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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: Em's goblet!! Poifect fer drinking gobs of wine :P

After a beautiful weekend of sun and temps in the mid 50's--I woke up to snaugh this morning! :o About 2 inches on the ground and still coming down. :angry:

It's supposed to be spring.....<grumble>.......

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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I seem to remember the 'robe' had some dubious stains on it unsure.gifhuh.gif

*****WARNING!...TECHNICAL QUESTION!******

'The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave flash'

OH POEter!!!.....what does this mean??...& how can I rectify it ? unsure.gif

I'm having "time machine errors" and disc read problems. Clark's been trying to fix it. It's a pain in my big arse!!!!

Will be offline today. Back too bad to sit up. Never thought I'd be looking forward to a needle in my lumbar!

Hugs,

Loey

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

I'm having "time machine errors" and disc read problems. Clark's been trying to fix it. It's a pain in my big arse!!!!

Will be offline today. Back too bad to sit up. Never thought I'd be looking forward to a needle in my lumbar!

Hugs,

Loey

Ack Lowey! Computers are EEEEVIL!!!! dry.gif

Hope you get some relief with your back soon!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I'm having "time machine errors" and disc read problems. Clark's been trying to fix it. It's a pain in my big arse!!!!

Your computer is a time machine, too? :o

Geez......I think I need an upgrade :blink:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Geez......I think I need an upgrade :blink:

I need an upgrade too!! Anyone know where to shop for spare body parts? Do they have ankle stores? Or different sizes of butts? Can you order online?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I need an upgrade too!! Anyone know where to shop for spare body parts? Do they have ankle stores? Or different sizes of butts? Can you order online?

I'd like a set of boobs, please.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Anyone know where to shop for spare body parts? Do they have ankle stores? Or different sizes of butts?

.....a digestive system in decent working order..... <_< And whilst they're at it, a phlatter stomach? :unsure:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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. . . Because I'm trying to corral Etta back in here:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Here Etta! Come over to the Psilly side, little Chinchilla!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I am emerging from the tsunami drowned, gaping head wound, bloody staples, projectile vomiting a'la exorcist, pinning down a 5yo boy to keep him calm and gash free, 19 hours of OT in 24 hours world! It is my first day back to work in 2 weeks (besides the call day from Hell...)!! :rolleyes::P

I have read the last 10 pages, too much to individually comment on, but I shall say that I am sooooo happy to hear the good medical news, intrigued about the 3 vagina/forked dork marsupials, and I am also in need of boobs! :lol:

The hub is on his way out of town this weekend to have a 'boys weekend' up in the mountains somewhere. I am pretty sure I will be staying out of the ER ;) My hub, however, has just completed a bottle each of bourbon, vokda and rum to take with him. He may be the one ending up in the ER!

My dd went to a slumber party this weekend and learned to play Truth or Dare... One of the dares was to drink Pepsi straight out of the 2L bottle.... I am having high school flashbacks and panic attacks all at the same time! I'm going to have to talk to her about good decision making. Me thinks there is a fine line between talking to her and giving her idears :rolleyes:

Not sure what else to say. I shall tell a bit of a phunny story. So after the tsunami, son's gaping head wound, heart issue on the plane, son's vomiting-sending him back to the ER for a CT, blah, blah, blah... I had been holding up pretty well, no major breakdown, not much crying, I got to the airport anxious to get home, got in the wrong freakin line for security, made it ALL the way to the front of the line, passed my stuff thru the scanner, and the TSA agent walks over with my beach bag and asks if it's mine. Yes, I say. He asks if I have a jar of jam in the bag. Yes, I say (preface, I had been searching for this frickin jar of jam for 5 days, found it on the last morning and paid 10$ for it!!!). He says, you can't take that on the plane with you. I say, WHAT?! He says, You can check that suitcase there... I say, NO, I do NOT want to check my suitcase! The tears are starting to roll down my face and he's staring at me like, It's just a freakin jar of jam. Looks at me in the eyes as he DROPS the jar into the trash. Now I'm sobbing and now I have 3 TSA douschebags standing there staring at me fumble with my shoes and gather my stuff. My mother happened to be at the airport at the SAME time flying from Oahu to Maui, I ran to her like a 5yo bawling, she was bawling and my stepdad looked soooooo awkward and uncomfortable standing a few feet away and patting our backs :rolleyes: What people musta thought! To make matters worse, I went to rearrange some stuff in my bag and found 2 opened 6oz bottles of sunscreen that they didn't take away... But they took a security closed and sealed freaking jar of jam! :rolleyes::P

