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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
I am totally in lurve wiv me new camera!! (thank-you Daniel!!)

Have phun wif it! I phorsee many new avs in the new year from Nik :P

wishing we were closer.......

sending warm hugs and good thoughts to your health, happiness, and joy!

Me thoughts, too, wee Soozle :wub: I'm so happy to see you pooped in :D

Happy Boxing Day, all the psilly Commonwealthers!

OMGawd Em!!! Yer whole post! :lol: I completely agree about the phood--for someone wif phood intolerances, I managed to stuff meselph as well. I think I had a whole week's worth of salt yeaterday--me phingers looked like sausages this morning :rolleyes:

Poor The Ripper wif his phirst teenage zit--It's all ahead of him now B) Love that one of his phirst thoughts was to tell the sillies--he's a chip off the ole block :lol:

Happy Boxing Day! Why does it seem so exotic and cool to me?

Happy Boxing Day from me too :D Yes, it does sound rather cosmopolitan...... B)

Bevvy, yer new coat sounds lovely--wear it in good health :D

HAPPY BIRFDAY, THE RIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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Jestgar Rising Star

Glad to hear that santa was good to youse. I gave the pholks at my bros house some o' Open Original Shared Link They were a hit.

Jestgar Rising Star

In case you're feeling bad about what you got...

Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular
In case you're feeling bad about what you got...

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol: OMG..... . . . . .a single stick o' gum.. . ... . ...

My worst gift EVER? A little ice scraper for my windshield, and actually, if that is the worst I can come up with, I think I'm one lucky goil..... . .it's pretty useful 'round here right now... . . ....

Okay... .....time for a gluten-free turkey sandwich. Havin' lotsa those... . .... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hee--I'm about to have yet another turkey sandwich :lol:

Sills help me.....I need to stop and put down the Michael Seasons Baked Cheddar Cheese Curls :ph34r: Those evil 'lil suckers are so good--and addictive :rolleyes:

Hope ya'll are havin a good weekend :D

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hello sils . . .

A late Merry Christmas and Happy Birfday to Joodee and Jack.

We just got back tonight. Drive out to Virginia was fine and dandy. Drive back tonight was a bit rougher. Roads started getting bad about 100 miles from home. Took us three hours for something that should have taken 1 1/2. Saw a pretty bad accident and loads of slide offs along the way. Glad to be home.

The visit at me BIL's was great. Lots of snow and we brought sleds. Had a bonfire on Christmas eve. Drank too much wine. Didn't really overeat as I'm still having lots of dental issues (did I tell you that before? . . . can't remember.) Didn't log onto the computer once.

Jess, loved yer poem.

Just wanted to say how thankful I am for all of youse . . . :wub:

Off to bed now . . . and sleeping until noon tomorrow . . . I wish

jerseyangel Proficient

Glad yer home safe, Jan-it. Get thee some rest :D


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elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Psills!

Welcome back, Jyagh-nutt! :) I kept thinking about you during all that wicked weather that pounded the northern States. Happy to hear that you are home safely. Oddly enough, we got absolutely nuttin' of that massive, nasty storm system up here. Crap, even western Europe got hit with it! But none for Canada - - go figger. It has been raining here the last two days... ....... . ..lookin' rather sad out there. At least I do NOT have to shovel any of this stuff.... . ... <_<

Tooth problems? No, no previous mention of this.. . ...do spill. . ......

Darn210 Enthusiast
Tooth problems? No, no previous mention of this.. . ...do spill. . ......

Been having problems since before Thanksgiving . . . all my teeth hurt but mostly my molars . . . even where my wisdom teeth were gets achy sometimes. One of the worse locations is the tooth that had a root canal. Dentist thought it was stress (clenching and grinding). I'm wearing a mouth guard at night but it didn't/doesn't help. Next Dentist said I have a macular sinus infection and put me on an anitbiotic. Still not helping and antibiotic is all gone. I go back tomorrow.

