The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

Sounds like a late night Mexican snack--just pop 'em in the microwave and in 60 seconds you have--ta da!! Mini Whore-ish Tescos!! Serve 'em up wearing high heels and an apron

. . . . and nuttin' else. . ........si, senora.. .. ......!!

You know, I just luurve the way we can put a psilly slant EVEN on (sexy! ) Tescos

You know, their profits are indeed sexy

[jerseyangel]

You know, I just luurve the way we can put a psilly slant EVEN on (sexy! ) Tescos

I hope they come to Texas next--would love to check it out!

[elye]

I hope they come to Texas next--would love to check it out!

Hey! No phair that Tesco's is coming to the US before it hits Canada - - after all, WE are part of the British Commonwealth an' everythin'. . . . ....

.... . . ......Lotta good THAT does us... . . . . ... ......

[psawyer]

FlashForward Episode 6 is just starting.

[jerseyangel]

FlashForward Episode 6 is just starting.

We're watching right now--at 7:27 central time, the little autistic kid gave his address as such and such Sawyer Ct.!!! Wonder where they got that name from

I don't think that gives anything away......

[celiac-mommy]

Every day I witness the difference between my 8 year old girl and my 4 year old boy. Today has been interesting.

I had taught him a while ago to say "Hey Ladies, How you doin?" to my girlfriends. My sister comes to visit and I say, "Max, what do you say to the ladies?" He says, "Hey Ladies, Welcome to my pants!"

---Someone still needs to come pick my jaw up off the floor

In the car on the way to the video store this afternoon--Max says, "Mommy, can I get the next Star Wars movie?" I say, "sure," He says, "Ahhhh snap!!"

--WTF?

I give him 1/2 of a caramel apple after dinner and tell him to be careful, the caramel is sticky. He says, "Don't worry, I've only lost 1 tooth so far"

Madeleine, on the other hand comes in from school and says, "Mom, I asked my teacher if she could give me some extra homework tonight, I was really in the mood to do some fractions."

Our dentist is offering 1$ per pound for Halloween candy next week and it's all going to be sent to Iraq and Afganistan to the troops as well as any letters or card the kids wanted to write. I told Madeleine about it this morning, and a bit later she gave me this card she wrote--exactly how it was written:

"Dear Soldir,

Thank you for fiting in the war to keep us safe. I hope this candy warms your hart just like it warms my hart giving it to you. Please write back, and show this card to others.

Your friend,

Madeleine"

<proud tears>

I asked Max if he was going to be like Madeleine when he was older, doing extra homework and writing nice letters. He said, "Nope, I'm gonna do nothin!"

There is NEVER a dull moments with these beh-beh's of mine

[DingoGirl]

Uh-oh, I think I just did sumphin bad.......................but man did it feel GOOD!!!!

what you wrote was outstanding. I'm actually starting to wonder if he just wants to yank our chains and see how worked up he can get us?

Cuz.......it ....had.......to set.....on an......empty bottle?

perplexing, ain't it?

a BEBEH!!!! you gots one!! yay!!!! They're living wiv youse, right? Marvelous! (I think?)

Well duhhhhh!!! You can get seriously burned trying to drink beer out of a bottle that has a hot cake pan resting on it!!!!

*snackle*

You guys filled the empty spot at the table last eve. My family knows each of you from your incredible group tree gesture... . ......so everybody knew you were there.

*sniff* Glad you had a good time, Emmel, and the cake sounds AMAZING!! can we get her recipe??

We do have 'mini' Tesco's .... named 'Tesco express' .....very whore-ish

x 55 This gave me an out-loud guffaw.....it IS called Tesco Express!! Maybe I"ll go in there dressed like "The People of Walmart" and I can fit right in! It being "whore-ish" and all

And now playing........"The Mini Whore-ish Tescos!!!" *cackle* (with The Skillet Lickers as opening act

Sounds like a late night Mexican snack--just pop 'em in the microwave and in 60 seconds you have--ta da!! Mini Whore-ish Tescos!! Serve 'em up wearing high heels and an apron

You know, I just luurve the way we can put a psilly slant EVEN on (sexy! ) Tescos

:lol: good Lord - dat was PHUNNY, Pads *snicker*

Every day I witness the difference between my 8 year old girl and my 4 year old boy. Today has been interesting.

I had taught him a while ago to say "Hey Ladies, How you doin?" to my girlfriends. My sister comes to visit and I say, "Max, what do you say to the ladies?" He says, "Hey Ladies, Welcome to my pants!"

---Someone still needs to come pick my jaw up off the floor

In the car on the way to the video store this afternoon--Max says, "Mommy, can I get the next Star Wars movie?" I say, "sure," He says, "Ahhhh snap!!"

--WTF?

I give him 1/2 of a caramel apple after dinner and tell him to be careful, the caramel is sticky. He says, "Don't worry, I've only lost 1 tooth so far"

Madeleine, on the other hand comes in from school and says, "Mom, I asked my teacher if she could give me some extra homework tonight, I was really in the mood to do some fractions."