Glad to be home :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mygawd, Rah-shyellle..........:(:wub: What a time you've had! Those tears finally came.......SO glad it was with yer mom!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

My goodness, Rayshell, you do have such relaxing vacations :P Glad momma was there to hold your hand and kiss it and make it all bettah! Now if we can just get the job under control....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Been thinking 'bout you, Rash....gosh what a time you've had--and I was wondering when you would let the tears come. So glad yer mom was there at that moment--and wow, that she was there in the airport was kinda amazing!

Hugs to you and wee M. :wub:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Thanks :wub:. We're all fine. The vaca was actually pretty good if you edit out the drama. My goal was to sit on a different beach every day and that's exactly what I did! I am in love with Kailua and I want to move there yesterday! Sleepy little town, beautiful beach, perfect weather... Life seems so much simpler there. So relaxed. Maybe a bit too relaxed when it takes 20 minutes to get yer latte and there's only 1 person in front of you :rolleyes:

Max seems to be recovered. I don't know much about head trauma, so hopefully we don't have any lasting effects! He never had any neuro issues though, thank God!! I really think this all happened because I am too controlling and I take on way too much! This was God's way of telling me that my husband can handle more than I give him credit for and that it's ok to ask for help every once in a while!! ;)

I told the kids I was never leaving them again. Madeleine just suggested I take them with me next time.....duh! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

This was God's way of telling me that my husband can handle more than I give him credit for and that it's ok to ask for help every once in a while!! ;)

Or just leave him with the kids more. :)

Glad the scary stuff is over and you know those TSA dorks fished your jam outta the trash and had lunch as soon as you were gone. :angry:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Rae-chull!!!! .....They took your jam?!?! The rotten b@st@ards!!!! mad.gif

Jamless is NEVER acceptable (I am a jam lover extraordinaire!!...what flavoUr? )

Bar the jam THEFT dry.gif, glad you got home safely and all your peeps survived wink.gif

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

I am emerging from the tsunami drowned, gaping head wound, bloody staples, projectile vomiting a'la exorcist, pinning down a 5yo boy to keep him calm and gash free, 19 hours of OT in 24 hours world! It is my first day back to work in 2 weeks (besides the call day from Hell...)!! :rolleyes::P

I have read the last 10 pages, too much to individually comment on, but I shall say that I am sooooo happy to hear the good medical news, intrigued about the 3 vagina/forked dork marsupials, and I am also in need of boobs! :lol:

The hub is on his way out of town this weekend to have a 'boys weekend' up in the mountains somewhere. I am pretty sure I will be staying out of the ER ;) My hub, however, has just completed a bottle each of bourbon, vokda and rum to take with him. He may be the one ending up in the ER!

My dd went to a slumber party this weekend and learned to play Truth or Dare... One of the dares was to drink Pepsi straight out of the 2L bottle.... I am having high school flashbacks and panic attacks all at the same time! I'm going to have to talk to her about good decision making. Me thinks there is a fine line between talking to her and giving her idears :rolleyes:

