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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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When he comes to visit me, I'll put him on Puppy's gluten-free dog food. It stopped Puppy's gas.

Very well balanced food- has brown rice, chicken, carrots, blueberries, etc. Am thinking of putting the whole family on it. Makes meal planning so much easier.

Quick and easy, with a satisfying crunch! For a warm breakfast just add milk and pop it in the microwave! Use as a 'secret ingredient' in muffins! They'll never know they're eating healthy!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Quick and easy, with a satisfying crunch! For a warm breakfast just add milk and pop it in the microwave! Use as a 'secret ingredient' in muffins! They'll never know they're eating healthy!

When are you coming over for dinner? I have the menu planned. ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Whenever I open a can of the dog food stew that I use sparingly with the dogs' kibble, I find myself really wanting a spoonful, particularly if I'm hungry. It smells and looks incredible -- just like chunky, homemade stew or a fancy, slow-cooked chopped beef casserole. I will spend all sorts of time preparing a stew dinner, chopping the beef, making the sauce, roasting it for hours, and the whole time I'm thinking about the cans of beef stew in the dog food cupboard, already made, smelling and looking the same... . . . . .....

Maybe I'll just try it one night with the family.

It would be a whole lot cheaper, too. Each of us would eat a can, likely, @ 99 cents each.. . . ..

:huh:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hey, Psills!

Just poopin in...

Spring break has been this past week. Got some clothes put in consignment, cleaned and organized the freezer, had lunch with a friend, salsa lesson, got a few rays B) .....

.....but, of course, didn't get as much done as hoped. Hubby had yesterday off so we packed a lunch, hopped on his new motorcycle, rode down to Brown County, and spent the day shopping in Nashville (Indiana). It was a gorgeous day! Pooped out today and totally wasted the whole day <_<

Oh, well. Back to work on Monday :(

Do you think the Yeti could do our taxes? :unsure: Keep putting it off. I know we're gonna owe.....not looking forward to it :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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HAPPY EASTER PSILLS!!!

Enjoy your day with your families!

Do you think the Yeti could do our taxes? :unsure: Keep putting it off. I know we're gonna owe.....not looking forward to it :ph34r:

ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . I don't think I would try that, he would more likely eat yer documents then to enter the appropriate figure on line 12b.

Easter egg hunt is over . . . Skeeter challenged the Easter Bunny yesterday by requesting an outside search because inside was "boring" . . . The Easter Bunny still hid eggs inside but was much tougher this year . . . The Easter Bunny almost made Skeeter cry . . . :lol: . . . The Easter Bunny found it amusing. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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. . . The Easter Bunny almost made Skeeter cry . . . :lol: . . . The Easter Bunny found it amusing. ;)

<snort>!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Happy Easter!!

.....but, of course, didn't get as much done as hoped. Hubby had yesterday off so we packed a lunch, hopped on his new motorcycle, rode down to Brown County, and spent the day shopping in Nashville (Indiana). It was a gorgeous day! Pooped out today and totally wasted the whole day <_<

Do you think the Yeti could do our taxes? :unsure: Keep putting it off. I know we're gonna owe.....not looking forward to it :ph34r:

If you had a fun day spending quality time with Hubby & a motorcycle then the day twas not wasted.

Don't worry about the taxes, I hear it takes several years for them to catch up with you. ;)

HAPPY EASTER PSILLS!!!

Easter egg hunt is over . . . Skeeter challenged the Easter Bunny yesterday by requesting an outside search because inside was "boring" . . . The Easter Bunny still hid eggs inside but was much tougher this year . . . The Easter Bunny almost made Skeeter cry . . . :lol: . . . The Easter Bunny found it amusing. ;)

Must watch out for those hung-over bunnies. They look cute & sweet but looks are decieving. I had one that used to get in the Cinnamon schnapps. Really. Its true. They will fight you for chocolate, too.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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HAPPY EASTER, PSILLIES!!!!!

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. . . The Easter Bunny almost made Skeeter cry . . . :lol: . . . The Easter Bunny found it amusing. ;)

Must watch out for those hung-over bunnies. They look cute & sweet but looks are decieving. I had one that used to get in the Cinnamon schnapps. Really. Its true. They will fight you for chocolate, too.

Wow.. . . . .the Easter Bunny sounds like he can be one mean Summummab%$@# . . .. .... :unsure:.. . ....a mean, drunken, gluttonous summummab%$@#.. . ......

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Where is everyone? Enjoying the Easter festivities? Since I'm alone, I will have to sing:

Here comes Peter Cotton Tail

Hopping down the bunny trail

Hippity hopping

Easter's on its way!

(This is the only place that lets me sing. Family covers their ears & runs screaming, even Puppy).

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Must watch out for those hung-over bunnies. They look cute & sweet but looks are decieving. I had one that used to get in the Cinnamon schnapps. Really. Its true. They will fight you for chocolate, too.

People say that about me all the time! That I look cute and sweet, and then they find out looks are deceiving. And I'll fight you for chocolate, too.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Where is everyone? Enjoying the Easter festivities?

Our big meal was in the evening . . . made the traditional Easter . . . lasagne :P

Also made gluten-free pineapple upside-down cake which turned out very well. Skeeter said it was "OK, except for those chunks of pineapple" :huh: . . . :lol:

People say that about me all the time! That I look cute and sweet, and then they find out looks are deceiving. And I'll fight you for chocolate, too.

Yeah . . . I'm in for the Chocolate Rumble.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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HAPPY EASTER, PSILLIES!!!!!

Wow.. . . . .the Easter Bunny sounds like he can be one mean Summummab%$@# . . .. .... :unsure:.. . ....a mean, drunken, gluttonous summummab%$@#.. . ......