Our dentist is offering 1$ per pound for Halloween candy next week and it's all going to be sent to Iraq and Afganistan to the troops as well as any letters or card the kids wanted to write. I told Madeleine about it this morning, and a bit later she gave me this card she wrote--exactly how it was written:

"Dear Soldir,

Thank you for fiting in the war to keep us safe. I hope this candy warms your hart just like it warms my hart giving it to you. Please write back, and show this card to others.

Your friend,

Madeleine"

<proud tears>

I asked Max if he was going to be like Madeleine when he was older, doing extra homework and writing nice letters. He said, "Nope, I'm gonna do nothin!"

There is NEVER a dull moments with these beh-beh's of mine

absolutely LOVED this whole post, Ray-chull....fave parts highlighted in red....

Um, I think yer son got the "aw SNAP" from the Mini Tesco whores

So glad yer feeling better.....

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I've just done the MOST FABULOUS workout EVER!!!! Bought The 30-Day Shred DVD after reading RAVE reviews......has three levels from "beginner" (nearly killed me) to advanced........I figure, okay, it's only 20 minutes, how bad can it be?

*gasp*

was the most AMAZINGLY efficient and intense 20-minute workout EVER......VERY hard for me, but will become more manageable over time....I am quite scared of level 2, terrified of level 3 I plan to commit to this as am quite serious about losing 10 pounds and firming up this VERY sudden and alarming middle-aged PHLAB

Hey, where's Geoss, is she travelin' home?

forgot everything else, more later

LOVE that there's SAWYER STREET in our show!!!!

[psawyer]

We're watching right now--at 7:27 central time, the little autistic kid gave his address as such and such Sawyer Ct.!!! Wonder where they got that name from

[celiac-mommy]

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I've just done the MOST FABULOUS workout EVER!!!! Bought The 30-Day Shred DVD after reading RAVE reviews......has three levels from "beginner" (nearly killed me) to advanced........I figure, okay, it's only 20 minutes, how bad can it be?

*gasp*

Is that the Jillian Michaels? I have the No More Trouble Zones and Boost your Metabolism. They're each about an hour and I'm swearing like a sailor by the end! But she kicks arse like I've never seen. ( much better than those Buns of Steel biotches, or the Dancing Grannies-if you've been watching Ellen

[DingoGirl]

Is that the Jillian Michaels? I have the No More Trouble Zones and Boost your Metabolism. They're each about an hour and I'm swearing like a sailor by the end! But she kicks arse like I've never seen. ( much better than those Buns of Steel biotches, or the Dancing Grannies-if you've been watching Ellen

It IS the very same!!! Only TWENTY MINUTES and I myself am CURSING her!!!

Very hard, but short, very concise, I LOVE it!!! Can't wait to get to level two........can't IMAGINE getting to level three

Can't even imagine, in fact, how I"ll be able to do this same workout TOMORROW....can hardly walk..........

who are these Dancing Grannies on Ellen? must look this up.........SURE to be entertaining if it's on her show

VERY wound up.............clearly MUST do this exercise programME in the morning, Sills

[elye]

Good mornin', psills!

Soooooozle will be up shredding any time now, methinks.. . .. .....30-day shredding DVD? Gad, sounds like medieval flailing er disemboweling..... ...... .

Raye-shyell, those kids a' your'n.... ...... !

Welcome to my pants. Such a very male proclamation. I am certain this comes right after "I know I've met you somewhere before" .........

Hey! Do those Mini Tesco Whores service the Twa?

[jerseyangel]

There is NEVER a dull moments with these beh-beh's of mine

So phunny!!

It IS the very same!!! Only TWENTY MINUTES and I myself am CURSING her!!!

She scares me a little I watch "Biggest Loser" (actually watched is more like it since I've missed the past 2 weeks) That Jillian is a toughie! Glad she's on yer screen, Suz, and not right there yellin' at ya

Good mornin', psills!

Mornin, Em

Well, the sun is back after over 24 straight hours of rain!! Should be another de-lite-phul weekend. We have to go and button up the apartment and hand in the keys tomorrow. Back to having just one home.....was enjoying being a jet-setter there for a week or two

[celiac-mommy]

who are these Dancing Grannies on Ellen? must look this up.........SURE to be entertaining if it's on her show

VERY wound up.............clearly MUST do this exercise programME in the morning, Sills

You must look up the Dancing Grannies, it is CLASSIC!!!

We shoulda talked last night. I rode 15 miles on my bike at 8, then hula-hooped for an hour. I was still up at midnight which doesn't jive with the 0450 alarm bell I will require lotsa coffee which is likely to make me more psillie!

[jerseyangel]

I will require lotsa coffee which is likely to make me more psillie!

All the better fer us!!!

[celiac-mommy]

All the better fer us!!!

You say that now............

Plus it's Friday, in my office, anything goes on Fridays. It usually gets pretty raunchy here with 6 immature men and 1 rummy, sleep deprived, coffee guzzlin lady I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work

[elye]

It usually gets pretty raunchy here with 6 immature men and 1 rummy, sleep deprived, coffee guzzlin lady I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work

I wanna work in your office, Ra-shelllle!

