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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Gooood Mornin', Psillies!

Sooooozle's blankie smells like barph. . . . ... :huh::lol:

We need to see The Phamous Promotional Pahtee-as-Child Pic!.....

Michelle is in seventh coming out of Scroggy Creek (a place I MUST visit.....in fact, with a name like that, it should be our meeting ground for the big Psilly Psummit)....

So, check my avatar for a photo of me taken in 1957.

Gahh, POeter! What a handsome young boy! And I've realized that you were wearing exactly the same kind of shirt when we met in T.O. . .....

What does this mean? :huh::lol:

....But you were never on the phone. . . . . ....

Okay, time for me to try to dig up a photo of myself as a child.....trying to recall when I grew out of hideousness and when the cameras would have therefore started aiming my way. . . . . ....maybe, um, the teenaged years. . .. . .

<_<:rolleyes:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies

very very very tired this morning. Once again the cat shared the bed with me and John--more me than John since he takes up residence next to me. I usually curl up and sleep and then the cat climbs in the little nook. If I move- he repositions. You can tell he is finally getting older- now he spends overnights with us in bed. I am proud.

Only 2 more days of work! I am off on Friday!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!

Work is a calling bye Sillies!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So, check my avatar for a photo of me taken in 1957.

Very cute! :D ......and over time, this young boy's fone was replaced wif his computer......and he became a sillie.......and the rest is history :lol:

Only 2 more days of work! I am off on Friday!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!

Woo-hoo!! Long weekend B)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Pieter....thanx for the pic share! Babies are like kittehs.....oh so cute and cuddly..but unfortunately they grow up and are never so cute and cuddly again <:chuklesmirkface:>

Manda has a long weekend.....hope its all phun and wonderous!

Hey Psuessle....glad to see you back from the void. We're all going to go to Pah-ti's to play in the dirt and plant things....then go birdwatching. Of course you're invited. I have an xtra pair of binocs to share :D . We are all going to go on a trip to horrify surprise my son in Arizona, too. Wouldn't that be outrageous! Maybe we can record a video/music Disc- (I am typing two letters for a disc and the site automatically changes it to Celiac Disease! <_< Be something, it would to record a disc of celiac disease :o Who in their right mind would want to watch/listen to THAT??!!??) together in his studio. :lol::lol:

Tis a wet, gloomy, ucky day here today! Glad I played outside a bit yesterday. Am soooooo longing for sun and warm and seedlings, and the sprouting of green leaves!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Everyone I forgot to mention- my niece, Lydia turns 1 today. Hard to believe she is a year old already!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Happy Birthday neice Lydia! I have a granddaughter who will be one in a few days! It's frightening how fast time goes by! Hope hers is a phun celebration!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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New Av.....no one believes that THIS is a normal facial expression for me...but this pic. proves it. Doesn't mean I'm mad, sad, meloncholy....whatever.....it's just my face in "repose"! :lol::lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMG--great pic, Teer-essa!! What a phace :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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AFTERNOON PEEPS!!!!!

LOVING the bay-bee/chidlin pics :D

I have NONE of me as a a babe...AND my Dad was a professional photographer :blink: ....summat very wrong in THAT!!! :angry:

LOADS of me brother though :rolleyes:

Why!...I think I DO remember PadT's baybee print!!!

The washing machine is plumbed in...and the phluids have subsided :rolleyes: , new vinyl laid........tomorrow Tel picks up a second hand dishwasher I bought on Ebay :ph34r:

(needs must!!!....but oh so scared!!!!!!! :unsure:)

Wish me luck on that! :lol:

Wee Harry the cat is back from the vets somewhat comatose after his second round of jabs.........whilst there the vet did try to detect a purr with chin tickling and a stethoscope, but to no avail :(

He has been dx with purrless disease :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Pieter....thanx for the pic share! Babies are like kittehs.....oh so cute and cuddly..

Um.. . . . .well, yes......in the world of Walmart photo frame models..... .. .but not around my house in the late sixies.. . . . . . ..

