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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Too much wet snow falling to ski. We left early. Went into Ogden to find one of it's 3 liqour stores. First went to the Smith's grocery for a couple of things & they had Redbridge! I'm happy for a couple of days.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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. First went to the Smith's grocery for a couple of things & they had Redbridge! I'm happy for a couple of days.

I wanna have a Redbridge!! ((stamping foot)).. . .....:angry: We do not have it up here.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I wanna have a Redbridge!! ((stamping foot)).. . .....:angry: We do not have it up here.....

You'll hafta come down and visit.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I wanna have a Redbridge!! ((stamping foot)).. . .....:angry: We do not have it up here.....

Come on over!

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY!.. . . ....:huh:. .. . . . .:unsure:. . . . . .... . .We got some new pholks entering the building?. ... . . . . .... .

All right, then...perfect timing....I have a new edition of Jack's Phacts! You will note how the subject matter of these bits of fascinating trivia is subtly........ .. changing.. . ... . ..as The Ripper moves into teenagehood:

Female marsupials have three vaginal openings, and males have a bifurcated, or forked, penis.

...There's a limerick in there, somewhere.....

Just throwin' the newbies in here....trial by fire . . .....

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Leees-ahhhh!!!!!! biggrin.gif..I've been (still am) in combat with ma youngest teen. All out war dry.gif

Ahhhhh.....the joys of parenthood :P

https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gifQue sera sera Padts rolleyes.gifCan only do me best...he may have won the battle but I shall win the war (..rallying cry) *dons armoUr again*

That's our Knikkers! :lol:

Too much wet snow falling to ski. We left early. Went into Ogden to find one of it's 3 liqour stores. First went to the Smith's grocery for a couple of things & they had Redbridge! I'm happy for a couple of days.

Ogden!!!! I used to live there......only because me hubby was stationed there at Hill AFB. My son was born there :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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HEY!.. . . ....:huh:. .. . . . .:unsure:. . . . . .... . .We got some new pholks entering the building?. ... . . . . .... .

All right, then...perfect timing....I have a new edition of Jack's Phacts! You will note how the subject matter of these bits of fascinating trivia is subtly........ .. changing.. . ... . ..as The Ripper moves into teenagehood:

Female marsupials have three vaginal openings, and males have a bifurcated, or forked, penis.

...There's a limerick in there, somewhere.....

There once was a roo named Sue,.....

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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With too many openings to know what to do

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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she needed a fork

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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but not with a dork

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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With a male that knew how to woo

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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<giggle>

elye Community Regular
elye
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There once was a roo named Sue,.....

With too many openings to know what to do

she needed a fork

but not with a dork

With a male that knew how to woo

:lol: :lol:

Bygawd, the power of suggestion... . ... . .

Don't know quite what to say about Jack's latest enlightening Phact, myself. He is going to bring it up for discussion in health class next week. I'll be interested to hear how it is received by twenty other thirteen- and fourteen-year-old boys.

AND the teacher.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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A friend on FB posted this from my hometown....

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:unsure: Appliance abuse?

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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Those grease spots on clothes 'll drive you nuts! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Those grease spots on clothes 'll drive you nuts! :blink:

True dat! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY!! Etta's moved over!!:DB)

...Now we gotta keep 'er here.. . . . . . ....

Etta, you don't own a marsupial, do you? :unsure:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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A friend on FB posted this from my hometown....

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:unsure: Appliance abuse?

I REALLY would love to see Judge Judy try this case! Or maybe our Peoter can try it for the psillies. When I taught Gifted and Talented the 5th graders and a quarter spent on the judicial system. Imagine this being taught by a 56 year old jewish hippie. That was probably my coolest teaching job. I had 3rd, 4th, & 5th G&T 2/3 of the day and Ressource Room for 1/3. Talk about a dichotomy. Anyway, as usual I digress. We should figure out which psillie could role play and try the woman who assaulted the washer. I can think of reasons I'd assault my glass top stove.

Thanks for the smile biggrin.gif I'll pop in again later.

Loey

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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We should figure out which psillie could role play and try the woman who assaulted the washer. I can think of reasons I'd assault my glass top stove.

M-m-m-m-m.....I once had a dishwasher I wanted to smack on occasion.....dried on, crusty bits of schmutz in the corners.....again??????? :o :o :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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A friend on FB posted this from my hometown....

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:unsure: Appliance abuse?

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We've all felt like that sometimes haven't we?? ....but 19 yrs old sounds young to feel so jaded towards kitchen appliances unsure.gif

I think the judge needs all social reports on this lady - I'm sensing a troubled childhood...... a past traumatic experience with a washer maybe???

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm sensing a troubled childhood...... a past traumatic experience with a washer maybe???

Hee!! Probably got her real agitated and had her spinning :P

Left her drained.... B)

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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HEY!! Etta's moved over!!:DB)

...Now we gotta keep 'er here.. . . . . . ....

Etta, you don't own a marsupial, do you? :unsure:

I HAD to move over... too many comedians in this outfit to be able to stay sober.. I mean serious :D

I don't have a marsupial, too bad (a roo is too big for my house) ... I had no idea chinchillas were so cute and smart!!

Maybe her washer started walking and it freaked her out... :o

Yuck yuck yuck... I just reread this last few pages..I meanthread...GWAHAHAHA! Laughter is healing!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hee!! Probably got her real agitated and had her spinning :P

Left her drained.... B)

groooooaaaaaaannnnnnn . . . but well-done . . . :P

HiYa Etta . . . what's yer chinchilla's name?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hiya Jan-it!!!!! :D

How's things?

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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His name is Chilli... sometimes I call him Chewy because there are chew marks on my furniture. ;) He's too cute to get mad at.. aaawwww soo cutie-wootie :lol:

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