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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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celiac-mommy Collaborator
OMG... . . . . ....and are strewn along the highway... ...... . ...under corpses and shards of metal debris.... ...

:lol: Yes, and I must say that was the least serious of the many... . ...changes...... . that have happened with my cars after MIL has brought them home over the years. Missing side mirrors (BOTH sides), missing windshield wipers (snapped right off........how does this happen?), crushed license plates, bits of Jack's bicycle imbedded in the tires, large splatters of blood along the front bumper... . . .....

Truly terrifying.

I actually have not yet been out into the garage since she got home. :unsure:

OMG, is she crazy???? Why would she even borrow the car after all that???!!!


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elye Community Regular
OMG, is she crazy???? Why would she even borrow the car after all that???!!!

The infinitely more perplexing question: Why would I even LEND her the car after all that?

Well, my vehicle appears just fine. Mirrors and wipers are there, tires debris-free and inflated... . . ...

Now, I dinna check under the car......fer mangled limbs or bits of guardrail... . .... :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm thinking that Em is having a good, stiff drink before taking a look out in the garage.....

Anywho.....I talked to the birthday goil, Judith a little while ago. I told her about all of the good wishes here and on da book--she was very touched and wanted me to thank all o'youse. She's still not able to be on-line much, but hopes to be again in the near future.

They are out looking at a house as we speak--I told her wouldn't it be nice if this was "the one" --it would be a birthday/Christmas present all rolled into one! :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Anywho.....I talked to the birthday goil, Judith a little while ago.

:) :) :) :) :)

jerseyangel Proficient

....reporting on the dessert I'm about to have. Betty Crocker gluten-free brownie (still warm) topped wif Blue Bell Peppermint ice cream. :rolleyes:

Lisa Mentor
....reporting on the dessert I'm about to have. Betty Crocker gluten-free brownie (still warm) topped wif Blue Bell Peppermint ice cream. :rolleyes:

Yummmmm.

Jestgar Rising Star

In your town, do the fire trucks drive around at night with the lights flashing, playing Christmas carols over the loud speakers?


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No but the sirens were blaring off and on all night last night...... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Yummmmm.

Twas good! I did me time on the treadmill this morning, though :D

In your town, do the fire trucks drive around at night with the lights flashing, playing Christmas carols over the loud speakers?

The town we lived in in New Jersey does this. Santa would be riding on top waving. Not here yet.....

elye Community Regular
The town we lived in in New Jersey does this. Santa would be riding on top waving. Not here yet.....

Man, they do NOT do this in Ottawa! Wish they did.. . . .....at Christmastime, all the emergency workers and vehicles in this city are waiting on call, as word gets to them that my MIL is in town.....

:lol:

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In your town, do the fire trucks drive around at night with the lights flashing, playing Christmas carols over the loud speakers?

Yup....shirtless and they all look like this cause it actually is MY town (for all you sillies who don't know, I live in Beverly, MA)

fireman-04.webp

jerseyangel Proficient
Man, they do NOT do this in Ottawa! Wish they did.. . . .....at Christmastime, all the emergency workers and vehicles in this city are waiting on call, as word gets to them that my MIL is in town.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup....shirtless and they all look like this cause it actually is MY town (for all you sillies who don't know, I live in Beverly, MA)

I want me own town like Bevvie has!!

:D :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
In your town, do the fire trucks drive around at night with the lights flashing, playing Christmas carols over the loud speakers?

NO!!!!! :angry:

They should!

Yup....shirtless and they all look like this cause it actually is MY town (for all you sillies who don't know, I live in Beverly, MA)

fireman-04.webp

Bevel OWNS them ALL !!!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!!!!!! B)

jerseyangel Proficient

Nik!!! :D :D :D

Did any of yer sillie come back?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik!!! :D :D :D

Did any of yer sillie come back?

A modicum of eccentricity

My psillie is constantly trying to bubble to the surface...it's never far away ;)

<Need to leap into a time machine, fast forward enough years so that DC has left home .....or we can legally kick him out at least :ph34r:<_< >

GAH!!!...yooz do realise I am at least 5hrs (more for others) closer to C-day than you!!!!!!!!!

