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[jerseyangel]

Turnin' off the computer--see ya'll later

[mushroom]

Oh my gawd.....all the tp talk, suveys, scientific studies It's over people! O-V-E-R or as they say it here, ovah. I loved the comment "Glad to know that for 37 years of marriage I have been right all along!"

Bevel, o-v-a-h!! i just noticed that you live in Masstwos$#&s.

Yeah....what in hell is dat fing?? :

Yeah...enquiring minds want to know!!!

Turnin' off the computer--see ya'll later

Hope you have a wunnerphul trip and time with family, Padtee. HAPPY Thanksgiving.

(And I caught Rashelle's <crossover>) Luved your mini massager!! Hope there were no neighborhood kids involved Can you imagine the stories :lol:

[Mtndog]

Turnin' off the computer--see ya'll later

I scared Patti away!

I think this year's gift du jour should be

It's a PENIS SCARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bevel, o-v-a-h!! i just noticed that you live in Masstwos$#&s.

I do indeed live in Massatwos$#&s! Been cracking up about this all week as we affectionately refer to ourselves as Mass%$@#s! :lol:

Rachel- You "back massager" story is killing me.

OK- I have a funny kid story (but not as funny as Rachelle's). I was babysitting my professor's 5 year old son and we took their dogs for a walk. Whilst wandering down a country road in summer, he tells me that he knows how penises get hard. I said "ReallY" (not sure where to go with it at this point). He says, "Yes, penises have seahorses in them and that's how they get bigger. " I told him I never knew this and he turns to me with a dead pan 5 year old face and says, "My dad's must have a REALLY big seahorse in it." I almost died (and so did my professor when I told her the story) :lol:

[Jestgar]

A story told by a hairdresser, from one of his clients:

Her very young son asked where babies come from. Being too nervous to discuss it, she hands him a book and tells him they can talk about what he's read. A couple hours later he comes back, thoroughly disgusted and announces he's never having babies. When his mom asks why not, he tells her its the grossest thing; the man pees fish in the woman's butt, and that's how babies are made.

[elye]

It's a PENIS SCARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, hell, is that what that is? Hell, I've got one of those, only it is much more easily recognizable as a penis... .....the balls go once around the neck, and the penis is just kinda flung casually around one shoulder. Quite a brash statement... . ........

But whot a strange thing - - a skinny li'l penis carpet. Who'd a thunk? Some well-meaning grandmother finds bits of hideous, leftover wool in her knitting basket and thinks, "oh, dear.. ...... ..I never like to waste any of my wool. What on earth can I make with this little scrap of multi-coloured yarn?.. . ... ....OH! I know! I shall make Eleanor a lovely little penis carpet for her sitting room"!

[elye]

Oh fer gawds sake. . . ...... .... . Dunno how much you'll be reading of me today. Got the router problem all nice and fixed, and now my desktop is suddenly presenting me with that ominous black screen and white, frightening text telling me that Windows is NOT able to start as there is a missing or.... .. . ....(((shudder)))..... . .corrupt.... ...... . file.

SoOOooOOooOo.. . . . ......I'm trying everything.... .. ....

Geeks R Us may be hearing from me twice in ONE WEEK.

Very unpsilly.

Bah.

[Jestgar]

:o

M is corrupt!!!!

[Darn210]

Oh fer gawds sake. . . ...... .... . Dunno how much you'll be reading of me today. Got the router problem all nice and fixed, and now my desktop is suddenly presenting me with that ominous black screen and white, frightening text telling me that Windows is NOT able to start as there is a missing or.... .. . ....(((shudder)))..... . .corrupt.... ...... . file.

SoOOooOOooOo.. . . . ......I'm trying everything.... .. ....

Geeks R Us may be hearing from me twice in ONE WEEK.

Very unpsilly.

Bah.

Ummmm . . . I'm thinkin' that's a freebie from the Geeks R Us . . . perhaps they should have looked a little deeper than just the power cord/reset button. Also, am skeered for you Em . . . WIH is going on?? What's yer post count?? Are you due for a major technical mishap?? Do you have someplace "safe" to go until this is over??

Am procrastinating . . . time to pack . . . I mean . . . time to do laundry so I can pack

[jerseyangel]

Gah Em....quite unsilly, this computer business

Well, we just had 4 hours of sleep in Bessamer, Alabama. Lost time trying to get out of Louisiana the traffic was horrendous. So to stay on schedule and get to Joisey at a halfway decent hour, we must get back on the road.

Caught up (Bevvie, you did nae scare me away and I thought that scarf looked a bit penile .....*chuckle* at the kids/sex stories) but must run...hope everyone has a nice day!

[curlyfries]

'Tsokay.. ... ....... . ..our Thanksgiving was over a month ago. That is the one thing that is better about our Thanksgiving than your Yanks' - - it is in early October, far enough away from Christmas that it isn't one big rush and food-stuffing at once.

