or sneezing.....tis the season, I guess..... :(

Think I'll go wash me hands again :P

psawyer Proficient

Some of you had trouble spotting the cameo. I posted a link on FB, but not all of you are on there, so here are a couple of images from the scene.

RobCameo2.webp

RobCameo1.webp

The guy in the background without hair is my brother. I'm almost six years older, and I still have hair. B)

jerseyangel Proficient

The last phew days I've been craving homemade chicken soup. Tomorrow, I'm gonna get a chicken and throw it in a pot wif veggies and let 'er rip :P

WIH is everybody???? :unsure:

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