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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

OK. So I'm at the eye doctor, reading the giant print Reader's Digest while waiting for my eyes to dilate. I'm at some glurpy article titled something like 10 things to be glad about, you know, like world peace and stuff. I made it to No. 5 - Horns of plenty. :lol: :lol: I couldn't tell you what they were trying to discuss, 'cause by then I was only able to do headlines, but I couldn't imagine needing anything to be glad about, beyond a good, solid Horn o'

Plenty...


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Leigh-saugh--hee! In the thread you just posted in about corn pasta--the name of said pasta was Sam Hills :lol:

Wow!.....how did I miss that?.........guess me head is still spinning :wacko:

I made it to No. 5 - Horns of plenty. :lol: :lol: I couldn't tell you what they were trying to discuss, 'cause by then I was only able to do headlines, but I couldn't imagine needing anything to be glad about, beyond a good, solid Horn o'

Plenty...

:lol::lol::lol:

But seriously folks.............OK.......not really, but work with me here.................How is it that Psilly business is spreading out into the 'real' world?........Is it being sucked out thru a black hole in the space/time continuum? :o

:huh:

:blink:

What does it mean????? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
What does it mean????? :unsure:

It's bigger than all of us, me phriend :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
But seriously folks.............OK.......not really, but work with me here.................How is it that Psilly business is spreading out into the 'real' world?........Is it being sucked out thru a black hole in the space/time continuum? :o

Well, I did just get a mammogram . . . didn't somebody say they were a source of black holes?

flourgirl Apprentice

If your into Karl Jung and his theories....lets see if I can remember enough to make sense....

That all people share a Universal Consciousness that is our most basic link to one another. This is why we often have dreams that don't fit into our own lives (of situations, times, places we have not yet seen). He uses this to explain "genetic" memory, as well as why in times of great invention there are generally multiples of people who "come up with" and try to develop the same ideas at about the same time.

So.....either the idea generated here and floated out into the universe....or someone "caught" the idea from the Universal Consciousness slip stream and it made its way here! :P Of course, how obviously simple :lol::lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

EM - A _ Lyre....sorry about the laptop! Man! Are you able to go into safety mode? Does it let you System Restore to an earlier set-up?

If noTHing else...take it to Staples. They can check it out for you....that is, if you don't already have someone that you trust to do this. My telehubby had to take his there (we already got "burned by some "professional" outfit down here). We are fortunate to have found a fellow employed by Staples that really knows his stuff! He (hubby) had picked up a nasty virus in spite of the wall.

It may be nothing more than using your disc....Staples may even be able to tell you how to do that if you're not sure. Good luck!

elye Community Regular

Mornin', gang!

Thanks SO much fer your jumpin'-onboard computer troubleshooting, Jess and POeter!

I have been tearing apart my office searching for a Windows XP C/D......nowhere. :angry: There are a couple of sites I've glanced at telling me that I can burn such a thing from webistes that are given (finding that hard to believe when it must be purchased for $60 anywhere else), and haven't had time to take it any further....will check that out more closely, I suppose.

I think I'll be taking it to my friendly computer geek man who will fix it in a half-hour, instead of me taking a whole day . . .at the same time I will have him install Microsoft Word, as so often I've wanted to write something in a file while out on the deck.

He can also install AVG for me - - I cannot seem to get it on there. . . .

Just HATE parting with the $$$ right now! :angry::angry: Poop-a-doop.

but I couldn't imagine needing anything to be glad about, beyond a good, solid Horn o' Plenty...

:lol::lol: Yep. Reader's Digest has always, historically, had it's thumb on the pulse of everything that truly matters in the world.

Gah! Remember when I stumbled upon the article "I Am Fifi's Anal Glands"?? Talk about cutting-edge and pertinent! :lol:

................How is it that Psilly business is spreading out into the 'real' world?........Is it being sucked out thru a black hole in the space/time continuum? :o

It's bigger than we are. . . . .....

Just wait for Obama's next big outdoor public appearance. . . . ...take careful note of his overcoat. Look where the zipper is. . . . . ..

:huh:

:lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star
Just wait for Obama's next big outdoor public appearance. . . . ...take careful note of his overcoat. Look where the zipper is. . . . . ..

:huh:

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I imagine some robotic terror-prevention software mining internet sites for key words and forcing some poor low level cia agent to read through pages of this thread because Obama's name is mentioned.

T'hell wi' messing up the google smurfs! We can take out whole spy agencies!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Mornin' Psillies . . . won't be on much today . . . IT'S PARTY DAY . . . got 3 girls showin' up at 3pm . . . it's all giggling and shrieking and crafting and eating after that. I shall take a preemptive dose of Advil. Don't know why, but I'm cleaning . . . must get back to it.

