The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

Congrats Leesuh!!!

So do you plan on going by Grandma, Nana, Granny???? . . . This sounds familiar. Did we already discuss this??

Luv yore stork, Bev!

[Oscar]

Watch out pholks, sumbuddy just made her 17.000th post.

[elye]

Watch out pholks, sumbuddy just made her 17.000th post.

Uh, oh. . . . . .. . .... . . .Patteigh, the Posting Queen of C.com.... . .....you must be the leader!

And someone's about to do a BIIIIG flipover - - 4,000. . . . . . . . ... .. . .. . .

[nikki-uk]

...Guys!!...so far behind but had to poop in after reading the news on FB

CONGRATULATIONS LEESAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A NEW life!!!!....wondrous, things are on the up now Leese!

How's Mum holding up??

_{*cough*....8POUND 7?!?!?!}

OMG, I AM bloody tearful AGAIN

I think I've got that mentalpause or summat ..... no really!!.....serious now - what's the symptoms??....'cos I'm waking up in the night drenched in sweat - and well, I'm a moody cow at the best of times

Everythink else, NEW KING POETE!!, flip over posts and willies!!!!!!!!!!!!.............. all is normal wiv me psills

_{*contented sigh*}

PadT moving in today??

Oh, help me!!!!....kids off school for a week

[jerseyangel]

Watch out pholks, sumbuddy just made her 17.000th post.

My gawd Can I gab or what??

Who's approaching 4000? I never notice this stuff--didn't even realize I was at so high a number or when the page phlipped this time. Must be too busy gabbing

[jerseyangel]

OMG, I AM bloody tearful AGAIN

I think I've got that mentalpause or summat ..... no really!!.....serious now - what's the symptoms??....'cos I'm waking up in the night drenched in sweat - and well, I'm a moody cow at the best of times

I hate to say it Nik, but night sweats are a pretty good indicator. I never really had daytime hot phlashes until the last year but I had night sweats for several years. Pain in the wazoo, too, since they interrupt your sleep

PadT moving in today??

Tomorrow--doing a lot of last-minute packing and laundry today. Which reminds me--I won't be around much the next day or so since I'll lose me internet connection after midnight tonight. Comcast is supposed to be out at the house tomorrow late afternoon, so hopefully we'll be back on-line tomorrow night barring any complications.....

Wow Nik--the kids have a school vacation already?

[flourgirl]

Kong-grats KurlyNana!! What DO you plan to go by? Welcome midwee Alexis! Can't wait for the pix!

Hang in there Nik a nik! Mentalpaws need not be too terrible (for some it is....for me 'twas not so bad, it just seemed to take a loooonnnngg time.) I didn't mind the hot phlashes so much...was kinda nice to be warm . Hopefully not too bad for you either.

BTW.....how are you pheelin' with your "flu-like" thing? Better, I hope.

Phorgot earlier to say.......Hail Yes!!! Too the noooo Kang Orakul Peeedar!!! May you rain wisely!

Peaches had a bath today! She likes when *I* take a bath and she can play in the water (somewhat). Did not care for being drenched totally, and shampooed, and drenched yet again. Oh torture upon torture!!! BUT...she forgave me fairly quickly.

[Mtndog]

Uh, oh. . . . . .. . .... . . .Patteigh, the Posting Queen of C.com.... . .....you must be the leader!

And someone's about to do a BIIIIG flipover - - 4,000. . . . . . . . ... .. . .. . .

Holy GAWD paddeigh- that is amazing!

Gianknit- BEWARE!

Nickers- I'm sorry about yer mentalpause. Hmm.....maybe I've got that too. Having your kids home for a week would give anyone mentalpause!!!!!!!!!!!

One of me neighbors just got a wee 9 week old black lab pup named Sierra. She's so cute I want to kiss her wittle wet nose. Angus goes mad whenever he sees her! :wub:

[jerseyangel]

Angus goes mad whenever he sees her!

Angus

Yer closin' in on 5000 yerselph, Miz Bevel

[curlyfries]

Hang in there Nik a nik! Mentalpaws need not be too terrible (for some it is....for me 'twas not so bad, it just seemed to take a loooonnnngg time.) I didn't mind the hot phlashes so much...was kinda nice to be warm . Hopefully not too bad for you either.

Mine was was an easy go, also. I had a brief 'don't mess with me' phase, and something like hot warm flashes at night for a short while. I am normally quite cold, so this was not altogether a bad thing

What will I be called?

Hmmmm.....well, granny is out! Other than that.....we'll see what evolves.

[elye]

Pahteeee....tomorrow's yer big day!! I didn't realize that you would be all finally moved, like, NOW. Seems like a long project......but I cannot believe that the house is built, yer furniture will all be in, and you and Mark will be crossing the threshold tomorrow.. . . . . .so phab!!

Leeeesargh.. . . . . ..I like "Nan".

[nikki-uk]

Wow Nik--the kids have a school vacation already?

