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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Can I desert my life (please!!) and come and visit someone for the American festivities??? (I've left it too late for the Canadian)

:P

Come to Portland!!! Pleeeeeeeease!! :D

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I shall squeeze you in after North Carolina and the kids' summer camp. :P Oh . . . also have to squeeze in a trip to me Da's before school starts up again in August. He has knick-knack's that need de-knick-knacking.

Look forward to it!!

I also need a 'serious' de-knick-knacking, with added anti-tatt :ph34r:

Come to Portland!!! Pleeeeeeeease!! :D

...and then I wouldn't have to wait until the 9th JULY (WIH?!?! :angry: )'til Eclipse is released here!!

We could do the triple (all three twilight movies) - bring some o' those dribblicious cakes you make :P

How long does it take to get a US visa?? :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Look forward to it!!

I also need a 'serious' de-knick-knacking, with added anti-tatt :ph34r:

...and then I wouldn't have to wait until the 9th JULY (WIH?!?! :angry: )'til Eclipse is released here!!

We could do the triple (all three twilight movies) - bring some o' those dribblicious cakes you make :P

How long does it take to get a US visa?? :unsure:

Don't think any of us want to be here. Weather nice today 82 no humidity. Weather man just said "Heat and humidity return for the Holiday".

I'm sure if you go the the American Embassy near you and explained that this was a Psilly emergency you would be given an immediate Visa.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Do you need a visa? Just show up! Come to the 4th of July parade on Bainbridge. I'll be marching with the theatre group, somewhere between the fire trucks and the boy scouts probably.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: knick-knacks :lol:

Been phollowing all yer summer phun banter--been busy today wif photographer ....the new realtor really knows what she wants. It was like a movie set in here. B) She's all about the right "angles" and "wide shots" and "the right lighting"--a real phirecracker, that one!

Jan-it, when I called Johnson and Johnson to make sure about the baby shampoo, I found out they are going to be introducing a new "naturals line". She didn't have much info, but it should be in stores soon and then they'll have gluten info and such. She only had info on the lotion, which is gluten-free. Thought you might want to phile that away in case Skeeter has to switch at some point.

I'm thinking maybe on the order of California Baby? But easier to find.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Do you need a visa? Just show up!

Actually, around here it a Visa, Mastercard or American Express. As long as you have one of those, I'm sure my city would welcome you.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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.....AND WIH?!? , is Gian-nette on a world tour or summat??? :unsure:

I know, right? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I know, right? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I realize I'm coming in late to this conversation (stupid job) but I have a few ideas! Patee, are you sensitive to coconut? If not maybe try the Tropical Traditions website. I have a handpump lather soap that has one ingredient- saponified virgin coconut oil. Seriously. Not that I would use it on my hair regularly- I did try it once, gave me tangles you wouldn't believe. But they have lots of different kinds of products that are really icky-chemical-free. They even have a shampoo bar! Also just the one ingredient, if you want it unscented. The only scents they use are essential oils, so if you tolerate those you might be able to enjoy a scent.

Also, with the California baby, make sure it says unscented, because they tend to put smells in everything else. My 'calming' face lotion has a rather strong scent, actually.

There was something else I was thinking of, but I can't remember since I can't go LOOK! Fireworks are coming!!

Hi!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

...and then I wouldn't have to wait until the 9th JULY (WIH?!?! :angry: )'til Eclipse is released here!!

We could do the triple (all three twilight movies) - bring some o' those dribblicious cakes you make :P

How long does it take to get a US visa?? :unsure:

ARE YOU KIDDING????? JULY 9TH???????? WIH indeed!!!! I'm going tomorrow night. If you can get here, I'll take you to see it this weekend and bake you whatevah you want! :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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ARE YOU KIDDING????? JULY 9TH???????? WIH indeed!!!! I'm going tomorrow night. If you can get here, I'll take you to see it this weekend and bake you whatevah you want! :D

