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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

You get to pee standing up. But you miss out on the multiple orgasms. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh yeah. I forgot that part. lemme rethink this stance.


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Lisa Mentor

You get to pee standing up. But you miss out on the multiple orgasms. :ph34r:

Yeah, that would make sense :unsure: Peter, you should try one or the other, but not both at the same time. :D

elye Community Regular

Yeah, that would make sense :unsure: Peter, you should try one or the other, but not both at the same time. :D

:lol: :lol: YES.. . . . . . . ...you may hurt yourself... .

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Nikkers!!!! Get thee family better toot sweet!!! I had mono. Went to the doc 2x, never tested me for it. Ended up in the ER when I was visiting a college campus.... They knew what it was right away!

You get to pee standing up. But you miss out on the multiple orgasms. :ph34r:

Yeah, that would make sense :unsure: Peter, you should try one or the other, but not both at the same time. :D

:lol: :lol: YES.. . . . . . . ...you may hurt yourself... .

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
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Jestgar Rising Star

Deadlines are all in the Dec 15 to Jan 15 range. Still struggling a bit to figure out where I would fit well with faculty interests and the oh-too-rare funding for more social-based, non-molecular nutrition. There's not really a perfect solution, and the most enthusiastic prof I met in out West, but it'll be a serious move to leave the east coast.

Great sympathy for a mono sufferer... not fun at all.

The west is a nice place. :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

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Very true Jyess!


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

I must admit that my first thought on Al-Zee was mono but I would have thought they would have tested for that.

I've not asked if he has?...but would have thought something would be picked up from his full blood count?

He hasn't had a sore throat or temp blink.gif

The doc did say his TSH (thyroid ) was high, but test again in 3 months....What in hell?? rolleyes.gif

Al's going to try a few hours at school tomorrow (they broke up for summer hols in July & he wasn't well enough to go back in early Sept, so it's been AGES)

Just a half day to test the water :-)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ok, here's a revised, revised, revised version of my toast-feel free to rip it apart ;) :

(speaking to Tracy)

Hi everyone, I'm Rachelle, Tracy's big sister...

Looking back, I cannot remember a time growing up when you and I weren't close. I can't think of any huge blowout fights or feeling like you were my bratty little sister. We hung out with some of the same crowd, went to concerts together and we even worked at Mrs. Beesleys together in high school. I've always felt pretty protective of you and wanted you to be happy. Today, I see how happy you are and I feel so blessed to share in this special day with you and Dan.

I wish you two a lifetime of happiness and joy and may your good days invariably exceed your bad. And as the great Dr. Seuss said,

"You're off to great places,

Today is your day!

Your mountain is waiting,

So, Get on your way!!"

kareng Grand Master

Ok, here's a revised, revised, revised version of my toast-feel free to rip it apart ;) :

(speaking to Tracy)

Hi everyone, I'm Rachelle, Tracy's big sister...

Looking back, I cannot remember a time growing up when you and I weren't close. I can't think of any huge blowout fights or feeling like you were my bratty little sister. We hung out with some of the same crowd, went to concerts together and we even worked at Mrs. Beesleys together in high school. I've always felt pretty protective of you and wanted you to be happy. Today, I see how happy you are and I feel so blessed to share in this special day with you and Dan.

I wish you two a lifetime of happiness and joy and may your good days invariably exceed your bad. And as the great Dr. Seuss said,

"You're off to great places,

Today is your day!

Your mountain is waiting,

So, Get on your way!!"

That's great! Love the Dr. Seuss!

mushroom Proficient

Poifect :D

elye Community Regular

That good doctor has a perfect quote for absolutely ANY occasion. Way to go in using that one, Rahshyellle......`tis perfect! :)

elye Community Regular

......Double.......:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

......Double.......:rolleyes:

I agree! Double excellent!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Thank yoU! Been laying awake at night petrified about this stinkin thing! Goint to print it off, stick it in my purse and fuggetaboutit until Saturday!!

Lisa Mentor

Thank yoU! Been laying awake at night petrified about this stinkin thing! Goint to print it off, stick it in my purse and fuggetaboutit until Saturday!!

Have a wonderful Saturday! :D

Jestgar Rising Star

Have a wonderful Saturday! :D

yep. Don't get drunk until afterwards. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

yep. Don't get drunk until afterwards. :rolleyes:

Yes.. . .then get REALLY drunk.. . ....and then, come home and do some typing on here.

:P:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Yes.. . .then get REALLY drunk.. . ....and then, come home and do some typing on here.

:P:rolleyes:

Give us a full drunken report!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'll do my best! ;):P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Ok, here's a revised, revised, revised version of my toast-feel free to rip it apart ;) :

(speaking to Tracy)

Hi everyone, I'm Rachelle, Tracy's big sister...

Looking back, I cannot remember a time growing up when you and I weren't close. I can't think of any huge blowout fights or feeling like you were my bratty little sister. We hung out with some of the same crowd, went to concerts together and we even worked at Mrs. Beesleys together in high school. I've always felt pretty protective of you and wanted you to be happy. Today, I see how happy you are and I feel so blessed to share in this special day with you and Dan.

I wish you two a lifetime of happiness and joy and may your good days invariably exceed your bad. And as the great Dr. Seuss said,

"You're off to great places,

Today is your day!

Your mountain is waiting,

So, Get on your way!!"

That's brill! - I love it!!! biggrin.gif

psawyer Proficient

I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?

elye Community Regular

I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?

Hmmm.... .. .think ya hafta hit the clutch.........put it into neutral... .....

Hell, I dunno... .. ..... :huh:

:lol:

psawyer Proficient

Twas something a phriend posted on FB that I liked. Go there and I also share a couple of phun fotos.

Jestgar Rising Star

Well, BE is bye bye. Oddly enough he thought it was getting too serious, and I thought it was going nowhere. Funny how people perceive the same situation. Anyway, it was a relief to finally just say it.

but I will miss the sex :ph34r:

:unsure:

:P

:lol: :lol:

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