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Jestgar Rising Star

HEY! Got nothing to add......great news, I'm over on Wards Island, Toronto.... ..and my brother has a keyboard that is...um....


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mushroom Proficient

HEY! Got nothing to add......great news, I'm over on Wards Island, Toronto.... ..and my brother has a keyboard that is...um....

kareng Grand Master

Hi all from SAlt Lake City! Glad to see some medical issues are resolving.

Just got back from an official Irish dinner at PF Changs. Boy did M eat! Skiing makes the boys hungry and PF Changs is one of his Favs.

We stayed the first few days north of SLC in a beautiful condo. Then, yesterday, we moved down to SLC to ski places closer to The city. We were to stay in a Chase Suites near the university. It is a few blocks from PF Changs and across the street from a gluten-free pizza place. It has a full kitchen - oven, stove burners, microwave & fridge. Got there and it had been sold 3 weeks ago and was being remodeled. The Chase company had not told any of the people staying there!

A guy who just happened to be looking for places to put some specialized construction workers for a few weeks, came in to the Chase to find out if they had rooms. He heard Hub's plight and told him he had just checked at the Homestead Suites and they had rooms. So we are now staying there. It has 2 burners, a microwave & a fridge. It doesn't really work well for cooking but it's OK for breakfast & to keep my lunch stuff. Last night we had Snack Dinner - cheese, apples, crackers.

Had a good day skiing.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hiya Karreighn!!! Thanks fer the update. :D

It is 74 degrees out right now!!!!!!!!! B)

mushroom Proficient

"March the 17th!! Sleep the 18th!! " That's what everyone must be doing today :D

jerseyangel Proficient

"March the 17th!! Sleep the 18th!! "

I've never heard that !! :D

Gotta remember and steal it fer next year :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Great day of skiing!

Going to try Litza's Pizza. Was recommended by the gluten Free store in Layton. A whole store full of only gluten-free foods!

We also tried Taggarts Grill in Morgan at their suggestion. Yum! gluten-free buns that they could use for anyone's sandwich. M said I should get a big box shipped! They also had a peacock that sat right outside out window and a lovely calico cat that greets everyone. They have at least 5 bakeries in this area. Not all have stores but supply other stores and restaurants.


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mushroom Proficient

Be safe. Psills!!!:blink: Double check your phluid levels :unsure:

elye Community Regular

HEEEYYY, Royal Psubjects!

Well.. . . . ....I spent last night in the eleventh century, completely swept up in jousting, falconry, hand-to-hand sword and shield combat.. .. ....'twas so... .....positievely Medieval.

It really was quite a show. I explained upon entering just who I was. If you can imagine, NONE of the subjects there were apprised of the Royal Arrival and Walkabout of Queen Emily the 3000th of Psillyville.

They seemed to not even know who I was. :huh:

Incredible.

However, they had a rather impressive crown ready to place on my head, and here I am in my av, ready to reign over this clueless, rather barbaric Toronto rabble... . ...

Technical question: Can we still write something under our avs? I could not find the option to do so under "edit my profile". . . .....

Hmmmph. Some monarch.... . . ...canna find my way around me own profile.... <_<

kareng Grand Master

HEEEYYY, Royal Psubjects!

Well.. . . . ....I spent last night in the eleventh century, completely swept up in jousting, falconry, hand-to-hand sword and shield combat.. .. ....'twas so... .....positievely Medieval.

Technical question: Can we still write something under our avs? I could not find the option to do so under "edit my profile". . . .....

Hmmmph. Some monarch.... . . ...canna find my way around me own profile.... <_<

Try this, Your Highness:

Edit profile, Member Profile, Member Title

psawyer Proficient

Technical question: Can we still write something under our avs? I could not find the option to do so under "edit my profile". . . .....

Try this, Your Highness:

Edit profile, Member Profile, Member Title

'Tis so. You must have at least 501 posts to be able to do this.

The moon is full and bright. Where is Canadian Karen when we need her? And, no, the smart Alec answer "Bowmanville" isn't gonna cut it.

kareng Grand Master

'Tis so. You must have at least 501 posts to be able to do this.

The moon is full and bright. Where is Canadian Karen when we need her? And, no, the smart Alec answer "Bowmanville" isn't gonna cut it.

Do Canadian Karens howl at the moon? Turn into a werewolf? Perform sacred Wiccan fertility rituals? Run naked thru Bowmanville?

Hmmmm... Sounds like fun. Maybe Kansan Karens should do those things.

jerseyangel Proficient

Em, you are a vision there in yer crown! B)

There's some moon-howlin' going on over on FB--I believe you will find Canadian Karen there. ;)

Loey Rising Star

HEY! Got nothing to add......great news, I'm over on Wards Island, Toronto.... ..and my brother has a keyboard that is...um....ùcanadiennne.. . ... ùùùùuhù... ùgahÙ!...um, set to, uh, French Canadian Standards.......strange accents....

ùHell, better get off..... . IÈll be back........GAHHH....:wacko:

All Hail Queen Em,

Your Mighty Subject,

Lois Lane (aka Loey laugh.gif)

elye Community Regular

Your Mighty Subject,

Lois Lane (aka Loey :lol:)

:lol: :lol: Man, I couldn't get ANY o' the masses in this amphitheatre to recognise me as royalty. I needed the robe and sceptre.. . .and that bloody jester.. . . .

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I seem to remember the 'robe' had some dubious stains on it unsure.gifhuh.gif

*****WARNING!...TECHNICAL QUESTION!******

'The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave flash'

OH POEter!!!.....what does this mean??...& how can I rectify it ? unsure.gif

psawyer Proficient

'The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave flash'

I don't use Shockwave, although I have heard of it. Sometimes stuff just happens. You might want to make sure you have the latest version. Open Original Shared Link

Less than six hours until spring arrives. Shroomie--you get autumn instead. :o

mushroom Proficient

Shroomie--you get autumn instead. :o

We've had it for a while already :blink: I thought it seemed ahead of schedule :unsure:

elye Community Regular

Less than six hours until spring arrives.

:angry: We are getting 10 cm of psnaough overnight.. .. . .....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I don't use Shockwave, although I have heard of it. Sometimes stuff just happens. You might want to make sure you have the latest version. Open Original Shared Link

Less than six hours until spring arrives. Shroomie--you get autumn instead. :o

Cheers Poeter, i'll look into it .

So, what's your definition of spring starting? Clocks going forward?? unsure.gif

Shroomie! Get the heck back over to the US soooon!!

laugh.gif Em's av

psawyer Proficient

So, what's your definition of spring starting? Clocks going forward?? unsure.gif

The vernal equinox is my definition. It comes at 7:21 pm today Toronto time, just under two hours from now.

Did the clocks thing last weekend.

elye Community Regular

.laugh.gif Em's av

I was trying as hard as I could to look like a serious, austere, regal and all-knowing Head of State. However, I now look at this photo and know that I was just someone who was on her third large goblet of Merlot. . . ... . .. <_<

kareng Grand Master

that I was just someone who was on her third large goblet of Merlot. . . ... . .. <_<

Just what we require of our monarch! Cheers & long live the Queen!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Ardagh.webp

Queen Em-uh-leigh's goblet of fire merlot.

It's rather LARGE tongue.gif

kareng Grand Master

Ardagh.webp

Queen Em-uh-leigh's goblet of fire merlot.

It's rather LARGE tongue.gif

Tis a magnificent goblet! Fit for a queen.

Back from Spring Break. Cooper spent the week with Grandma & Poppa. He is now a spoiled dog. My dad walked him 3-5 times a day!

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