I know!!!... how ridiculous!!!!

.... but the upside - DC got to bring home his notebook/laptop he uses at school

(Umm, guess who's sitting in bed using it?!!! but alas,it blocks FB.....spoiling me phun )

BTW.....how are you pheelin' with your "flu-like" thing? Better, I hope.

Much better thanks T!.......it's good to be back!!!!....._{< although the house descended into an unholy mess >}

Peaches had a bath today! She likes when *I* take a bath and she can play in the water (somewhat). Did not care for being drenched totally, and shampooed, and drenched yet again. Oh torture upon torture!!! BUT...she forgave me fairly quickly.

OHHHHhhhh so sweet!!!!

.......and wait .....Bevel's got puppy!!!!!

Where's Jess???

Dear gaaaawd!!...... please tell me she doesn't HAVE TO DO WORK IN HAWAII?!?!...... this is most unacceptable!!

*Bah humbug alert*

You would NOT believe the amount of ads commercials with insidious _christmas jingles in 'em. No words, just the tune - making you hum along UNTIL you realise just WIH you ARE singing !!

Yours,

Dried up,old shrivelled prune x

[jerseyangel]

I'm pretty sure today is a busy one fer Jess at her conference--I remember her mentioning Friday..... In paradise

M-m-m.....what will Lee-sa's grandma name end up being???

Peaches takin a bath--so dern cute Kitties look so scrawny when they're soaking wet--our cat, Penny, was all fur and she looked like a frog when she was wet

Ok peeps--off to the house to get things ready for tomorrow. If I still have a connection, I'll pop back later tonight--if not I'll see ya'll soon. Love ya's

[elye]

Much better thanks T!.......it's good to be back!!!!....._{< although the house descended into an unholy mess >}

Nik!! The BIG matter at hand: You MUST have lost weight! Gads, mehates the incredible, dramatic post-phloo weight loss -- I drink two glasses of water, and it's all back on.. . . . . . . . ......

Ok peeps--off to the house to get things ready for tomorrow. If I still have a connection, I'll pop back later tonight--if not I'll see ya'll soon. Love ya's

Have a wonderful night in your new home, Pahteeeigh! A new adventure for you two.. . . . . . ..!

[jerseyangel]

Thanks Em--I'm back since I still have me internet connection

Going to bed soon, though.....last night here

[Jestgar]

What will I be called?

Hmmmm.....well, granny is out! Other than that.....we'll see what evolves.

HHOOOOORRRAAHHHH on the wee babe!!!

My friend's mom wanted to be called grandma Polly, but the wee one couldn't pronounce that so the woman became, and remains, Gran Pocky. To everyone. And the wee one just left for college.

Fab day. Have to go out for the obligatory night out with the lab folks. Not our lab, since that's just me here, but one of the genome labs that we do a lot of work with. Could be fun.....but probably not

[DingoGirl]

PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

and

:lol:

I have about.................500 quotes

...of mirth and merriment from me sills, and there were JUST TOO MANY FAB THINGS TO QUOTE, so I had to erase them all, or woulda been here ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

but SOOOOOOO much upon which to comment to say sh!t aboot!!!

all a y'alls is TOO PHUNNY!!!

and we have a new GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and a new WEE <BIG!!!> PSILLIE WELCOME ALEXIS!!!!!!!!! ya took yer sweet time......but was early, from what I understand??? (worlds colliding - facebook )

GAMMA LEESARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and a clean Peaches < I LOVE her - - she's not a cuddler? she will be ♥ Baby Kitteh is SUUUUUUUUUUCH an amazing cuddler - when he PHEELS like it

and a NEW PSILLY PSUMMIT TEXASS HOME!!!!!!! (pads, are you still HERE???)

and a tired Brit Sillie, with too many boys and chores, hijacking that DC's laptop

and some gnuts in the midwest, and Canada, and New Zealand, wiv hot flashes (GADZOOKS, I am MOVING to the NORTH when that happens ) or NOT......

and.....

one psillie in Hawaii who's doing............HOMEWORK????????????? WHOT?????

and Bevel of the Corn Wiv wee pup Sierra as a girlfriend for Angus!!!!!!!!! ♥

and Emmel's wackl JACK of PHACTS, who goes out with Cougars

and Poete's Royal Sceptre-ism

and

and

and....

what have I forgotten?????

Love you wackl Sills!!!!!!!!!!!

am just chortling with glee here over all recent events, phlipovers, posts, and gnuttiness!!!

must head to bed...........

LOVE MY SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

am just chortling with glee here over all recent events, phlipovers, posts, and gnuttiness!!!

Most egg-selent recap, Sooz!!

Boy, when you think about it, we Sillies are a pretty active bunch

[DingoGirl]

.....annnnnnnnnnnnnd

friends (The Others) are commenting phrequently on my excessive use of

CAPITAL LETTERS

and

EXCLAMATION POINTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

what can I say...........'tis the way to DO things RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and there's PADS!!!!!!!!!! still hooked up???? WHOT is going on??? is TOMORROW moving day, or today? I don't even know.......

