The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Good luck at the doc, Jyaghnutt! Tooth/jaw pain is no phun. . .......

[curlyfries]

@.....@.....@...... (tumbleweeds)

I am completely alone.......no members, no guests.......nobody

You know when you burn the roof of your mouth badly and the skin starts to peel away, I did that with my coffee this morning, BUT it hit the back of my throat first, so now I'm choking on skin..... :lol:

Ouch!.....sounds like something I have donewould do. I don't like to wait for things to cool down.....and the purpose of coffee is to warm up me insides, so it must be HOT!

Jyaghnutt!!!.....try a chiropractor or massage therapist. Always works for me

Monday is a day off, hubby will be at work, and I have a little cash to spend .....YAY!!!!

[Darn210]

Monday is a day off, hubby will be at work, and I have a little cash to spend .....YAY!!!!

Monday is a day off, hubby will be at work, and I have a little cash to spend .....YAY!!!! ...... oh....wait.....and I'll have two chidlins wif me....nevermind

[curlyfries]

Monday is a day off, hubby will be at work, and I have a little cash to spend .....YAY!!!! ...... oh....wait.....and I'll have two chidlins wif me....nevermind

Awwwwwww

See.....I've already served my time

[celiac-mommy]

Damn, fergot there was no school Monday Chores for everyone!!

[nikki-uk]

Damn, fergot there was no school Monday Chores for everyone!!

According to my calendar it's Martin Luther King Day - non?

No school eh?

I, for the first time in gaaaawd knows how long have an empty house.

Total BLISS!!!!!!!!

GADS I luvs it - no tv, radio, just silence....

...and do I have big chores planned??? ..... do I 'eck

Cuppa tea, blankie and me book.

EMUHLEE!!!!!!!!!!

What yer doing on here?? ...haven't you a small partay to organise?!?!

[psawyer]

Thinking about absent sillies. I wish they would drop by and say hello. They are missed.

[elye]

EMUHLEE!!!!!!!!!!

What yer doing on here?? ...haven't you a small partay to organise?!?!

Crap, yooooooo betcha. .. . ....... People will be arriving in.......three hours. Um everyone, I mean, ALL FIFTY-ODD PEOPLE, will be arriving at 6:30, as I told them to... . . . ...... ..

That was maybe dumb........ ... . ....

[mushroom]

Um everyone, I mean, ALL FIFTY-ODD PEOPLE, will be arriving at 6:30, as I told them to... . . . ...... ..

Except for the pesky folks who show up early like you told them NOT to. While you're still in your knickers

[nikki-uk]

Thinking about absent sillies. I wish they would drop by and say hello. They are missed.

Yeah, .... *sigh*....am concerned actually

Ok, can you tell me what pic you see in my av?. I uploaded one of me + samatar..but it never shows (the old one of me in a christmas cracker hat shows) unless I press f5

Em's wee shindig should be in phull swing now!!!

[Darn210]

Ok, can you tell me what pic you see in my av?. I uploaded one of me + samatar..but it never shows (the old one of me in a christmas cracker hat shows) unless I press f5

Yer av is a pic of you and Sam dining out . . . no worries, I won't tell Tel

Em's wee shindig

[Jestgar]

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[elye]

Except for the pesky folks who show up early like you told them NOT to. While you're still in your knickers

fact

WELL. . .... .. . ....as a matter of fact, someone DID show up considerably earlier than the time I had told her to.

MY SISTER.

Yep, told her to be here @ 6:45, as everyone else was arriving @ 6:30 and would be securely ensconced. She showed up at five to six.

SoOOoOoOooo......she had some idea that there were more than her immediate family about to arrive, what with the myriad fruit and dessert trays, the litres of wine`and cases of beer lined up.....DUH.

It was a PHAB party. Lotsa cleaning up, not much food left over, and not a single person tried to drunkenly dive into the ho'tub. 'Twas all good.

[mushroom]

WELL. . .... .. . ....as a matter of fact, someone DID show up considerably earlier than the time I had told her to.

MY SISTER.

It was a PHAB party. Lotsa cleaning up, not much food left over, and not a single person tried to drunkenly dive into the ho'tub. 'Twas all good.

Glad y'all had a good time

Sisters!!!!

[nikki-uk]

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Cool!!!

Sledging wiv the old bill!!!

What size are their thumbs??

It was a PHAB party. Lotsa cleaning up, not much food left over, and not a single person tried to drunkenly dive into the ho'tub. 'Twas all good.

Excellent job Em!

[mushroom]

Goodnight all psillies WHEREVER YOU ARE. PadTea, I saw you were here and did not stop by Please come back psills, we miss you all.

[elye]

Please come back psills, we miss you all.

Yeah... .. . do we EVAH.

I hope everyone is well, just busy. January for me is often the busiest month of the year, it would seem - - even busier than Christmastime. I do so hope that it is the same with everyone, and Psillyville gets full of raucous voices and laughter from everywhere once again. . . ....!

All I have to say to get youse guys back here is:

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground,

Lookin' like a FOOL with yer pants on the ground!!!

This is my new mantra, and my new hero:

[Jestgar]

:lol:

I'll be singing that all day.

