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mushroom Proficient

I'm drinking the one without tomato or citrus - bottoms up!


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psawyer Proficient

There is one in the middle that looks like a beer. Trusting that it is a gluten-free beer, I'm going for it. :P

kareng Grand Master

Glad I stopped at the one drink. Might have been hard to function with 2.

Nothing exciting here. No animals running amok. It's 9:06.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Glad I stopped at the one drink. Might have been hard to function with 2.

I did'tm shtop at 4 wacko.gifph34r.gif *hic*

5.14mppm *giggle*

jerseyangel Proficient

Is it too late to call the wine? Or too early perhaps....it's 12:55 PM here.

kareng Grand Master

Is it too late to call the wine? Or too early perhaps....it's 12:55 PM here.

I've watched Real Housewives of New Jersey. It's never too early in Jersey for wine!

jerseyangel Proficient

I've watched Real Housewives of New Jersey. It's never too early in Jersey for wine!

:lol: :lol:

Alrighty then....bottoms up! :P


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Loey Rising Star

I used to be a caterer I'll figure this out and send u all the receipe.. :D

God Bless You!!!! I just looked at the gluten-free Betty Crocker box when I was at the market and I'm allergic to most of the ingredients. Guess my husband and our guest will go without dessert unless I get ambitious (and I think making them a veggie lasagna that I can't eat was pretty ambitious anyway). Perhaps I'll serve them gluten-free cookies that are already made. I ate something I shouldn't have for breakfast and am still paying for it dearly.

Loey

Loey Rising Star

I've watched Real Housewives of New Jersey. It's never too early in Jersey for wine!

or in their case to whine ...

Loey

and if we're still on our time check its 3:04 PM here

jerseyangel Proficient

God Bless You!!!! I just looked at the gluten-free Betty Crocker box when I was at the market and I'm allergic to most of the ingredients. Guess my husband and our guest will go without dessert unless I get ambitious (and I think making them a veggie lasagna that I can't eat was pretty ambitious anyway).

Loey

Loughie--what can't you eat? Maybe we can help you figure out a simple safe dessert.

Loey Rising Star

Loughie--what can't you eat? Maybe we can help you figure out a simple safe dessert.

Right now I can't eat any or most of the starches. I can eat the buckwheat flour I just bought, baking soda, baking powder, I think I can have molasses (I found out that the arrowhead mills buckwheat flour was CC'd so I'm guessing that was the problem not the molasses). I also used brown sugar and think I can use regular sugar and eggs.

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jerseyangel Proficient

Right now I can't eat any or most of the starches. I can eat the buckwheat flour I just bought, baking soda, baking powder, I think I can have molasses (I found out that the arrowhead mills buckwheat flour was CC'd so I'm guessing that was the problem not the molasses). I also used brown sugar and think I can use regular sugar and eggs.

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How about a simple fruit crisp? Top fruit of your choice with a mixture of brown or white sugar, buckwheat flour, butter or margarine, and cinnamon. Bake till bubbly.

Can you do dairy?

Jestgar Rising Star

meringue cookies dipped in chocolate, or dip the cut end of a strawberry in chocolate and stick it in the middle of the cookie.

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mousse if you can do dairy.

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orange cake.

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Loey Rising Star

How about a simple fruit crisp? Top fruit of your choice with a mixture of brown or white sugar, buckwheat flour, butter or margarine, and cinnamon. Bake till bubbly.

Can you do dairy?

I can't but they can. This or one of Jess' sounds great. Thank you both!!!!

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jerseyangel Proficient

The meringue cookies reminded me--pavlova!!

It's so good just set on top of strawberries that have macerated in some sugar to create juice.

<mouth watering>

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Pavlova--

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Loey Rising Star

meringue cookies dipped in chocolate, or dip the cut end of a strawberry in chocolate and stick it in the middle of the cookie.

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mousse if you can do dairy.

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orange cake.

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I'm sure I can do one of these. Going to look at the recipes. Need to get the lasagna in the oven 5 ish so if I'm baking ahead of time I have to get a move on. My supermarket usually carries these delicious brownies (that I can't eat anymore) but of course they were out of them! I was afraid to try the Betty Crocker because of possibly getting CC'd by the flour I'm allergic to.

You are both awesome!!!!

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Pavlova--

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mmmmmmmmmm

Lo, you just happened to be on here with two gals who love treats. :P

elye Community Regular

Speaking of foodstuffs, has anyone tried this cereal?

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The couple who make this product were on "Dragon's Den" last night ( Open Original Shared Link ) looking for a $300,000 investment to help get their cereal more widely known and distributed (they were successful - - all the investors raved about the stuff, and Jim Treliving of Boston Pizza and Mr. Lube fame, went all in for 20 % of the company. . .. . ...be on the lookout for the stuff being sprinkled on yer pizza next time you eat at BP). Anyway, the cereal looks interesting.. . . .... .kinda pricey, but free shipping and hell, if it's delicious AND I can eat it without worries. . . . . ..

kareng Grand Master

Speaking of foodstuffs, has anyone tried this cereal?

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The couple who make this product were on "Dragon's Den" last night ( Open Original Shared Link ) looking for a $300,000 investment to help get their cereal more widely known and distributed (they were successful - - all the investors raved about the stuff, and Jim Treliving of Boston Pizza and Mr. Lube fame, went all in for 20 % of the company. . .. . ...be on the lookout for the stuff being sprinkled on yer pizza next time you eat at BP). Anyway, the cereal looks interesting.. . . .... .kinda pricey, but free shipping and hell, if it's delicious AND I can eat it without worries. . . . . ..

You gotta love the name!

jerseyangel Proficient

mmmmmmmmmm

Lo, you just happened to be on here with two gals who love treats. :P

It is really good--I've been making it since long before I was gluten-free. :rolleyes:

Speaking of foodstuffs, has anyone tried this cereal?

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Never seen it--I'll bet it would be good sprinkled over me yogurt as they suggest. :)

Love the name, though :lol:

Loey Rising Star

mmmmmmmmmm

Lo, you just happened to be on here with two gals who love treats. :P

I am one lucky girl! Make that three of us who love sweets! I think I'm going to make an apple crisp (although the other recipes sound delicious) because my oven will be tied up. I can prep the crisp and then bake it while we have dinner.

Can you tell I'm not motivated about having company tonight? For some reason I still haven't snapped back from the biopsy and the funeral. The combination wiped me out.

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Loey Rising Star

It is really good--I've been making it since long before I was gluten-free. :rolleyes:

Never seen it--I'll bet it would be good sprinkled over me yogurt as they suggest. :)

Love the name, though :lol:

All I can say is Holy Crap!!!!!

Loey

kareng Grand Master

Hub sent me this CNN link yesterday. He was excited about using the ginger snap cookies for a pie crust. I was going to make a pumpkin pie without crust to save calories but he is really excited to use the bag of cookies he bought for crust. He doesn't care much about regular pie crust.

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jerseyangel Proficient

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That sounds great and a lot easier than regular pie crust.

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