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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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At least I know I dont offend anyone either!

I love you guys!!!

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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It really, truly IS nice to have someplace to go, and you can say WHATEVER is on your mind! No offenses intended.....and it's understood....none taken (usually). There are just SO many Kwestions that inquiring minds ponder upon.....where does one go for those answers, who does not come to Psillyville? Poor souls :(

:lol::lol:

I'm still pondering upon pictures of sculptures biking shorts......heh heh heh heh heh :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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At least I know I dont offend anyone either!

I know....quite hilarious - - here I was, fretting that I'd offended someone with my ponderings on weenal configuration, and in the meantime Jess matter-of-factly informs us of her barroom head-giving prowess. . . ...... :lol::lol:

....where does one go for those answers, who does not come to Psillyville? Poor souls......

I wonder this myself. .. .....where on earth do the unpsilly go?? :huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I wonder this myself. .. .....where on earth do the unpsilly go?? :huh:

:lol:

Oh, I've seen them . . . they're on the <editted to prevent a warning> thread!! . . . :lol::lol: crackin' meselph up.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh, I've seen them . . . they're on the <editted to prevent a warning> thread!! . . . :lol::lol: crackin' meselph up.

Yes......one can go to the < ******> thread for answers to superfluous questions like what the proper blood panel testing involves, how to get enough sleep, where to find a GI in Eastern Ontario, what to feed that finicky gluten-free toddler.. . ....

But we are talking about pivotal, life-altering questions that deeply affect us all: Do most men's weenal configurations involve a northerly tendency? Does Lance Armstrong stink? What is it that neither rabbits nor horses can do? How does one form the ASL sign for poop?

THOSE answers can only be found here. . .. ..how do people get along without this resource??

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

:lol::lol::lol:

Eggzaktlyyyy!!

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flourgirl
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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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But we are talking about pivotal, life-altering questions that deeply affect us all: Do most men's weenal configurations involve a northerly tendency? Does Lance Armstrong stink? What is it that neither rabbits nor horses can do? How does one form the ASL sign for poop?

THOSE answers can only be found here. . .. ..how do people get along without this resource??

:lol:

As tragic as this sounds . . . I believe that the UNpsillie are UNaware that they even need to know this information. They are oblivious to the fact that they could live happier and more fullfilled lives if they knew that not all dogs understand Spanish, that Wal-Mart now sells sculptured men's underwear (next to picture frames with Em's reject photos) and that the cabbage head lives for about 8 seconds once it's been removed from the body.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Ask a Lawyer Online . . . :huh: . . . Did somebody need a lawyer?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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As tragic as this sounds . . . I believe that the UNpsillie are UNaware that they even need to know this information. They are oblivious to the fact that they could live happier and more fullfilled lives if they knew that not all dogs understand Spanish, that Wal-Mart now sells sculptured men's underwear (next to picture frames with Em's reject photos) and that the cabbage head lives for about 8 seconds once it's been removed from the body.

Ya know....this is tragic. :huh:

How in the Sam Hill did we all phind each other??? :lol: I marvel at this.....

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Hi Sills :wub:

Wha'd I miss?!?! :blink:

Let's see I saw mentions of testicular purring, cabbages, weenal ponderings, Lance ass-grabs, ho-ing with Obama...just to name a few, and all the while Michelle and dogs are mushing on!!

Just another week in the ville of Sills :D

Cute baby pics Patti, Theresa, and Peter (did I miss anyone else??)!!

I need LAUGHS, lots and lots of them....and resuscitation by chocolate, or summat

elye Community Regular
elye
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They are oblivious to the fact that they could live happier and more fullfilled lives if they knew that not all dogs understand Spanish, that Wal-Mart now sells sculptured men's underwear (next to picture frames with Em's reject photos) and that the cabbage head lives for about 8 seconds once it's been removed from the body.

And perhaps the most paramount piece of information of all - - the Magic Male Thumb Measurement.

How could I have managed these past few months without knowing this critical formula?? :huh:

:lol:

Ya know....this is tragic. :huh:

How in the Sam Hill did we all phind each other??? :lol: I marvel at this.....

This does keep me awake, wide-eyed with wonder, through the night. . . . . . .....

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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As tragic as this sounds . . . I believe that the UNpsillie are UNaware that they even need to know this information. They are oblivious to the fact that they could live happier and more fullfilled lives if they knew that not all dogs understand Spanish, that Wal-Mart now sells sculptured men's underwear (next to picture frames with Em's reject photos) and that the cabbage head lives for about 8 seconds once it's been removed from the body.

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Is it embarrassing to admit I buy underwear at Walmart :ph34r: ....they have those packages of Hanes bikinis and boy shorts that I just lurve, and cheap...er cheapah

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Sills :wub:

I need LAUGHS, lots and lots of them....and resuscitation by chocolate, or summat

You've come to the right place :D The wackl has been flyin' phast and phurious :lol:

Did you catch Lost last night? I saw all but the last 15 minutes......really good episode, I thought. I caught up on what I missed on-line.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hiya, Jooooles! :) Been thinking about ya. . . .hope all is okay. .. ..

Cute baby pics Patti, Theresa, and Peter (did I miss anyone else??)!!

Hey! We need to see a bright, curly-haired baby pic of you. . . . . .. ...bet you're the cutest of the lot!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hey! We need to see a bright, curly-haired baby pic of you. . . . . .. ...bet you're the cutest of the lot!!