Well, not only do I have a sh!tload of unpacking to do, it is now time to take all the stuff out of the bags that we quarantined for delousing purposes. So you guys should see me a lot today cuz I don't want to do any of that.

Missin' JoDog . . . I don't pick her up until 4:00pm. BIL has two pugs. One is diabetic and blind and a bit grumpy. Everytime I tried to pet him, he walked away or growled. Skeeter could practically lay on him and totally pester him and he just lapped it up :huh: She's so good with animals. I keep telling her she should be a vet. She says they (vets not pets) do too many yucky things.

jerseyangel Proficient
I go back tomorrow.

I wonder if it could be TMJ dysfunction? I was diagnosed with it several years ago (by an Ear Nose and Throat doctor)--it does cause my teeth to hurt--especially the top ones. It waxes and wanes--going from no symptoms at all to feeling like a toothache. Anywho, hope you get to the bottom of it :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I wonder if it could be TMJ dysfunction? I was diagnosed with it several years ago (by an Ear Nose and Throat doctor)--it does cause my teeth to hurt--especially the top ones. It waxes and wanes--going from no symptoms at all to feeling like a toothache. Anywho, hope you get to the bottom of it :)

Yeah . . . I've mentioned TMJ to him. I think he thinks I'm not in enough pain for that. We'll see what he says tomorrow. I would kind of like to get some sort of jaw x-ray. It's been long enough now that I'm starting to get worried that something is seriously wrong . . . I really don't thing there is, but the mind does wander . . . I'm a hypochondriac at heart :P

Jestgar Rising Star

I gave my technician fuzzy slippers for Christmas and she's wearing them around the lab :P

Mtndog Collaborator
In case you're feeling bad about what you got...

Open Original Shared Link

Tee hee! I like the Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gianknit- In pain, missing JoDog. Poopy Cow! I was thinking TMJ too. How much pain do you have to be in fer cripes sake? Kurt actually had to have his jaw electro-shocked open from TMJ (not as bad as it sounds- didn't hurt just electrodes attached to his jaw.

The ENT doc that diagnosed me did it really simply. There's a spot on the top of yer head near the crown that if you press on it, if you have TMJ you literally can't open your jaw. It was weird. I'm sorry you're in so much pain. I hope they figure it out FAST!

I gave my technician fuzzy slippers for Christmas and she's wearing them around the lab :P

Cute! Jess is a good present giver!

Mtndog Collaborator

I'm giving Kurt Open Original Shared Link

And methinks some of us Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient
The ENT doc that diagnosed me did it really simply. There's a spot on the top of yer head near the crown that if you press on it, if you have TMJ you literally can't open your jaw. It was weird. I'm sorry you're in so much pain. I hope they figure it out FAST!

Same here--he put his fingers on the top of my head and his thumbs down on the joint and I couldn't open my mouth without it being really painful. He said I was a "classic case" :rolleyes:

I'm giving Kurt Open Original Shared Link

That will go perfectly with his inflatable shorts :lol:

Open Original Shared Link

And methinks some of us Open Original Shared Link

Priceless!!! :lol:

Better than counting the ceiling tiles er sumpin..... :P

elye Community Regular
There's a spot on the top of yer head near the crown that if you press on it, if you have TMJ you literally can't open your jaw.

Crap! I needed that magical spot, and somebody pressin' on it, through this ENTIRE holiday week. . ........ <_<

That will go perfectly with his inflatable shorts :lol:

Open Original Shared Link

Nuttin' will ever beat the unisex sauna pants.. .. ......... :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Nuttin' will ever beat the unisex sauna pants.. .. ......... :lol::lol:

I know....but fer the life of me I couldn't find 'em :P

elye Community Regular
I know....but fer the life of me I couldn't find 'em :P

wonder-sauna-hot-pants.webp

:lol::lol::lol:

They NEVER get old fer me. ... . . ......

elye Community Regular

Actually, I know that at one time we have spoken about the male model on the cover of the Sauna Pants package...... . . ...but Jyaghnutt, I'm just looking closely at his face, and he looks very like someone who is a true professional, smiling his way through some pain....methinks perhaps TMJ. What are the odds?