Jestgar Rising Star

Hey! When's that spring break? And is still happening in the northwest?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hey! When's that spring break? And is still happening in the northwest?

:( Ahhhhh . . . No . . . change of plans. I'm not even sure what we'll end up doing but we are staying flexible so that I can go home that week. Hubby might take (drive) the kids to Virginia to spend some time at his brother's "country house" and spend a little time in D.C. . . or . . . we might all go to Pere Marquette State Park in Illinois so that I can see my parents and the kids can do some hiking and head into St. Louis to see the arch. My brother from Washington is flying in for a long weekend in two weeks to see mom & dad and I will head home then, too, so we'll have a small family get together.

My SIL tells me that spring break isn't the best time to come see them. They live about 3 hours Southwest of Seattle and the road conditions aren't predictable (pesky Mt Rainier). . . she recommends coming in June. She was also talking about just meeting us in Seattle . . . do you think she doesn't really want us at her house??

elye Community Regular

Party time at Janet's!! Three little goils - -could be worse. Three is doable....just one Advil needed, and perhpas two glasses of wine with dinner . .. .

I imagine some robotic terror-prevention software mining internet sites for key words and forcing some poor low level cia agent to read through pages of this thread because Obama's name is mentioned.

T'hell wi' messing up the google smurfs! We can take out whole spy agencies!!

:lol::lol::lol: YES... . . ..can you imagine the Special CIA and FBI Joint Task Force Agents alighting upon our last few pages?. . . . ...

"Report on Celiac.com Forum - - section entitled 'Tickle me Elbow'. President is to be shovelling snow in Ottawa civilian's driveway, will be supplied with standard poodle's coat. Simultaneous queries being made as to general penile leaning tendencies (PLT) - - this warrants keeping subjects on radar, as does several code terms being utilized by members - - Horn o' plenty, Gaaaaaah, Karl Jung.....Cryptic Decoder Agents remain on standby". . . . ...

All right! Delivered me laptop to my geek, and I only had said "Unmountable" - -did NOT even get the "Boot Volume" out, and he let out a groan. :huh:

Terrific.

So, we''ll see. . . . . . . :unsure::angry:

Darn210 Enthusiast

BTW . . . saw my wee winged stalker today.

Theresa - I am seriously jealous of yer variety of birds on da book. How many of those were taken in yer yard (or thar-abouts)?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME

Gaaaaaahhhhhh. . . . . . .! WHAT IN HELL? I cannot get off this screen.....Oracle POeter, what's it all mean??

:o:o that is evil and scary

good thing you have advisors here, am so impressed with the knowledge of Poeter and Jess (quite sure Ptaum knows too, but where is he? :( )

the Devon Rex, quite a distinct cat.......could I fall in love with a poodle-haired cat? not sure :lol:

respectful silence everyone :ph34r:

*snort* :lol:

oops - sorry :ph34r:

Leigh-saugh--hee! In the thread you just posted in about corn pasta--the name of said pasta was Sam Hills :lol:

I'm so easily amused...... :P

:lol: it's everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved Reesee's Jungian explanation of it all :lol:

OK. So I'm at the eye doctor, reading the giant print Reader's Digest while waiting for my eyes to dilate. I'm at some glurpy article titled something like 10 things to be glad about, you know, like world peace and stuff. I made it to No. 5 - Horns of plenty. :lol: :lol: I couldn't tell you what they were trying to discuss, 'cause by then I was only able to do headlines, but I couldn't imagine needing anything to be glad about, beyond a good, solid Horn o'

Plenty...

oh dear gawd :lol:

Padt! wish we could all help you wif your move - - at least keep you company there, eat banana bread off yer kitchen counter and stuf!!!!!!!!!! :)

Janet's winged stalker bird!!!!!! :lol: Have fun at yer girl party today, giankit - did you find the edible cat parts? :huh: purring testicles and such? a delicacy, to be sure :lol:

here's a silly from me mum:

WHY

ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls

to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled

back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He

gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my

instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence. . .

and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the

line.

"Okay, now what?"

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol:

Okay so I found out that P Kitteh is NOT cool with all dogs....... :huh:

We are babysitting Cousin Mojo, brought her home yesterday aft and - Kitteh was in permanent Halloween Cat mode for about 15 minutes :lol: (just love that, BTW) and......growled and hissed for quite a while......I worried that this could really be a looooooooong weekend. :blink:

well, they're all great friends now, and Kitteh is giving them What For :lol: :lol: and not scared a bit.

And thank God things have calmed down.....I was goign to have to get some REAL absinthe, and not the virtual kind some a youse have been sending me. :lol:

and speaking of sent things, LURVE the Pieces of Flair! Wondering - how do you find them? seems I have to look through THOUSANDS to find what I want??????? whattttt??????????????? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

Question for y'all.

