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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
PEAR - SHAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

that cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's unusual in a guy, but yeah :lol::lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star

Aw man! :(

I leap out of bed

race to the computer

dance around it yelling hurry hurry huryy

all so I can post before Emily

and she's already squiggly :( :(

But apparently a very slow typer..... :D

elye Community Regular

G'Morning, Psillies!

:lol::lol:Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww......a pear -shaped man! This conjures up thoughts of strange, hermaphroditic individuals that I have run into throughout my life.. . .....

Very nice people, I am sure. . . .......

Job cuts everywhere! Hopin' you're okay, Tareeesuh.... :)

elye Community Regular
Aw man! :(

I leap out of bed

race to the computer

dance around it yelling hurry hurry huryy

all so I can post before Emily

and she's already squiggly :(:(

:lol::lol::lol:

Jess, I love the way this is presented.....like it is a retrospective haiku of some sort. . . .. . .

And you DID beat me to it!!

Jess, we were squiggly at the same time. . . . ...um, do we know each other well enough for this kind of simultaneous thing?? :huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess, we were squiggly at the same time. . . . ...um, do we know each other well enough for this kind of simultaneous thing?? :huh::lol:

Oh honey. I'm sure we've been squiggly together lots of times. Four or five of us have been squiggly together even!

This is a safe place.

jerseyangel Proficient
and she's already squiggly :( :(

:lol:

...and Jess used the 'edited by' thingy!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh honey. I'm sure we've been squiggly together lots of times. Four or five of us have been squiggly together even!

This is a safe place.

If ya can't get squiggly wif yer psillies, than who can you get squiggly wif??? :wub:


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elye Community Regular
Oh honey. I'm sure we've been squiggly together lots of times. Four or five of us have been squiggly together even!

If ya can't get squiggly wif yer psillies, than who can you get squiggly wif??? :wub:

:lol::lol:

Superb!!! This is how I will speak of my Psillies from now on.......the Dear Friends That I Get Squiggly With. . . . . ..

I really think we should have our spouses become members, so that we can get squiggly with THEM. ........Although squiggling with others has just such a crazy thrill to it. . .. . .. .

:rolleyes:B)

jerseyangel Proficient
Although squiggling with others has just such a crazy thrill to it. . .. . .. .

:rolleyes:B)

As Nik would say--very cosmopolitan..... B)

Jestgar Rising Star
...and Jess used the 'edited by' thingy!! :D

:D

It looks so.....professional.....

Mtndog Collaborator

I've been reading along via Gmail and HAD to come on when I read about Louie!!!!!!!!!!

YAYYYYY!!!! :):):)

SO SO SO SO glad he is OK!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: Suze- You are the BOMB!

Suz--I enjoyed hearing the story of yer dad and stepdad :D

I've only known one Wayne--he is actually an old friend of Mark's. He's a good guy, but a bit of a wimp and pear-shaped at that. Not nice of me, but true :P

I enjoyed hearing it too- and yer mom is just too cute! Janey :wub:

Kurt's aunt just married a pear shaped man with moobs :ph34r: But he's VERY nice!

Our trip was fun- we go to Foxwoods in CT as it was the last trip we took with my mom. No $ won but phun was had and for dinner I had shrimp the size of my hand :huh: They HAD to be Alaskan as everything is bigger there :lol:

Still have not fully recovered me psilly but working on it!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

afternoon sillies!

boy is it nice today! The appt went well and everything looks good.

My uncle has been moved to a rehab hospital- well he was moved a week ago and had been doing ok- now his mind seems to be in and out. We are getting worried again. My dad has been made executor of his will and now has power of attorney. My uncle has not been eating well at all either and they fear soon they will need to put a feeding tube in....

Tammy was also in the ER last night- her baby was in distress--she is due 4/16. She is taking it easy today.

elye Community Regular

Amanda! I do hope all gets better with your uncle, and your niece/nephew-to-be! Do they know the sex?

jerseyangel Proficient

Bevvie--I'm so glad that you and the family were able to get away to your special place :D Sounds like you had a great time--and ate well ;)

Good news about your doctor visit, Amanda. Keep us posted on Tammy and the baby.

Ugh--I think I have the man flugh <_< Nothing major, I thought maybe the water er sumphin wasn't agreeing wif me the last couple days (I'm drinking bottled spring water, but a different brand.....no Poland Spring here....). but now I'm achy all over and woke up wif a headache. :angry:

Probably the last few weeks catching up wif me...... :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Probably the last few weeks catching up wif me...... :P

Or phood poisoning :angry: I phorgot the warm fridge.....stupid Wayne <_<

Ate hamburger that had been in there for more than a day..... :unsure:

:ph34r:

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Aw man! :(

I leap out of bed

race to the computer

dance around it yelling hurry hurry huryy

all so I can post before Emily

and she's already squiggly

But apparently a very slow typer.....

*snort* Love this early morn HAIKU :lol:

Jess, I love the way this is presented.....like it is a retrospective haiku of some sort. . . .. . .

And you DID beat me to it!!

Jess, we were squiggly at the same time. . . . ...um, do we know each other well enough for this kind of simultaneous thing??

Oh honey. I'm sure we've been squiggly together lots of times. Four or five of us have been squiggly together even!

This is a safe place.

