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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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massive quantities of red food poisoning[/s

like a massacre had occured in my kitchen

Bloody looking fingerprints all over the counters, sink and mixer. I was getting more and more pissed as the night went on.

it's like the mafia, ye can NEVER get out :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love this place... :rolleyes: healthy humor...

Loey, laughter is very healing...that's why you hafta stay a psillie..


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kareng Grand Master

Where is everbody? I have have been at 2 lacrosse games. What's your excuse? :P

elye Community Regular

OMG.. . .. ...just got back from the nearby sports bar, where I sat mesmerized, watching those incredible four-legged athletes tear up the track in Kentucky. Man, what a thrilling race. . . ... .... . . ..I'm still goose-bumpy.. ...... .B):)

That's MY excuse! Where in hell is everybody else? :huh:

GFinDC Veteran

Where is everbody? I have have been at 2 lacrosse games. What's your excuse? :P

Well, I started out by cooking some okra and mushrooms and garlic and chicken for breakfast. Got a bit glutened on Monday and the okra seems to help soothe things.

Then I went to the pizza shop up the block and bought two 2 liter bottles of Pepsi to kick my motor into gear. Have been having my usual sleep pattern issues and needed a little pickup.

Then I went to Union Station to Fantom Comics for free comic book day. I got 5 free comics and got a T-shirt for $3. I got Captain America and Thor, The Tick, The Green Lantern, The Amazing Spiderman, and Starwars. All free!

Then I went to Hyattsville to deliver a couple paintings for a show at the ArtDC gallery at noon, and stayed to help hang the show.

Then around 5:30 I headed to an art opening for the Big Ideas show at the Brentwood Arts District gallery. Drank some free art opening wine and took off my glasses to get up close and personal with the encuastic paintings.

Then I hit the Giant grocery on the way home and got some nessecaries (food, wine), and some spray starch. The starch is for an art project I am thinking of. But it is kind of scary since it doesn't say what kind of starch it is, just starch. I plan to spray the starch outdoors only since I am not sure it is safe.

Then I went online and found out I have to make excuses even though I don't live in Kansas! Geez, what a world! :D Those poor kidz of Care-ons... :D

kareng Grand Master

Gee Eff, you did have a busy and profitable day . You scammed free wine & 5 comics.

Spray starch used to be corn starch. I have seen recipes years ago to make your own with corn starch. Seems like the last time I used spray starch it was made by the company that makes the cooking corn starch.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Where is everbody? I have have been at 2 lacrosse games. What's your excuse? :P

It's spring migration!!!

We've got a few weeks to see the purdy birdys fly thru . . . on my way out as we speak type.

Happy Mother's Day to all youse Psillies!!

mushroom Proficient

You're up mighty early to see those birdies, Ghianitt. I am just migrating....

towards the bed....having supported the full weight of the board for the last five hours - like holding a feather :P

Happy Mother's Day to all psillies who are following along behind us - here it's OVER! All moms are suitably fed, carded, kissed, presented, and tucked up beddie byes.:lol:


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elye Community Regular

Happy, Happy Mothers Day, Psilly Moms!!

:lol: :lol:

Then I went to Union Station to Fantom Comics for free comic book day. I got 5 free comics and got a T-shirt for $3. I got Captain America and Thor, The Tick, The Green Lantern, The Amazing Spiderman, and Starwars. All free!

No Archies??? Dear gawd, I have, honestly, about two thousand Archie comics and two hundred Archie digests from the 1970s, packed away in boxes....waiting, now, I suppose, for grandkids......Although the odd time I will pick one out to revisit Betty and Veronica, Mr. Lodge, Dilton Doiley. . . ......and I always seemed to have a thing for Reggie, scoundrel that he was. What in hell do all the girls see in Archie, anyways?? Strange, fiery hair, stranger clothes, drives an old jalopy.. . . ....

However, he'd be the one I would like to be with my daughter.... :rolleyes:

What kind of artwork are you using spray starch on, Jeee-Eff?

Jestgar Rising Star

Where is everbody? I have have been at 2 lacrosse games. What's your excuse? :P

BE :P:wub: :wub: :ph34r::)

kareng Grand Master

BE :P:wub: :wub: :ph34r::)

Excellent excuse! Much better than mine.

elye Community Regular

Excellent excuse! Much better than mine.

...Wow.....and mine.. .. .... .. . haven't used an excuse like that in. . . . . ...hmm. . . . . ...how long 'ave I been married?. . . . ... . . .

<_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast

BE :P:wub: :wub: :ph34r::)

Nope.

None of that.

...running a hellascious cross country race today. T'was a potential ankle breaker dry.gif

Jestgar Rising Star

Nope.

None of that.

...running a hellascious cross country race today. T'was a potential ankle breaker dry.gif

You are truly inspirational. :)

kareng Grand Master

I have been watching the young men putting a new roof on across the street. Good thing thier mothers aren't here! They would be terrified. This is a very tall and steep roof. The run up & down with big boards & tools & packs of roofing. In 90 degree sunshine today.

Shudder!

elye Community Regular

I have been watching the young men putting a new roof on across the street. Good thing thier mothers aren't here! They would be terrified.

A very unmotherly question: do they have big thumbs?

kareng Grand Master

A very unmotherly question: do they have big thumbs?

Can't tell. They are up too high.

GFinDC Veteran

Happy, Happy Mothers Day, Psilly Moms!!

:lol: :lol:

No Archies??? Dear gawd, I have, honestly, about two thousand Archie comics and two hundred Archie digests from the 1970s, packed away in boxes....waiting, now, I suppose, for grandkids......Although the odd time I will pick one out to revisit Betty and Veronica, Mr. Lodge, Dilton Doiley. . . ......and I always seemed to have a thing for Reggie, scoundrel that he was. What in hell do all the girls see in Archie, anyways?? Strange, fiery hair, stranger clothes, drives an old jalopy.. . . ....

However, he'd be the one I would like to be with my daughter.... :rolleyes:

What kind of artwork are you using spray starch on, Jeee-Eff?

Nope, no Archie! No Veronica or Jughead either! :D Shoot, whats wrong with Clark Kent for your daughter? Well, I guess he is already tied up with Lois Lane tho. :(

I want to try some feathers in my encaustics. I figure if I spray them with starch first they will stay the shape I want when I put the wax on them. Just an experiment to see what happens.

GFinDC Veteran

Gee Eff, you did have a busy and profitable day . You scammed free wine & 5 comics.

Spray starch used to be corn starch. I have seen recipes years ago to make your own with corn starch. Seems like the last time I used spray starch it was made by the company that makes the cooking corn starch.

Cornstarch ain't no problem so that wood be fine. Thanks Crayon, Sounds lot less scary now.

Yep, wasn't a bad day at all! :)

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BE :P:wub: :wub: :ph34r::)

I posed this question to my secretary today, who incidentally has a magnificent post coital glow-how long do you have to be married before you lose the glow. Cuz I wasn't glowing this mornin' and she was... <_<:ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

Have ya tried dressing up? I make sure he appreciates my lacy underthings before anything else happens.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm not saying it's not good, just not glowing anymore :blink:

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm not saying it's not good, just not glowing anymore :blink:

:lol::lol:

My whole body ached for three days the last time. :P

elye Community Regular

My whole body ached for three days the last time. :P

Holy crap. . .. . . .....Cirque de Soleil territory...... . .. ....

mushroom Proficient

Much better than paying to go to the gym :D

kareng Grand Master

Holy crap. . .. . . .....Cirque de Soleil territory...... . .. ....

:lol::lol:

:ph34r:

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