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kareng Grand Master

Soooo tired! Bro & wife are coming in from Bend, OR for the week. The only time we can see them is tomorrow at lunch. So everyoneis coming here! Making taco type stuff. Also, trying to get stuff started for hub's office party Wed. Went to grocery ( busy place), made 2 kinds of truffles, cookies for tomorrow, taco hamburger meat, hub grilled chicken for tacos, made peanut brittle, twice. The first time, poured the hot brittle on wax paper thinking it would be easy to pull off. Wrong! Paper stuck to it! Cooling the second batch on the porch so I can break it up tonight. ZZZZZ....


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Judy3 Contributor

Hello sillies... haven't been in here in a while.. too busy trying to figure out this diet crapola.... I'm getting the hang of it I think... haven't been sick in almost a month and found my giggles today finally!!

Looks like you've all been busy

:D

kareng Grand Master

M woke up this early this am with barfage. Probably stomach virus. Wish I could blame gluten but I can't. So no one is coming over. I have 3 lbs of cooked taco hamburger meat and 5 of grilled chicken, 48 corn tortillas, 54 hard tao shells, 3 doz pumpkin spice cookies, 3 doz pb choc chip cookies, batch of peanut brittle, 2 large bags of chips, 3 red peppers, 2 heads of lettuce, 3 jars of salsa.

Fortunately, most will keep or freeze. Just running out of freezer space.

J has been Chloraxing.

mushroom Proficient

Gads. Kerrigne, what a shame :( . Suppose you gave a party and no one wanted to come?? :P :P Hope he gets better soon and the food does not go to waste!

elye Community Regular

I have 3 lbs of cooked taco hamburger meat and 5 of grilled chicken, 48 corn tortillas, 54 hard tao shells, 3 doz pumpkin spice cookies, 3 doz pb choc chip cookies, batch of peanut brittle, 2 large bags of chips, 3 red peppers, 2 heads of lettuce, 3 jars of salsa.

Oh, s$#&e, Kherrighnne! Bad luck.

But HEY! Look on the bright side.. .. . . . . ..

Ya don't have five pounds of SALLMON! <_<

;)

kareng Grand Master

Oh, s$#&e, Kherrighnne! Bad luck.

But HEY! Look on the bright side.. .. . . . . ..

Ya don't have five pounds of SALLMON! <_<

;)

I'm thinking " freezer" & " Xmas dinner"

Poor kid. Can't stop with the dry vomiting. He hasn't had anything in his stomach all day except the tiny bit of water from rinsing his mouth.

kareng Grand Master

Crossing fingers. Spillage seems to have stopped. Gave him Enterol and it seems to be soothing. He feels like doing homework. :unsure: Maybe he is seriously ill?


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Loey Rising Star

Low-eee! Well, at least your GI spent some time with you, and has been listening. :) Hope the meds help! So often, IBS is a symptom of celiac. Now, those fibRE meds are all gluten-free, right??

Yay, Jyessss! Must have missed this, though - - what part are you playing?

This is going viral...so thrilled. The best flash mob I have yet seen - - happened in Welland, Ontario, a couple of weeks ago:

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That was amazing!!!!! Just what I needed (like ll of you are as well).

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Loey Rising Star

Crossing fingers. Spillage seems to have stopped. Gave him Enterol and it seems to be soothing. He feels like doing homework. :unsure: Maybe he is seriously ill?

I so hope he's pfeeling better!!!

Sending Healing (((Hugs)))

Loey

Loey Rising Star

Low-eee! Well, at least your GI spent some time with you, and has been listening. :) Hope the meds help! So often, IBS is a symptom of celiac. Now, those fibRE meds are all gluten-free, right??

Yay, Jyessss! Must have missed this, though - - what part are you playing?

This is going viral...so thrilled. The best flash mob I have yet seen - - happened in Welland, Ontario, a couple of weeks ago:

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Just checked the medicine list and also the manufacturer's website and Fiber Con is gluten-free.

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Loey Rising Star

Opening night went fabulously. Full house. Excited audience. Great breakfast afterwards. Only eight more shows to go.

What play is it and what is your role? Hope BE is attending and presenting you with bouquets of roses. rolleyes.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star

M woke up this early this am with barfage. Probably stomach virus. Wish I could blame gluten but I can't. So no one is coming over. I have 3 lbs of cooked taco hamburger meat and 5 of grilled chicken, 48 corn tortillas, 54 hard tao shells, 3 doz pumpkin spice cookies, 3 doz pb choc chip cookies, batch of peanut brittle, 2 large bags of chips, 3 red peppers, 2 heads of lettuce, 3 jars of salsa.

Fortunately, most will keep or freeze. Just running out of freezer space.

J has been Chloraxing.

So sorry to hear about M. If Tony ever barfs up something he'll never eat that food again. Even at 19. Sending healing hugs and a big bottle of Clorox your way.