Okay......did you or Soooozle, at any point in your heated exercise regimen, get yer heart rate up to Neil Armstrong zone?

[nikki-uk]

Emoticon triple BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD DAY PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT a good start to my day :frown: ..... Tel clipped a car earlier (smashed the other blokes wing mirror) ....KA-CHING - and an insurance claim :angryface:

...waived my eldest son Daniel off for his weekend in Amsterdam with a group of friends ( )......... he's just phoned, they MISSED their flight

EEEjit!!

Apparently the only girl in the group made them late (took too long to get out of the bath!! )..... they are staying at the airport tonight + will fly in the morning (it'll be time to come back by the time they get there!!!)

GADS!!..they couldn't organiSe a p*ss-up in a brewery!!!

And now playing........"The Mini Whore-ish Tescos!!!" *cackle* (with The Skillet Lickers as opening act )

They are AMAZING live!!

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I've just done the MOST FABULOUS workout EVER!!!! Bought The 30-Day Shred DVD after reading RAVE reviews......has three levels from "beginner" (nearly killed me) to advanced........I figure, okay, it's only 20 minutes, how bad can it be?

*gasp*

was the most AMAZINGLY efficient and intense 20-minute workout EVER......VERY hard for me, but will become more manageable over time....I am quite scared of level 2, terrified of level 3 I plan to commit to this as am quite serious about losing 10 pounds and firming up this VERY sudden and alarming middle-aged PHLAB

This is PHAB!!!....just wish I could pop over and do the workout wiv you!!

I think I have a problem with cardio workouts..... I find them highly addictive, the sweatier, the better it really gives me a high

....although I never seem to lose weight

She scares me a little I watch "Biggest Loser" (actually watched is more like it since I've missed the past 2 weeks) That Jillian is a toughie! Glad she's on yer screen, Suz, and not right there yellin' at ya

OH! OH!....we have 'the biggest loser' too!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry you're giving up the jet set life Pads .... it was phun while it lasted!

I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work

HOW do you do this R??

You're always making such yummy phoods - *I* would have to eat them ALL!!!

Such selph control!!

...am behind with 'Flash Forward' to you guys (I watch it Sun eve) but will keep me eye out for 'Sawyer St'!!

OH....cracked up at 'welcome to my pants'

Later peeps.... gotta get ready for Sven ....

[elye]

OH! OH!....we have 'the biggest loser' too!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This suddenly reminded me of the fabulous new song tearing up the radio waves as we speak, by our terrific Canuck band Hedley... .. .. .really danceable commentary on Hollywood stardom, the reality show obsession, the American dream.......'tis superbly phunny:

[flourgirl]

Ray-Shall.....looked up yer "boo-boo". 'Twas pseriously NOT a boo-boo. I stopped even reading those posts some time ago. Advice never taken (acknowledged), just the same ol' tiny violin. I have to say....you found a whole group of people supporting your stance and advice....which was wise advice.

LOVED loved you chilluns stories. I've forgotten what it's like to have little ones. So much fun!

Wish I could visit Svennipfig with the rest of you! I really need to be walking, at least. Feels like all I can manage is the job (which is often physical), my yardwork and housework. Beyond that.....is nil. Need some pserious motivation.

Glad to hear the good news about Hey Jude!...and about Pseuss! Keep us posted on this stuphph please. NO psilly here.....think I'll go milk my cows on FB!

[flourgirl]

Ha! Skillet Lickers! We have roads, brooks, whole areas with names like that. Lick Skillet Pond, etc. But I guess that's to be expected....this being West Virginia and all.

[Darn210]

OH! OH!....we have 'the biggest loser' too!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to watch . . . had a bad effect on me . . . I always got the munchies and seemed to sit down wif a bag of chips crisps or cookies bisquits whilst watching. Yes, I gained weight while watching The Biggest Loser.

[jerseyangel]

I used to watch . . . had a bad effect on me . . . I always got the munchies and seemed to sit down wif a bag of chips crisps or cookies bisquits whilst watching. Yes, I gained weight while watching The Biggest Loser.

How is your in-laws' house coming along, Jan-it? I keep meaning to ask you about that.

[jerseyangel]

Glad to hear the good news about Hey Jude!

Talked to her for a second yesterday--I hope the closing went/goes smoothly today--I guess it could still be happening now, come to think of it. I'll keep ya'll's posted.

[Darn210]

How is your in-laws' house coming along, Jan-it? I keep meaning to ask you about that.

They have a loverly hole in the ground . . . which is currently filling with (rain) water We've had so much rain since they moved here that progress has been pretty slow. They've got an estimate of 7 months for completion. My FIL say he's expecting 9 months just like every other time he's ever built a house. However, this time there's not a whole lot of other construction going on so I bet it's faster than he thinks . . . if it would just stop raining.

Em, I loved that video!!

Dancing Grannies . . . . . . . . . umm, yeah, probably more my speed.

[jerseyangel]

They have a loverly hole in the ground . . . which is currently filling with (rain) water

I hope things dry up soon so they can get working on it. We lucked out with the weather--it was a dry summer so the construction moved right along--actually came in a couple weeks ahead of schedule.

The time went by so fast!