Boss is worried about me.......this week I forgot my:

cell phone - twice

glasses - twice <VERY challenging - everyone had to read things to me, and I had to enlarge the font to size 24 just to READ things boss sent me>

purse - once

things to take to post office - once

dog - never

stack of pamphlets - once

own name - 500 times

is this mentalpause? or Dingo Brain? or are they one and the same??????????

*snortle*

[DingoGirl]

Most egg-selent recap, Sooz!!

Boy, when you think about it, we Sillies are a pretty active bunch

we IZ INDEED!!! and quite particularly WACKL lately!!

Where is Judith??? is she packing still? when is moving day?

and

IS SHE COMING THRU FREZNO?????????????????

I need to know as must shampoo carpets before their arrival........... or they must NEVER look down........

g'night, Sills!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Dingo Brain I seem to be suffering from a bit of that too

Tomorrow is move in day, Suz. Truck should be here somewhere around 8AM. Somehow, we've had Comcast as our internet/phone/cable providor in 3 states now (they're everywhere....)They've been known to disconnect us anywhere from a few hours to almost a week earlier than what I requested so I'm kind of surprised that we still have the internet and that the TV works.

[jerseyangel]

Where is Judith??? is she packing still? when is moving day?

Judith is hard at work packing and getting ready fer the big move west. That happens toward the end of next week. Don't know if they're going to be anywhere near Phresno--it would be great if youse two could meet, though

I'm pserious about a Tez-ass Summit--we need to phigure out sumphin! I'd just love to meet me sills phace to phace someday

I think I'm off to bed too--kinda keyed up though.....

[DingoGirl]

Dingo Brain I seem to be suffering from a bit of that too

Tomorrow is move in day, Suz. Truck should be here somewhere around 8AM. Somehow, we've had Comcast as our internet/phone/cable providor in 3 states now (they're everywhere....)They've been known to disconnect us anywhere from a few hours to almost a week earlier than what I requested so I'm kind of surprised that we still have the internet and that the TV works.

Dingo Brain appears to be going AROUND, Pads

EIGHT AM??? and yer STILL UP??? I can see that you'd be a bit wound up over that.....is it TWO or THREE hours ahead in TexAss? PADZZZ - either way, drink one a'them phancy teas you gots there and GET SOME SLEEP!!!!

I think I'm off to bed too--kinda keyed up though.....

me too! though 'tis only 9:30 here -

an old and very dear HS girlfriend found me on the 'book and called tonight (I saw her five years ago, we have left messages but never actually TALKED on phone - so fab - we are going out next Wed. night - she's back in town, I am outta my wee dingo mind!!

Comcast followning our Pads everywhere

Hope you are hooked up tomorrow night, Padt!!

and

STAY ALIVE, no matter WHOT HAPPENS, WE WILL PHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'night, Sills!

[elye]

Good Morning, Psills!

Psoooozle is truly back!

Wait.....wait..... . .. .....must put the soooze feel into all this.....

♥ ♥ PSOOOOOZLE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥

And Patteeigh is in for a busy day. Comcast! Gird thyselves and summon a couple of big-thumbed men over to that new home STAT!

Wonder how wee Alexis is doing today? Nursing has probably begun in earnest... . ...what a life - -eating, sleeping, looking around, spitting up, pooping.. .. .....

The life in mom's retirement home.

[nikki-uk]

GOOD MORNING on this wet, drizzly but mild day oh scilly ones!!!!!

Nik!! The BIG matter at hand: You MUST have lost weight! Gads, mehates the incredible, dramatic post-phloo weight loss -- I drink two glasses of water, and it's all back on.. . . . . . . . ......

Em! ...if only I had the strength to stand up at the time I'd have tried those size 6 jeans on stashed away for a slimmer day!!

...but dammit!!!....2 glasses of water later and I was 2 STONE heavier

.... am now in the 'got me appetite back and must eat everything uncontrollably mode'

Serious Svenning shall be done this weekend

Have a wonderful night in your new home, Pahteeeigh! A new adventure for you two.. . . . . . ..!

Our Pads

Safely ensconced in her new home BUT in the abyss

Yes, as Soozle said.......Just stay alive!...we WILL find you!

♥ ♥ PSOOOOOZLE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥

Feels good don't it????

Further reports on 'Wee Al₂' are needed!!!!!!!!!!

Been mulling this over... (the whole Grandparent thing)...... maybe I'd like one of those one day ( said Tel!) ...'cos you get to give 'em back....just good bits ....yeah???

WIH?...dingo brain/mentalpause MAKING me say crazee things AND lose Tel in TK Maxx (had to ring him to find him...lost him at the bras )

I've gotta go back to my doc next week (for blood test results)...maybe I'll mention me night sweats.....can they tell if your 'in' the menopause by bloods..anyone know???