Loey

P.S. glad you can freeze most of it!

kareng Grand Master

Well, the tale of spillage continues. This may not be news at your house, but no one gets sick, almost never, at our house. He was feeling better, starting having a couple of sips of Gatorade and water. I went to J's football banquet. Got a pitiful text that he barfed. Said he didn't need me, he was going to sleep. He is dehydrated so he has a headache but a few sips of water make him feel like vomiting. He is trying to sleep with a water bottle for whenever he can sip. Poor kid. Hope he is drinking in the am. He's bigger than me so I can't carry him to the car.

Hope no one else gets sick as Hub's office party at our house is Wed. <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

I hope he feels better soon, Karreighn. That is miserable, poor kid :(

jerseyangel Proficient

If Tony ever barfs up something he'll never eat that food again.

Yep--our phamily too. With me it was rice (of all things), Mark--german chocolate cake, and our son swears he will never again eat apple pie.

I eat rice now, but from 5th grade till I was probably in my early 20's I wouldn't go near it.

Jestgar Rising Star

Poor guy. I hope he's over it soon.

Opening weekend went well. I'm running the light board for sound of music, so not in the play. Screwed up the wedding spotlight today :( but managed to not put everyone in the dark in my panic. :P

BE and his daughter are coming to the show next weekend although he took me out to dinner Friday before the show and I showed him the little light booth where I have to climb up the bunk bed ladder onto the platform and sit and do my homework while listening for cues. He climbed up inside and was greatly entertained by the graffiti on the walls.

Last full week of school. Just have to manage to get through the last homework.

Loey Rising Star

Well, the tale of spillage continues. This may not be news at your house, but no one gets sick, almost never, at our house. He was feeling better, starting having a couple of sips of Gatorade and water. I went to J's football banquet. Got a pitiful text that he barfed. Said he didn't need me, he was going to sleep. He is dehydrated so he has a headache but a few sips of water make him feel like vomiting. He is trying to sleep with a water bottle for whenever he can sip. Poor kid. Hope he is drinking in the am. He's bigger than me so I can't carry him to the car.

Hope no one else gets sick as Hub's office party at our house is Wed. <_<

O, Kareng I'm SO sorry he's not feeling better. I think I hate barfing more than D (although they do run neck and neck). Does ginger ale help?

I just finished washing the sheets and towels from my brother and SIL's visit. We did an early Christmas exchange and put up the (fake) tree. We didn't decorate it. Klark and I are going to do that tonight. We also lit the Chanukah candles and my brother and I couldn't remember the prayer to save our lives. Went to see Due Date. I highly recommend it (especially if you feel the way I do about Robert Downey Jr. - he's my Russell Brand).

I had to take real pain killers to be able to participate in any activities but it was worth it. Now I'm back to letting the pain rule. Don't want to get hooked on prescription meds (the oxy's). Had some left from my old GI.

The girl I'm tutoring is due in about a half hour. I don't think her mother is doing her a service by home schooling. All I can do is try to do my best and undo some of the things her mom taught her out of order. Still in the testing phase. I have to get her to the point where she knows the sight words (kindergarten and up). I had thought about taking an online course for a certificate program in dyslexia but it costs $440 and i just don't know that I can afford it. The program would guide me but my bank account is screaming "don't do it!!!"

Hope M is feeling better when I check back online.

Loey (((HUGS))) smile.gif

kareng Grand Master

Sick kid report: won't drink much cause it makes his stomach upset. If he doesn't start drinking soon, it's off to the ER for an IV.

jerseyangel Proficient

Sick kid report: won't drink much cause it makes his stomach upset. If he doesn't start drinking soon, it's off to the ER for an IV.

Keep us posted :)

Loey Rising Star

Sick kid report: won't drink much cause it makes his stomach upset. If he doesn't start drinking soon, it's off to the ER for an IV.

Sending lots of positive energy. It really sucks when your child is sick.

(((HUGS)))

Loey

kareng Grand Master

Sick kid report: won't drink much cause it makes his stomach upset. If he doesn't start drinking soon, it's off to the ER for an IV.

That scared him! He has been sucking on ice and just peed to prove he is Ok.

Thanks for your sympathy.

jerseyangel Proficient

Karreighn--how about popsicles?

kareng Grand Master

Karreighn--how about popsicles?

Good idea. Right now he has graduated to 6 Rice Chex and some apple juice (in a dark cup with a lid and a straw so he doesn't know how much is in it). I'm tricky! ;)

Jestgar Rising Star

Good idea. Right now he has graduated to 6 Rice Chex and some apple juice (in a dark cup with a lid and a straw so he doesn't know how much is in it). I'm tricky! ;)

moms are so cool.

elye Community Regular

Good idea. Right now he has graduated to 6 Rice Chex and some apple juice (in a dark cup with a lid and a straw so he doesn't know how much is in it). I'm tricky! ;)

Fingers crossed.. . . . . ......

moms are so cool.

And worried......and desperate.. . . .....and sleepless.. . .. . . ...... .... <_<:rolleyes:

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