Not sure what else to say. I shall tell a bit of a phunny story. So after the tsunami, son's gaping head wound, heart issue on the plane, son's vomiting-sending him back to the ER for a CT, blah, blah, blah... I had been holding up pretty well, no major breakdown, not much crying, I got to the airport anxious to get home, got in the wrong freakin line for security, made it ALL the way to the front of the line, passed my stuff thru the scanner, and the TSA agent walks over with my beach bag and asks if it's mine. Yes, I say. He asks if I have a jar of jam in the bag. Yes, I say (preface, I had been searching for this frickin jar of jam for 5 days, found it on the last morning and paid 10$ for it!!!). He says, you can't take that on the plane with you. I say, WHAT?! He says, You can check that suitcase there... I say, NO, I do NOT want to check my suitcase! The tears are starting to roll down my face and he's staring at me like, It's just a freakin jar of jam. Looks at me in the eyes as he DROPS the jar into the trash. Now I'm sobbing and now I have 3 TSA douschebags standing there staring at me fumble with my shoes and gather my stuff. My mother happened to be at the airport at the SAME time flying from Oahu to Maui, I ran to her like a 5yo bawling, she was bawling and my stepdad looked soooooo awkward and uncomfortable standing a few feet away and patting our backs :rolleyes: What people musta thought! To make matters worse, I went to rearrange some stuff in my bag and found 2 opened 6oz bottles of sunscreen that they didn't take away... But they took a security closed and sealed freaking jar of jam! :rolleyes::P

Glad to be home :D

Oh Rachelle, so good to have you back where you belong, but so sorry about your travails. Please take care of yourself. Damn them for absconding with your jam. They probably had it with biscuits and tea!!!!

Love & Hugs,

Loey

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Rae-chull!!!! .....They took your jam?!?! The rotten b@st@ards!!!! mad.gif

Yeah!! :angry:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

I need an upgrade too!! Anyone know where to shop for spare body parts? Do they have ankle stores? Or different sizes of butts? Can you order online?

The shot was REALLY painful. Today I can sit up for shot periods of time. He said it would take 2-3 days to work. I pointed out another area i was having pain and he ordered a pelvic CT scan to make sure my hip is all right. It's funny that my spine is giving me more trouble than the celiac and might have been causing my pain all these months. So glad I changed GI's (plus new GI discovered the CLL).

Sending prayers that all my psilles are feeling well and surviving nature's wrath on us (we're due to get 4-5 inches and then flooding).

Hugs,

Loey

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

The scandal with the TSA used to be that they made young women take off thier underwire bras in the security line. Now they are absconding with young women's jam! Outrageous!

The boys have headed off in school vans to Chicago for the midwest regional. Can be watched on www.ilfrc.org We are team 2410 with silver cowboy hats. I will be flying up tomorrow. Could not ride for what would feel like 30 hours. :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

The scandal with the TSA used to be that they made young women take off thier underwire bras in the security line. Now they are absconding with young women's jam! Outrageous!

They are really crossing a line here <_<

So, yer off again Karreighn! :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Rae-chull!!!! .....They took your jam?!?! The rotten b@st@ards!!!! mad.gif

Jamless is NEVER acceptable (I am a jam lover extraordinaire!!...what flavoUr? )

Bar the jam THEFT dry.gif, glad you got home safely and all your peeps survived wink.gif

I know, tis ridiculous to leave me jamless yet I'm left with 12oz of sunscreen that I don't need here in Oregon! <_<

It was Lilikoi butter, which is the most amazing passionfruit jam I have ever tasted in my life. Eat it straight outta the jar!

The boys have headed off in school vans to Chicago for the midwest regional. Can be watched on www.ilfrc.org We are team 2410 with silver cowboy hats. I will be flying up tomorrow. Could not ride for what would feel like 30 hours. :huh:

Cool! I'm gonna check it out! Have a good trip!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I learned a new word!

Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular
elye
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I learned a new word!

Open Original Shared Link

'Tis a good word.... . ...... . .

I had NO idear that those from Naples are referred to as Neopolitans. . . .

And those from Liverpool are Scousers? What in hell, Gnick?

:rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I learned a new word!

Open Original Shared Link

I knew there had to be a name for names, just never thought about it. I am a double -ian, a Cantabrian - the province (also known as one-eyed Cantabrian :rolleyes: because of our fierce loyalty) and a Christchurchian (slightly broken :P ) - the city).

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