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shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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:lol:

What was i thinking signing up for 8am classes :blink: up at 6am monday through thursday.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Loving all this triscuit, biscuit, peaches, phlipover, and Steve Miller stuph. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Am I phiguring this right--only 30 more posts to my big phlipover? :o

Gee, in the old days, I would probably have that done by noon B):lol::P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

:lol:

What was i thinking signing up for 8am classes :blink: up at 6am monday through thursday.

It's good for you. :)

Plus gives you time to post here before you head out.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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:lol:

What was i thinking signing up for 8am classes :blink: up at 6am monday through thursday.

First tracks across campus? :D

Have you had snow? J said they had a little that melted right away at CSU.

Forgot to ask about the bugs on campus. :(

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Nah no snow yet. Calling for it this weekend though.

There is a shuttle i catch in the morning that takes me to the main part of campus. I generally walk back after class if its not dark. We get bears and mountian lions on campus after dark :blink: along with deer.

As for the bugs, imo theyve been slowing down. Towels under the gap in the doorway seem to help.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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As for the bugs, imo theyve been slowing down. Towels under the gap in the doorway seem to help.

Be sure to use the roomie's towels. No point in getting bug footprints all over YOUR stuff.

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celiac-mommy
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Do you guys think biscuit is weird word to use as a sexual euphemism?

Biscuit - British word for cookie -- works for me! :D

Here, it's the sausage. Too obvious, yes. It still makes me giggle :P

Has never heard of woman withholding sex from badly behaved man? Boys, head for Canada!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I spent 13 years doing that :ph34r:

I would think a "swish" could be quite a sexual term, as well..... . .. .somehow.....or the verb form, "to swish"......

"Hey, baby.. . ...Wanna swish?".... .. .. .. :lol:

I have quite the visual.... And if I could share a story on here, it'd make a heckofa lot more sense... But I cannot because I would be banned forever, so use your imagination... ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have quite the visual.... And if I could share a story on here, it'd make a heckofa lot more sense... But I cannot because I would be banned forever, so use your imagination... ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

:unsure: :unsure:

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

:ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

.. And if I could share a story on here, it'd make a heckofa lot more sense... But I cannot because I would be banned forever, so use your imagination... ;)

This has NEVER stopped any of us before, Rachyellle! C'mon -- tell us all... .. .with flowcharts if necessary....

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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This has NEVER stopped any of us before, Rachyellle! C'mon -- tell us all... .. .with flowcharts if necessary....

:lol:

FLOWCHARTS!!! :lol::lol::lol:

There was an incidence once.... :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

This has NEVER stopped any of us before, Rachyellle! C'mon -- tell us all... .. .with flowcharts if necessary....

:lol:

<snort> What Em said B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

It was one of the most mortifying experiences of my life. I will never live it down :huh:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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biscuit

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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swishing

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

FLOWCHARTS!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Cannot. Go. Any. Further... :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Leaving

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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us

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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hanging

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol:B):lol:
elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Biscuit swishing flowcharts??. . . . ..:unsure: .. . . . . . ...Actually, this could be one kind of board meeting that I would enjoy... B)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

(I think she tinkled... I don't see how that would get her banned, we talk about poo all the time....)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Biscuit swisher. New euphemism-Done.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Biscuit swisher.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know what the **** this means, but it sounds really funny!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

:: light dawns ::

Now I get it!!!!

Hee!

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