If ya can't get squiggly wif yer psillies, than who can you get squiggly wif???

just love all the squiggliness :lol: :lol:

Our trip was fun- we go to Foxwoods in CT as it was the last trip we took with my mom. No $ won but phun was had and for dinner I had shrimp the size of my hand :huh: They HAD to be Alaskan as everything is bigger there :lol:

Still have not fully recovered me psilly but working on it!

oh Bevel, so glad you guys had a good time, and you do this every year :wub: and......it sounds like you have your full silly, but we look forward to ALL of it comin' at us soon!!!

Padt!!!!!! a Wayne man phlughue? nooo!!!!!!! Well, rest up!

Must remember to tell me mum that Padt's two fridges are named after both of her husbands - am calling her now, in fact :lol:

nothing from Jules today, or Nik? what's going on......

I miss Ptaum :(

'tis the most GORGEOUS day here!!!!! am going to do some planting....must dig gently.....back is jarred and jolted from the big Louie chase yesterday....... :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
Must remember to tell me mum that Padt's two fridges are named after both of her husbands - am calling her now, in fact :lol:

This cracked me up, as only a statement from here can! :lol:

I, too, miss Pataughmn :( and hope that our Julie and Nik are ok. I saw Julie's sno on the news this morning :o

Sorry 'bout yer back, Suz, but you did a wonderphul thing yesterday in getting Louie back wif his phamily :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Amanda! I do hope all gets better with your uncle, and your niece/nephew-to-be! Do they know the sex?

Me too....that's rough. far too much of this bad health juju going around. :(

Or phood poisoning :angry: I phorgot the warm fridge.....stupid Wayne <_<

Ate hamburger that had been in there for more than a day..... :unsure:

:ph34r:

Oh patti- You psilly bundt! I'm sure you know what I would like to say here but cannot :lol: Regardless of WHAT is making you sick I hope you feel much better soon! No Wayne-fridge-man-phlugh for you newly Texanized and all :wub:

oh Bevel, so glad you guys had a good time, and you do this every year :wub: and......it sounds like you have your full silly, but we look forward to ALL of it comin' at us soon!!!

Padt!!!!!! a Wayne man phlughue? nooo!!!!!!! Well, rest up!

Must remember to tell me mum that Padt's two fridges are named after both of her husbands - am calling her now, in fact :lol:

nothing from Jules today, or Nik? what's going on......

I miss Ptaum :(

'tis the most GORGEOUS day here!!!!! am going to do some planting....must dig gently.....back is jarred and jolted from the big Louie chase yesterday....... :huh:

Susie- It sounds GLORIOUS there!!!!!!

I have ben hurting for the past month. Turns out (gee- only takes this 4 weeks to figure this out) it was the SIDE EFFECTS of evil medication, not a 3 week long herx (die-off). I'm just starting to feel semi-human and I've been off it for 10 days. Crushing depression........slowly lifting!

jerseyangel Proficient
I have ben hurting for the past month. Turns out (gee- only takes this 4 weeks to figure this out) it was the SIDE EFFECTS of evil medication, not a 3 week long herx (die-off). I'm just starting to feel semi-human and I've been off it for 10 days. Crushing depression........slowly lifting!

Gosh Bev, how frustrating that it takes so long to even figure out what's causing the pain :( Whatever the case, I'm so glad that you're coming out of it, slowly but surely :)

elye Community Regular
:wub::wub: Bevel! Even when you're not feeling well, you are still so up and psilly!! Dunno, honestly, how you do it. . . . .....you're my hero!
blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda! I do hope all gets better with your uncle, and your niece/nephew-to-be! Do they know the sex?

Yes it is a girl, her name is Margeritta--when I say it sounds like a cocktail but when they say it they roll the r's and it sounds nice. I am going to be the godmother to this baby. The best part-when Tammy has the new baby Silvia is coming to spend the weekend with me and John. We plan on taking her to the zoo. She is getting so big. She will be 2 April 30th. She is now potty-trained and she is talking. She can even say my name. I love it.

Mtndog Collaborator
:wub::wub: Bevel! Even when you're not feeling well, you are still so up and psilly!! Dunno, honestly, how you do it. . . . .....you're my hero!

You all are the heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: We lift each other up when down, carry each other when tired, console each other when sick and crack each other up when heart-broken!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Why did no one show me this video???!!!!! :angry::angry::lol::lol:

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Saw it referenced elsewhere, was hard to track down the full SNL skit and there's a bit of fluff at the very beginning and end that I don't think is suppose to be there . . . plus mine got really loud at the end so watch out . . . this answers the question that I had when Bev posted (emailed?) that link a while back . . . why was that man dressed in a leotard??? . . . apparently, it was a parody of this parody.

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh patti- You psilly bundt! I'm sure you know what I would like to say here but cannot :lol: Regardless of WHAT is making you sick I hope you feel much better soon! No Wayne-fridge-man-phlugh for you newly Texanized and all :wub:

Patti-cake hee!

Jestgar Rising Star
Why did no one show me this video???!!!!! :angry::angry::lol::lol:

Open Original Shared Link

Saw it referenced elsewhere, was hard to track down the full SNL skit and there's a bit of fluff at the very beginning and end that I don't think is suppose to be there . . . plus mine got really loud at the end so watch out . . . this answers the question that I had when Bev posted (emailed?) that link a while back . . . why was that man dressed in a leotard??? . . . apparently, it was a parody of this parody.

Which one is Justin Timberlake?

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