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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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celiac-mommy
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Those Canadians are so nice!!!

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Ahhhh, that made me cry!

(Please be PMS, Pleeeeeeease be PMS!!) :ph34r:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I'm sure I got stuff he can fix. Bring him when you come to get yer NikWax.

Turns out my baby was just goofing with his bro's welding mask. Baby M was building wood & metal shelves. Big bro J will weld the parts that need it. Love it when they learn practical skills.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Well, I've ditched work today in favor of Costco and chicken feed. Dinner tonight is Indian out with the girls.

And its NOT RAINING!!!!

What an amazing day. :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Well, I've ditched work today in favor of Costco and chicken feed. Dinner tonight is Indian out with the girls.

And its NOT RAINING!!!!

What an amazing day. :)

That sounds nice! The chickens are happy, too!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

And if y'all don't post on my Haiku thread, I'll be posting your year for you. :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

oooh. I just had a scary thought! If Knick pinches and punches us on the first day of the month, what happens on the first day of the year!?!? :o :o Maybe we all better hide!

ph34r.gif

Gaaaahhh! :unsure: ... And Gnick does take this monthly announcement very seriously. . . . . .. ...good thinking, Jyesss -- I'm layin' low here 'til the 2nd. .. . . . . . ...

..... dunno if yooz guys can handle it???

Add into the mix that at the very least I'm 5 hrs ahead!....I can't phail can I?

Yer bettah hope I don't get bladdered New Years Eve wink.gif

I was just thinking this.

Hub and I tried this 110 years ago when dating but found we really didn't want to be apart.

Yeah, ditto.

Would really like that now wink.giflaugh.gif

And if y'all don't post on my Haiku thread, I'll be posting your year for you. :P

I tried. I'm new to it....but it was phun

Can I have another go??

Time for me bed peeps.

*yawn* happy.gif

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I tried. I'm new to it....but it was phun

Can I have another go??

I thought it was excelllent!! You done good.

Back from Dad's . . . ahhhhhhhhh . . . relaxing wif a hard cider (:ph34r: I'm really liking this stuff) We did good, only came back with a baby gate (He tries to load us up with all kinds of sh!t stuff that he no longer wants/needs). And don't get any ideas, I'm giving the baby gate to a friend with a puppy dog puppy that has chewing issues.

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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:ph34r:

..... dunno if yooz guys can handle it???

Add into the mix that at the very least I'm 5 hrs ahead!....I can't phail can I?

Nah, Nik, you keep leaving me out of the equation (see, I'm even talking math since Jess's pheats); I'm 12 hours ahead and going to getcha :ph34r: You CAN phail.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I thought it was excelllent!! You done good.

Back from Dad's . . . ahhhhhhhhh . . . relaxing wif a hard cider (:ph34r: I'm really liking this stuff) We did good, only came back with a baby gate (He tries to load us up with all kinds of sh!t stuff that he no longer wants/needs). And don't get any ideas, I'm giving the baby gate to a friend with a puppy dog puppy that has chewing issues.

Aww! I thought maybe you were getting a puppy!

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Sometimes they just need to realize what they could lose. :P

Since both BE and I commute, the only time we could really go out is Saturday. Fridays he's not home until 8:30, which is late for me. I suppose dinner in Seattle would work, but he'd still have to drop me off at home, and then leave..... :ph34r::P :P Dunno. Have to think about this. Once the weather improves we can do weekend hikes n' stuff. Not such a fun prospect this time of year though.