:lol:

Hey Psuessle....glad to see you back from the void. We're all going to go to Pah-ti's to play in the dirt and plant things....then go birdwatching. Of course you're invited. I have an xtra pair of binocs to share :D . We are all going to go on a trip to horrify surprise my son in Arizona, too. Wouldn't that be outrageous! Maybe we can record a video/music Disc- (I am typing two letters for a disc and the site automatically changes it to Celiac Disease! <_< Be something, it would to record a disc of celiac disease :o Who in their right mind would want to watch/listen to THAT??!!??) together in his studio.

:lol::lol: Tareeeesuh! This whole thing had me larfin' . . . . . ...

I wanna come, too! I can play in the dirt VERY WELL.

A compact disc on celiac disease. . . . ... all the strange and wondrous noises that accompany and engulf those afflicted. . . . .... :lol: Um, do NOT think I'd have that on my workout playlist. .. . ..

LOVING the bay-bee/chidlin pics :D

I have NONE of me as a a babe...AND my Dad was a professional photographer :blink: ....summat very wrong in THAT!!! :angry:

LOADS of me brother though :rolleyes:

Nik! Were you a hideous baby, as well? I was apparently ugly enough to gag a buzzard. . . . . ..

New (to you) dishwasher!! May the suds begin!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Hey Psuessle....glad to see you back from the void. We're all going to go to Pah-ti's to play in the dirt and plant things....then go birdwatching. Of course you're invited. I have an xtra pair of binocs to share . We are all going to go on a trip to horrify surprise my son in Arizona, too. Wouldn't that be outrageous! Maybe we can record a video/music Disc- (I am typing two letters for a disc and the site automatically changes it to Celiac Disease! Be something, it would to record a disc of celiac disease :o Who in their right mind would want to watch/listen to THAT??!!??) together in his studio.

:lol: :lol: Reesee is GNUTS and such a pnatural psillie, isn't she? :lol: always cracks me up.....

I suppose we could compile a celiac disease of all of our endoscopies and colonscopies and such, set to psillie music :unsure: fer yer son, of course

Wee Harry the cat is back from the vets somewhat comatose after his second round of jabs.........whilst there the vet did try to detect a purr with chin tickling and a stethoscope, but to no avail

He has been dx with purrless disease

Poor wee purrless Harry!!!!! thwarted by inability to properly express his joy! Wonder what happened in his co-dependent past, his murky and questionable early childhood causing this dysfunctional limitation of not fully allowing himself the expression of feelings and thoughts? :lol: Well, good thing he's quite cute :wub:

and - what? Nik's got a dishwasher in and.....another one coming off ebay? Queen Nik has TWO dishwashers? that can't be right :lol:

Scroggy Creek :lol:

Kittehs sleeping in bed at night - - always a challenge :unsure: But yes, Amanda, Lucky IS displaying maturity now, isn't he? Wild Thang isn't allowed in much - comes in the room and - it's just a playground for him - standing atop the armoir and pouncing from place to place, chewing on magazines, newspapers, the dog :blink: balancing on the headboard, clawing his way up the barph-soaked bedding to get to us, torturing us in so many ways :lol::wub:

SILLIES OMG - the whole town is in a frenzy with this massive AMGEN tour of cyclists coming through......they are riding in from another town (one hour by car from here), up through the Sierra, LOADED with snoegh, and then down into Clovis....magically it has stopped snowing/raining and clouds are completely gone, rain to return soon - today is absolutely the MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY one can have here, in our area.....just chrystalline and pure - mountains sparkling like gems - - it's the only beauty in living here (springtime, and these days after a storm when the mountains loom above and 'tis green below). :)

so - anwho - - all roads are barricaded and such in prep for this tour.....and I didn't care too much about it at all until I found out that the race goes ONE QUARTER MILE from my house, down the main road off of which I live!!!!!!! So - I'd fully planned on Walking My Weezle :lol: (sounds naughty) to see Lance and the horde pass through, and I'll be at the HAIR SALON GETTING MY HAIR DYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:angry:

Timing. Pshaw. <_<

but then it occurs to me......how am I going to get out of my house? get to my appointment, if I"m trapped in here, and roads are blocked off?

:huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I suppose we could compile a celiac disease of all of our endoscopies and colonscopies and such, set to psillie music :unsure: fer yer son, of course

YES! Set to Beethoven's Pastorale, methinks. .. . ...starting and stopping, lots of crescendos, explosive percussion . . .. . . .. :lol:

so - anwho - - all roads are barricaded and such in prep for this tour.....

but then it occurs to me......how am I going to get out of my house? get to my appointment, if I"m trapped in here, and roads are blocked off?

:huh:

Sooooozie's got Lance and his entourage whizzing past her house! None of them will need the special musher blankies on their route. .. . ...

This road closure sounds just like what's happening here effective tomorrow @ 6am, for the Official Arrival of Barack Obama....his first visit to another country. It'll be hell for a lot of people to get to work. . .. . ... :wacko:

I was thinking of inviting Barack over sometime in the afternoon, for an hour or so....he could soak in the ho'tub, relax for a while.

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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YES! Set to Beethoven's Pastorale, methinks. .. . ...starting and stopping, lots of crescendos, explosive percussion . . .. . . .. :lol:

Sooooozie's got Lance and his entourage whizzing past her house! None of them will need the special musher blankies on their route. .. . ...

This road closure sounds just like what's happening here effective tomorrow @ 6am, for the Official Arrival of Barack Obama....his first visit to another country. It'll be hell for a lot of people to get to work. . .. . ... :wacko:

I was thinking of inviting Barack over sometime in the afternoon, for an hour or so....he could soak in the ho'tub, relax for a while.

:lol:

Be sure to tell him it's BYOCT

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Why!...I think I DO remember PadT's baybee print!!!

Cause I'm pretty sure I put it up once before..... ;) Don't think that most of the sillies have seen it, though. I'm only leaving it up for a day or so--don't want to scare anyone out on the board :lol:

I was apparently ugly enough to gag a buzzard. . . . . ..

Now STOP that!!! :P

I suppose we could compile a celiac disease of all of our endoscopies and colonscopies and such, set to psillie music :unsure: fer yer son, of course

Me latest one includes a shot of stomach pylops--a bonus, added attraction B)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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The compact disk must start off with "klensing of the kolon" with Flight Of the Bumblebee (forgot the composer) as scenes of dashing to the toidy play across the screen. Some sort of dirge to play for the preperation of scopies. Of course.....post op - colonoscopy/endoscopy.....laying there waking up, stretching, yawning, looking around to the sound of (Grieg's?) Morning. :lol::lol:

What was the music played for the movie Space Oddysee? The one with all the brass and Tymponi? I can hear it but can't put a name to it. Dammmm....gotta gref that! :P Anyway, that strikes me as a good one for the phinal diagnosis.

I don't know why you think that vulture babies are ugly....THEIR parents certainly don't think so! There has to be at least one pic of you around. But we won't MAKE you share. I'm sure you weren't nearly as bad as you think, anyway. In my opinion MOST babies are not pretty. After about a year they start looking like something :ph34r:;)

I'll be poopin in later.....fair warning!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Sooooozie's got Lance and his entourage whizzing past her house! None of them will need the special musher blankies on their route. .. . ...

This road closure sounds just like what's happening here effective tomorrow @ 6am, for the Official Arrival of Barack Obama....his first visit to another country. It'll be hell for a lot of people to get to work. . .. . ... :wacko:

I was thinking of inviting Barack over sometime in the afternoon, for an hour or so....he could soak in the ho'tub, relax for a while.

Be sure to tell him it's BYOCT

*SNOOOOOOOORT* :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - I was JUST going to say, will you offer him a crutch tip w/ his absinthe??????