That made me giggle, thank you, cuz precious little does these days -_-

Things have been rough here the past week, won't bore you with details yet, just a really rough week. I did get to hang out with my sister all day Saturday and we went to the Muse concert, which was TOTALLY amazing!!! It did get me thinking though, things that happen in your life when you finally realize you're "getting older"

Like-When you're at a Muse concert, in the mosh pit and your stress incontinence decides to kick in :o:lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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PSILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you had a great Easter!! :D:D

Sunday was yet ANOTHER disasterous day nutritionally for me :lol: .....chocolate, cake, chocolate....OH and heinous hangover from Saturday night...but was worth it :rolleyes:

Also made gluten-free pineapple upside-down cake which turned out very well.

One of my faves, even WITH the fruit! :P

That made me giggle, thank you, cuz precious little does these days -_-

Hey Raech, hope all's ok, :unsure:

Like-When you're at a Muse concert, in the mosh pit and your stress incontinence decides to kick in :o:lol: :lol:

You're preaching to the choir sista!!!! :ph34r:

Hope the concert was FAB!!

T'is a 'bank holiday' here today....for most, a day off of work

Done nowt, except go to the pictures movies ...saw 'remember me' ......t'was ok - I cried! :rolleyes:

Must try and be more healthy next week - Sven has been neglected and my liver is appalled!!!! :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Our big meal was in the evening . . . made the traditional Easter . . . lasagne :P

At my house, lasagne has been known to be the traditional Thanksgiving or Christmas meal.It's appropriate for any occasion.

That made me giggle, thank you, cuz precious little does these days -_-

Things have been rough here the past week, won't bore you with details yet, just a really rough week. I did get to hang out with my sister all day Saturday and we went to the Muse concert, which was TOTALLY amazing!!! It did get me thinking though, things that happen in your life when you finally realize you're "getting older"

Like-When you're at a Muse concert, in the mosh pit and your stress incontinence decides to kick in :o:lol: :lol:

Sorry your having a bad week. Hope things work out.

PSILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday was yet ANOTHER disasterous day nutritionally for me :lol: .....chocolate, cake, chocolate....OH and heinous hangover from Saturday night...but was worth it :rolleyes:

Must try and be more healthy next week - Sven has been neglected and my liver is appalled!!!! :lol:

I think chocolate & cake are the recommended remedy for a hang-over & liver disease.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I think chocolate & cake are the recommended remedy for a hang-over & liver disease.

Yes, damn right! One reason I LOOOOOVE having a dizzying, sweaty, shaky insulin reaction is that chocolate, as in so many other instances, is a great, legal remedy.

I had a very caloric Easter, as well. <_<:angry: Gads, I wish gluten- and sugar- free eating meant skinny, low-fat eating, as well. . .... . ....never works out that way, it seems. I can still have sugar-free, gluten-free chocolate, all nuts, cream, butter.. . . .oh, and of course - - WINE.

Crap.

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I had a very caloric Easter, as well. <_<:angry: Gads, I wish gluten- and sugar- free eating meant skinny, low-fat eating, as well. . .... . ....never works out that way, it seems. I can still have sugar-free, gluten-free chocolate, all nuts, cream, butter.. . . .oh, and of course - - WINE.

Crap.

:rolleyes:

Yes, how very industrious of us all to still manage to eat bad foods and get phat despite our various limited choices :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes, how very industrious of us all to still manage to eat bad foods and get phat despite our various limited choices

I KNOW!!... . ... ....... . ....'Tis a curse.. . . . .... . . ..:angry: :angry:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Yes, how very industrious of us all to still manage to eat bad foods and get phat despite our various limited choices :lol:

Its a talent. :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Its a talent. :P

:lol: :lol:

I'm having a "clean" week. Absolutely no bad food all week. I have nothing bad at home, so it's just the potato chips and cheese at the conferences that I need to worry about. Day one -- check

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:lol: :lol:

I'm having a "clean" week. Absolutely no bad food all week. I have nothing bad at home, so it's just the potato chips and cheese at the conferences that I need to worry about. Day one -- check

I have a feeling this plan has a fatal phlaw in it :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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:lol: :lol:

I'm having a "clean" week. Absolutely no bad food all week. I have nothing bad at home, so it's just the potato chips and cheese at the conferences that I need to worry about. Day one -- check

Good luck! I was going to try that but this bag of Fritos jumped into my basket at the grocery.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have a feeling this plan has a fatal phlaw in it :rolleyes:

may have to be modified to include wine....

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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may have to be modified to include wine....

Just make sure it's red--good for your heart, then there's no worries!! ;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Yes, damn right! One reason I LOOOOOVE having a dizzying, sweaty, shaky insulin reaction is that chocolate, as in so many other instances, is a great, legal remedy.

I had a very caloric Easter, as well. <_<:angry: Gads, I wish gluten- and sugar- free eating meant skinny, low-fat eating, as well. . .... . ....never works out that way, it seems. I can still have sugar-free, gluten-free chocolate, all nuts, cream, butter.. . . .oh, and of course - - WINE.

Crap.

:rolleyes:

Yeah, you're lookin pretty chunky in that picture there, you better lay off the cheese.....

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yeah, you're lookin pretty chunky in that picture there, you better lay off the cheese.....

:lol:

Gah! Note where the pic is cut off -- just below me bustline, where the fat remains somewhat under control. Pan downwards, and yikes. ... . ....

<_<:rolleyes:

Actually, I could put up a pic of my feet, as well, like you have done, Bunnie. Think I'm fairly lean-footed.....although they ARE unattractive nonetheless. Dry, somewhat gnarled...... . . ...

Yep, not puttin' one o' THOSE up. :ph34r:

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