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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

oligo-silliness

silly deficit

scraps of silly


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elye Community Regular

Gah, 'tis so true. . . .. . ... ....:unsure:.. . ...Mass Slowdown in Psilly.. . .. . . ....

Well, I will interject with something my dad once said after he came home from work during an incredible cold snap that hit Ottawa many winters ago.

Hell, it's so cold out there that the flashers downtown are only describing themselves.. . . ...

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

Gah, 'tis so true. . . .. . ... ....:unsure:.. . ...Mass Slowdown in Psilly.. . .. . . ....

Well, I will interject with something my dad once said after he came home from work during an incredible cold snap that hit Ottawa many winters ago.

Hell, it's so cold out there that the flashers downtown are only describing themselves.. . . ...

:lol:

:P:P:P

Loey Rising Star

Gah, 'tis so true. . . .. . ... ....:unsure:.. . ...Mass Slowdown in Psilly.. . .. . . ....

Well, I will interject with something my dad once said after he came home from work during an incredible cold snap that hit Ottawa many winters ago.

Hell, it's so cold out there that the flashers downtown are only describing themselves.. . . ...

:lol:

Now that was psilly!!!! I haven't been online much because my pain has gotten worse and my son returned from his week away. I got to sneak a peak at his BF (that he has a BIG crush on) and she's adorable. It told him to say goodnight for me and she sweetly returned it. They were skyping. She has a boyfriend at home (Chicago). Evil mom here hopes that the distance makes it too hard and she and Tony become a couple. She's taking my son for a makeover. Also the friend he's going to room next year with is a neat freak so Tony said he thinks it will be good for him. BTW, Karrreeennnggg I've been making him do a lot more chores (only took me 19 years) laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif.

Can't wait to see the new GI next week. Went to get a new SS card yesterday and they said I should file the claim ASAP because it takes several months.

We're supposed to get 18 inches of snow tomorrow so I have to go to the market today. it should be a zoo there.

Loey

elye Community Regular

We're supposed to get 18 inches of snow tomorrow so I have to go to the market today.

Eighteen inches o' psnough! :blink: That is about 45 cm! Well, there will be no point in looking around for any flashers while you're there.... . they'll be simply describing.. . .. . . ..

kareng Grand Master

Eighteen inches o' psnough! :blink: That is about 45 cm! Well, there will be no point in looking around for any flashers while you're there.... . they'll be simply describing.. . .. . . ..

The wind chill temp is -6F here. I think the flashers would freeze their Popsicles off!

Rowena Rising Star

*pops head back in* Where's the psillyness? Okay, we need to bring it back... Who wants to hear another of the dream queen's dreams?


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Jestgar Rising Star

*pops head back in* Where's the psillyness? Okay, we need to bring it back... Who wants to hear another of the dream queen's dreams?

Bring us bizarre humour o dream queen

kareng Grand Master

*pops head back in* Where's the psillyness? Okay, we need to bring it back... Who wants to hear another of the dream queen's dreams?

Speakth! Or Typeth?

elye Community Regular

Rowena!! Yes! Please dream away. . . . ......Please, be-silly us!

kareng Grand Master

Rowena!! Yes! Please dream away. . . . ......Please, be-silly us!

Ro must have gone to take a nap!

Jestgar Rising Star

Ro must have gone to take a nap!

data acquisition.

Jestgar Rising Star

Shroomie's in New Zealand, right? Not washed away in the Aussie floods?

kareng Grand Master

Shroomie's in New Zealand, right? Not washed away in the Aussie floods?

No, she's still shaking in NZ.

mushroom Proficient

Nah, the last decent shake we had was Boxing Day (4.9) - ruined the Boxing Day sales 'cos everyone went running into the streets just after the shops opened their doors (hub got his TomTom though :ph34r: , six minutes before :D ) We are separated from Australia by lots of water but it is the salty kind, not that red/brown stuff. Have friends in Toowoomba (who live on high ground) and my niece has her warehouse in Brisbane - but she sold it to her partner a few weeks ago and she is trying to unload her stock anyway :P because she's getting out of the domestic side of her business. Also sold her house in Brizzie and moved to Caloundra on the Sunshine Coast (way further north) just before Christmas :D . But the other poor blighters in Qld are having a pretty miserable time of it.

Barb, my erstwhile housesitter, got caught in a flash flood just before Christmas here on the South Island when a river she was driving beside burst its banks suddenly, and her Rav4 got spun around several times ending up in a ditch 100 meters down the road but right side up, fortunately, with water up to her waist almost whilst kneeling on her seat. T'was about 90 mins before they were rescued none the worse for wear (except the poor ole Rav4). This was from a remnant of one of the Queensland storms.

Sorry that none of this is very phunny stuph - seems not to be the psilly time of year.

elye Community Regular

So glad that you're far enough away from the horror in Queensland, Shroom! Very unpsilly, indeed, that... . . ...:(

Okay! Here is an excellent photo taken of DD yesterday by one of her good friends who has some cool features on her Mac camera. 'Tis quite a likeness, and I suggested she submit it for her informal yearbook photo:

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Jestgar Rising Star

Good thing ya forked out to make the teeth look good.

kareng Grand Master

She's lovely!

kareng Grand Master

Please tell me what I did wrong? :blink: I sent this email Monday night to the parents of the Robotics students when we found out we wouldn't have school. J also, sent all the kids a text that said the same thing.