Either that, or it is the pain of utter humiliation, brought on by being posed and professionally photographed in those pants.......

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Actually, I know that at one time we have spoken about the male model on the cover of the Sauna Pants package...... . . ...but Jyaghnutt, I'm just looking closely at his face, and he looks very like someone who is a true professional, smiling his way through some pain....methinks perhaps TMJ. What are the odds?

Either that, or it is the pain of utter humiliation, brought on by being posed and professionally photographed in those pants.......

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Yes . . . he does look like he's grinning through the pain :lol:

OK, now you guys have me pushing spots on me head and working me jaw . . . Was this some sort of setup? Is there camera on me somewhere??? . . .

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Tee hee! I like the Open Original Shared Link

So glad you liked it darling!! ;)

Kurt has the matching wig to the shorts?!?.....SOOOOoo full of WIN!! :lol:

Gianknit, bummer on the tooph pain <_<

Same here--he put his fingers on the top of my head and his thumbs down on the joint and I couldn't open my mouth without it being really painful. He said I was a "classic case" :rolleyes:

This was how my Mum was dx....she also gets neuralgia in her face :rolleyes:

Hope you get some relief from the pain soon AND the washing pile goes down.

(my washing basket has exploded from being too full, it's ALL over the kitchen phloor.Multiplying...just from a few days non washing :o)

Another perfect gift for the scatalogically minded

Open Original Shared Link

Soooo, indeed we've all managed to stuph ourselves psillie despite our food intolerances ;) (we are soo good at this ain't we?)

...and it continues this evening with the last of the mince pies & double (!) cream

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We were invited to a friends house Boxing Day eve... had great phun playing wii (more eating & drinking)..... perhaps a tad too much drinking :wacko:

Felt ok in the morn, but as the day went on felt more and more nauseous......was quite sick by the evening :blink:

Either a delayed hangover or dodgy sausage roll!

UGH!...so today - dragged meselph outta bed to a gym class (found one that was open, ...my gym is shut 'til Jan :angry: )

Nearly DIED during an hour of cardio... and also felt sick again, which wasn't helped by the man next to me tripping over during the class and breaking his ankle (I swear I heard it snap :o ..poor bloke carried off in an ambulance!)...

...BUT, my day got infinitely better 'cos I gots me a new vacuum in the sales......I gots a Henry!!!!

Open Original Shared Link (do you have these?? You must!)

Got it for a steal :D It completes me.

elye Community Regular

Nikkers broke some bloke's ankle??! :o:o You're playin' too much Wii, Nik - - dunno yer own strength. .........! :lol:

The Li'l Henry Vacs! How adorable! Never seen 'em o'er here.... . . . .they canna be a Commonwealth thing... . .....

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jerseyangel Proficient
wonder-sauna-hot-pants.webp

There they are! :lol:

OK, now you guys have me pushing spots on me head and working me jaw . . . Was this some sort of setup? Is there camera on me somewhere??? . . .

Hee!

Soooo, indeed we've all managed to stuph ourselves psillie despite our food intolerances ;) (we are soo good at this ain't we?)

Oh yeah, seems we manage just phine to work around these things :P

Not phair!! I want a wee Henry vacuum! --we don't have those here :angry::D

Poor Nik--already queasy and has to listen to bones breakin :o Gawd.....I'm wif ya'll on the laundry--had a ton of it since I didn't touch it over the weekend. Just phinishing it up now......

Jestgar Rising Star
(my washing basket has exploded from being too full, it's ALL over the kitchen phloor.Multiplying...just from a few days non washing :o)

Gawd.....I'm wif ya'll on the laundry--had a ton of it since I didn't touch it over the weekend. Just phinishing it up now......

Y'all know my solution to unwashed laundry. credit_cards.webp

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