I was the one who had crazy hours in the TV business. I would go to Clark's house on a Thursday night after work and go grocery shopping. Then quietly (most nights) crawl into bed. He'd be at work Friday but I saw him Friday night (either I would have cooked or we'd go out - believe me I saw early on that cooking wasn't his forte). Then I had to go to work on Saturday. He'd visit me during the week when he could but since I didn't get home until midnight or later (sometimes 2 or 3) it was an interesting courtship to say the least. It stood the test of time (together 22 years and married 19). It was well worth it for me to work around our schedules and eventually when we had Tony I took an early severance package and got to stay home. You have to decide if it's worth it. I wouldn't trade Clark for the world although we'd both like to throttle each other at times (by now we know all the buttons t push). BE sound very special but we also know what a treasure you are so if you decide to take the hassle of his schedule it's his good fortune!!!!

wub.gif Loey Lane

P.S. Just read that you wanted the break. Again, you are an awesome lady and BE would be lucky to have you as his lady!!!!!!!!! And good sex is a good thing. Believe me after 22 years one of us always seems to be asleep - which I will rectify (tee-hee)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Nah, Nik, you keep leaving me out of the equation (see, I'm even talking math since Jess's pheats); I'm 12 hours ahead and going to getcha :ph34r: You CAN phail.

*GAH*!!!!!

What was I thinking???.....I phorgot about the 'Antipodean' phactor!!!

:o

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

snort

It's a race! Can shroomie stay up long enough to beat Knik to the punch?

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

snort

It's a race! Can shroomie stay up long enough to beat Knik to the punch?

Hah!! Taking champers up to the neighbours' They'll wake me up and kick me out :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Hah!! Taking champers up to the neighbours' They'll wake me up and kick me out :rolleyes:

Dirty stop out!!...although drunk posting is accepted round 'ere.

Obligatory I think on NYE :wacko:

Definitely going to bed now!!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Well, I'm done work for the year. ;)

As some of you know, I have two computers, both of which are several years old.

The tower PC in my home office is six years old, and has been struggling with memory problems. I upgraded the memory today from 256 Mb to 1.2 Gb. It now outperforms my notebook, but is not portable.

Do you have any idea how big the dust bunnies get inside a CPU that has not been opened in six years? :ph34r:

I should have done it long ago. It has been suffering from memory deficiency for a long time. A gigabyte of additional memory cost me 54 bucks. :)

Going up to visit Jacquie's family tomorrow. Then a quiet evening at home.

Happy New Year to all my treasured psilly phriends.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Well, I'm done work for the year. ;)

As some of you know, I have two computers, both of which are several years old.

The tower PC in my home office is six years old, and has been struggling with memory problems. I upgraded the memory today from 256 Mb to 1.2 Gb. It now outperforms my notebook, but is not portable.

Do you have any idea how big the dust bunnies get inside a CPU that has not been opened in six years? :ph34r:

I should have done it long ago. It has been suffering from memory deficiency for a long time. A gigabyte of additional memory cost me 54 bucks. :)

Peter, I'll buy the part and pay you $ 54 to clean the dust bunnies out of my memory and install a new faster brain in my head.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

There's a brain bunny vacuum???? I want one!!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

If you got rid of the bunnies in my brain, who would do all the work????

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Kilroy was here

:ph34r:

1:01 a.m., January 1, 2011

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Just wanted to wish all of my dear psilles a happy and healthy New Year! I hope that everyone pfeels well and is able to do what they enjoy the most and prosper at it. I don't know what I would have done without all of you!!!!!!

wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif Loey

HOPPY GNU YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Where's the Haiku Thread Jesse?

Loey

P.S. Might not be back on until tomorrow. We are going to the party tonight. I will bring a bag of celery and carrots for me and Clark will enjoy the gluten life for a night (snoopy sigh)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Where's the Haiku Thread Jesse?

Loey

Right here!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Kilroy was here

:ph34r:

1:01 a.m., January 1, 2011

Happy New Year, other side of the world!

On my side of the world, we are trying to get in all the weather types possible before midnight. Warm (60F), tornados, thunderstorms, heavy winds and ice turning to a little snow. My neighborhood is in the icy stage moving towards the snow stage.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Kilroy was here

:ph34r:

1:01 a.m., January 1, 2011

WooHOO!! Shroomie's in the future!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I think I have pink eye <_< But I'm not pregnant, so that's a bonus to the day :D:lol:

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