Titled: Tue Robotics:

The school district says that we can start at 11. So tomorrow -CAPS center 11 am . Bring a lunch and a drink and maybe a snack and a water bottle. I asked until when and was told "until we are done".

I got an email back the next day from a parent, attached, as a reply, to my "Tue Robotics" email that said:

School district is closed so I assume there is no robotics, could you confirm

J got alot of kids calling him Tue afternoon, asking if we would have it in the evening.

J, the teacher, & I are clueless and frustrated.

Thank you for the rant.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I broke me arse! Pseriously, I'm sittin on a frikin donut right now. I'd laugh, but it hurts too bad. I'm such an idiot!! :rolleyes:

Please tell me what I did wrong? :blink: I sent this email Monday night to the parents of the Robotics students when we found out we wouldn't have school. J also, sent all the kids a text that said the same thing.

Titled: Tue Robotics:

The school district says that we can start at 11. So tomorrow -CAPS center 11 am . Bring a lunch and a drink and maybe a snack and a water bottle. I asked until when and was told "until we are done".

I got an email back the next day from a parent, attached, as a reply, to my "Tue Robotics" email that said:

School district is closed so I assume there is no robotics, could you confirm

J got alot of kids calling him Tue afternoon, asking if we would have it in the evening.

J, the teacher, & I are clueless and frustrated.

Thank you for the rant.

Sounds pretty clear to me.... But then, I may not be the best person to ask :lol:

kareng Grand Master

I broke me arse! Pseriously, I'm sittin on a frikin donut right now. I'd laugh, but it hurts too bad. I'm such an idiot!! :rolleyes:

Sounds pretty clear to me.... But then, I may not be the best person to ask :lol:

You can't think out you a$$, you have to use your brain!

Did you get an xray?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

You can't think out you a$$, you have to use your brain!

Did you get an xray?

No xray. There's nothing they can do for it anyway. I've done it twice before <_< Did you know that jumping into a pile of leaves arse first is NOT a soft landing.... I do :rolleyes:

On the bright side, this is my new nephew Oswald. He came over last night to meet the kids, get acclimated. It was love at first sight on both sides. He loves Max. He's super sweet for a Chow-and a rescue!

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kareng Grand Master

No xray. There's nothing they can do for it anyway. I've done it twice before <_< Did you know that jumping into a pile of leaves arse first is NOT a soft landing.... I do :rolleyes:

On the bright side, this is my new nephew Oswald. He came over last night to meet the kids, get acclimated. It was love at first sight on both sides. He loves Max. He's super sweet for a Chow-and a rescue!

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Oh Ozzie is soooo sweet! I just want put my cold hands in all that lovely fur!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

He needs a bath, so you might want to wait :P They picked him up yesterday and the fur on his head is perfect, but the rest of his body is pretty matted and his flanks have huge stress spots :( He was a stray that no one claimed. My brother saw him online, his girlfriend fell in love, they went to see him immedietly and Ozzie ran right up to Shane, burried his nose in his knees and stayed there. They brought him home, he went right over to his new bed and layed down. Hasn't barked once, just smiles all the time. Melts your heart! I get to play with him tomorrow :D

curlyfries Contributor

Went birding yesterday . . . we're a hardy lot. Probably about 12 of us total with temps less than 10 degF and a windchill about 0. We're looking at going on a field trip next Saturday to an area where bald eagles roost . . . supposedly have the potential of seeing 80 to 100 bald eagles.

Went to PF Changs tonight . . . man I love that place.

:huh:

I have no words.......except

ARE YOU NUTS????

BTW....what do you get at PFChangs? I've only been there once and did not like what I ordered.

The wind chill temp is -6F here. I think the flashers would freeze their Popsicles off!

I'm sure I would freeze something off at that temp....and I wouldn't have to be flashing. Perhaps that's why my boobies have refused to grow.....preservation :ph34r:

data acquisition.

exactly :rolleyes:

Barb, my erstwhile housesitter, got caught in a flash flood just before Christmas here on the South Island when a river she was driving beside burst its banks suddenly, and her Rav4 got spun around several times ending up in a ditch 100 meters down the road but right side up, fortunately, with water up to her waist almost whilst kneeling on her seat. T'was about 90 mins before they were rescued none the worse for wear (except the poor ole Rav4). This was from a remnant of one of the Queensland storms.

HOLY CRAP!!! Glad she's ok!

Trying to stay warm......Why do I live here???? :unsure:

Seeing an allergist, now. I don't tolerate much of anything these days. Haven't found any allergies yet except dust mites, so he took me off all grains (wasn't eating much anyways, but there goes my tortilla chips :( ) and beans. Things that dust mites could be habitating in. I don't think that's it. Next he wants me to try an organic diet.

$$$$$$$$$

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