I knew that

Ummm.......I was talkin about the Thanksgiving we're having........ and you can celebrate vicariously thru us.....we are all one psilly family, after all......so this would be, like, your second Thanksgiving.....

.....yeah

...That's what I meant

[Mtndog]

Oh Em...stinky poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to the Psilly family. American or not........I am grateful for each and everyone of you!

Here's something to lift your spirits

Dada? :lol:

[Jestgar]

Here's something to lift your spirits

AWESOME!!!

[elye]

Bevel's muppets!

Okay.....all fixed. Still dunno exactly what in hell was going on .... .... ....but he fixed it, in about ten minutes. Then he installed some malware software, found a couple of patches to install for a printer problem I casually mentioned I've been having, and then he took out my garbage. I asked him if he had time to walk the dogs, but he had another client waiting at the other end of the city.

[Jestgar]

you guys gotta stop me

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[nikki-uk]

you guys gotta stop me

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Nope...you gots to 'ave 'im ♥ (Jazpur!!!!!)

[nikki-uk]

Ooops - meant to add hope all you peeps (Les Americaines) have a great Thanksgiving!

T'was in The Abyss meselph earlier Em!!!!....... I phixed it good

[elye]

JASPER!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Jyesss, ya know what ya hafta do.. ...... . ...at least, if you're askin' any of US. . . ..

[celiac-mommy]

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Me auntie has 2 of these, I lurve them!! They're gigantic!! If my dh wasn't deathly allergic, I'd have a housefull of 'em!!

We are in Idaho. So far, OK. As soon as we got here, I went out and ran 5 miles, so I've got the endorphins goin' Plus the 2 bottles of vodka waitin for me in the freezer--yes, I only brought 2, thought 14 might be too much I will get up and hopefully run 7, before I have to start cooking! I've had my beh-beh fix, my tiny nephew has been attached to be since I got here, he's ADORABLE!! I ate a jar of pickles on the way up here, pre beh-beh preperation--Lordy, I hope that's all it was

Y'all have a FABULOUS Thanksgiving. Eat lots, love lots, drink lots!!

Uh-Oh, I'm in trouble, me SIL just got in trouble for saying arss, I'm in deep sh!t....

[celiac-mommy]

Uh-Oh, I'm in trouble, me SIL just got in trouble for saying arss, I'm in deep sh!t....

[jerseyangel]

Seeing that I'm posting in the middle of the night again....let me be the phirst to say Happy Thanksgiving!!

We had the most gawdawful drive today--between the traffic, road construction and phog it took us from 8AM to 1:30AM to get here. (Alabama to NJ) Phinally getting to bed.

One son conked out--will see him in the morning. We stayed up and talked to our other son till just a few minutes ago.

I'm so happy to be back here

Rah-shell--better watch yer mouth A whole jar of pickles????? Any news you want to share?

[elye]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PSILLS!

Glad you had safe, if torturously long, travels, Patteigh!

A whole jar o' pickles??. . .... . .... . ....Ra-shellle.. .. ..some big news?

[nikki-uk]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!!!!!!!!!

_{<Hey! It's not too late!, Britain will have you back, if you promise to behave >}

Y'all having Toikey??

Padt's phinally wiv her boys

WHAAAAAT IH's going awn wiv the pickles Rae-chel???

Just another day here, dull, wet, windy, BUT I did buy 1 christmas present!!! (HURRAH!!!!!!!!!)....HA!...no stoppin' me now (yeah rrrrright)

Anyhoo, me Dad is sorted

WHO ventures out for yer sales tomorrow then??? (askeert! ) ...this thread IS a fabulous multi-cultural learning tool - I had NEVER heard of 'black Friday' BP....before psillies!!

[Jestgar]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

I'm actually having margaritas today. Doing the celebration thing on Saturday at my bro's friends house (the John's - two partners named Jon and John). Have been told that they have a friend who is gluten-free, and Jon is a professional chef, so not to worry about any food.

Should be interesting.

[elye]

_{<Hey! It's not too late!, Britain will have you back, if you promise to behave >}

Have been told that they have a friend who is gluten-free, and Jon is a professional chef, so not to worry about any food.

Should be interesting.

Should be fan-ph@rking-TAS-tic, Jyesss! A pro cooking yer food, and he's celiac-savvy?!

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. . .. ..HIGH-TECH, EYE-GLAZINGLY BORING TEXT TO FOLLOW. ... .. ..... ..

Um, it would seem now that my desktop PC will NOT start up unless the Vista software C D is in the player and the "repair computer" is run - - about a fifteen-minute production. But hey, all I've got is spare time.... .. ... . ..

[JNBunnie1]

Is it strange that the only time I find to come post and say hi is on Thanksgiving, the traditional day of female psychosis? I did all my cooking yesterday!

How is everybody? Who's the new monarch? I aoplogize for my absentee-rulerism, I can only plead life insanity.....