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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I hope everyone is well, just busy.

Yeah......been busy from a lot of directions.

I'll be singing that all day.

Gawd yes! It's going through my head right now :P

Well.......Once more, I have been dealing with hospitals.

He didn't know he was diabetic. Blood sugar was 485. He has been diagnosed as type 1.

Gosh, Leesa....glad he's doing better but wow--what a high number :o

Same old news here . . . headache . . .

Aw Jan-it--so sorry yer still not feeling well :(

I've had a couple cat-scans on me sinuses and all they came up with was one of mine is shorter than normal :huh:

I am suddenly reminded of a drole li'l joke my dad used to tell:

Good 'un, Em :lol:

Jyan-gnut!!!!!!!!.......are yer undies too tight???????? :o

Or yer bra? :ph34r:

Listen to the goils--don't ferget how we all diagnosed yer TMJ ;):D

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Jyan-gnut!!!!!!!!.......are yer undies too tight???????? :o

Or yer bra? :ph34r:

Listen to the goils--don't ferget how we all diagnosed yer TMJ ;):D

Hmmmmmmm . . . <stroking me chin hairs> . . . perhaps I should test out this theory and just wander around nekkid for the next 48 hours or so . . . :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Real quick before I forget.....I had a dream just before I woke up where we were moving to this big old house (I think it might have been in Syracuse cause of the weather). Tel was there fixing drywall and Jess was also there but she kept trying to punch me in the stomach. :lol: My MIL was in the kitchen making lemon jello....that's all I remember. :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Real quick before I forget.....I had a dream just before I woke up where we were moving to this big old house (I think it might have been in Syracuse cause of the weather). Tel was there fixing drywall and Jess was also there but she kept trying to punch me in the stomach. :lol: My MIL was in the kitchen making lemon jello....that's all I remember. :unsure:

:blink: :blink:

:huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Oh, crap... . ....was I not there?? Think now, Shroomie...could I have been handing your mom things in the kitchen? A bowl, the kettle, wooden spoon? Perhaps I was holding UP the drywall for Tel as he hammered nails, or fighting Jyesss away from yer stomach... . .?

I just HATES not bein' in the crowd of one's dreams. I miss EVERYTHING. :angry:

:rolleyes:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Twas my dream, Em! I'm sure you were in there somewhere :P it was one of those dreams that keep skipping from one thing to another. I was exhausted when I woke up!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yes, you were there Em. I saw you . . . even though Patti did nae see me either. We were both standing in line for the port-o-let.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes, you were there Em. I saw you . . . even though Patti did nae see me either. We were both standing in line for the port-o-let.

Gah! I remember now! That was you with no clothes on, and the pain-free head!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jan-it said "port-o-let" :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Real quick before I forget.....I had a dream just before I woke up where we were moving to this big old house (I think it might have been in Syracuse cause of the weather). Tel was there fixing drywall and Jess was also there but she kept trying to punch me in the stomach. :lol: My MIL was in the kitchen making lemon jello....that's all I remember. :unsure:

Was it sugar-free jello? :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Yes, you were there Em. I saw you . . . even though Patti did nae see me either. We were both standing in line for the port-o-let.

:lol:

Somehow this is making me think of the Wizard of Oz :huh:

Gah! I remember now! That was you with no clothes on, and the pain-free head!! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Was it sugar-free jello? :P

Knowing my MIL, probably not. :P A cube of it was stuck to the bottom of my skirt.....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Forgot to comment on this earlier.

:o Lisa, and Jiangnut, so sorry I hollered at yous. :huh: I didn't mean it :) .

:blink:

You did?

:huh:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

:blink:

You did?

:huh:

No, I didn't :(

:unsure:

Well, maybe just a teensy bit, about this <..> much :D

:lol:

But under the circumstances,

:rolleyes:

No, I didn't!

:P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

No, I didn't :(

:unsure:

Well, maybe just a teensy bit, about this <..> much :D

:lol:

But under the circumstances,

:rolleyes:

No, I didn't!

