The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[flourgirl]

"Dangling Participles"

An English Teachers phantasy

[WardGirl]

Good

[WardGirl]

mid

[WardGirl]

morning

[Darn210]

Emily greeting Matt'sMom:

HEY!! Welcome, Matt's Mom! Uh....This is a terrifically amusing place... Okay....back away from computer.........

Even her conservative approach didn't help.

[flourgirl]

Harsh nights and candlelights

Woodfires a'blazin

Soft lips and fingertips

Resting in my soul

Treasuring, remembering

The promise of spring

Pussywillows, cattails

Soft winds and roses

Possibly my favorite Gordon Lightfoot song!!!!

[WardGirl]

Psillies

[flourgirl]

I see Jakkee...very briefly Mornin' to you

[flourgirl]

Oops! Need more coffee. Back in a bit

[Darn210]

Emily greeting bakingbarb:

Welcome to the madness, Barb! Do you have any parade experience?

[Darn210]

Emily greeting FoxersArtist:

Hey, hey!! Not so fast........Guys, I smell another phunny 'un here.....

Anna! Welcome to the craziness!

You do NOT want to crawl back to your corner, now that you're in this vast expanse of hilarity and mirth, lightning-speed and rife with nonsensical splendour..... .. . .

....and the odd penis sling......

...and....

...dare I say it???.........

ANAL GLAND!!!!

[flourgirl]

I guess it takes a particular phorm of madness to not be phrightened by anal glands, penii slings, ballcocks and other tools

[Darn210]

Tis harder than I thought . . . trying to track down Emily's "welcoming" posts . . . I'll try again later.

[Darn210]

theresa . . . you'll have to ask Emily about the phart-charting . . . tis her thing . . . what wif using flow charts and such to help explain . . .

[flourgirl]

A first grade teacher brought in a book for the class' studies of animals found in different parts of the country. Little Johnny proclaims "Whoa! It's a frickin' elephant!"

The teacher decides to give him a chance to redeem himself. "I'm sorry, Johnny. I don't think I heard you correctly. What did you say?"

"It's a frickin' elephant!"

"Now Johnny. You know we don't use that kind of language."

"But that's what it says!"

"I'm quite sure that is not what it says, Johnny"

"Look, it's right there!"

Sure enough, under the picture it said......

African elephant!

So much for hooked on phonics!

[Darn210]

Nikerler . . . um . . . show us yer tatt!!!

. . . or at least describe it for us

. . . one page at a time.

[flourgirl]

JGiannet....looks like we've been abandoned! I askeert! I have abandonment issues!

[Darn210]

African elephant!

Must go shower . . . and a cup of tea is due as well . . . in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice . . . I'll be back.

[flourgirl]

Should I resort to more musik? Perhaps one word per post?

[flourgirl]

In proper accent it's "Ill be bach"...then I say....."I'll be Beethoven"

[Darn210]

JGiannet....looks like we've been abandoned! I askeert! I have abandonment issues!

GAHHHH!!!! and I'm about to leave, too . . . just . . . um . . . talk among yourselves to yourselph

[flourgirl]

Since I believe that everyone has multiple personalities....

[flourgirl]

it's just that some of us are more dis-sociated (right word?wrong word? <:shrugface:>) than others....

[flourgirl]

I'm perfectly capable of carrying on conversations...

[flourgirl]

with my selphs. Ooph! 20 seconds is enough to make me lose my caboose train of thought!