Went to see Pero last night with appropriate beverages aforehand. Very fun, but getting home at midnight just sucks.

[curlyfries]

All I have to say to get youse guys back here is:

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground,

Lookin' like a FOOL with yer pants on the ground!!!

This is my new mantra, and my new hero:

GAAAHHHH!!!!....Heard this on the radio the other day.

Well.......Once more, I have been dealing with hospitals. My brother very quickly came down with a serious case of the flu and pneumonia. I didn't know he was sick til he called from the hospital Critical Care on Thursday......was so bad he called for an ambulance. Turns out, he was also very close to going into a diabetic coma. He didn't know he was diabetic. Blood sugar was 485. He has been diagnosed as type 1.

He's doing much better, now, and it looks like we will be able to take him home tomorrow.He's thinking about asking his diabetes counselor out on a date

[Darn210]

Well.......Once more, I have been dealing with hospitals. My brother very quickly came down with a serious case of the flu and pneumonia. I didn't know he was sick til he called from the hospital Critical Care on Thursday......was so bad he called for an ambulance. Turns out, he was also very close to going into a diabetic coma. He didn't know he was diabetic. Blood sugar was 485. He has been diagnosed as type 1.

Holy Smores, Lisa!!

He's doing much better, now, and it looks like we will be able to take him home tomorrow.He's thinking about asking his diabetes counselor out on a date

Well, that is a good sign . . . so glad he is doing better.

Same old news here . . . headache . . . GP has diagnosed me with a sinus infection and put me on a different antibiotic which I started yesterday. Symptoms are worse today . . . what does that mean? Anyways, if this doesn't work, they're gonna scan me or sumptin.

[curlyfries]

Same old news here . . . headache . . . GP has diagnosed me with a sinus infection and put me on a different antibiotic which I started yesterday. Symptoms are worse today . . . what does that mean? Anyways, if this doesn't work, they're gonna scan me or sumptin.

Geez......hope they figure it out, soon!

[elye]

Blood sugar was 485.

Wow.... . . .. he dinna know he was type one. .. . . ....yeesh, what an unwelcome surprise. Is he gonna go on the pump? This one looks incredible - - I've been researching it for some time, now, but alas, 'tis not yet available in Canada:

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Same old news here . . . headache . . . GP has diagnosed me with a sinus infection and put me on a different antibiotic which I started yesterday. Symptoms are worse today . . . what does that mean? Anyways, if this doesn't work, they're gonna scan me or sumptin.

Poor Jyaghnutt. . ... . . .. This sucketh.

I am suddenly reminded of a drole li'l joke my dad used to tell:

This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called the man into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them: you'll have to be castrated." The man, needless to say, was taken aback, and told his doctor that he would try to bear the pain. But as time went on, the headaches only got worse. Finally, the poor fellow was driven back to the doctor. "All right, I guess I'll have the operation," he said. When it was all over, the man was understandably depressed, and his physician told him, "I recommend you begin life anew--start over from this point."

So the man decided to take this advice and went to a men's shop for a new set of clothes. The proprietor said, "Starting with the suit, looks like you take about a 38-regular." "That's right," exclaimed the man, "how'd you know?" "Well, when you've been in the business as long as I have, you get pretty good at sizing a man up," replied the salesman. "Now, for a shirt, looks like about a 15 long." "Right again," the man said. The proprietor suggested, "And for undershorts, I'd say a size 36." "There's your first mistake," the man said, "I've worn 34's for years." "No, you're a size 36 if I've ever seen one," said the owner. The man replied, "I ought to know what size undershorts I wear, and I'll take 34." The owner shook his head and said "Well all right, if you insist, but they're going to pinch your balls and give you headaches!"

[curlyfries]

Is he gonna go on the pump? This one looks incredible - - I've been researching it for some time, now, but alas, 'tis not yet available in Canada:

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Nope......but he will be using some sort of epi-pen to administer the shots.

Jyan-gnut!!!!!!!!.......are yer undies too tight????????

[Jestgar]

Jyan-gnut!!!!!!!!.......are yer undies too tight????????

Or yer bra?

[mushroom]

Lisa, and Jiangnut, so sorry I hollered at yous. I didn't mean it . Your poor brother, Lisa; must wonder what on earth has hit him. And your sinuses, Jiangnut, t'is haynus the problems they create. Would ban 'em if I could. I had one (sinus infection) that lasted for several months thru innumerable antibiotics; t'was Augmentin that finally killed it (and me--c. Diff and candida after that lot!). Maybe even gluten intolerance So they did this scan and said I had an abnormality and they wanted to do surgery, but I found out that is awful, and I said no thanks. They haven't really bothered me since. I dare them

You guys must be warming up because the chill has moved to this hemisphere, high of 50 degrees yesterday in the height of the summer holidays. Lots of campers are heading home. Rain, rain, everywhere. Floods...well, it's just not summer. I guess we had summer the first week in Jan. I did enjoy it Looking forward to my real summer in June.

Spending the day putting together my new "new" recipe book, the one without potato starch and nightshades. Tired of all sheets of paper, bookmarks, gf1 and gf2 document files, scraps from the newspaper, notes in notebooks, never know where to find anythink.