I could be there by 5pm. Only a slight catch.....$900 round trip! Think my hub would think it was worth it for me to get some cake and see a movie? :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I could be there by 5pm. Only a slight catch.....$900 round trip! Think my hub would think it was worth it for me to get some cake and see a movie? :)

Get thee on thee plane! I shall pick you up on my way to dinner, it's perfect timing really, and you deserve it ;)

And if it's any incentive, I'm taking the kids to the zoo tomorrow----Ooooooh, Ahhhhhhhh :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Get thee on thee plane! I shall pick you up on my way to dinner, it's perfect timing really, and you deserve it ;)

And if it's any incentive, I'm taking the kids to the zoo tomorrow----Ooooooh, Ahhhhhhhh :lol:

Mighty tempting but, um, ah ......

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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By the way . . . wanted to thank everyone for their birfday wishes whilst I was gone . . . and no, it's not my real birfday, just like it's not my real name over on daBook. Also, I'm not in my 40's . . . I'm . . . :huh: . . . 23 . . . :rolleyes: . . . yeah, that's it. I'm 23.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Trash day . . . prepare yourself . . . had lots of rain and raccoons in my (large) bird food bin . . . big time nastiness . . . :greenguy: . . . I put the whole thing, bin and all, into a giant garbage bag and stuck it in our trash can. Still left a trail of putrid slime and maggots. The smell was gagulous. Had to clorox the trash can.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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We are trying to fit in a few days in LA to go to Disney & Catalina Island. J (17) came up with this idea: We should be able to go to the front of the lines because I have a "disability". I said that it doesn't effect my ability to ride a ride or stand in line. He said we have to get the ride seats/cars wiped down before I ride incase some kid had crumbs on his fingers. That should get us to the front of the line. B) Always looking for a way to beat the system.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The hurricane will miss us, but we're in fer a couple days of thunderstorms, heavy rain, and local phlooding. It's already very gray and windy out--I had to run to the store quick to get milk. Gotta have me tea :P

Now I can just stay put.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Trash day . . . prepare yourself . . . had lots of rain and raccoons in my (large) bird food bin . . . big time nastiness . . . :greenguy: . . . I put the whole thing, bin and all, into a giant garbage bag and stuck it in our trash can. Still left a trail of putrid slime and maggots. The smell was gagulous. Had to clorox the trash can.

Good gawd...nuttin like the smell of wet garbage in the summertime :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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The hurricane will miss us, but we're in fer a couple days of thunderstorms, heavy rain, and local phlooding. It's already very gray and windy out--I had to run to the store quick to get milk. Gotta have me tea :P

Now I can just stay put.

Batten down the hatches! Put out the sand bags! Stock up on wine and snacks!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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The hurricane will miss us, but we're in fer a couple days of thunderstorms, heavy rain, and local phlooding. It's already very gray and windy out--I had to run to the store quick to get milk. Gotta have me tea :P

Now I can just stay put.

You know who caused this hurricane, right??? Who recently turned 1000 posts?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You know who caused this hurricane, right??? Who recently turned 1000 posts?

That right!!! Twas Karreighn, :o and I said at the time it might not be she that gets the onslaught but one of us. The old cross-silly phlipover transfer. Sneaky lil' devil, that one.

Thanks a bunch Karreighn :P;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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That right!!! Twas Karreighn, :o and I said at the time it might not be she that gets the onslaught but one of us. The old cross-silly phlipover transfer. Sneaky lil' devil, that one.

Thanks a bunch Karreighn :P;)

Yea. that's right! I feel very powerful! :ph34r: (evil laughing)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yea. that's right! I feel very powerful! :ph34r: (evil laughing)

<snort>

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Taking another math class. Anyone know anything about double integrals and polar coordinates? Like WIH is a polar coordinate?? not that I took calculus 25 years ago or anything....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Taking another math class. Anyone know anything about double integrals and polar coordinates? Like WIH is a polar coordinate?? not that I took calculus 25 years ago or anything....

:blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Taking another math class. Anyone know anything about double integrals and polar coordinates? Like WIH is a polar coordinate?? not that I took calculus 25 years ago or anything....

Santa's address?

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