:P

I musta missed sumphin.... :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I musta missed sumphin.... :unsure:

Yah..... . me, too! I always miss stuff... . . . . . . .see, I don't regularly make it into people's dreams.. .........:rolleyes:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Gah! I remember now! That was you with no clothes on, and the pain-free head!! :lol:

Ahhhhhh . . . yes!!! . . . I was pain-free and nekkid in Patti's dream . . . ummmmm, yeah :unsure: glad to have NOT been seen after all.

:lol:

Somehow this is making me think of the Wizard of Oz :huh:

:huh: :huh: . . . Oh, you are not making a statement like that without some sort of follow-up . . . :lol::lol:

No, I didn't :(

:unsure:

Well, maybe just a teensy bit, about this <..> much :D

:lol:

But under the circumstances,

:rolleyes:

No, I didn't!

:P

:lol::lol: Shroomie is rambling . . .

I musta missed sumphin.... :unsure:

Yep, me too . . . kids musta had the TV turned up too loud and I missed it. What were you yellin' at us fer, Neroli??

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Hmmmmmmm . . . <stroking me chin hairs> . . . perhaps I should test out this theory and just wander around nekkid for the next 48 hours or so . . . :lol::lol:

Ok, what news???....didja leave 'the goilz' out?

Did it help ? :unsure:

Real quick before I forget.....I had a dream just before I woke up where we were moving to this big old house (I think it might have been in Syracuse cause of the weather). Tel was there fixing drywall and Jess was also there but she kept trying to punch me in the stomach. :lol: My MIL was in the kitchen making lemon jello....that's all I remember. :unsure:

Pads!!!...Tel was there eh??

What did his thumbs look like?...... just curious.

:lol:

Knowing my MIL, probably not. :P A cube of it was stuck to the bottom of my skirt.....

:lol:

Did you eat it???... probably not, expect it were covered in fluph <_<

Yah..... . me, too! I always miss stuff... . . . . . . .see, I don't regularly make it into people's dreams.. .........:rolleyes:

I don't think i've made it into ANY psillie dreams.

Em, I've only EVAH dreamed of you! ♥ :lol:

Has anyone seen my Joie de vivre???

I seem to have lost it late Saturday night (nay Sunday morning) after too many cocktails & dancing with my gym girls and my new 'daughter I never had' (I MUST tell you about her!....a TRUE psilly - we laugh 'til we cry & nobody else 'gets it' :blink::lol: )

I am too old for the partay liphestyle :bagsundereyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I am too old for the partay liphestyle :bagsundereyes:

:lol: Gnick, you remain my inspiration! I look with wistful envy at your pics on Da Book.. . . . .....I wish to fly across the pond and try to keep up with you and your gang in the clubs!

Um, been pondering something.. ... .. . . ..... . ...Halle Berry is a type one diabetic. Why in hell don't I look like her???? (even a little)?? :angry:<_<

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Halle Berry has the fleeting beauty of youth. Em has the boundless grace and charm of joy, and the unending beauty of a loving, gentle soul.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Halle Berry has the fleeting beauty of youth. Em has the boundless grace and charm of joy, and the unending beauty of a loving, gentle soul.

Yes she does :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Halle Berry has the fleeting beauty of youth. Em has the boundless grace and charm of joy, and the unending beauty of a loving, gentle soul.

Bloody hell!!!!

Wot she said!! ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Halle Berry has the fleeting beauty of youth. Em has the boundless grace and charm of joy, and the unending beauty of a loving, gentle soul.

GAH!!! :huh:

:unsure:

:blink:

B)

:wub::wub:

Jyesssss! What a beautiful thing to come on and read!! I feel so. . ........ :ph34r:. .. . embarrassed and.....NICE!

Yes: Halle Berry is probably really ugly on the inside.

AND!: She probably cannot inject insulin with the finish that I CAN. <_<

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

AND!...... .. ...... ..

Methinks Halle also gets regular head and jaw pain, if our Jyaghnutt theory is correct:

halle-berry.webp

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

AND!...... .. ...... ..

Methinks Halle also gets regular head and jaw pain, if our Jyaghnutt theory is correct:

halle-berry.webp

:lol:

Oh yeah--those babies are held in within an inch of their lives :lol: If she develops head or facial pain, don't say we didn't warn her :P

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