Oh yeah--Julie has to have been absolutely adorable :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Is it embarrassing to admit I buy underwear at Walmart :ph34r: ....they have those packages of Hanes bikinis and boy shorts that I just lurve, and cheap...er cheapah

Can't say thought that it has any kind of sculptural pouch :lol:

You've come to the right place :D The wackl has been flyin' phast and phurious :lol:

Did you catch Lost last night? I saw all but the last 15 minutes......really good episode, I thought. I caught up on what I missed on-line.

I love when the wackl is flying :lol:

I DID watch Lost and thought it was great as well. I had read that the first several episodes are setting the ground work for really mind blowing things to come...I sure hope so!!!

Hiya, Jooooles! :) Been thinking about ya. . . .hope all is okay. .. ..

Hey! We need to see a bright, curly-haired baby pic of you. . . . . .. ...bet you're the cutest of the lot!!

Thanks Em :wub:

OMgosh baby pics.....my hair was just as big and curly as ever, no mistaking me :lol: I really should be relocating to Texas with Patti :lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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As tragic as this sounds . . . I believe that the UNpsillie are UNaware that they even need to know this information. They are oblivious to the fact that they could live happier and more fullfilled lives if they knew that not all dogs understand Spanish, that Wal-Mart now sells sculptured men's underwear (next to picture frames with Em's reject photos) and that the cabbage head lives for about 8 seconds once it's been removed from the body.

<shakes head>.......... those poor, poor people <_<

Cute baby pics Patti, Theresa, and Peter (did I miss anyone else??)!!

JOOLS!!! ♥

I think Bev got Bev'd on the bay-bee pics :lol:

Oh yeah--Julie has to have been absolutely adorable :D

OMG!!! You know it!!! :D

Psillies !!!!- operation Ebay dishwasher went SANS hitch today :D and after much thorough cleaning on my part tis plumbed in and purring away :lol:

We also got a box of chocs thrown in....Tel took D.C with him to pick it up.......the lady who was selling it fell for the li'l blighters charm :rolleyes: and felt the need to give him a box of chocs she didn't want to eat (she was on an Edna)

All for a tenner!!!!!.....reeeeeeesult! :D (ummm ten pounds)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Psillies !!!!- operation Ebay dishwasher went SANS hitch today :D and after much thorough cleaning on my part tis plumbed in and purring away :lol:

We also got a box of chocs thrown in....Tel took D.C with him to pick it up.......the lady who was selling it fell for the li'l blighters charm :rolleyes: and felt the need to give him a box of chocs she didn't want to eat (she was on an Edna)

All for a tenner!!!!!.....reeeeeeesult! :D (ummm ten pounds)

I'd say a very good day!! :D A new dishwasher that purrs, and bonus treats!! Don't get much bettern' that :P

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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JOOLS!!! ♥

I think Bev got Bev'd on the bay-bee pics :lol:

OH DEAR!!!! Poor Bevel.....shhhhhhhhhh, it twill be our little secret

And chocs thrown in with the dishwasher, whatta lucky deal :lol::lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Ok, I have consulted with one of the 'package distribution experts', if you will. My boyfriend's a runner so he wears those spandex pants all the time. Apparently, distribution is invariably northward......

Oh! Oh! If anyone is gonna post a Lost spoiler, can you warn me so I skip that part? We wait til the season comes out on DVD (Blu-ray, no less!) and then just have a whole week of intense Lost-ness. I would never be able to watch it on TV, much too much suspense. I like to be able to screech WHAT!?!?!!? and then flip to the next episode. It would affect my quality of life to keep up... really.....

Hee! Workplace harassment training at my place? The video we watched had the guy calling a woman 'his little eggroll' and saying 'my, don't you look delicious today'.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Psillies !!!!- operation Ebay dishwasher went SANS hitch today :D and after much thorough cleaning on my part tis plumbed in and purring away :lol:

We also got a box of chocs thrown in....Tel took D.C with him to pick it up.......the lady who was selling it fell for the li'l blighters charm :rolleyes: and felt the need to give him a box of chocs she didn't want to eat (she was on an Edna)

I hope you kept her address . . . next time DC has you pulling out yer queenly coiffure, ship him over to her house!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Queen Nikerler's got a workin' purrbox from ebay!! :rolleyes:

Ok, I have consulted with one of the 'package distribution experts', if you will. My boyfriend's a runner so he wears those spandex pants all the time. Apparently, distribution is invariably northward......

Yep.......my DH is a runner, as well, and he has told me (when I called him at work this aft with my query) that it is ALWAYS northerly, whether wearing spandex, flannel dress pants or Levi's. NE or NW can vary, depending on he's not sure what, but rarely if ever is it due true north... . . . ..something about things needing to be a little to one side, not following the zipper, not quite so vulnerable.. . .....

So, I appear to have me answer.

But is it unanimous? Is northerly configuration the majority across social climes and cultures? Perhaps it is yet another Commonwealth phenomenon. Nik, can you query Tel on this? Jacquie, in case POeter is too reserved to let us know himself, maybe you can question him, and report back to us. . . . . ...

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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it is ALWAYS northerly, whether wearing spandex, flannel dress pants or Levi's. NE or NW can vary, depending on he's not sure what, but rarely if ever is it due true north...

M-m-m.....interesting. I woulda guessed south, but what do I know :lol:

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