I'm DONE...if I ain't got it - you ain't having eet!!!

....meanwhile my credit card has spontaneously combusted and I have a MASSIVE fresh Turkey in the shed in the garden ('cos there's no room in the fridge)........ it' s been so cold.....hope it doesn't freeze out there (um, I mean literally :rolleyes::lol: ) ..or a sly fox get in there!! :o

I'm ready, LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mellow:

psawyer Proficient
GAH!!!...yooz do realise I am at least 5hrs (more for others) closer to C-day than you!!!!!!!!

Mushroom is in New Zealand. She'll beat you there by a good margin. ;)<it is tomorrow afternoon there already>

We have one more day of business, but today set a record. Our two busiest days in sales volume are the last Saturday before Christmas, and the 23rd of December. In 2000, they fell on the same day and we set a record dollar volume. Today, we exceeded that, on top of the large volume on Saturday. W00t!

We are hosting Christmas for my family on Friday. It was supposed to be Rob's turn, but some obstacles arose, so we are pinch hitting. A large turkey is in the fridge; it will be stuffed, and gluten-free dinner for eight will be served. :mellow:

When Em's MIL visits her, and borrows her car, I am glad that I am 275 miles away. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

PeOter, I was just reading about yer great sales day on da book!! So happy fer youse guys :D

Hope you and Jacquie have a wonderful Christmas--have phun hosting the phamily!

mushroom Proficient
Mushroom is in New Zealand. She'll beat you there by a good margin. ;)<it is tomorrow afternoon there already>

Yup, you got that right Peter. Either 12 or 11 hours ahead (can't remember which daylight savings does to us ;) )

Just making the Gluten Free Goddess chocolate cake for dessert, having gone to the berry farm and purchased fresh raspberries. There is cognac cream in the fridge :) We shall be having scallops (scollops) and shrimp(s) as they say here, for starters, then barbecued beef with fresh corn on the cob 'mongst other things, followed by a nice long walk on the beach. Then return for chocolate cake and to watch movies we have been waiting to see. We kept all the family safely locked away in the North Island this year ;) Weatherman is promising 80 degrees and no nasty sea "breezes"; sure hope he's right. So a nice relaxing day of feasting.

Will be thinking of you all on Boxing Day, and just want to wish all a very Merry Xmas, Good health and Good Luck for the New year. (And hope Emmel survives MIL's visit :lol: )

Jestgar Rising Star

mmmm had a choclate margarita for dinner wiht choclate vodka, gofdicvea and baileys. prapsa litle mor potent thtnam I pmaned. may habe anothwert one

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waitong for my dish to gromw upo on fishe willer on facegook

Jestgar Rising Star

fish

and ilm having fish dor finner

anfd another moartoini

jerseyangel Proficient
Will be thinking of you all on Boxing Day, and just want to wish all a very Merry Xmas, Good health and Good Luck for the New year. (And hope Emmel survives MIL's visit :lol: )

Aw, right back at ya, Shroomie :D

mmmm had a choclate margarita for dinner wiht choclate vodka, gofdicvea and baileys. prapsa litle mor potent thtnam I pmaned. may habe anothwert one

<snort>.....Jess is tyin one on :lol:

facegook

:lol: facegook :lol:

It's what I'll be callin it from now on :P

Jestgar Rising Star

gising uopp on the stupofd fish. martinsis armeuncgh metter when youre don't fill the fladsd with vofvdka atthe ent. ytou can tesrte thew chtlate chocklate choclste

choclate

hoew edoy you spellt hat ?? whatebemr

gor night

psawyer Proficient
gising uopp on the stupofd fish. martinsis armeuncgh metter when youre don't fill the fladsd with vofvdka atthe ent. ytou can tesrte thew chtlate chocklate choclste

choclate

hoew edoy you spellt hat ?? whatebemr

gor night

:o

B)

jerseyangel Proficient

gor night, Jess--sleep tight :rolleyes:

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