Me latest one includes a shot of stomach pylops--a bonus, added attraction B)

and there's Padt!!!!! Love these baby pics :)

yes - special bonus pheature, the polyps - I had a large one removed from me very own colon, should have asked to keep it :lol: maybe I can get that video footage, will call them :lol:

Sillies - do you remember the story of Janie (me WACKL mum) and the cabbage? :lol: When I left my head of cabbage at her house, and she calls me screaming with laughter whilst I'm in the grocery store? "ya left yer cabbage here" :lol: .....I must find it and post it here - - - Janie and I use the word cabbage all the time now, for many things......presently it is used to describe people's BAGGAGE - as in

"I think this new man I've met may have really unmanageable cabbage"

and then we SNOOOOOOOOORT with laughter :lol: :lol:

and we are not sure why it makes us laff so hard, but it doz :lol:

:wacko:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I suppose we could compile a celiac disease of all of our endoscopies and colonscopies and such, set to psillie music fer yer son, of course

Of course for my son! "Happy Birthday dahlink! I got you something SO unique......very few people have ever seen such a thing!" :lol: x 100!!! I'm absolutely sure he'd love me for that!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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CABBAGE!!!!! Hehe. Would love to hear the story! But.......what made you think of that?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
:lol: The cabbage story was a good 'un!
jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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yes - special bonus pheature, the polyps - I had a large one removed from me very own colon, should have asked to keep it :lol: maybe I can get that video footage, will call them :lol:

Philm at 11!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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The compact disk must start off with "klensing of the kolon" with Flight Of the Bumblebee (forgot the composer) as scenes of dashing to the toidy play across the screen. Some sort of dirge to play for the preperation of scopies. Of course.....post op - colonoscopy/endoscopy.....laying there waking up, stretching, yawning, looking around to the sound of (Grieg's?) Morning. :lol::lol:

*snackle* :lol: maybe Gustave Holst's The Planets in some parts....

CABBAGE!!!!! Hehe. Would love to hear the story! But.......what made you think of that?

:lol: Because - - I just hung up with my mom, and we were talking about people's cabbage

I meet lots of men wiht LOTS of cabbage <_< and I do get tired of it - - :huh:

<becuase - I have NO cabbage, as we all know> :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Very Nice, Peter . . . so who were you talking to??

Probably the photographer. Tis a professional studio shot, commissioned by my grandmother.

Very cute! :D ......and over time, this young boy's fone was replaced wif his computer......and he became a sillie.......and the rest is history :lol:

I first dabbled in computers about ten years after that shot was taken. That first one filled a room the size of a gymnasium.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hmmmmmm.....we don't allow any phone usage in the ho'tub. . . ...there is a big safety sign on the side of the tub warning against this. Dunno why, as 'tis not electrical.. .. ....so Barack in fact may turn down my invitation, as he would be asked to kindly leave his blackberry on the kitchen table.

Actually, we are getting 10 cm of psnough overnight. I will invite Barack to come and help me shovel tomorrow afternoon. I wonder if he's bringing good, warm snow boots? :lol:

Cabbages are hysterically funny. Funny looking, funnier smelling, very funny tasting. . . . ....sitting in a bin at the grocery store, wrapped up at the bottom of my veggie drawer, or just poised on the kitchen counter, awaiting the cuisinart - - they never fail to make me larf. .. . . .. :lol:

Me latest one includes a shot of stomach pylops--a bonus, added attraction B)

This would appear in the Special Collector Edition - - The C/D with added polyps - - and would cost more. . .. .....

I don't know why you think that vulture babies are ugly....THEIR parents certainly don't think so!

truly a phace only a mother could love:

http://accipiter.hawk-conservancy.org/imag...n%20Vulture.webp

I first dabbled in computers about ten years after that shot was taken. That first one filled a room the size of a gymnasium.

:lol::lol: OMG.....UNIVAC??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Cabbages are hysterically funny. Funny looking, funnier smelling

Especially a phew hours after you eat it.... :P

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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OMG.....UNIVAC??

No, but close. It was an IBM System/360, Model 75.

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