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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

Awesome story!

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Why yes, yes it DID happen in Washington! Imagine that!


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kareng Grand Master

Awesome story!

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Why yes, yes it DID happen in Washington! Imagine that!

That's so great!

IrishHeart Veteran

Awesome story!

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Why yes, yes it DID happen in Washington! Imagine that!

What a great story! Last year, J. took pics of a bald eagle diving down, talons outstretched -right into the reservoir near our home to fish...talk about powerful.

elye Community Regular

Last year, J. took pics of a bald eagle diving down, talons outstretched -right into the reservoir near our home to fish...talk about powerful.

Hell, perhaps you could train some o' these beasts to divebomb your lovely neighbours..... <_<

IrishHeart Veteran

Hell, perhaps you could train some o' these beasts to divebomb your lovely neighbours..... <_<

Honest to Gawd, I just KNEW one of you was going to say this. :lol:

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I just started a thread about dating advice after seeing that a woman who is a "gluten free mentor" advertises an e-book for $27 that tells gluten-free people how to "safely" have a romance/relationship.

Really. $27.

Boggles the mind.

Jestgar Rising Star

Unless it has really good pictures.....


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mushroom Proficient

A thirty-five page chapter, "How to keep gluten out of the bed"???

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I said:

I give it away for FREE !

the advice, that is....

elye Community Regular

I just started a thread about dating advice after seeing that a woman who is a "gluten free mentor" advertises an e-book for $27 that tells gluten-free people how to "safely" have a romance/relationship.

Really. $27.

Boggles the mind.

Um.... . .. . . . ......how many of us were around here during the Altoids Thread?.. . .. .....:unsure:... . .......

Jestgar Rising Star

just before my time. Never quite knew what y'all were talking about.

IrishHeart Veteran

Not I.

psawyer Proficient

Um.... . .. . . . ......how many of us were around here during the Altoids Thread?.. . .. .....:unsure:... . .......

Hot times, those. Seems it made something tingle enough to be worth putting in your mouth. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Hot times, those. Seems it made something tingle enough to be worth putting in your mouth. :ph34r:

Yes.... . . ..tingle...... . .and kind of an icy burn.... . ....

Jestgar Rising Star

*snort* Always suspected that was topic.

IrishHeart Veteran

okay guys.... should I go back and read this thread? or just giggle to myself with all kinds of speculative thoughts the next time hubs has an Altoid?

mushroom Proficient

I've often wondered about the Altoids too :D

Okay, so yesterday I realized there were some bits and bobs that I needed to go out and buy, and I had been sclepping around the house all day in an odd assortment of attire, so figured I had better go get actually dressed! But then I said, wait a minute, I'm going to Wally World, I would really stand out if I got dressed, so I decided to be a "People of Walmart" and just put on some lip gloss, and you know what? no one raised any eyebrow, even blinked, let alone stopped their cellphone conversation long enough to take a pic. :lol:

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I'd like to see a pic of your wally world attire! :)

Jestgar Rising Star

I've often wondered about the Altoids too :D

Okay, so yesterday I realized there were some bits and bobs that I needed to go out and buy, and I had been sclepping around the house all day in an odd assortment of attire, so figured I had better go get actually dressed! But then I said, wait a minute, I'm going to Wally World, I would really stand out if I got dressed, so I decided to be a "People of Walmart" and just put on some lip gloss, and you know what? no one raised any eyebrow, even blinked, let alone stopped their cellphone conversation long enough to take a pic. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Unless inappropriate pieces were hanging out, or your shirt said "born to bust balls" with a picture of round pinatas on it, we probably won't be seeing you in the next P O W mailing.

elye Community Regular

I decided to be a "People of Walmart" and just put on some lip gloss, and you know what? no one raised any eyebrow, even blinked, let alone stopped their cellphone conversation long enough to take a pic. :lol:

You were wrong, Shroooom..... .....someone, in fact, DID take a moment to capture you.... ...they didn't get yer lip gloss in the shot, though...

Bad+ASS.webp

:rolleyes:

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mushroom Proficient

You were wrong, Shroooom..... .....someone, in fact, DID take a moment to capture you.... ...they didn't get yer lip gloss in the shot, though...

Bad+ASS.webp

:rolleyes:

Nope, that can't be me -- 'cos I NEVAH wear knee-highs!!

IrishHeart Veteran

I THINK that's a "lower leg tan" not knee highs.....

mushroom Proficient

I THINK that's a "lower leg tan" not knee highs.....

It's a much better picture if they're knee highs :D

IrishHeart Veteran

It's a much better picture if they're knee highs :D

yes, but then it cannot possibly be you as you do not wear them. :lol:

I know it's not you anyway.

You know better than to wear a black thong during the day.

How declasse.

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