I have instant pudding mix - assorted flavors - and I'd like to make some. My choices for liquid are: mojito mix, margarita mix, red wine, and scotch.

What would work best?

I also have a bit of french vanilla coffee creamer stuff, if that'll help.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Question for y'all.

I have instant pudding mix - assorted flavors - and I'd like to make some. My choices for liquid are: mojito mix, margarita mix, red wine, and scotch.

What would work best?

I also have a bit of french vanilla coffee creamer stuff, if that'll help.

Uhhhh.... Don't you normally put ... milk.... in pudding?

I don't think alcohol would allow it to set. But a red wine-fruit flavor might be ok.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Question for y'all.

I have instant pudding mix - assorted flavors - and I'd like to make some. My choices for liquid are: mojito mix, margarita mix, red wine, and scotch.

What would work best?

I also have a bit of french vanilla coffee creamer stuff, if that'll help.

:blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

use the scotch

:lol:

elye Community Regular

...The absolute best thing in an instant pudding mix, any flavour, is Bailey's.

Or anything mocha-creamy. . . .....

....Murder for diabetics.. . .... :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
...The absolute best thing in an instant pudding mix, any flavour, is Bailey's.

Or anything mocha-creamy. . . .....

....Murder for diabetics.. . .... :angry:

drooooll

which i have....

trying red wine and tapioca. I'll let you know how it turns out

Darn210 Enthusiast
and speaking of sent things, LURVE the Pieces of Flair! Wondering - how do you find them? seems I have to look through THOUSANDS to find what I want??????? whattttt??????????????? :unsure:

Now this is something, based on passed performance on THIS thread, that I expect none of you know about . . . When you're browsing through the flair, there is actually a SEARCH option.

*gasp*

Darn210 Enthusiast
drooooll

which i have....

trying red wine and tapioca. I'll let you know how it turns out

That sounds sooooo wrong. How 'bout butterscotch wif the scotch?? Or lemon wif the mojito mix??

curlyfries Contributor
and speaking of sent things, LURVE the Pieces of Flair! Wondering - how do you find them? seems I have to look through THOUSANDS to find what I want??????? whattttt??????????????? :unsure:

oooohhhh.....do I want to give away my secrets??????? B)

awwww, what the heck..........there's this thing on flair called a search............ :rolleyes::lol:

dang it gian-knit....you beat me to it!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Vinny & Sal - :lol::lol::lol:

got any daiquiri mix . . . mix wif banana pudding?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
drooooll

which i have....

trying red wine and tapioca. I'll let you know how it turns out

:blink:

this sounds vomitous :lol: but - not as bad as mojito pudding with lemon :gag:

Now this is something, based on passed performance on THIS thread, that I expect none of you know about . . . When you're browsing through the flair, there is actually a SEARCH option.

*gasp*

:lol: :lol: :lol: true dat

so - I can go to FLAIR buttons and.......put in, say, KITTEH? er sumfin? or - poop? vomit? anal glands? :lol:

speaking of poop - - I have GOT to get a link to this page of a magazine I perused whilst held hostage at hair salon the other day........some PHAMOUS designer re-did her guest house and........was the MOST SCARY and garish thing I've ever seen - - supposed to be so posh and was just a 70's amalgamation of purple and pink horror, the kind of rooms you'd see and just go - WHAT IN HELL? NEEDS TO BE REDONE IMMEDIATELY :blink:

so - in this one massively-clashing room - - - sooooooooo fascinating and riveting I stared at the page transfixed for - a full three minutes? studying details of the cacaphonous design schemata.....dear gawd........wanted to run screaming around the salon and show it to everyone......$300-a-yard fabrics that looked like.......abstract vomit scheme or summat? (let me tell you what *I* could do with $300 fabrics <_< )

so - on the wall of her PREPOSTEROUS living room was this piece of "art" - - referenced as a "whimsical swirl piece" or something and.......seriously, it was just a GIANT PIECE OF WHITE POOP painted on dark background :lol: :lol: :lol: Honest to God - a piece of soft, squishy dog poo, much like the kind occasionally found in my back yard, that maintains its swirl shape, points on top and bottom and a solid curl in the middle......... :lol: A large piece that I think would make EVERYONE stop and think - phecal matter......right up there on the wall......

:lol: Makes me larph, even now - I must find this -

Emperor's New Clothes............ I want to write and tell her this :lol: :lol:

and in other news - -

sillies -- I am going to stay in bed the entire weekend :( Everything is suck-y :huh:

wish I had a laptop, I could just chat all day from me bed - 'bout nuttin' of course :lol:

Love Em's perfect baby photo from Walmart :lol: they photoshopped the eyes, you know.

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